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1. THERE IS NO FOOTBALL TEAM. The actual team was abolished in 1954. It was then revived as Club Football 10 years later in 1964. In all honesty it is STILL a club. A club reserved for spoiled, obnoxious little boys

2. THEY SCREWED VINCE. Fordham never had Vince Lombardi as coach, he was given an assistant position but never head coach. His wife said it always hurt him for the rest of his life.

3. WHY WASTE MORE MONEY? Expenses for the team is over $2 -3 million per year. Revenue is less than $500,000 per year. (these are estimates. exact figures to be determined)

4. MOST OF THE PLAYERS ARE JERK-OFFS. The way many players conduct themselves on/off campus is embarrasing to the other students. This is the only matter that can be explored on a case to case basis. (team grade point average to be determined)

5. NOBODY CARES ABOUT FORDHAM FOOTBALL (EXCEPT FOR EX-PLAYERS AND PARENTS). Attendence at games is sad and even when the weather is nice and the team is winning, no one cares.

Zero Win Seasons: 1883,1885,1946,1979,1980,1994,1999. Any thoughts on this matter?

Subject: Abolish Fordham Football Author: ONE on ONE [Edit] Date Posted: 09:50:36 05/19/06 Fri go here click the 3/18/06 link on the right hand column and just move the play bar to 38:45 http://www.wfuv.org/wfuv/oneononefull.html you can also hear danny hatred get cut off at 45:02 Subject: The Movement Is growing Around Campus. AFF is becoming Louder Author: Minion [Edit] Date Posted: 13:37:32 05/10/06 Wed Well another fat and lazy fordham football team is wrapping up their spring practice session in anticipation of next year's 0-10 season against teams that aren't even considered D1-AA. I wonder what indiscretions were committed by the horribly bad behaving and performing football squad this spring. Were any cops assaulted by 5th year football players? Was the misdeeds of the players limited to illicit drug use and binge drinking? How many Fordham Students were assaulted by some out of control football players? The answers will come out soon, and Abolishment is coming Replies: Agreed Minion. Between losing games to this team's joke of a schedule, Im sure misdeeds would be a understatement for the activities they will participate in. -- Opinion Jones, 08:12:10 05/16/06 Tue so glad you guys are back, I need time to fill when work's not busy! -- can't wait to see you at the games this season! gorams, 15:54:02 05/16/06 Tue hahaha- in between massaging genitals -- fatboy, 13:56:18 05/17/06 Wed fatboy back w/ his 6th grade caliber jokes! awesome! what a winner! -- gorams, 15:36:00 05/17/06 Wed Subject: Fordham Football Continues To Be A Disgrace And Recieve Undie Praise Author: Minion [Edit] Date Posted: 12:37:07 03/28/06 Tue The following is a direct cut and paste from www.fordhamfans.com THE FORDHAM BARS ALWAYS SEEMED LIKE A HOME AWAY FROM CLASS. OR AT LEAST THEY WERE TO THE MEATHEADS THAT GRADUATED FROM THE CLASS OF 04'. HOWL AT THE MOON MUGZ'S, UNIVERSITY, TINKERS, UPPERDECK, ZIGGY'S, "CLUB LUNA" (ANYONE WHO WAS AT FORDHAM FROM 2000-2001 KNEW THIS PLACE), "ALUMNI" NOW CALLED "STUDY HALL", RAMS LOUNGE. THESE WERE THE BARS THAT THE CLASS OF 04' FREQUENTED AROUND FORDHAM. SOME STILL OPEN SOME, CLOSED FOREVER. NO MATTER WHAT BAR/BARS YOU WENT TO, YOU NEVER HAD A BAD NIGHT. THERE WAS ALWAYS SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED ANY AND AN EVERY NIGHT WHICH LEFT YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS WITH TONS OF GREAT MEMEORIES. ESSPECIALLY SOMETHING TO MAKE FUN OF EACH ABOUT ABOUT SPRING WEEKEND 04' * YEAH THAT WAS A SIGHT TO REMEMEBR WHETHER YOU WERE THE ONE THAT GOT ARRESTED, SAW A FRIEND GET ARRESTED, OR WITNESSED A FORMER FORDHAM QUARTERBACK GRAB A BILLY CLUB OUT OF A COPS HAND AND THEN LAUGH AT THE COP, IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST WEEKENDS AT FORDHAM. Ram04 All Conference Re: Fordham Bars « Reply #121 on: March 27, 2006, 03:52:13 PM » -----------------------------------------------------------Quote from: FLORIDA RAM on March 22, 2006, 03:40:49 PM OR WITNESSED A FORMER FORDHAM QUARTERBACK GRAB A BILLY CLUB OUT OF A COPS HAND Distinctly remember this happening, and it was quite a sight. He was a good guy to party with for sure! ----------------------------------------------------------- FLORIDA RAM Freshman Re: Fordham Bars « Reply #122 on: Today at 08:53:58am » -----------------------------------------------------------Yes he was. He was the best drinker in my 5 years at Fordham. He could funnel a 40 oz. in 13 seconds and kill a pitcher in about 20. He was, is, and will always Since graduating he has joined the New York CIty Fire Department. GO FIGURE Dagger John Freshman Re: Fordham Bars « Reply #123 on: Today at 03:00:41pm » ----------------------------------------------------------- Harassing the police is nothing to brag about. Too bad he couldn't play football as well as he funneled a 40 oz.. Replies: Another post you think is clever that doesn't have anything to do w/ football -- that was the whole student body! and everyone drinks at fordham, 10:12:47 03/29/06 Wed Wrong. The entire student body may have been drinking. But the Fordham Football player assaulted the cop! -- Minion, 11:48:36 03/29/06 Wed You guys ready for the upcoming season? are we abolished yet? -- GoRams - AFF Losers!!!, 09:48:09 03/30/06 Thu Were you there Minion? I was and it wasn't a FU football player -- that assaulted a cop! 13 students were arrested that nite, none football, 09:44:48 03/30/06 Thu THE PIECE OF SHIT FU QUATERBACK TOOK THE NIGHTSTICK AWAY FROM A POLICE OFFICER. I AGREE HE WASN'T MUCH OF A FOOTBALL PLAYER -- MINION, 10:34:04 03/30/06 Thu hahaha, actually he didn't! and if you consider that assault? -- shows how big of a wuss you really are!!!, 13:49:45 03/30/06 Thu you're so pathetic and desperate you'll take a story from anywhere -- and use it as fact!!! you're wrong, have been wrong the whole time!, 13:50:42 03/30/06 Thu Subject: I HATE FORDHAM FOOTBALL Author: Minion [Edit] Date Posted: 08:16:30 03/10/06 Fri Abolish these fat obnoxious drunk drug abusing losers They waste Fordham's money They make noise They lose football games and they start trouble enough is enough AFF is coming Subject: VOY SUCKS Author: joe dete [Edit] Date Posted: 08:41:21 02/13/06 Mon although i fled for higher ground out of fear of and lack of control over AFF... I'm right when i say VOY sucks... AFF OWNS ME!!! I'M A FAGGOT!!! MY WIFE IS MY MEAL TICKET!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE COOOOOOOOOOWBEEEEEEEELL!!! Subject: Fordham Football Players Suspicious Performance Improvements Author: Inquirer [Edit] Date Posted: 13:50:49 01/18/06 Wed There's an article on teh football board. This has suspicion written all over it Subject: no abolition Author: football restored! [Edit] Date Posted: 19:50:47 11/29/05 Tue fordham will name delaware's defensive coordinator, david cohen, as their next head coach. mentioned to be by someone in the ad. cohen coached the defense of the pl championship teams. Replies: way to throw his career away -- fatboy, 06:39:48 12/08/05 Thu CLOWN SHOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS -- Opinion Jones, 09:30:46 12/09/05 Fri Subject: HA HA! Author: Just found this on the old board [Edit] Date Posted: 05:25:36 12/07/05 Wed "To Rambacker, Ramfan, GuyF, AFF adherents and other anonymous trolls: next time leave your personal agendas at home. They are counter-productive and have forced a good man to give up something he obviously loved in the service of his alma mater. Now that we're down to one board we don't want to lose this one as well." HA HA! Subject: A Serious Thought Author: Fatboy [Edit] Date Posted: 10:17:39 11/29/05 Tue Abolish Fordham Football. Build a new gym on Jack Coffey field. Subject: On the third play of the ensuing possession, the ball was snapped over Fullam’s head into the endzone and recovered by Albany’s Mike St. Fleur for a touchdown as the Great Danes took a 41-0 lead with 13:48 left in the contest. Author: Opinion Jones [Edit] Date Posted: 11:24:15 11/22/05 Tue The Fordham Hams really showed what kind of heart and drive they have in this last game vs Albany. What a bunch of clowns. Subject: albany 41 ewes 0 Author: finger prints [Edit] Date Posted: 14:01:26 11/19/05 Sat albany has a football team or a club squad? this is the biggest disgrace in the history of organized sports. and calling fordham football an organized sport is a stretch. Replies: This year's Fordham Football team might as well drop their pants and take a dump on the grave of Vince Lombardi -- fatboy, 10:36:57 11/20/05 Sun you guys are for once absolutely correct. this was a joke. good thing we have next year to bounce back! -- gorams, 10:45:39 11/21/05 Mon Not only was Coach Foley disgraced by Fordham Football this year, so was Lombardi and every Fordham alumn. Abolishment is coming! -- Minion, 09:01:41 11/22/05 Tue Subject: 0-6 Author: Frank's Brain [Edit] Date Posted: 22:05:45 10/15/05 Sat what a living disgrace! Replies: Frank's Brain, good to hear from you. Thought you were dead. Glad to see that you're still just brain dead, you dope. (NT) -- AllofFordham, 15:30:50 11/06/05 Sun Subject: greetings oh great prince Author: baron [Edit] Date Posted: 14:09:33 10/22/05 Sat first of all - you cant even buy a house for 380k on long island. unless it was owned by a crack dealer in hempstead, with shit all over the walls. enjoy the wind rain and floods. my name is prince, me not gud enuff for new york so me go to where it easy to live... warm. second - take off your rec-specs cause im gonna spit in your eye at homecoming Replies: only the really bright guys close on a beach house the week before a hurricane! (NT) -- king, 15:01:17 10/22/05 Sat my house is just fine you shitheads and I never said my house was on the beach. You stupid fucks can pay all that money up there for less house this is my hometown and i love being here (NT) -- Prince, 19:55:45 11/03/05 Thu Subject: Fordham Loses Again... This Time To Georgetown... Remains Winless Author: Minion [Edit] Date Posted: 11:08:08 10/27/05 Thu After few days to contemplate the football game played between Georgetown and Fordham University last Saturday I have a few observations that should be shared. Fordham and Georgetown are 2 Jesuit Institutions of Higher Learning. They are remarkably similar in size of student body, size of campus and mission statement. Both schools are based upon a love of reason, knowledge, science and faith. That said what are they doing with these football teams? Both teams lose over $3 million after revenue annually and do little to increase the notoriety of their universitiy. Both schools support their players with financial aid, that is given based upon athletic prowess. Wouldn't this be better off given to the most deserving academics. Now Fordham is embarked on a winnless season. I recall after the last time the team went winless for an entire season, the footall team ended their losing streak by beating Fairfield University's football team. Afterwards many on the team went out celebrating chanting: "we beat Fairfield (insert epletive here)"-I guess it was meant as a joke. Shortly afterwards Fairfield University abolished, their own football program. I wonder who the joke was on then? Replies: Well said Minion. There is no arguement that can be made in support of F football. Clowns may try to bring up some "tradition" nonsense...but last time I checked a huge part of that tradition was winning. In keeping this team the school is actually hurting FU Football's own legacy. -- Victory Bell, 11:21:26 10/27/05 Thu hahaha so well thought out and said... see you next season losers!!!are you ever going to prove this 3 million dollars a year quote you've been saying for the past 5 years? I've been readign an awful lot about wellington mara, ny giants owner and fordham football supporter, kevin eakin starring in the canadian football league and aki jones playing for the redskins too! -- gorams, 10:24:38 10/28/05 Fri You certainly said a lot...too bad it means nothing. give me a reason to keep the team. FU Football is a joke. -- Victory Bell, 11:56:28 10/28/05 Fri and on the note of LOSING. aren't you guys the ultimate losers? 5 years of posting anonymously on an internet chatboard... results?? not much more than embarassing yourselves! -- gorams, 10:25:41 10/28/05 Fri And you sit on the sidelines cheering on an 0-7 joke of a team. ha ha ha! -- victory bell, 11:58:03 10/28/05 Fri sure do... that same team that you can't do anything about! how sorry are you??? -- explayer, 13:50:31 10/28/05 Fri tour a lour a loura ............tour a loura a lye.........meee team its stinks like garbage, or a crap in someone's eye.............. (NT) -- coach ronan, 17:48:28 10/28/05 Fri Subject: Cup will be lost.... Author: SMM [Edit] Date Posted: 12:40:32 10/28/05 Fri "The Rams enter the game with a 0-7 record, 0-3 in the Patriot League, while the Crusaders enter the game with a 5-3 overall record, 2-1 in the conference. This will be the 43rd meeting between the two schools on the gridiron, with Holy Cross leading the all-time series 22-18-2. Fordham has captured the last four games, keeping the Ram-Crusader Cup on Rose Hill." Not only is the winless season of this ‘football team’ an embarrassment to the University, but now they’re going to further embarrass everybody by losing this cup. This season proves that abolishment is on the horizon, especially with the passing of Mara. It'll be funny to see the stands empty at homecoming. Stop the embarrassment, Abolish Fordham Football. Replies: I thought no one cared... why would they be embarrassed if we lost the cup.... how do you know about the cup... I know you go to the games... you're our biggest supporter -- can't even get your arguements straight any more!, 13:52:00 10/28/05 Fri Subject: 0-7 clowns Author: Victory Bell [Edit] Date Posted: 08:35:50 10/23/05 Sun Well well well...Fu football 0-7. HA HA HA!! WINLESS!! Scored 0 points last week weekend and blew a 18 point lead yesterday!!! HA HA ..to GEORGETOWN!! A word to describe these guys and all the people who support them...Bums. Abolish this team and save the school money AND dignity. A proud tradition being destroyed by a bunch of no-heart hacks. AFF Replies: HAHAHAHA!!!!....these fruitcups need to be abolished!! -- NDH, 14:37:41 10/23/05 Sun Subject: NEWSFLASH Author: king [Edit] Date Posted: 14:59:54 10/22/05 Sat fordham lost they are 0-7, will you be unfurling another banner for yet another winless season? coach ronan tynan has lost 10 in a row, that was a great choice, i wonder if he can still sing? maybe he can make $30K a year and buy a cardboard box in dumpfield beach too? Subject: tick tock tick tock.... Author: NDH [Edit] Date Posted: 11:11:39 10/21/05 Fri i bet the fordahm football fairies are shitting themselves right now when they realize that tommorow, they will, once again, get their asses handed to them....oh well, i guess when you have absolutely no discipline, heart, courage, or determination, you can expect the losses to pile up...congrats fordham football, you've gone from embarrassing yourselves to embarrassing all of fordham university...sweet dreams tonight Replies: ha ha...indeed! My bet is that 84% of the team will be up til 230am drink beer and playing x-box. Final score...fordham: 3 g-town: 53. -- Opinion Jones, 11:40:40 10/21/05 Fri Im sure some clown is going to bash me cause I wrote drink instead of drinking...and the would be right...forgetting the ING was bad...but not as bad as forgetting to score a single point in a football game like the hams did last week. AFF. -- O.J., 11:44:51 10/21/05 Fri Subject: Hey Faggots I am back Author: Prince [Edit] Date Posted: 13:14:14 10/18/05 Tue Hey shit pushers. I came back just to see the stuff you have been writing. You finally have something to talk about. They are really 0-6 and probably not going to finish the season with no more than 1-3 wins but you know what, they WILL be around next year to do it all over again. Say what you wanna say, but all I can say is I left Fordham with a winning record, a nice Patriot League championship ring, All-League and Honorable All-American status, a college degree, a lot of your money that I got back in refund checks, and a lot of great friends for life. So just ask yourself did you really enjoy college if you spent so much time hating us. I dont know. Bujt I do know that a couple of you guys left college with the taste of cum after you kissed your whore girlfriend with my sperm still floating in her mouth you pathetic pieces of shit. So in conclusion I once again for the second year in a row I extend my challenge to you so-called men. I will once again be at homecoming hoping and praying that those guys finally win a fucking game this year, so once again I ask if any of you have the heart to step to me in person and speak your mind, please do it by all means. then we will he who is the real man. I'll be there, will any of you, I doubt it. You guys probably will be in the village playing with your she-male girlfriends. Anyway just to let you know life is going great, just bought a 2500 square foot home in Deerfield Beach about 10 minutes from the ocean, got a decent new job and I was just wondering how things were going for you guys. Did you take care of that loose asshole situation? Replies: It probably took this moron 4 hours to write this message...and he doesn't even say anything!! HA HA! You think I care about your shanty house in the slums of FLA you clown???!!! -- Victory Bell, 13:42:15 10/18/05 Tue well it's not exactly a shanty. It's valued at around 380k right now. I would say thats pretty good for a retarded fat slob who you girls say I am. -- Prince, 20:44:21 10/19/05 Wed you really think your better than us (who cant make it in florida?)? re-read what you wrote, U R A RETARD. your house will flood in a year. (NT) -- baron, 14:46:18 10/18/05 Tue Actually the job market is really tough and housing prices are growing at 20% a year. I made 30K as soon as I closed on my house. So if you feel like anyone could buy a house and get a good job in south florida then you are the fucking retard do your homework first faggot. -- Prince, 20:42:29 10/19/05 Wed why does everyone in NY retire in FLA? hmmmmm -- AFF losers can't even form an arguement, 16:01:13 10/18/05 Tue hey princess, welcome back!!....i was wondering if you're still blaming fordham for not giving you all the "handouts" you wanted...enjoy florida you bum -- NDH, 19:00:41 10/18/05 Tue no not really i dont remember doing that but you will swear i did so i will say no. -- Prince, 20:37:10 10/19/05 Wed Prince welcome to Florida, how many old men have you stared down in your neighborhood? -- Minion, 11:49:45 10/19/05 Wed Hey I still see none of you faggots even mentioned whether or not you were going to see me at homecoming. you do not know how bad I want to be the shit out of one of you it will be so fun, Please come to the game and introduce yourself. If you are not then I have nothing else to say to you internet gangstas -- Prince, 20:47:59 10/19/05 Wed " internet gangstas"... you're the clowns that are robbing $3million in revenue from fordham each year! Fordham Football will be abolished prince. Have fun playing shuffleboard -- Minion, 06:16:12 10/20/05 Thu So i guess thats a NO faggot. -- prince, 17:16:46 10/20/05 Thu Subject: This is what I like to see!!! 0-6!! Author: Opinion Jones [Edit] Date Posted: 05:36:22 10/17/05 Mon This team stinks. Time to abolish. jimbo65 Starter Posts: 106 Re: Fordham/Colgate Game Day thread « Reply #8 on: October 15, 2005, 03:59:14 PM » -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Well thank goodness the game is over. A bad 26-0 loss. Accolades to the D. As the announcers said, first shutout since 99, first 0-6 start since 99. 99 was our 0-11 year. DD is 1 TD pass & 9 interceptions for the year. Threw an intercept on our final series when we actually had a drive going. According to the announcers, he was noticably liimping and throwing of the wrong foot. Guess our astute coaching staff did not notice. Then again, apparently MF was tried earlier in the game without positive results. I missed that part of the game. HC was destroying Dartmouth. Lehigh close but losing to Yale. We can mark those down as losses. That leaves GTown, Bnell & Albany. IMO. best scenario 3-11, worst is obvious. Likely outcome 1-10. Great for recruiting after a 5-6 year. Well we can show the recruits the new field and take them to a basketball game. No more excuses. This program is being destroyed." Replies: i cant agree more. well said (NT) -- baron, 14:43:36 10/18/05 Tue Subject: This is great... Author: Victory Bell [Edit] Date Posted: 13:35:14 10/17/05 Mon Looking at some of the old posts today and came across this gem by Prince...remember this guy?? HA HA HA HA!! What a chump....: I have a great time with my life. 7 months out of the year I work as a FA, and the other five months all I do is play football and party. As a matter of fact we are going out tonight to this club on the beach where we get free bottles from the club and VIP treatment, sounds like college all over. My life is great. -- Prince, HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! Subject: predictions Author: baron [Edit] Date Posted: 14:24:36 10/13/05 Thu fordham -4. whoever they play, about 76 Replies: ha ha...Fordham wont score more than 3 points. -- Opinion Jones, 08:47:09 10/14/05 Fri HA HA HA!! MAN, I SHOULD HAVE PUT SOME MONEY ON THAT CALL!!!! 0 POINTS!!!! HA HA HA -- Opinion Jones, 05:38:37 10/17/05 Mon it's begining to look a lot like abolishment, EVERYWHERE THEY GO! -- AFF 4 EVER, 14:16:18 10/14/05 Fri Subject: hahahahaha!!! Fair Weather in the Rainy Season Author: AFF 4 Ever [Edit] Date Posted: 13:19:36 10/12/05 Wed Ex-Player... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I'm just saying is all. OH 'N' F-F-F-F-F-F-F-I'VE SEEN SOME AWFUL TEAMS IN MY DAY- BUT FORDHAM FOOTBALL TAKES THE CAKE! Replies: oh danny boy, you're right, you're right, abolishment is calling......... (NT) -- Coach Ronan Tynan, 15:05:46 10/12/05 Wed hahaha, you guys really think you're winning some kind of arguement -- FU Football isn't going anywhere, stop being so miserable, you need to go get laid! EXPLAYER, 11:59:13 10/13/05 Thu Ha ha...FU football really isn't going anywhere...except down the drain. -- Victory Bell, 12:19:27 10/13/05 Thu "Winning"? whoah- that was a cheap shot at Fordham Football -- AFF 4 EVER, 14:14:56 10/14/05 Fri Mee team stinks like a week old pint of guiness (NT) -- Coach Ronan Tynan, 09:36:01 10/15/05 Sat Subject: Fordham Football Futility Findings Author: Art Vandelay [Edit] Date Posted: 07:55:19 10/11/05 Tue These ranking are out of 116 teams in NCAA 1-AA football: Fordham has the 5th longest losing streak in 1-AA: http://web1.ncaa.org/d1mfb/Internet/wlt/IAA_wlt_loss.pdf ...ranked 101st in total offense (266 Yards/game): http://web1.ncaa.org/d1mfb/natlRank.jsp?div=5&rpt=IAA_teamtotoff&site=org ...ranked 84th in total defense (388 Yards allowed/game): http://web1.ncaa.org/d1mfb/natlRank.jsp?div=5&rpt=IAA_teamtotdef&site=org ..ranked 101st in turnover margin (minus 6): http://web1.ncaa.org/d1mfb/natlRank.jsp?div=5&rpt=IAA_teamturnovermrgn&site=org ..ranked 101st on 3rd down conversions (28%): http://web1.ncaa.org/d1mfb/natlRank.jsp?div=5&rpt=IAA_team3down&site=org Awful! Replies: haha you did more research than anyone else, thanks for your caring! -- LOSER!!!!!! We know they suck this year, but you care more than us!, 12:18:40 10/11/05 Tue hahahaha!!! you've got NOTHING! -- fatboy, 14:00:12 10/11/05 Tue That's all you got, chump? Calling us losers?? Guess what...the football team are the losers...in fact, they are 0-5. You remind me of a jackass. (NT) -- Opinion Jones, 12:27:48 10/11/05 Tue "you care more than us".........You said it, not us, "NO ONE CARES ABOUT FORDHAM FOOTBALL" -- AFF 4 EVER, 13:59:02 10/11/05 Tue coach foley needs a catheter (NT) -- ronan, 15:06:56 10/13/05 Thu im pretty sure fordham's flying jesuit ultimate frisbee team could beat fordham football, in a game of football. (NT) -- baron, 16:38:32 10/11/05 Tue yanks are done, coach doesn't have to sing during 7th inning stretch, he can concentrate on football now. (NT) -- Ronan, 22:22:28 10/12/05 Wed Subject: sweet dreams Author: opinion jones [Edit] Date Posted: 05:08:23 10/11/05 Tue Does anyone think any of the fu football players lose any sleep over the fact they are 0-5? I don't. Subject: Ring Ring Ring... hello Author: baron [Edit] Date Posted: 15:21:06 10/10/05 Mon how are you this, is fordham football. im fine thanks. i was just calling in regards to a victory we ordered about 5 weeks ago, still hasnt arrived. just wondering if it will EVER show up. Subject: LET ME BE THE FIRST TO SAY.... Author: Opinion Jones [Edit] Date Posted: 05:06:30 10/10/05 Mon FOOTBALL TURNED OVER BY BROWN Rams Commit Four Turnovers in 37-14 loss to Bears Box Score Saturday October 8, 2005 Providence, RI (October 8, 2005) Turnovers proved costly for Fordham University on Saturday. The Rams turned the ball over four times which were converted into 20 Brown University points as the Bears (3-1) defeated the Rams (0-5), 37-14, in Brown Stadium. 0-5!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA AFF!!! Subject: things you would rather do, than go to a fordham football game... Author: baron [Edit] Date Posted: 17:04:07 10/06/05 Thu give myself papercuts... then pour lemon juice on them. Replies: Eat out Myam Bialik from TV's Blossom -- fatboy, 07:59:48 10/07/05 Fri Subject: hey gorams, think about this Author: NDH [Edit] Date Posted: 14:20:06 10/03/05 Mon there is a huge difference between a bad team and one which embarrases the school....fordham football will always be at best a second rate team, but what is happening now is utterly disgraceful and brings shame upon alumni, students, faculty, and basically anyone who has any connection to FU...the team sucks dick, and instead showing some heart, they put their tail between their legs and wimper on the sidelines...instead of showing some fucking pride, they choose to not even clap or show any passion during games...these pussies should thank their lucky stars that lomabrdi is not their coach, b/c if he was, i can sssure you that either their asses would be kicked daily, or they just would have thrown off the fucking team and sent back to whatever country-club pansy-ass town they came from...so fuck you and fuck fordham football, you BUM Replies: i have been banned from fordhamfans. there is not justice, and it is sad that a group of adults can not face the truth...... DFFF= delusional fordham football fans (NT) -- baron, 17:08:24 10/03/05 Mon haha you're such a loser! we're not second rate, we won a league championship two years ago and brought more attention and pride to the school than anything that's happened over the past 10 years! get a clue you loser! we have a player in the nfl and about 6 in the cfl... you want to talk about embarrasing programs, look at every other sport we field.... get over the fact that you are a nerd and got picked on by the football players that were 10x as popular as you... its okay, just move on, go get laid! -- gorams, 18:20:49 10/03/05 Mon like baron, i too, can assure you that i was NEVER picked on by you fat slobs...cant you understnad that the team is a disgrace to the school, and that is why we want it gone? -- NDH, 06:03:55 10/04/05 Tue and you've been banned from the board b/c you're nothing more than a little nerd, no one cares what you want to say or thinks you have any validation, this has been happening for about 5 years now, get a clue!!! -- gorams, 18:22:18 10/03/05 Mon What fucking college did you go to that people got "picked on"? Are you sure you attended Fordham? No one knew who the football players even were, we all just assumed it was the fat slobs at the caffeteria table closest to all the food. And Father O'Hare's retirement and the construction of the Library were FAR bigger stories than the fagball team winning the Patriot League Championship-hahaha- c'mon, what is that? Old lady bingo night? -- AFF 4 EVER, 06:37:33 10/05/05 Wed Subject: HAHAHAHAHA Author: gorams [Edit] Date Posted: 19:19:45 10/02/05 Sun You fucking losers!!! Scroll down and read the posts you idiots have been sending to each other, NO ONE COMES ONTO THIS BOARD except you fucking geeks! hahaha This is beyond embarrassing, why don't the three of you (if there actually is more than 1 of you) just get together for a circle jerk instead of posting it will save you all some time. The football team sucks this year, so what, we'll be back next year, and you fucking clowns will still be sending messages to each other on a board no one even sees or cares about! hahaha this is fucking hysterical. Can't wait to read the brilliant responses i'll get for this one, you guys should all go punch your dad's for not raising you to be anything close to men, if Fordham football is made up of unathletic fat slobs, what the hell are you? WE PICKED ON ALL OF YOU IN SCHOOL AND YOU COULDN'T DO SHIT ABOUT IT, and still can't do anything, honestly go out and get laid! hahaha Replies: Fucking hysterical...what is fucking hysterical is the fact that FU football is 0-4...maybe the worst college football team in the nation...and this fruit still thinks they have a chance. THAT'S fucking hysterical. Scoreboard asshole. -- Opinion Jones., 20:35:37 10/02/05 Sun same old broken record from this fuck -- SCOREBOARD, 08:45:09 10/03/05 Mon i can assure you, that you NEVER "picked" on me. unless someone has ever spit in your face, thern maybe you tried to "pick" on me, and i responded by spitting in your face. AFF! (NT) -- baron, 17:05:09 10/03/05 Mon hahaha baron the online badass!!!! -- gorams, 18:25:47 10/03/05 Mon FORDHAM FOOTBALL THE ON FIELD LOSERS!!! HAHAHA!!! -- AFF 4 EVER, 06:29:33 10/05/05 Wed Subject: 0 win season Author: Opinion Jones [Edit] Date Posted: 20:41:40 10/02/05 Sun Zero Win Seasons: 1883,1885,1946,1979,1980,1994,1999..and soon ...2005. HA HA HA! WHAT A PILE OF SHIT THIS PROGRAM IS! Replies: hahaha that post again!!! get original you loser! -- explayer, 18:24:52 10/03/05 Mon Subject: Cowbell? Author: SMM [Edit] Date Posted: 13:54:13 10/03/05 Mon GUESS WHAT? I got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell...and the abolishment of Fordham Football! Subject: Rob Smith is a COWARD Author: AFF 4 EVER [Edit] Date Posted: 08:00:26 09/29/05 Thu Since you're too afraid to let me speak on YOUR board, I invite you to come to OURS!!! EXPLAIN WHY QUOTING A PRIEST IS GROUNDS FOR BANNING ME! I'd LOVE to hear why, or maybe you know all too well you're full of shit? At least Freedom of Speech still reigns at AFF. Replies: i too have been banned....what i want to know is, where are these bum posters who always have something to say when the team was winning? -- NDH, 19:48:40 09/29/05 Thu hahah you got banned from an internet chatboard... I bet your on the list at all the hot nightspots too -- don't publicize how big of a loser you are!!!, 19:12:27 10/02/05 Sun hahaha!!! OK shithead! COLLARS UP!!! -- AFF 4 EVER, 08:35:56 10/03/05 Mon Subject: NOTHING TO SAY??? Author: fatboy [Edit] Date Posted: 13:43:56 09/27/05 Tue Just Saying? Ex Player? Baller? Yawn? No one? Oh, you're ashamed? Oh, that's too bad. Oh, and Four! SEE YOU SATURDAY!!! BUH BYE!!! Replies: I GUESS NOT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! -- AFF 4 EVER, 07:05:21 09/29/05 Thu Also where's JSM, Hippo, Manno, etc? Shamed into silence most likely! AFF is gaining force! -- Minion, 07:45:03 09/29/05 Thu typical Fordham Football fans & players, ALL TALK, then when the team loses every game they hide like children -- AFF 4 EVER, 07:56:56 09/29/05 Thu hahaha you fucking losers... I've been on the REAL board... people don't even come here anymore to read your little bitchy posts -- explayer, 19:13:53 10/02/05 Sun Subject: Good News!!!! Author: Vince Lombardi [Edit] Date Posted: 13:35:52 10/01/05 Sat Fordham had a bye week! But, somehow still managed to lose a game...bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaa Subject: WHAT A JOKE!! Author: Opinion Jones [Edit] Date Posted: 13:23:41 09/29/05 Thu I was looking at the fordham fans board and came across this post: jimbo65 Junior Varsity Posts: 92 New Yankee Stadium « on: June 15, 2005, 06:52:16 AM » -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Heard a report this morning that the Yankees are to build a new stadium adjacent to the present structure. The plan includes leaving a portion of the old facade and stadium in place with 20,000 seats. I presume these are exterior seats rather than an arena. If the presumption is correct, appears to be a fantastic opportunity for FU football to gain access to a stadium that will triple present seating. Of course we need a team and quality opponents who will attract 20,000. Also, the old stadium will hold a "Yankee Hall of Fame" which could add to the attraction, perhaps a football admission & hall of fame admission package. I am not a marketeer but hopefully, for once someome at FU will try to make an opportunity out of thie situation. HA HA HA!!!!! What a joke!! Who are these people thinking the Yanks would let perhaps one of the WORST college football teams in the nation play in historic Yankee Stadium?!!? 20,000 people??! We cant get 2,000!! HA HA HA HA. What a bunch of bums. O.J. Replies: HAHAHAHAHA!!! the word "delusional" comes to mind....they cant win a fucking game yet they want to fill yankee stadium?!?!?! -- NDH, 19:50:56 09/29/05 Thu Subject: here pussy pussy....you faggots can come out of hiding now, its ok!!!...we wont torment you that much...i have taken off my mask, lets see if you bums can take off yours!! Author: NDH [Edit] Date Posted: 19:49:59 09/29/05 Thu Subject: What do you call a fat slob with shoulder pads and a 0-4 (soon to be 0-5) record? Author: opinion jones [Edit] Date Posted: 11:54:00 09/29/05 Thu A fordham football player. Subject: posted on fordhamfans but sure to be deleted,,, i came to aff where free speech is allowed! Author: baron [Edit] Date Posted: 18:11:13 09/26/05 Mon you guys should look at what you wrote about three months ago. all the hype and excitement and enthusiasm you guys had for this so called football team went no where. what do you have? no wins and no heart on the field. think of all the effort and hours you spend defending and supporting those shlumps. its about time you realized that AFF is right, football is a drain. the best thing the university has is the basketball team. Replies: ha... rob smith deleted that post in a bout 1 minute and 37 seconds. anyway, i predict a winless fordham football team. AFF!!! (NT) -- baron, 18:13:52 09/26/05 Mon this is even better!!!!! under all rob smith's posts it says this..."Hats off the the Class of 2003, who went from worst (1999) to first (2002). Here's to bringing tradition and pride back to FU Football!"... HAHAHAHAHAHA (NT) -- baron, 18:16:09 09/26/05 Mon hahaha!!! Rob Smith declares "AFF4EVER, BARON AND NDH ON A SHORT LEASH!!!" HAHAHA!!! DROP THE LEASH DROP THE LEASH, GET OUTTA MY FUCKING FACE!!! -- AFF 4 EVER, 07:24:04 09/28/05 Wed Subject: BUMS!! Author: Opinion Jones [Edit] Date Posted: 13:45:15 09/26/05 Mon THE WHOLE FORDHAM FOOTBALL TEAM...PLAYERS, COACHES AND STAFF...ARE A BUNCH OF BUMS! 0-4. aff. Subject: New Turf Author: opinion jones. [Edit] Date Posted: 05:20:47 09/26/05 Mon WOW!! FU Football 0-4! Well, I cant say im surprised...after all, football is the last thing on the minds of these no-talent hacks as they stroll down arthur ave. on there way to Howl at the moon drunk (with their hats on sideways) the night before a game. It's great the university decided to spend millions on putting down that new turf on the field...im sure visiting teams appreciate it as they crush FU football's defense with 60 yard passes and 37 yard touchdown rushes. FU football has moved from being an easy win on opposing team's schedule to a certain victory. Maybe this waste will make the athletic dept. see the error of their ways and abolish this team. Subject: 0-4!!!!!! Author: NDH [Edit] Date Posted: 15:36:02 09/24/05 Sat i'm LOVING this!!!!! Subject: Le High VS. Le Pue Author: fatboy [Edit] Date Posted: 14:33:12 09/24/05 Sat Oh Fordham Football, when will you learn? Wins are for MEN!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Le High... LE BYE BYE!!! Subject: AFF is "unathletic"??? Author: fatboy [Edit] Date Posted: 06:15:14 09/21/05 Wed that's interesting considering we've won just as many football games as Fordham Football this season. ABOLISHMENT NOW!!! Replies: hahaha FU football is 0-3 and you're still too UNATHLETIC to have ever dreamed of stepping foot on that field... so again you make yourself look worse! Good Job! -- explayer, 18:42:29 09/21/05 Wed HAHAHAHA SORRY FRIEND, 0-4 BY MY COUNT!!! -- fatboy, 14:32:18 09/24/05 Sat Subject: TICKETS!!! Author: baron [Edit] Date Posted: 14:45:19 09/23/05 Fri anyone have an extra ticket for the next football game. heard they sold out again. hahahahaha. Subject: From Bill Simmons' latest column - too bad Columbia beat Fordham! Author: The Viper [Edit] Date Posted: 11:12:11 09/23/05 Fri COLTS (-13.5) over Browns Gotta love this stretch for the Colts: Home for Cleveland, at Tennessee, at San Fran, home for the Rams, at Houston, bye week. Apparently the NFL forgot to sneak Columbia University in there. Replies: Oh No! FordhammFootball continues to further disgrace our beloeved institution... ON A NATIONAL LEVEL!!! This has to stop! Abolish Fordham Football! -- Minion, 13:40:45 09/23/05 Fri Subject: This is great. What a WASTE this program is. Author: Opinion Jones [Edit] Date Posted: 13:23:26 09/22/05 Thu Football James Prydatko FOOTBALL DROPS HOME OPENER TO COLUMBIA, 23-17 Lions Take Liberty Cup Back from Rams (September 17, 2005) – A pre-game lightning storm caused the start of the Fordham-Columbia football game to be delayed by an hour. Unfortunately the Rams (0-3) didn’t take advantage of the extra energy in the air, dropping their home opener. James Prydatko FOOTBALL FALLS TO DUQUESNE ON THE ROAD, 30-13 Big Plays and Turnovers Prove Costly to Rams (Sept. 10, 2005) - Every coach dreads two things entering a football games. Giving up big plays and turning the ball over. Unfortunately, both happened to Fordham University as the Rams gave up two passing touchdowns over 60 yards and turned the ba... HA HA HA!! Click for Full Story Derric Daniels FOOTBALL FALLS TO RHODE ISLAND IN SEASON OPENER Quarterback Derric Daniels Leaves Game with Injury in Fourth Quarter (September 3, 2005) - Quarterback Derric Daniels completed 18 of 26 passes for 172 yards before leaving the game with an injury but it wasn’t enough as Fordham University (0-1) opened the 2005 season with a 34-20 loss to the University of Rhode Island. HA HA HA! These bums are wasting the university's money and everyone's time. Subject: the real deal Author: NDH [Edit] Date Posted: 07:54:29 09/22/05 Thu ok, well as we can all see, fordham football is finally letting its true colors show....they recruited some "big" names (pun intended) including that fat rope-pulling idiot greg demarco and they still suck ass.....who's to blame though?...certainly not the players...their lack of passion and heart has to be attributed to the fans!!! thats the only explanation...i oft-wonder what lombardi would think if he ever saw the current players which represent his alma mater walking around in ill-fitting shirts, sleeping all day, and snorting coke...i only pray that Heaven for that man is a place where he cannot see what has happened to FU football.... so, with that said, im with the rest of the boys pulling for another zero-win season!!....make us all at AFF proud!! Subject: Fordham Football In A World of Shame Author: Minion [Edit] Date Posted: 14:05:20 09/20/05 Tue Here's a sampling from the Fordham Football fans to the defeated season: Fans are getting sick to their stomach watching this team lose. Unfortunately they are the only ones who seem to care, certainly the players don't. If they did, they wouldn't live at the bars and walk around fat and out of shape. Fans lamenting that no football player looked even remotely interested in winning. No players were clapping or cheering, let along blocking or tackling -This is typcal of the coddled fatso's of Fordham Football. Each year brings a new parade of loud, fat losers leeching money and dragging down University morale. Fordham Football lost just lost to Columbia University. The laughing stock of college football. Now Fordham Football is the laughing stock! This is no laughing matter. Abolish Fordham Football! Replies: Why do you pay so much attention to player's physiques? First of all they aren't fat and out of shape and second of all, how long have you been out of school? You're still checking out the college boys? Fag! -- gorams, 18:44:39 09/21/05 Wed Subject: The Corrupt Culture of Fordham Football Author: Minion [Edit] Date Posted: 14:13:45 08/09/05 Tue This post is a direct cut and paste from the Fordham Football message board. It can best be described as "LOSER'S LAMENT" an attitude which is rampant among the losers and weak attitude of the Fordham Football team which posions not only the team but drags down the school. Abolish these fat losers already! In the mind of the typical Fordham Football player, everything is the school's fault. There is no accountability, and the last 3 decades of the program surely reflects this loser attitude : The matter at hand « on: July 01, 2005, 01:16:17 PM » -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I respect everyones enthusiasm about what the program can be but I have been reading alot of these threads and I am getting bored of the same talk about joining these new conferences where the same people are repeating themselves over and over. What is being accomplished by people making mock scheds of who we can play if we were with such and such league. To be honest there is no more use in dwelling on all the possibilities of "hypothetical" situations because nothing comes of it. Being not to far removed from playing I know the chance of moving into a better league is not happening anytime soon. There are a plenty of other relevant situations that need to be spoken about. How can you talk about where we need to be when players who played key roles at Fordham have been icked out the school for next season or the amount of Seniors that are having trouble finding jobs who feel that they were not given the job opportunities they deserved when graduationg from Fordham. I'm talking players who have actually done good for themselves grade wise. God bless Tad, Q, Eakin and Aki for playing at the next level. But it would be nice to read ex player so and so has received a great job at a firm through an alumni who looked back to help his own. I know you guys might think this is b.s. but these are really things that players actually care about. We want to know how much support that we will get after football because as you guys all see we get zero support from our athletic dept. as it is. Replies: Congrats Minion, you posted a fake post on the football board! You're so tricky!!!! Again, do something other than post on an anonymous chatboard and you won't look like a joke!!! -- explayer, 10:59:56 08/10/05 Wed You're really a sick bastard. Unfortunatley that post is all too real. Sounds like a Prince protege! -- Minion, 13:37:14 08/10/05 Wed Okay Minion... hahaha You don't honestly think you're fooling anyone do you? Write poems, they're better to laugh at! This is just pathetic! -- gorams, 13:57:32 08/10/05 Wed If you think it's a fraud how bout you contact Rob Smith and ask him -- Minion, 14:29:20 08/10/05 Wed Minion you know no one cares enough to contact the administrator on Voy.com! It was a nice try but give it up, we caught you again! Not like its hard, posting fake posts that try and sound serious isn't that smart of a plan LOSER! -- gorams, 15:36:55 08/10/05 Wed You are a sick bastard -- Minion, 06:59:54 08/11/05 Thu Me? Sick Bastard? You post fake posts trying to disguise them as real! How do you keep track of all these lies? -- gorams, 15:31:34 08/11/05 Thu Hey shithead-IT'S NOT FAKE! -- Minion, 13:25:25 08/16/05 Tue hahaha, he thinks capitalizing his words will change the fact he's a psycho!!! -- gorams, 14:07:03 08/16/05 Tue "Being not to far removed from playing" - hahaha, so he sits on the sidelines doing nothing just like gorams did -- The Gipper, 12:19:29 08/24/05 Wed "But it would be nice to read ex player so and so has received a great job at a firm through an alumni who looked back to help his own." - pathetic. -- opinion jones, 12:57:38 09/20/05 Tue Subject: Abolish this you pig nosed fatso. Author: JBB [Edit] Date Posted: 16:41:19 09/08/05 Thu First of all, the illiteracy on this page just has to stop. With all the grammatical and punctuation errors, you can't really tell who are the jocks and who are the supposed "scholastics". Who cares how much money Fordham football costs? It is one of the last vestiges of classic Americana that remain here at FU. In a day and age when "Metrosexualism" and "feelings" are embraced, who doesn't want to spend a good old fashioned Sunday watching our Fordham boys crack some skulls? An essential part of college life, perhaps the most memorable part are those crisp fall mornings when you roll out of bed at 12 pm or so, and not being able to locate the half full bloody mary on your armoire, you slip into your Louis Vuitton driving loafers and head over the the football tailgate for a little hair of the dog. Maybe I'm just old fashioned, but in my opinion, that's what college life is all about. Replies: Hey Shithead, Fordham Football is played on Saturdays. -- Minion, 10:03:45 09/09/05 Fri The sooner you drive yourself into a tree the better. -- opinion jones., 12:54:01 09/20/05 Tue Subject: 0-3 Author: opinion jones [Edit] Date Posted: 12:48:09 09/20/05 Tue Defeated season anyone? Looks like the FU football squad are about to get 7th helping served up. AFF. Replies: Re: 0-3 -- opinion jones, 12:48:44 09/20/05 Tue ha! make that their 8th! even worse. (NT) -- opinion jones, 12:49:56 09/20/05 Tue Subject: RESPECT Author: SMM [Edit] Date Posted: 10:25:41 09/20/05 Tue HAHAHA!!! Fordham Football is 0-3!!! They continue to be the laughing stock of the University! Looks like those RESPECT t-shirts you ordered will have to be put on hold...again... Maybe you should just order ones that really express who Fordham Football players are... Ones printed with the word JERKOFFS! AFF!!! Subject: Fordham Football Soon to Be 0 and 3 Author: Minion [Edit] Date Posted: 12:55:19 09/16/05 Fri The countdown to a defeated season begins tick tock Replies: Re: Fordham Football Soon to Be 0 and 3 -- Ram captain, 17:31:06 09/19/05 Mon AND 0-3 YOU ARE!!! GOOD POINT SHITHEAD!!! 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