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Subject: Jail? Who wants to go to jail? EGAD! Been there ~ done that ~ a few times. I think the stupidest time was at a Johnny Cougar concert where I kicked a girl's butt all because she took the seats that Carol was saving for me and my other sis. Okay so I was 18 and got pissed very easy ~ I've grown up now ~ haven't I? Quite frankly Cathy ~ I'm sure we could party anywhere ~ even jail. 'Course then we gotta pay jail fees ~ can't stand that part ~ no hotel fees though...


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Date Posted: 20:14:47 12/07/04 Tue
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In reply to: cathy 's message, "this way too....if we ever ended up in jail...it'd be the 4 of us instead of just the two of us & we would have all the more fun!!! talk about a party! WHOA!" on 12:41:33 12/07/04 Tue

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>>1. Talk about a huge breast!
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>>2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
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>>3. It's Cool Whip time!
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>>4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
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>>5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
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>>6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
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>>7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
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>>8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
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>>9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
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>>10. Don't play with your meat.
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>>11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
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>>12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these
>>people at once?
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>>13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
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>>14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
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>>15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
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>>16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
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>>17. Wow , I didn't think I could handle all of that!
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>>18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
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>>19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

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