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Subject: Engelsk läsövning


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Magnus H
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Date Posted: 19:31:54 04/11/12 Wed
Author Host/IP: c-9ef370d5.043-102-67626721.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se/213.112.243.158

On a tour of Britain, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Popemobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man, wearing a Manchester United jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.

As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men wearing Liverpool jerseys aboard. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious United fan from the water. Then using baseball bats, the three heroes beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was some bitter hatred between United and Liverpool fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not the truth."

As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was that?" "It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom." "Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he doesn't know much about shark fishing." "How's the bait holding up?"

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[> Subject: Re: Engelsk läsövning


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Nalle
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Date Posted: 07:23:24 04/12/12 Thu
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Hahaha kul :)

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The Yankee
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Date Posted: 21:20:04 04/16/12 Mon
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The Yankee
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Date Posted: 21:23:18 04/16/12 Mon
Author Host/IP: scandic875.host.songnetworks.se/212.214.188.178

Att det alltid ska vara så kul å hacka på dom som är störst, bäst och vackrast!
Man hör aldrig nåt liknande om t.ex. Ipswich???

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