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Date Posted: 22:31:50 01/15/03 Wed
Author: Leland Gaunt
Subject: The Camelot Senator; The Chappaquiddick Saga (A Poem)



HE DROVE HIS LADY FAIR ACROSS THE OLD WOODEN BRIDGE?
HE LEFT THE MAIDEN IN THE SLOUGH; COLD BEER IN FRIDGE?

A BLONDE IN THE POND; HER NAME NOT KNOWN AS NAME ROLLINS?
HE CHECKED HIMSELF INTO THE MOTEL/HOTEL; WITH TOM COLLINS?


HIS NAME KNOWN UP AND DOWN THE EASTERN SEABOARD COAST?
HE OFTEN WOULD TAKE A MUCH NEEDED JOSE CUERVO ALA TOAST?

HIS IDENTITY KNOWN BY MANY NEAR AND AFAR AS BY; A TED?
CHECKED INTO AN ISLAND INN; DRINKING JOHNNY WALKER RED?

HER NAME WAS A MARY JO; AN INTERN WHAT A SUMMER TEAM?
HE CHECKED INTO A MOTEL/HOTEL; HAVING NEEDED JIM BEAM?

THE RESCUE CREW WITH CANINES SEARCHIN DOGS; NO SPANIELS?
ALTHROUGH THE NIGHT AT SHELTER HE LAY; ANY JACK DANIELS?

TODAY HE SITS IN THE HALLS OF U.S. SENATE; A BAY STATE?
HIS PAST ASSOCIATES A MEMORY; CAN THIS BE HIS ONE FATE?

IT ALL HAPPENED ONE SUMMER NIGHT NEAR A SMALL ISLAND ABODE?
AT MARTHA'S VINEYARD; THIS POEM TELLS A SAGA ALL BUT TOLD?


.....................SPOOF/POEM............................

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