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Subject: Don't forget


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Date Posted: 13:44:06 02/21/07 Wed

to factor in a lap dance per diem
Subject: LENT


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CT
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Date Posted: 13:39:16 02/21/07 Wed

I'm giving up football, and futbol, lol

I got the promotion at work, starting next monday, just have to tell the owner how much more he's gonna have to pay me, whoo-hoo!!!!!!!
Subject: hmm


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slakas
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Date Posted: 13:31:38 02/21/07 Wed


Subject: ...


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Papagena
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Date Posted: 13:31:07 02/21/07 Wed


Sheryl Swoopes will just have to wait ....
Subject: Lent


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Papagena
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Date Posted: 13:26:09 02/21/07 Wed

If anyone cares I have decided to give up cigarettes, jogging & sex for “Lent”...
Subject: Lent


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Date Posted: 13:20:43 02/21/07 Wed

I guess I could give up an inch or two and perhaps a tad of girth for a day.

Have you seen my latest commercial where the narrator describes me as "the chubby Santa"; all those ladies lined up to sit on my lap? LMAO at myself. I was classic!
Subject: ...


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Papagena
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Date Posted: 12:58:26 02/21/07 Wed

LMAO@ "when to feel guilty "...

We got the guilt part down!
Subject: Shitney Beers


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KingCookie
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Date Posted: 11:57:48 02/21/07 Wed

Man, did I call it, or WHAT?
Subject: Tis a quandry


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Date Posted: 11:47:56 02/21/07 Wed




on one hand, so many have died in it's name and yet on the other, it has inspired such beauty



Subject: neener neener


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Date Posted: 11:43:52 02/21/07 Wed

Subject: when to feel guilty


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Date Posted: 11:41:31 02/21/07 Wed

always
Subject: When to stand up, when to kneel, when to mutter something unintelligable


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Date Posted: 11:35:40 02/21/07 Wed

Subject: Rehab is for quitters!


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Date Posted: 11:32:36 02/21/07 Wed

MALIBU, Calif. - Britney Spears left a live-in rehabilitation facility early Wednesday, less than a day after checking in, according to several reports.

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It was the second time in a week that Spears entered a rehab facility and checked out before her first day was finished.

The television news magazine "The Insider" initially reported that Spears called a car service, walked out of the Promises Malibu Treatment Center and left the facility early Wednesday morning.

Later, the TV show "Extra" and the celebrity Web site TMZ.com said the 25-year-old pop star had left the center far short of the usual 45-day stay. TMZ said she couldn't handle rehab and went home.
Subject: ...


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Date Posted: 11:30:59 02/21/07 Wed

I will pray for you...
Subject: uh


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KingCookie
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Date Posted: 11:30:44 02/21/07 Wed

If I was Catholic, I'd give up Lent.

Or commutes...
Subject: errrr


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martin Luther
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Date Posted: 11:29:30 02/21/07 Wed

Catholicism Sucks
Subject: catholicism sucks


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Date Posted: 11:17:37 02/21/07 Wed

Subject: Season of Lent...


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Date Posted: 11:06:54 02/21/07 Wed

Today is Ash Wednesday...Signifying a call to repentance & the start of Lent...So what are you all giving up for lent?

Remember man that you are dust & unto dust you shall return...
Subject: ...


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Papagena
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Date Posted: 10:25:02 02/21/07 Wed

When the nurse looks like this...One can stand just about anything...

Subject: no


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slakas
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Date Posted: 10:20:28 02/21/07 Wed

if i think it's pertinent, I e-mail it to him
Subject: ball shaving


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KingCookie
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Date Posted: 10:11:12 02/21/07 Wed

It's just too dangerous for me.

I tried it once, and let me tell you that nutsack cuts STING.

(WTF, Rex reads the site but can't post???)
Subject: i'm already tired of this fat fookin beech


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slakas
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Date Posted: 10:00:59 02/21/07 Wed



"It was when she got older, at the age when she met Howard Stern, that I started not being able to get hold of her or being able to talk to her, except every three or four months."


bullcrap. she hated you, get over it
Subject: yikes


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slakas
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Date Posted: 09:53:28 02/21/07 Wed

"don't sneeze"
LOL

that's a no blade zone
just use the duct tape method
Subject: nope


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slakas
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Date Posted: 09:51:45 02/21/07 Wed

getting rid of mitch is pointless and futile.
I don't believe he's making any actual decisions.

sounds like it's all Jim Buss at this point
Subject: soooooo


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slakas
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Date Posted: 09:50:06 02/21/07 Wed

it's coming around to that time again...

are we gonna do a brethren fantasy baseball league?
Subject: Lakers


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CT
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Date Posted: 09:46:44 02/21/07 Wed

If they come out and continue to lose, I say get rid of Mitch, they has problems and if a trade is not made, I see they are giving up on this season, Kobe will get burned out trying to carry THIS team, get him some help, and Ricky be very carfule with the testy shaving, don't sneeze, thank you for your time, carry on my wayward sons.
Subject: um


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slakas
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Date Posted: 09:36:36 02/21/07 Wed

are those the balls that Mrs RG has up on the wall?
hehe

oh and a message from rexcat

Please tell everyone hi!

Tell Pappy that I too play my MSR every Sat night, while wearing my smoking jacket and enjoying a nice brandy
Subject: Lakers 10.5 point favorites tonight


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Date Posted: 09:29:01 02/21/07 Wed

If they blow this one, I'm gonna shave my balls.
Subject: filemaker


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Date Posted: 09:17:19 02/21/07 Wed

haven't used it for about 15 years.

prob version 3 or something.
was still a dos version.

so i guess that would be no
Subject: ...


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Date Posted: 09:16:11 02/21/07 Wed

Heather Mills-McCartney expects a 300 million pounds divorce settlement...

Which proves that after marrying Paul she's certainly landed on her foot...
Subject: Jay speaks


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Date Posted: 09:09:41 02/21/07 Wed

Well, the big story in the news is that Britney Spears shaved her head. Can you believe this? Legitimate news organizations are actually breaking into their Anna Nicole Smith coverage to tell you this.
Subject: Heather Mills to be first 'Dancing' contestant with artificial limb


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Date Posted: 09:01:34 02/21/07 Wed

Producers feel that she has a leg up on the competition...
She certainly does not have two left feet...
Subject: lol @ some other forum where me, Rexie, jag, Taurus, pilot, Roomie and Canned Heat are hanging out.


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Dave
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Date Posted: 08:55:38 02/21/07 Wed

We all just lurk here during the day, then go back to the mystery forum and talk shit about yous guys. lol

Seriously, it'll pick up in here when I put the Brethren web site back up and go out recruiting. As it stands, we presently have no conduit to the outside world. No link from anywhere, so unless you have the url to this place, there's really no easy way to find us. We are a rock, we are an island.

The reason I haven't re-established the site is because I am one frustrated mofo who's trying to learn all the nuances of FilemakerPro8. I am designing an entire database for the company I'm presently working with. I've worked with that program for 6 years, but installing and working with the initial scripts has been a nightmare. slak, you know anyone who's good at that program?
Subject: hehehehhe


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Date Posted: 07:16:31 02/21/07 Wed


Subject: Conan speaks


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Date Posted: 22:15:35 02/20/07 Tue

The latest political rumor is that if Hillary Clinton wins the presidency, she will be replaced in the Senate by her husband Bill Clinton.
When asked about it, Bill Clinton said, "I dream of replacing Hillary every day."
Subject: Whoo-hoo!


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Date Posted: 20:26:46 02/20/07 Tue

Loved that Italian story!

Can I get her address?
Subject: another day in LA


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Clark Kent

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Date Posted: 20:18:43 02/20/07 Tue

More at Sports Illustrated

Many observers have attributed the Lakers' recent slump (they've lost 11 of their last 15 games) to the absence of do-it-all forward Luke Walton, and they're partially right. Walton's versatile play and ability to think on his feet in the triangle offense usually make life easy for both superstar and role player alike. The offense has taken a dive with Walton out -- the spacing isn't the same, the open looks aren't there as much and Walton's own long-range shooting touch (40 percent on threes this year) has been missed -- but these issues will likely resolve themselves once Walton returns sometime this month.

Even with sharpshooter Vladimir Radmanovic out for two months with a separated shoulder, the offense (currently seventh in the NBA in overall efficiency) should perk back up. It's the other end of the court that should have Lakers fans worried.

Los Angeles' defense is among the league's worst, with perimeter stops a mere pipe dream at this point, and no real interior threat to scare penetrating guards or forwards out of the paint. The team is 23rd in defensive efficiency, giving up 109.5 points per 100 possessions, just a percentage point ahead of Don Nelson's Golden State team. And Walton's return doesn't figure to change things all that much: The Lakers have stunk from the outset of the season getting stops, and though Walton has his moments defensively, there are some personnel issues that just aren't going to right themselves until this roster is shaken up.

Which is another reason why the Lakers are going after Jason Kidd. Smush Parker has all the tools to be a fine defensive guard (long arms, quick feet and a headband in place in case he perspires), but he's among the league's worst at his position, continually putting the Lakers' defense on its heels after letting his own man get by him. Kidd had a horrible start to the season defensively, but he's come on like gangbusters as of late -- to these eyes, he's gone from one of the worst (or, at least, most passive) defensive guards in the game to one of the best in just a few months. Really, Kidd's offense is only part of what the Lakers are after.


Subject: Just got back from the ophthalmologist.....


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Date Posted: 17:18:17 02/20/07 Tue

Once I stuck my chin on the contraption and he turned on the light, It wasn't more than two seconds and he say's I have a highly contagious viral innfection. He gives me a script for some eyedrops and kicks me out. On the way home I start begging the wife for some real food. My girl hooks me up with a garlic blackened Yew York steak sandwich with blue cheese on ciabatta. Burp....life is almost better. Who is the chick talking about a new forum? What's up with that?
Subject: another day in LA


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Date Posted: 17:05:00 02/20/07 Tue

Nice LA cop chase today.

Cop runs his car into a store after tapping the side of the perps car.

Perp gets maced. Keeps coming. Finally gets gang-tackled by about a bazillion unhappy cops.
Subject: Vlade


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Dave
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Date Posted: 17:04:44 02/20/07 Tue

It's not so much that the dumbfuck was where he shouldn't have been doing what he shouldn't have been doing as much as it's how he shoulda' been around here looking for his shooting stroke that wandered away from home over the Summer. 30 million for that nonsense? Idiot.
Subject: bald as Britney


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Date Posted: 17:01:33 02/20/07 Tue

SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. -- Barry Bonds arrived at spring training Tuesday with two waves for the swarm of people waiting to see him, then quickly entered Scottsdale Stadium to get to work.

Noticeably absent were his two personal trainers, Greg Oliver and Harvey Shields, who no longer can be with the San Francisco slugger at the ballpark. Bonds, who spent the weekend in Las Vegas for the NBA All-Star Game, was flanked by his two publicists and a Major League Baseball security guard assigned to him.

Subject: SlipGate


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Date Posted: 16:26:18 02/20/07 Tue

it's heatin up on the airwaves.

there's been expressed doubts, one of which was expressed by Phil Jackson, as to how Vlad Rad's shoulder actually was injured. he stated he'd have to hear back from the Pinkerton's,

but then he went on to say he had to believe his boys are being honest with him

as the guy on the radio said, you don't go to park city to have coffee and the single most common injury to snow boarders is a seperated shoulder. Vlad's contract, as do all NBAers, specifically states that he can't ski or snow board ...
Subject: The other Dave speaks


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Date Posted: 16:16:24 02/20/07 Tue

Here’s the thing about show business. It’s so competitive. You ever notice this about show business? Competitive and envious. One day Britney Spears gets her head shaved.
Not to be out done, today Rosie O’Donnell shaved her back.
Subject: Hmm. I wonder what those taste like.


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Rebecca Tyler
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Date Posted: 15:53:17 02/20/07 Tue


Subject: ...


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Date Posted: 15:49:23 02/20/07 Tue

A young Italian girl was going on a date.

Her nonna said: "Sita here ana letame tella you about those-a young
boys. He's agonna try ana kiss you, you are agonna likea dat, but
don'ta let him do that." "He's agonna try ana kiss your breasts, you
are agonna likea dat too, but don'ta let him do that." "But most
important, he's agonna try ana lay on topa you, you are agonna likea
dat, but don'ta let him do that. Doing thata willa disgrace the family."

With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.

The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had
predicted:

"Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned
over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family!"
Subject: ...


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Date Posted: 14:18:24 02/20/07 Tue

Funny Cat Photo Slak...

Hope your new forum is fun... King Cookie, Ricky G, Rexcat, Dave, CT, Jag etc etc etc...
Subject: go directly to jail, do not pass go


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Date Posted: 14:10:35 02/20/07 Tue

ST. PETER, Minn. (AP) -- Former Minnesota Vikings wide receiver Koren Robinson must serve 90 days in jail for fleeing police last August, a prosecutor said.

Robinson was sentenced in Nicollet County Court on Tuesday for leading officers on a high-speed chase this past summer from St. Peter to Mankato during Vikings training camp.

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Assistant County Attorney Paul Tanis said Robinson will be on probation for three years. He also must complete 80 hours of community service and pay a $1,500 fine.

Robinson is now with the Green Bay Packers.

Tanis said Robinson must report to the county jail by March 1, although he may serve the 90-day sentence in Wisconsin if he choses to do so.

Robinson can also serve the sentence at the same time he serves 90 days for violating his probation in a separate drunken-driving case in Kirkland, Wash., last year.

Robinson showed remorse in court Tuesday -- saying he's been attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings and trying to avoid alcohol.
Subject: Seriously


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Papagena
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Date Posted: 13:15:40 02/20/07 Tue

I heard that Brittney already checked herself out....Something about that no drugs or alcohol rule they have....
Subject: dodgers


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Date Posted: 13:15:35 02/20/07 Tue

VERO BEACH, Fla. (AP) -- The Los Angeles Dodgers picked Derek Lowe to start on opening day for the third straight year.

Lowe will be penciled in to pitch the team's season opener April 2 in Milwaukee, Dodgers manager Grady Little said Tuesday. The right-hander is looking forward to redeeming himself after he gave up seven earned runs in an 11-10 loss to Atlanta in last season's opener.
Subject: and the saga continues


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Date Posted: 13:12:05 02/20/07 Tue

NEW YORK - Britney Spears entered rehab Tuesday after a bizarre weekend that included shaving her head and getting a new tattoo.

Spears' manager, Larry Rudolph, told People magazine's Web site that Spears, 25, had voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed treatment facility.

"We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time," Rudolph was quoted as saying.
Subject: ...


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Papagena
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Date Posted: 13:10:31 02/20/07 Tue

Slak- I bet that guy had a set it & forget it..Chickens did not burn & they probably were still juicy because of Ron’s Flavor & broth injector...

Subject: bahah


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Date Posted: 12:39:32 02/20/07 Tue


Subject: kinda scared of that myself pappy


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slakas
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Date Posted: 12:20:29 02/20/07 Tue

cept my corpse'll be cat gnawed
Subject: The other Dave speaks


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Date Posted: 12:20:15 02/20/07 Tue

It was so cold today that that mummified guy out in Long Island got up and turned on the space heater.

It was so cold Britney Spears had chapped head.
Subject: All kidding aside...


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Date Posted: 11:26:46 02/20/07 Tue

Let's get this Kidd deal done already, that way we can put Smush on the bench where he belongs.

Give up Farmar, McKie, Brian Cook, Kwame Brown, and Chris Mihm... shit.. that's a team right there.
Subject: Trump's hair on the line at Wrestlemania...


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Papagena
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Date Posted: 11:24:13 02/20/07 Tue

TRUMP ROCKS
Subject: soooooooooooo, you're britney spears


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slakas
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Date Posted: 11:20:07 02/20/07 Tue

you just shaved your head.
what's the first thing you're gonna do?

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us

get a wig

Subject: My favorite war time film...


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Papagena
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Date Posted: 11:19:55 02/20/07 Tue

You're a Sap, Mr. Jap (1942)...
Popeye takes on the Japanese Navy single-handedly...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0153998/
Subject: hmm 40 minutes


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slakas
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Date Posted: 11:17:04 02/20/07 Tue

ya we drove about that far
it was pretty good

subtitles tho
Subject: ...


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Papagena
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Date Posted: 11:05:22 02/20/07 Tue

I liked both of the films...I just got my copy of “Flags of our Fathers”.... Iwo Jima tells the story from the Japs point of view...

Subject: ...


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Papagena
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Date Posted: 11:01:28 02/20/07 Tue

That story about the guy who died & nobody missed him is so darn sad...He was dead for an entire year?

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