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AFF - ABOLISH FORDHAM FOOTBALL!!!
Hey, I heard you missed us, WE'RE BACK!

1. THERE IS NO FOOTBALL TEAM. The actual team was abolished in 1954. It was then revived as Club Football 10 years later in 1964. In all honesty it is STILL a club. A club reserved for spoiled, obnoxious little boys

2. THEY SCREWED VINCE. Fordham never had Vince Lombardi as coach, he was given an assistant position but never head coach. His wife said it always hurt him for the rest of his life.

3. WHY WASTE MORE MONEY? Expenses for the team is over $2 -3 million per year. Revenue is less than $500,000 per year. (these are estimates. exact figures to be determined)

4. MOST OF THE PLAYERS ARE JERK-OFFS. The way many players conduct themselves on/off campus is embarrasing to the other students. This is the only matter that can be explored on a case to case basis. (team grade point average to be determined)

5. NOBODY CARES ABOUT FORDHAM FOOTBALL (EXCEPT FOR EX-PLAYERS AND PARENTS). Attendence at games is sad and even when the weather is nice and the team is winning, no one cares.

Zero Win Seasons: 1883,1885,1946,1979,1980,1994,1999. Any thoughts on this matter?


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Subject: Fordham Football is 0-3 and Skelton Poses for NY Magazine


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 10:32:04 09/30/09 Wed
If shame is the name of the game, this year's Fordham Football team belongs in the Hall of Fame.

0-3 and the QB starts posing for stupid magazines

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Subject: Week Two, Weak Too


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 13:45:15 09/23/09 Wed
Fordham Football (with scholarships) lost to Columbia

I repeat: Fordham Football (with scholarships) lost to Columbia

One more time: Fordham Football (with scholarships) lost to Columbia

Abolish This Mess. Kick these bums out of the locker room, take away their free meal plans and stop wasting everyones time by having them waste space during study hall.

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Subject: Week One


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 11:15:27 09/08/09 Tue
URI 41-Fordham Football 28

Congrats to Fordham Football for a weak one, on week one

Fordham Football sucks.
Abolish It.

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Date Posted: 15:51:25 08/27/09 Thu
20,000 hits! Abolishment is truly near!

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Subject: fordham prison blues


Author:
NDH
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Date Posted: 12:09:38 08/04/09 Tue
i hear the boos a coming
its late summertime again
and i aint seen them beat a D1 team
since i dont know when

well im stuck in fordham classroom
and time keep draggin on
that team keeps on losing
all the way to fordham road

when i was just a freshman
my mama told me "son
dont ever watch those clownshoes
pretending to be D1"

but i vandalized jackoffy
just to see it burn
the football team is an embarrassment
when will the administration learn?

if they freed me from this classroom
if that football team was mine
you can bet i'd abolish it
send the players home without a dime

far from fordham campus
thats where these bums should be
so that they stop disgracing
the memory of vince lombardi

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Subject: Abolish AFF


Author:
Abolish AFF
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Date Posted: 14:01:32 06/05/09 Fri
Fordham Football goes scholarship in 2010. Don't worry, Fordham won't miss the money Minion and NDH don't donate. They spend too much money on lubing each other up!

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Subject: One For The Ages


Author:
Notorious Danny Hatred
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Date Posted: 08:24:45 01/14/09 Wed
as minion has so brilliantly recapped
2008 was a season full of the same old crap
greg demarco, once called the fordham football savior
has had his subpar career overlooked by the teams behavior
this clown shouldve stuck to tugging ropes
so much for fordham football's next great hope
well at least theres 2009 with its hopes of success
but not with this team, where even the fat slobs dress
i sometimes find myself reminiscing about seasons past
about steve porco and his dropped pass
about rob loh and his false military bravado
or reading the pathetic arguments of jon san marco
and of course, who can forget about andreas correale?
i havent... and by the way, how's your wife, pal?
hes the equivalent of fordham football on a computer screen
no heart, no balls, just a big-talkin queen
its been way too long since ive been gone
but dont worry, im planning a march down eddie's lawn
because something has to be done to protect the future
i love fordham, just not the losers
i wonder if nostradmaus could have predicted this
vince lombardi's team, now just a barrel of piss
for example, jonathan sheridan and robby reis
you think they're working hard, or just ordering fries?
tom maseela is gonna have his hands full in 2009
preparing for D3 teams is probably weighing on his mind
wondering how he's gonna get his "boys" to play tough
when we all know the schedule is just fluff
plus, he's gonna have to deal with a bigger foe
one that wants to watch his "team" die slow
this foe is a group thats been quiet of late
but friends, 2009 is the year of AFF, just you wait!!!


WE'RE BACK!!!!
ABOLISH FORDHAM FOOTBALL!!!

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Subject: A NEW YEAR


Author:
MINION
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Date Posted: 19:53:27 01/10/09 Sat
2008 CAME AND 2008 WENT
NOW IT'S TIME FOR THIS OBSERVER TO VENT
ABOUT UNDUE PRAISE AND MISUSED MONEY
IF IT WASN'T REALITY, IT WOULD BE FUNNY
LET'S BEGIN WITH 2007
IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW BETTER YOU'D THINK IT WAS RAM FOOTBALL HEAVEN
FOR IN 07 THE RAMS WERE CROWNED CHAMPS
OF A LEAGUE WHERE THE TOUGHEST PLAYERS HAVE MENSTRUAL CRAMPS
FORDHAM WON THE STUPID PATRIOT LEAGUE-BUT IT'S NO REASON FOR ESTEEM
IT STILL MANAGED TO LOSE TO IT'S LAST PLACE TEAM
THIS DIDN'T STOP UNDUE PRAISE AND APPLAUSE
SO MUCH SO THAT IT GIVES ME PAUSE
FAT FOOTBALL PLAYERS, UNATHLETIC BUMS
AND OLD ALUMNI IN THE STANDS DRINKING WARM BEER AND RUMS
ON THE FOOTBALL BOARD THEIR FATHERS TALKING BIG
ABOUT THEIR HAPLESS SONS, WHO ARE MERELY FAT PIGS
ALL OFFSEASON THEY WERE TOASTED AS CHAMPS
BEING LOUD IN BARS AND COURTING FAT TRAMPS
YOU'D THINK THERE'D BE REASON TO WORK HARD
INSTEAD OF DOING DRUGS, ACTING WITH NO REGARD
THEN CAME 2008 AND THE TEAM PLAYED LIKE JERKS
WITH A SOFT OUT OF CONFERENCE SCHEDULE AND NO HARD WORK
FORDHAM FOOTBALL LOST NEARLY EVERY GAME
IT'S A FAMINE A PESTILENCE AND AN OUTRIGHT SHAME
ONLY ONE IN-LEAGUE WIN
WHICH COST $4.5 MILLION DOLLARS, THAT IS A SIN
THE PLAYERS FANS BEAT THEIR CHEST
THEY THINK THEY ARE THE BEST
NO MENTION OF MISDEEDS OR OFF-CAMPUS ARRESTS
THERE'S BEEN TOO MUCH MONEY WASTED
TOO MUCH TIME SPENT
TOO MUCH UNDUE PRAISE OFFERED
TOO MANY EXCUSES LENT

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Subject: 2009 is the Time


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 13:59:05 01/08/09 Thu
Abolish Fordham Football

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Subject: f u


Author:
agafhfdghdshfghfsd
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Date Posted: 11:36:13 12/11/08 Thu
FUCK all of u, u people are proble either 40 year olds who have no life or college kids that arnt good enough to play and u take it out by doing this and if ur not in then u proble are on the team but dont play a second of the game so u quit cause ur a little bitch

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Subject: Sad State of Affairs


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 14:48:41 11/12/08 Wed
It's November 12th and the Defending Patriot League Paper Champs Are Winless in the Patriot League

Fordham Football Really Sucks

Abolish this team
Expell these players
and Apologize to the Students, Alummni, and Local Residents who are subjected to the ills and misdeeds and embarassing performance of Fordham Football players, their girlfriends and their parents.

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Subject: SATURDAY OCTOBER 25, 2008: FORDHAM FOOTBALL 13 LAFAYETTE 48


Author:
MINION
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Date Posted: 13:07:22 10/26/08 Sun
ABOLISH FORDHAM FOOTBALL

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Subject: Fordham Football Loses At Home To Colgate


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 10:01:30 09/28/08 Sun
Fordham football lacks discipline, class and any sort of pride. These defending paper champs of the Patriot League have spent too much time patting themselves on the back over their non-accomplishments and no doubt being a disruptive influence in the community and classrooms.

Abolish Fordham Football

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Subject: Fordham Football Gets Embarrased By Dayton


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 06:58:11 09/17/08 Wed
Fordham Football (last year's Pat League Paper Champ) lost to Dayton.

Fordham Football Sucks

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Subject: Fordham Football Fairies Don't Play In The Rain


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 18:05:23 09/07/08 Sun
They should all be ashamed

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Subject: Abolish Fordham Football


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 12:25:51 08/18/08 Mon
We're Just Getting Warmed Up.
You're all gonna be hearing a lot about abolishment very very soon.

Fordham Football is finished!

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Subject: Fordham Football


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 13:15:47 04/09/08 Wed
Fordham Football sucks.
It's full of fat punks.
And it costs over $4 million dollars per year.

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Subject: Rediculous


Author:
Anonymous
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Date Posted: 20:52:40 01/21/08 Mon
I cannot believe what I am reading here. This is obviously the work of people who have way too much time on their hands, and would never be considered to play a real sport. I'm very glad to say that this year the Fordham Football team won the Patriot leauge. This site is very disheartening and so anti-school spirit that it makes Fordham look even worse for its lack of interest in athletics. Everyone who has posted here should be ashamed of themselves and I hope that the football team will go far next year. GO RAMS!

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Subject: Christmas Greetings


Author:
NDH
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Date Posted: 07:57:49 12/25/07 Tue
merry abolishment, its time to celebrate
fordham won the "championship" so let me retaliate
in this season of mercy and forgiveness,
if you think you'll get either from me, you have a mental illness

imagine if rudolph, he of reindeer fame
started out as a fordham student, with no fans, no name
just a lonely kid, with a weirdly colored nose
hed quickly be bullied, making many foes
i bet a friday night out at a bar would make him want to quit
seeing the likes of ben dato and sam pitts
these clowns would probably berate him, ashame him, deride
then the next day, take the field with no pride
the funny thing is, as most bullies do,
the football team would cheer rudolph, once santa came through
then with all the maniacal praise they could gather
guys like marrin and ace would report the players goodwill like 10 dan rathers

or lets take a look at frosty's tale
with a spin based on the fordham garbage pail
the portly snowman, whose tale is magic
i have another tale, which is quite tragic
they aren't magic snowmen, thats for sure
but they are portly and gross, only loved by the football whores
week after week they embarrass themselves,
while meaningless trophies collect dust on the shelves
and unlike frosty, who could come alive year after year
fordham football embarrasses the school, yet is met with cheers

now lets take a look at a christmas carol with mr scrooge
like ebeneser, tom masella is a misguided stooge
most of players, current and former
look like they belong in moulan rogue
but like ebeneser, lets go back to seasons past
"this is our year!" was proclaimed right before being outclassed
zero-win seasons, dropped passes, a good game was rare
they won the pat league this year, but who really cares?!!

how about its a wonderful life?
maybe my favorite christmas tale, based on george and his wife
but let me tell you about a matt georgia, and a little of his life
the pretty boy on a soft-ass team
if he completed one pass, dan carey and others would have a wet-dream
and how about strength-coach jason george?
five trips to the cafe, his face engorged
its funny, in the movie, george pulls his brother out of a freezing lake
but on the field, all greg demarco can do is pull rope and eat cake
also, george bailey's brother, harry
was a fighter pilot in world war 2, must've been scary
but he managed to go in there, shook off all his rust
unlike rob loh, who volunteered and then disappeared like dust

so on this day, let us remember what the christmas season is about
its not so rich marrin can get plasterd and end up with a red-faced snout
lets take a moment of silence, and try to recall
the many ways we're blessed, and then lets abolish fordham football!!!!!!!!!

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Subject: A Poem


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 19:19:22 12/24/07 Mon
Christmas is special, it’s like a flower
a glimmer of hope for a minute or hour
it strengthens your heart it softens your soul
good will to all, that is the goal
For Christmas is a time to Herald our King
the savior of all and the mercy he brings

From modest means was ushered the One
to save us all
came God’s only Son
For in a barnyard was born the savior of man
and towards him only 3 wisemen ran
Angels cheered and the stars glistened
But mankind was unmoved, it hardly listened

This Christmas, as i sit with cheer
there is something which I hold that isn’t so dear
It isn’t holy and it isn’t just

it’s a paper championship
that’s held with no true esteem
by players who lost to it’s own league’s worst and winless team

I’ll begin in recent times, not long past days
Misdeeds and ugliness... and of course, undue praise

Fordham Football costs nearly $4 million per season
at the expense of other programs for no good reason

Do you know that Fordham Football players have caused fights
Like locusts or plagues it is no less of a blight

In Fall 2001 a co-championship was won
The school threw a party, it sounded like fun
Then something happened, something those who were there said wrecked the mood
The football team, stole all the food!

Then 2 years later on a summer like day
a football player stole a night stick from a police officer in an off campus malay

Of course there was anger, hard feelings, disgust
But these players weren’t punished and that is unjust

Now let us go back to 1984
A group of football players with no pants on knocked down a female student’s door
What happened after this incident you might ask, were any punishments handed down?
A couple of half-hearted suspensions and a few unkind frowns

Many stay silent against Fordham Football out of fear
Not worth the trouble or ridicule of their peers
I support the Abolishment of Fordham Football
and I’ve been threatened and teased
But it’s Fordham Football’s supporters, not me, whose ideals are diseased

Have you ever seen the typical fan
He’s not honorable, or decent, he’s barely a man
Their faces are red, but not blushed from shame
Merely flushed from alcohol consumed during the game

The end result of so many wasted Saturdays in the fall
Where Fordham Football supporters turn out to watch subpar football
Fordham Football loses, the team has stunk
The fans drive home tired and drunk

But that’s not the end, only the beginning
Cause no one seems embarrassed by the lack of winning
The Football team goes out on Saturday night
Using the energy they saved to drink, dance and fight
It’s the same story, from before my time and after
A football player picks on a unsuspecting student
while the other players cackle with laughter

If these players had any courage or an ounce of heart
They’d spend that energy on the field and try hard for a start

Have you seen Fordham Football’s supporters
If you did you’d be filled with shame
They have no accomplishments, and their own “special” hall of fame

The praise is undue, but you may wonder, how is that so?
I’ll begin with a story about a player named Rob Loh
Rob stood up during a televised show
and said if there was a war he’d sign up and go
He was praised as a hero by fans on the board they even bellowed out loud
that this is someone to "make us all very proud"
But he did nothing other than stand up in a crowd
You see, the war came and with it Rob’s hour to be a man
and when time came to enlist Rob Loh hid and ran

Those who speak out against Fordham Football misdeeds are spoken of harshly and kept in the dark, but we’re an inferno in need of a spark
They think we’ve disappeared, that were gone and we’ve vanished
but we can’t be silenced, we’ve only been banished
The Fordham Football Message Board is where we can’t write
but that bothers us not, we’ve got our own site!

Before this poem ends and I bid you good night
There is one more thing that I must make right
Help Abolish Fordham Football, please join the fight

I wish you a Merry Christmas, I sincerely do
and I hope this poem means something to you

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Subject: JOY TO THE WORLD


Author:
Opinion Jones
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Date Posted: 06:46:31 12/19/07 Wed
Joy to the world! AFF is come;
Let FU Football receive no praise;
Lets abolish this team, lets do it soon;
and Minion and NDH sing,
and Opinion Jones and Fatboy sing,
and to Marrin, and JoDete and BFG, TINGS!

Joy to the earth! Fordham Football stinks;
"Champs" can't beat Bucknell;
while Pitts and Demarco,
Massella, Jeff George complain
I dont receive enough praise,
I dont receive enough praise,
I stink but I should receive more praise.

The Gridiron Club is a god damn joke,
This club has got to go;
Clowns young and old get drunk - BS stories told;
Liquor and floppy haired clowns,
Liquor and floppy haired clowns,
These red - faced bums always make me frown.

AFF rules the world with truth and grace,
and makes FU fans prove
the glories of their righteousness,
which they can never do,
which they can never do,
Which they can not and will nev-er be able to do.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Subject: champs or chumps?


Author:
NDH
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Date Posted: 03:51:14 12/14/07 Fri
champs or chumps? that is my question
regarding fordham football, and heres my suggestion:
the championship banner couldnt mean less
when winless bucknell easily proclaimed "we can beat the best"
instead of rolling over such opponents, all cream puff
the players would rather be partying and pretending to be tough
you ball-less apologists will quickly retort
"these fine young men gave it their best, showed us the best in sport"
statements like this cause me to laugh, in fact, to erupt
i didnt know a perfect season could end so abrupt
walk by vince lombardi's grave, i bet you will hear a hum
thats him turning, seeing these fordham football bums
from tom masella, the fruity coach with a jackass grin
to greg demarco, the rope-tug champion
and sam pitts, he of gelled, mohawk fame
you see his picture? ive never seen anything so lame!
rich marrin's face gets red with each victory
its not from anger or rage, its because hes tipsy
"you're only as good as your last game" as the saying goes
but fordham football doesnt believe that, and it shows!

ABOLISH FORDHAM FOOTBALL!!!

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Subject: Fordham Football


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 14:21:01 12/12/07 Wed
Is a joke
Isn't Division 1 Football
Is the lowest athletic level of any program at Fordham
Has the lowest GPA of any program at Fordham
Has the most droputs of any program at Fordham
Has the most off-campus incidents of any program at Fordham
and it lost to the worst team in the Patriot League

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Subject: Christmas Wish?


Author:
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Date Posted: 14:56:10 11/30/07 Fri
Abolishment!

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Subject: Why This year's Fordham Football Team Might Be The Biggest Disgrace Yet


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 09:13:56 11/28/07 Wed
Fordham Football champions of the Patriot League (insert d1-aa joke here) clinched their paper championship against Colgate 3 weeks ago.

Then they laid down and quit.

Fordham Football went on to lose to the previously winless Bucknell, then got spanked by UMASS and quickly ousted from the playoffs, as quickly as they got in.

Why did this occur? This disgrace happened because as soon as this mediocre team won, they started partying and resting on their lack of accomplishments. The alcoholic fans and narcisistic parents who support this team over ran the team's ego with undue praise.

By the way, dd anybody else notice the players drinking in the parking lot after the Colgate game?

So Fordham Football went back to what they do best, bullying, being fat, drunk, lound and messy in the cafeteria, not studying, etc and of course BEING TERRIBLE AT FOOTBALL.

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Subject: UMASS vs. Fordham Lambs


Author:
Opinion Jones
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Date Posted: 12:08:32 11/21/07 Wed
Pat League chumps can't beat Bucknell and expect to win against UMASS?! What a bunch of lousy bums!

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Subject: Fordham Football "PATRIOT LEAGUE CHUMPS" Lose to Winless Bucknell


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 12:21:21 11/20/07 Tue
Fordham Football sucks
They've accomplished nothing yet walk around as if they are wearing crowns.

Chumps

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Subject: Attention Fordham Football


Author:
Minion
[Edit]
Date Posted: 12:56:49 11/13/07 Tue
You're Irrelevant!


and your behavior is deplorable

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Subject: Gridiron Classic Dec 1


Author:
CSTV
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Date Posted: 13:29:39 11/04/07 Sun
Forget the NCAA playoffs. Watch Albany and Dayton play on December 1.

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Subject: Sympathy for Danny part II


Author:
NDH
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Date Posted: 20:17:48 10/18/07 Thu
Please allow me to re-introduce myself
Im a man with a wealth of hate
AFF's been around for a few long years
And fordham football aint no longer great

I was around when Matt Georgia
Had his moments of being vain
Made damn sure that opposing linebackers
Broke the o-line and smashed his face
Again, im pleased to meet you
I want to see if you can guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is why fordham cant win big games

I stuck around Jack Coffey field
When I saw it was a time for disgrace
I recruited guys like Steve Porco and Lance Peck
And Aymen Aboushi, its safe to say

I saw a 300lb tank
With a lineman's rank
Get knocked on his ass
Laziness is to thank

Again, im pleased to meet you
Have you pussies guessed my name?
Ah, whats puzzling you
Is why the patriot league is considered lame

I watched with glee
As you leader jodete
Fought for one decade
With old women at bball games
I shouted out,
"Im Danny Hatred!!"
And we all know
He pretended not to see

So let me please re-introduce myself
Im a man with a wealth of hate
And we've called out these fake warriors
Who gel their mohawks before game day!!

So im pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling me
Is the incredible lack of shame

Just as every current player is a criminal
And the Blocks of Granite were saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Danny H
cause these players are in need of some restraint

So if you meet me
Have some ball sack
Ill have no sympathy, only hate
Use all your well-learned ass-kissing
Or Ill post Rich Marrin's drunken face

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Subject: If a team falls from 1st place and nobody is there to see it, does it make a sound?


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 12:25:37 10/18/07 Thu
If you listen closely you'll hear it.
Abolishment

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Subject: Hey Friends


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 11:40:09 10/05/07 Fri
ABOLISH FORDHAM FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Subject: FOrdham vs. Holy Cross Prediction


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 09:38:51 09/28/07 Fri
I predict Fordham Football embarasses Fordham University once again and loses to Holy Cross all the while losing over $3.5 million for the University

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Subject: A Poem of Pity Dedicated to Fordham Football's Punter


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 11:45:03 09/21/07 Fri
1st Down No Yards
2nd Down No Yards
3rd Down No Yards
4th Down Punt
That is Fordham Football's Offensive Stunt
...............
Ben Dato punter for the Rams
The world is on your shoulder's and your teamates don't give a damn
...............
When Ben Dato arrived at Fordham with high hopes
did he realize his teamates were all dopes?
...............
Watching Fordham's offense could make a man cry
Ben,look over on the sidelines do you think your teamates even try?
..............
Ben Dato gets honored as punter of the week
He wouldn't punt so much if the offensive line wasn't so weak
..............
Remember Ben, this is the game you chose
It's been to ugly to describe with words or prose
Lasy year your captain, James Prydatko, was a sullen, moping punk
Did it surprise you last year when the team that he lead stunk?
......
Your teamates walk around on Saturday nights like conquering heroes
Do you ever feel compelled to remind them of the score board, where they only put up ZERO's
......
During your time here the team has performed like they don't even care
Were you even surprised when you saw teamate Sam Pitts, and his stupid mohawk gelled hair?
.....
Your teamates stuff their faces in the cafe
and walk around like you've accomplished something and that makes me laugh
.....
Doesn't it bother you when you see your teamates not trying on a play?
Do you say anything when they make a mess in the cafeteria and don't bus their tray?
.....
The strength coach Jason George walks around and stares down your fellow students,
potential supporters and fans
Remind me what strengths that can be learned from that man?
.....
Ben Dato punter for Fordham
by the second quater people in the stands have passed out from boredom
.....
Ben Dato punts until his leg falls off
While his teamates wave to people in the stands like they have the day off
.....
Ben Dato now in your senior year
and Fordham Football gets more wasteful year after year.
....
Ben, do you remember when Greg DeMarco was hyped to be Fordham's next hope
there was a picture on the message boaard of him pulling rope!
We know how that's turned out, not so good
I bet you'd punt him off the team if you could.
............
At the alumni gatherings do the fans ever say congrats
or at they too busy staring at the football players that are fat?
.............
Good luck to you Ben your burden is great
punting for a team with an abolished fate

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Subject: fordham football


Author:
pat
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Date Posted: 19:03:44 09/12/07 Wed
you are all asses, fu football is the bomb

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Subject: Fordham Football 20, Albany 23


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 16:43:54 09/09/07 Sun
Fordham Football sucks!

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Subject: Football Pigs


Author:
NDH...I'm Back!!!
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Date Posted: 08:34:17 08/29/07 Wed
***sung to the tune of war pigs by black sabbath***

Father O'hare gives pre-season masses
Hoping his players dont dop passes
Evil blowhards that talk destruction
Waste of money, coffey field construction
In the fields the tradition burning
As Vince Lombardi in his grave keeps turning
Danny Hatred has one wish
Fordham football gets abolished...oh Lord yeah!!

Andreas Correale hide himself away
He only started the boards
Why should he go out to fight old women?
He preaches justice like hes the law

Time will tell on their poor performance
Not practicing, just having fun
Treating students like they like own the school
Wait till other teams see these bums...oh yeah!!!

Now on Jackoff field, these fats slobs stop laughing
A zero-win season they are having
No more football pigs of the power
Hands of AFF has struck the hour
Game of tug-o-war, Demarco's calling
On their knees, the football pigs crawling
Begging mercy for not having a care
Sam Pitts, laughing, gels his hair
All right now!

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Subject: Fordham Football A Poem


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 13:09:19 08/24/07 Fri
Once there was football at Fordham
Where spectators didnt faint in the stands from boredom
...
Once there were players dedicated and tough
These goofs think they're fierce if they have facial scruff
...
Once there were blocks of granite and all time greats
All thats left is fat losers, lazy ingrates
...
Look around campus they're easy to see
Walking with Jason George-no hope of victory
...
Yes there's still fordham football
Just with out clout or esteem
It's not even a Division 1 team
...
Coming this Fall to a Football field in clear view
it's near Southern Boulevard, the attendance is few
...
After the players lose they'll march out on the town
With beer in their bellies, their faces a frown
Their mothers will cheer, their fathers act proud
"coach should play my son" they'll say out loud
....
There's reasons these players are slobs and out of shape
You'd get more effort discipline from a Bronx Zoo ape
...
The loses, the fumbles the empty stands
The only group trying is the volunteer band
...
$3million dollars the annual cost
o support these after punks loss upon loss
...
Yes, once there was Fordham Football, proud and strong
Look at it now- it is all wrong
...
The players will act up,
there will be bar fights
they'll single out the weakest and that's not right!
...
Girls with low self-esteem will flock
to these gel-haired fairies too weak to block
...
Yes there's still Fordham Football
and there's still a few fans
their faces are red, but it's alcohol tans
...
Watch them in the parking lot before and after the game
Overindulging on wine and lacking shame
...
After the loss it's always someone to blame
the adminstration, the refs, the excuses SO LAME!
...
Yes there's still Fordham Football
I know, it's true
But abolishment is coming and it's long overdue!
...
ABOLISH FORDHAM FOOTBALL!

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Subject: Predictions?


Author:
Opinion Jones
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Date Posted: 12:29:15 07/27/07 Fri
Anyone have any predictions for the upcoming season?? I say the team goes WINLESS and embarrasses the school yet again. What say you?

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Subject: NFL Europe - AFF at Work


Author:
SMM
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Date Posted: 18:04:12 06/30/07 Sat
Kevin Eakin, former Fordham Football player, plays one year in NFL Europe and the league folds.

Coincidence?

I think not.

Fordham Football is not long behind...

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Subject: HA HA!! 2007 Fordham Football


Author:
Opinion Jones
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Date Posted: 09:33:58 06/26/07 Tue
2007 FORDHAM UNIVERSITY FOOTBALL SCHEDULE

Date, Opponent, Time
Sept. 1, at University of Rhode Island, TBA
Sept. 8, UNIVERSITY AT ALBANY, TBA
Sept. 15, COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY, TBA
Sept. 22, UNIVERSITY of DAYTON (H), TBA
Sept. 29, at Colgate University*, TBA
Oct. 6, LEHIGH UNIVERSITY*, TBA
Oct. 13, at Georgetown University*, TBA
Oct. 20, at Lafayette College*, TBA
Oct. 27, at Marist College, TBA
Nov. 3, HOLY CROSS*, TBA
Nov. 10, Open
Nov. 17, BUCKNELL UNIVERSITY*, TBA


WHAT A JOKE!!! I bet they only win 1 or 2 games.

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Subject: James Prydatko


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 11:39:22 05/16/07 Wed
James Prydatko
aka the workhorse
aka the heart and soul of the team
aka a pro prospect
aka too talented for Fordham
aka the team captain who complained to the Daily News that the coach was working the team too hard
also know around Fordham as being brooding, sulking, nasty

Was not Drafted
that is all

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Subject: Hey Fordham Football, I Got A Message For You


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 18:33:40 03/22/07 Thu
Hey Fordham Football.... GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!

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Subject: Laughable Undue Praise for James Prydatko (aka "the workhorse")


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 10:22:23 02/14/07 Wed
For those of you who cant remember (or dont want to) James Prydatko is the 5th year senior captain of the Fordham Football team.

He's been called a "warrior", a "workhorse", etc... all unduly

The same James Prydatko could be seen sulking on the sidelines, refusing to cheer his team on at various times throughout last years debacle of a season.

The "workhorse" aka James also complained to a Daily News reporter that the reason the team played so poorly the previous year is because they were "worked too hard in practice."

By the way, James Prydatko also sucks at football.

However, this does not stop the undue praise of James Prydatko on the forham football board. Below is an actual message thread about this kid: (it's not a joke, believe it or not--enjoy)


Author Topic: Prydatko?? (Read 94 times)
njram
Posts: 118
Prydatko?? on: Today at 09:39:18am »

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I know he had injuries at the end of the year but Going into the season JP was considered a possible NFL prospect either draft or free agency, camp invite for sure. He is big , strong and fast. Does anyone know what his injury was and does he still have a shot along with Marcus Taylor to get into a camp??

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Subject: A Christmas Poem (from the paast with a glipmse toward the future)


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 12:54:35 12/28/06 Thu
A Christmas Night

I lay awake in bed on a cold Christmas night
I had been awakened by a terrible fright
You see, I had not dreamt of candy canes and sugar plums
But rather of fat football players and jackass alumns
I rushed out of bed, threw water on my face
And tried to clear my head of Fordham’s disgrace
Once a team of Hall of Fame Great’s
Reduced to mediocre punks who stare down the crew team when they lift weights
…
Watching the football team’s behavior in and around school
Is reminiscent of animals who play with their stool
And after they graduate they comeback…. to complain
Rather than be greatful for a free ride, they’re filled with disdain
What’s worse than these bums are the clowns on the board
Who hold these jerkoffs in high accord
“Enough pondering about this!” I yelled at myself-“You’ve wasted much time”
But $3 million in loses each season is worse than a crime!
…
I ran out into the street stared at the moon
My eyes focused on a fat man, I said-“NOT ANOTHER FOOTBALL GOON!”
Farther into the darkness I walked
And when I saw who it was I could hardly talk!
Saint Nicholas stood before me in wonderous glory!
He said to me “I can sense you’re upset, tell me your story”
I told him some of Fordham Football’s low-lites
The 0-10 seasons, the off –campus fights
By the time I got to when the team stole all the food at their Fordham-sponsored fest
His eyes had grown weary and he had pains in his chest!
…
Santa told me he was a fan of Vince Lombardi, his discipline & pride
And if he wasn’t so busy, he might have cried
Before he left, he told me to make a wish
all I could say was “A-B-O-L-I-S-H!”
Santa bid goodbye to me under the light of the moon
And he merrily said “Abolishment is coming….ABOLISHMENT SOON!!”

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Subject: A Christmas Greeting From Years Past -with a glimpse of the future


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 12:52:43 12/28/06 Thu
I take much pride on fordham’ story
A terrific school which holds so much glory
But there are things at the end of 2003
That has me seeing red as opposed to being giddy with glee
…
There’s the $3million dollars being wasted on jack coffey field
Fordham football is awful, a scattering of fans it’s only shield
Read a few boasts on the football message board and you’ll see
undue praise more abundant than water in the sea
The decent football players get labeled future N-F-L
If you believe them, call me for I have a bridge to sell!!!!!!!!
…
So as we embark on Two-Thousand Four
Lets us hope for a year with these changes in store
Let us hope for Fordham football to be swept under the rug
To be abolished this year would make my heart warm and smug
Think about this over the last ten years
30 million dollars wasted, for a team no one cheers
while Students walk into a student center so rundown
…
All because of a team who players and coaches walk around wearing frowns
I prescribe we take FU’ footballs funding here
And renovate the student center –the people will cheer
We could accomplish a building so beautiful and grand
State of the art bookstores, cafeterias, open to students and fans
For if we abolish football in the oncoming days
We could redirect money in 3 million ways
A $40 million dollar building paid off in ten years time
And the school wouldn’t have to pay anymore-not one single dime
…
I’m sure this post will insight threats and cat fights
But it’s the truth and I post with no spite
I see things this way because I ‘ve walked through fordham’s halls
And I’ve heard the whispers crying “abolish Fordham football”

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Subject: Make Way for The Next Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat Fordham Football Player!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 13:17:48 12/15/06 Fri
Attention! Attention! Rejoice Fans of Fordham Football!
A Gridiron Great Walks Among You!
His Name: Tracey
His Past: Couldn't cut it in the Big 10

Here's the inside scoop from a former football player:

"Fordham has a Big Ten transfer on the roster named Tracey. He transferred from Indiania and has 2 years of eligiblity remaining.

He goes 6'2'' and 260 and apparently is the real deal. Will be playing on the D-Line.

The coaches feel he will be the premier player in the league the next 2 years."

Minion's Opinion: well it's been written, fordham has a premier player on their team. What are his motivations for playing for this disgraceful bunch? Here's Chicago Ram's take:

"This may be a case of him trying to get showcased for the NFL - there are a lot of case of 1A guys moving down to really standout"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The reality of the situation is this guys was far too soft to compete at Indiana. I bet he's a lazy piece of garbage who will love being called a "warrior", "heroic" and a "fine young man" as he dogs it in games and in practice.

But for all those who are sure this guy will be a "STAND OUT" fear not, because you are right. Tracey, will stand out. He's stand out for the following reasons:

1) Like every other football player at fordham he'll think he's better than the school. Relying on his high school background, he will feel under appreciated and his "talents" under-utilized by the coaching staff.
2) After the particularly bad loses he and his teamates and parents will resort to blaming the fans and the band for not getting behind these "fine young men" who do such a great job of losing money and football games for the school.
3) Tracy will stand out off campus, screaming his lungs out and acting like a drunk jackass at bars and on sidewalks throughout the Fordham area. All the while bullying his peers.
4) Tracy will act like an animal in the cafeteria, making all sorts of noise, leaving his table a mess and not busing his trays. All the while filling his fat face with free food that he's not in the least bit thankful for. He will also take part in dividing the cafeteria and student body (athletes on one side-along with sluts and sycophants) Non-athletes on the other.
5) Tracy will standout with fordham's strength coach Jason George. This pair of rejects will parade through the campus center in wind pants and smelling like bums, only to lumber into the cafeteria thinking they are tough and superior to the school and peers. This perception of self will only exist inside the head of Jason George and the other football players (who suck by the way). Abolish the football team and fire Jason George!

ULTIMATELY: This over-aged reject will leave Fordham an agnry frustrated individual, with no longterm friends or skills. Even Jason George wont keep in touch with him.

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Subject: The Fordham Football Offseason Conditioning Program


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Minion
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Date Posted: 12:17:01 12/08/06 Fri
I hear from the grapevine that Fordham Football players are already hard at work this offseason.

Greg DeMarco is busy pulling rope
Players have been seen failing out school
Falling out of bar stools
Players have been seen eating lunch trying to look intimidating with Jason George (staring down peers while stuffing their faces).

With regards to Fordham Football's much undue-praised strength coach: If I have to read one more post about Jason George being an asset to the school I wil vomit.

look at this post from PA Ram on the fordhafan site:

"Finally, let's also hope that Jason George will be working some wonders with these guys in the off season conditioning program. I believe we're very lucky to have him."

Fordham Football players can't een help themselves of the field after they blow the game. These guys dont even have the strength to keep their chin up on the sidelines. (However they can be seen walking around like they accomplished something at fordham bars any night of the week).

Jason George is a punk. He stares teenagers down and then waits online behind them to eat lunch, then leaves his table a filthy mess.

Jason George is an asset, no no no
Jason George is an ASS HAT!

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Subject: Still hiding?


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CONCERNED
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Date Posted: 07:50:22 11/29/06 Wed
either Baller is still hiding (like he did the night he was supposed to raid mo pitkins)

or he's dead

i'm worried

could he have gone the way of fordham football???

say a little prayer for a little man
say a prayer for Bawler

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Subject: What If - a thanksgiving poem


Author:
NDH
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Date Posted: 08:05:57 11/22/06 Wed
on this day, the eve of giving thanks
lets have some fun, yet still remain frank
imagine it was the fordham football crock
who, all those years ago, landed on plymouth rock
i could see it now, rich marrin, all drunk and sloppy
proclaiming falsely, "ahoy land!" with his hair all floppy
and if james prydatko was manning the mayflower
we'd hear "do we really have to row for more than 1 hour?!"
i bet greg demarco's tug-of-war skill would be of help once they docked
but instead of helping, he'd throw out his back trying to drunkenly lift up plymouth rock
rob loh would have been the first person to volunteer
but then drop out "i hurt my knee, i cant steer!"
stone-hands porco steering would make for an interesting ride
that moron would probably steer the ship right off the earth's side
andreas correale would be trying to keep everything together
but after the indians attacked hed be the first one wearing feathers

this thanksgiving we have much to be thankful for, most notably, another terribly embarrassing season by the "fine young men" of fordham football - ABOLISH FORDHAM FOOTBALL!!

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Subject: Hey Fordham Football


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 11:11:46 11/20/06 Mon
Congrats on one heck of a season:

3 Wins
8 Loses

Defeating to Powerhouses of Marist, Albany and Georgetown

Attendance was way down, and the team invisible on campus (but not at the bars)

Losers, $3 million dollar losers

Abolishment Soon

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Subject: Naming Names


Author:
The Notorious Danny Hatred
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Date Posted: 06:58:52 11/17/06 Fri
well, ive been away for a while, and it seems that naming names has become the thing to do....well, not one to be outdone, allow me to name some names:

Frank Altomaro - big fat bully off the field, but on the field, a fucking 250lb embarrassment

Rob Loh - the would-be Iraqi hero sat back down when his country did actually need him

Jon San Marco - the one-time spokesman and motivator for the pathetic rams couldnt motivate his team past 2 wins

Ray Cole - "tough guy" looked hard in pics with a frown on his face - bt on the field, he got knocked on his ass game after game

Aki Jones - big fat moron, thought winning a game or 2 in the soft patriot league is a stepping-stone to an nfl career HAHAHA

Greg Demarco - the rope-tugging "champion" proved that he little else to offer the rams other than tug-of-war (and maybe make-up) tips

Lance Peck - this kid is just a tool and he sucked at football

Matt Georgia - the backpack-wearing pretty boy quarterabck couldnt throw a stone in the ocean, let alone complete a pass - its too bad he didnt love the game as much as he loved himself

Prince Portier - from patriot league co-champion to american express file clerk, this shithead has succeeded everywhere he goes

Steve Porco - a walking penis....with hands of stone

Andreas Correale - not a football player but this geek shamelessly supports the rams in between bouts of telling everyone he knows that his wife is a doctor and attacking old women

Rich Marrin - drunken old fool....one-time hero on the fordham club football team now he tries to relive his glory days by getting boozed up and relaying stories of club-sport success....no wonder he stumbles around every event with his stupid floppy white hair bouncing all over the place

well, there you have it folks....if lombardi could see what fordham football has become today, it would not be a pretty site

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Subject: Ha ha...Look at this clown Sherlock...or should I say SHITLOCK posting up old news...hey clown...you already know this, but all this "information" your spewing has already been posted before. What hasn't ever been posted is my name....what is it you piece of garbage....post it on up and ill be impressed...otherwise, take your old news and your jerkoff threats elsewhere.


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OPINION JONES
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Date Posted: 17:18:52 11/16/06 Thu

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Subject: Recent Developments


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 06:17:14 11/16/06 Thu
It seems AFF supporters are being threatened in an attempt to stop to inevitable abolishment of Fordham Football.

Fordham Football is terrible every year, it loses millions annually due to budget allotments and it has somehow alienated it's entire student body.

Rather that try to change any of the above charateristics which are leading to the abolishment of the team, Fordham Football fans are attempting to threaten AFF supporters into refraining from talking up the abolishment movement.
Bullying & Threats from Fordham Football players or supporters, rather than accountability? how unusual (insert sarcasm here)

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Subject: Fatboy... I will list the reasons for Fordham Football to stay when you give us your rationale and motivation for being the Ram (aka head cheerleader for Fordham Football) for those years. Please explain how you got dressed up in a furry costume and cheered for the football players like a raging homosexual... then have now become so bitter towards them. If you give a healthy explanation of this psychosis of yours, then by all means I will intellectually contnue this debate. My guess is you are a moron and cannot give an intelligent arguement for your gay mascot days. You first....


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U were the RAM! hahaha
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Date Posted: 17:58:53 11/14/06 Tue

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Subject: Seriously


Author:
fatboy
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Date Posted: 08:22:53 11/13/06 Mon
List all the reasons why Fordham Football should stay.

We've given PLENTY of valid points for abolishment.

Either you can't argue with us or you're no intelligent enough. Obviously it's both.

Don't be a coward like usual,

give it a try,

explain to me how a team that just lost 45-14 should be given any more chances.

Coward.

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Subject: My name is Matthew. I used to be the ram and cheer on the sidelines for the Fordham Football team every weekend. I worked my little butt off everyday to cheer for my heroes, but was never appreciated. They never once acknowledged my hard work and efforts. Even worse, they made fun of me. And all the girls on campus thought I was a loser too. But NOW I have my revenge! Any anonymous website for me and my 4 friends to make fun of the football team at a distance. I still may not get laid, but THIS is even better! Take THAT you big football playing meanies!


Author:
FatBoy
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Date Posted: 16:30:37 11/12/06 Sun

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Subject: Season Predictions


Author:
Jones. OPINION Jones.
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Date Posted: 08:21:20 08/17/06 Thu
It is now common knowledge that the mods on the FordhamFans board are cowards and ban anyone who even suggests that the FU would be better off without football...its fine because they know it. They ban us because we are right. I still am waiting on an answer to a very simple question...what does FU Football do for the school? What does it contribute?

That being said, they have started the season predictions thread on FordhamFans. Im sure that there will be plenty of praise for the 2006 team even though the new coach said "we could go 0-10". I will start with my predictions...anyone else who has been banned from that praise factory please also post.



Monmouth - This will be the first loss of many. FU Football sure to disappoint in the home (and season) opener. L
@ Albany - Sure to be another stomping of FU by D-III Albany. Last years 41-0 loss was just the beginning. L
@ Columbia - This will probably be a close game with FU Football losing because they have the punter running the ball too much. L
@ Holy Cross - The FU players will probably be to hungover to even think about playing this game. L
Duquesne - This will be a blowout. Because this is a FU homegame, 29 people will witness this embarrassment. L
Marist - I will put this one down as a W, only because I believe they will win only one game this season.
Colgate - I dont like Colgate at all, and wish Fordham could beat them...but they can't because they stink and have no heart. L
@ Bucknell - FU quarterback will try to put on a show and get clobbered by the defense. After the game he will make the excuse he was playing injured. L
Lafayette - FU bums couldnt beat this team with a club. L
@ Lehigh - If FU can't beat Fordham Prep in a game, why would they even schedule Lehigh? L.
Georgetown - Repeat of last year. L

Well, there you have it. Predictions based on reality and not gridiorn club fantasy.

comments?

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