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AFF - ABOLISH FORDHAM FOOTBALL!!!
Hey, I heard you missed us, WE'RE BACK!

1. THERE IS NO FOOTBALL TEAM. The actual team was abolished in 1954. It was then revived as Club Football 10 years later in 1964. In all honesty it is STILL a club. A club reserved for spoiled, obnoxious little boys

2. THEY SCREWED VINCE. Fordham never had Vince Lombardi as coach, he was given an assistant position but never head coach. His wife said it always hurt him for the rest of his life.

3. WHY WASTE MORE MONEY? Expenses for the team is over $2 -3 million per year. Revenue is less than $500,000 per year. (these are estimates. exact figures to be determined)

4. MOST OF THE PLAYERS ARE JERK-OFFS. The way many players conduct themselves on/off campus is embarrasing to the other students. This is the only matter that can be explored on a case to case basis. (team grade point average to be determined)

5. NOBODY CARES ABOUT FORDHAM FOOTBALL (EXCEPT FOR EX-PLAYERS AND PARENTS). Attendence at games is sad and even when the weather is nice and the team is winning, no one cares.

Zero Win Seasons: 1883,1885,1946,1979,1980,1994,1999. Any thoughts on this matter?


Subject: this is great


Author:
magic shoes
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Date Posted: 22:18:19 11/11/06 Sat
I had no idea people actually cared enough to hate.
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Subject: Predicting A Defeated Season (In Poetry Form)


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 09:53:27 11/14/06 Tue
The Fordham Football season began with foolish hopes
A winning season predicted by drunken dopes
Didn't they realize fordham football players are selfish mopes?
Now the season's nearly over & Fordham Football's on the ropes
Come Saturday a defeated season in the league
no wins in any league games
This is a reason to be sullen, humiliated and ashamed
But you wont find quiet or reflection from the players
It's like an onion more repugnant by the layers
Humility follows defeat?
Nope with Fordham Football, it's conceit
So here we are on Tuesday before the final game
and i have only one label, one word and its: Shame
Shame to the players and shame to the fans
Dont blame the students for the empty seats in the stands
This is a team with causes a mess in the cafe
And when players parents blame the band for their losses (oh yeah it's happened) I have to laugh


Fordham Football Sucks and it should be abolished
Subject: hell yea


Author:
Hard on a thursday
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Date Posted: 22:10:30 11/11/06 Sat
helll yea, i gave a blowjob to a football guy the other day and now i hate the football team they suck, in a strictly football sense. i didnt even get any satisfaction and i swallowed.
Subject: Lafayette 31 Fordham 24


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 12:12:45 11/10/06 Fri
What a mess
Abolish this slop

Tip for fordham football players: Open you eyes and dont drink on friday nights before the game

Sorry about those tough midweek practices
Subject: Bucknell 13 Fordham 3


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 12:11:21 11/10/06 Fri
LOSERS

I see a pattern developing here
Subject: Lafayette 13 Fordham 3


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 12:10:00 11/10/06 Fri
Fordham Football players are abandoning ship like rats aborad a sinking vessel.

And yes there was pouting and sulking on the sidelines
Subject: Fordham 3 Colgate 46


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 06:54:17 11/10/06 Fri
Nice game out of Fordham Football.

I especially live the "never say die" attitude this team exhibits.

James Prydatko has been worked far too hard in mid week practices this year
Subject: rejoice!


Author:
baron
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Date Posted: 12:47:36 11/07/06 Tue
fordham basketball will be starting soon... real athletes, 100% effort, no excuses!
Subject: The Season Fordham Football


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 11:42:21 10/27/06 Fri
I have dreams in the midst of fall
watching leaves flutter from tree tops so tall
Graceful and good these leaves decline
and thoughts interuppted by a football team's swine
Amidst atumn splender and early winter chill
A football team plays with no heart and no will
Pumpkins brilliant orange, apples so fresh
a team of losers and new football coach who dont mesh
The late afternoon shadows and golden sun's splendor
Fordham Football gets crushed like a rusted car fendor
A saturday afternoon raking leaves
and Fordham Football drunks, knees bent with dry heaves
Summer now over offers greetings to cold winter's air
and Fordham Football with only dispair
Animals gather like and autumns times past
and a subpar D1-AA team finishing last
The trees grow barren, the branches are bare
Look at Jack Coffey's bleachers... no one is there
Players are quitting & their vain parents complain
and $3 million dollars wasted that no one can explain
But with changing season comes new light and growth
Is Fordham football bad or just lazy?
My answer is: both
Last week Colgate, this week Bucknell
and a Fordham Football shows up and does not play well

It's time for abolishment
Subject: interesting facts


Author:
baron
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Date Posted: 13:50:24 10/22/06 Sun
came up with a little football performance equation. rushing yds + passing yds + return yds - yards lost to sacks and penalties.
colgate - 498 yds
fordham - 58 yds
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Subject: Predictions for this weekend's game vs. Toothpaste? One word. Embarrassment. Thoughts?


Author:
Bob Saccamano
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Date Posted: 08:06:43 10/20/06 Fri
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Subject: What Makes Fordham Football So Obnoxious


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 07:20:27 10/17/06 Tue
Supporters of Fordham Football are defined by 3 categories:

1) Abusive, Lazy, Fat, Drunken, Drug Abusing, Subpar D1-AA players

2) Delusional, Self-Angrandizing and Boastful Parents

3) Mysoginistic Alumni who are somehow trying to re-live their "glory days" by unduely praising the current crop of terrible football players in an effort to ultimately try to enhance their own past.

All three of these elements combine to create an extensive track record of losing seasons, off-campus fights, subpar grades and weakened Fordham University overall.

Below is a post from category 2 (A delusional and unduely boastful parent):

I preface these comments, by providing a short synopsis of the current situation of Fordham Football. This year we have a new coach. THe old coach resigned at the end of last year after Fordham Football lost 41-0 to Albany on Jack Coffey Field. This year, the upperclassman, led by James Prydatko who complained to a reporter in the Daily News that he and his teamates had to work too hard in practice last year. The parents of these players assumed that their sons would be playing this year by virtue of their age. This new coach sees no value in the players he inherited and has benched them. The parents of these players cant believe this and are furious. In their heads they believe that their son (who gets drunk every night and dogs it in practice everyday) is a D1 caliber player who didn't get proper recognition in high school and who's star was really going to shine at Fordham.

From that mindset comes the following post on the Fordham Football board (Enjoy!):

"Masella came into a situation much more like Notre Dame or USC, where the talent was there, the kids were good kids looking to win, they just couldn't put it together."
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Subject: toot toot, clown alarm... its the crappy football league shwammi - listen up!


Author:
baron
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Date Posted: 07:24:31 10/14/06 Sat
[> Re: Week 7 PL Pick'Em -- The Lone Haranguer, 20:18:43 10/13/06 Fri [1]

Bucknell at Georgetown - Bucknell is so far down on the depth chart at several key positions that Bobby Boucher is suiting up. GTown has a legitimate shot in this game. I'm going with the upset. Georgetown 24 Bucknell 21

Holy Cross at Dartmouth - HC is the only PL team with an overall winning record. They are the team to beat in the PL right now and if they don't win the title they will be a major spoiler. Crusaders take the Green 28-14

Lehigh at Yale - This ought to be a good game, but infidels beat Yale, home of the boola-boola mullah. Loser has to wear a burka. Lehigh 28-17

Lafayette at Harvard - The 'Pards are in such a funk you'd think George Clinton was the coach. Is that the Tower of Power horn section in the backfield? Bootsie Collins calling signals? Are the cheerleaders the Brides of Funkenstein? How can you go against Harvard in this one? Harvard 35-24. Get down y'all.

Colgate at Cornell - Be worried Raider fans, be very worried. The Cornell coach has been asking everybody in Ithaca to only enter their houses through the front door. One of his player's mothers is into some kind of, I think, voodoo. Or maybe it's a zen thing. Either way, he's a conjurin' some mojo for the Big Red. Both teams suffer from inexperience, but Cornell's is at more key positions. Therefore, Colgate wins 24-21.

Marist at Fordham - Please, Fordham. Don't screw this one up. Shut up those dicks at AFF. Fordham wins 35-14.
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Subject: Undue Praise-Thy Name is Fordham Football


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 10:49:31 10/11/06 Wed
This piece of pornography is from the Fordham Football board:

Ram 83:
"One thing I saw at Saturday's game tells you all you need to know about Daniels. After Skelton threw the INT, Daniels walked over to Skelton, put his arm around him, and spoke to him. That's leadership."

In all likelyhood: the two were talking about where the team was going to get drunk and act like misfits after the game.
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Subject: Where is the show?


Author:
Show Stopper
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Date Posted: 13:41:48 10/10/06 Tue
Didn't FU's QB Daniels promise FU Football would be "putting on a show" this season? They have lost almost every game...and the one game they did win was by 2 points...over a d3 school. What kind of show is this?
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  • albany is -- DI, but its ok i understand the sad little world you live in, 19:13:58 10/10/06 Tue
Subject: Game Recap


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 11:16:14 10/10/06 Tue
From the Fordham Football Board

"*Why didn't Prydatko go for the end zone on that shovel pass where he just walked out of bounds on the 2 instead of at least attempting to bowl in there? That was a critical play and a critical mistake imo. Not something we're used to seeing from him and I'm open to someone giving more info that might explain it a bit better. Very un-Prydatko-like imo."

The latest in a series of disgraces
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Subject: Fact:


Author:
Opinion Jones
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Date Posted: 11:53:29 10/10/06 Tue
Fordham PREP Football gets more positive press coverage than FU Football.
Subject: ill start the undue praise


Author:
baron
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Date Posted: 09:53:41 10/08/06 Sun
fordham qb skelton played a "wonderful" game completing just over 50% of his passes, 11 for 21 with 1 int, for an incridible 159 yards... "great effort". he by far outplayed duquesne's knapp who went 35 for 48 for 363 yards, 3td.
fordham secondary played with a lot of "heart".
fordham's O-line played a real "gutsy" game, allowing 6 sacks for a loss of 45 yards.
prydatko really came through (now that the practices are easier) grinding out 48 yards.
abolishment...soon.
aff!
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  • danny hatred -- is gay.......hahahahaha!!!!, 22:11:34 10/09/06 Mon
Subject: FORDHAM LOSES AGAIN!! WHAT A BUNCH OF BUMS! AFF IS WINNING!


Author:
12/15/54
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Date Posted: 10:40:29 10/08/06 Sun
Subject: AFF guys


Author:
Amazed
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Date Posted: 06:19:56 09/28/06 Thu
You AFF guys started this thing like what... 6 years ago? That would make your age range anywhere between 26-30? You guys are like 30 years old... and still anonymously posting tough-guy comments on a website you work so hard to maintain? hahahaha, awesome. I will check back here 5 years from now and see if you're still doing it at 35! I had no idea the emotional scars of your inferiority ran so deep. Imagine who much energy you have expended on the football program over the years. This is great!!!! I'll be back in 2011 to check up on all of you.
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Subject: Fordham Football the Home of Undue Praise


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 07:25:21 10/02/06 Mon
As you may already know, Fordham Football once again embarrassed the University with their performance this weekend by getting beaten into a pulp by Holy Cross (21-3 at one point). Of course this did nothing to stop the undue praise. The following are actual posts (or are the boasts?). WARNING: you may not want to read this with a full stomach:

from Air Ram:
"This was what Fordham football should be about. I have never seen a crowd so accepting of a loss. The 80 year old guy sitting behind us said "this was worth the trip".

Air Ram then goes on to try to blame the referees for Fordham's embarrassing performance:
"Officiating: Aweful. These guys gave HC two traps that lead to two first downs I hope the patriot league reviews the officiating because that was not good.

Undue Praise at Wide Receiver:
"Daniels was exceptional at reciever. He made a great catch and two others were amazing but he came down out of bounds"
FOR THE RECORD: Daniels has 1 catch. Since when is that exceptional? Only in the perverted world of Fordham Football.

Fordham Football's Effort in the loss gets praise from JohnG92:
"- overall, a very entertaining game, and a Fordham team that gave it 100% for 60 minutes."
FOR THE RECORD: Fordham was down 21-3 at one point. Some effort!

Fordham Football Sucks, so of course let's blame the fans:
Nutmeg: "Fordham turnout was no more than 500 in a crowd of 9,600. Also, why no FU band members or cheerleaders? "
FOR THE RECORD: why would cheerleaders or anyone or thata matter support these bums?

From the Players' Perspective: (from Air Ram)"I heard Daniels say after the game "This team is ready to make some noise!".
FOR THE RECORD: the "noise" Daniels was no doubt referring to was at a bar that evening where the team was no doubt going to be a loud, drunk, belligerent and unruly disgrace. Just stand on the street corner outside a bar at 3am you'll hear Fordham Football making some "noise".

Undue Praise at Quaterback:
" I believe that if Jordan can get time to pass, he is going to be great in this offense."
"Jordan seemed very poised and composed for the game. "
"T.J. Jordan has a lot of moxie, is VERY tough, can move around well and throws a nice ball"
FOR THE RECORD: Jordan completed 7 of 19 passes. Since when is 7 of 19 "great", "poised", "tough" or an example of "moxie"?

Recap: this team of losers were praised for their "effort", "moxie" and "greatness" after they embarassed themselves at Holy Cross this Saturday. Glad to see their effort was their. Afterall this team is all about effort, right? Just look at this blurb and quote from their coach in the Staten Island Advance:

"We were about even talent-wise with Monmouth," he said, "but I honestly thought we were better than Columbia." Which is quite a statement since Columbia won 37-7."

There you have it folks. That's Fordham Football Ladies and Gentlemen. In all its glory
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Subject: Hey Amazed!


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 18:33:20 09/28/06 Thu
You guy's read that post by amazed. He offered to kill Opinion Jones. I had to re-read that a few times. I am amazed at "Amazed".

Ladies and gentleman, "Amazed" must be a real life gangsta. No doubt toughened on the mean confines of Jack Off field.

What happened in your life "Amazed" that lead you to where you got your gun and your Dirty Harry attitude?

-Was it your "co-championship"?
(which by the way is impossible)

-Was Rich Marrin too drunk to pat you on the back and gwisper undue praise at you during a gridiron club dinner?

-Were your midweek practices too hard? (thank you James Prydatko)

-Was the pizza you and the rest of your football teamates stole at the school-sponsored pep rally for the football team too cold or not plentiful enough, were there enough napkins for you to steal along with the pizzas?

-Were the empty stands that were there for every football game you played in or sat on the sidelines for too much for one man to carry around?

-Did you feel rushed while you and your other obnoxious teamates sat don to eat at the cafeteria?

-Was the table that only the football team ate at, in the very caftereria which was socially divided (in half) by the football team, too small for your portions?

-Do you feel abandoned by too many football coaches who were left or fired over the past decade (at least 5 maybe 6 times) to ever trust anyone again?

-When you looked up into the stands and did not see one interested classmate other than a few girls with low self esteem did you want to cry?

-Were those T-Shirts that read: "Respect" Too much to live up too?

-Was the free meal plans, books, study halls,, and $3 million dolllars in wasted budget not enough for your fragile ego?

-Did you feel you didn't belong with the rest of your teeamates or peers as you strolled to class with your dirty t-shirt, maroon sweatpants, back pack strapped over both shoulders with sandals on your feet?

-Did you not cause enough mayhem for the people who live near campus that have to wake up in the morning while you and your football teamates were being loud, drunk, and looking for fights?

-Or maybe, just maybe you know deep down that Fordham Footabll is a fraud, and that one day, when enough people speak up, Fordham Football will be abolished.

Any how, I'd love to hear more about you, afterall you are a real gangster and was at one time a geniune, non-scholarship D-IAA football player , who never once played against an actual D1 program, but never-the-less waltzed around pretending that in this perverse display that is now Fordham Football you actually played football for the same school that Vince Lombardi came from.

Fordham Football has to be abolished
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Subject: NY Post said it all


Author:
fatboy
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Date Posted: 09:57:45 10/02/06 Mon
did anyone else see this in the Saturday POST?

Their Pulse section had a few blurbs about HOMECOMINGS and Fordham's was mentioned, and I quote,

"[Homecoming at Fordham] is 5% about the football game..."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
exactly, apathy leads to abolishment
Subject: This Poem Is Called: "This Year So Far"


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 10:48:23 09/12/06 Tue
Two Weeks into the 2006 season
And Fordham Football Has Peaked
A 9-7 victory against Albany they squeaked
………
But there’s been no shortage of embarrassing developments
This much I stress
Including last week’s Daily News coverage in the New York press
What a fright it is to see a 5th year senior running back with ball
Squealing like a rat to the press, like a tabloid tell-all
Poor James Prydatko says: “Coach Foley made last year’s practices too hard”
Then the team gets the ball on offense and can’t gain a yard
I wonder if James knows that Foley gone. That his complaints are too late
After all it’s gonna take this kid 5 years to graduate!
You’d think last year’s 2-9 record would make the team humble & ashamed
Not so, just read the Daily News-it’s poor Foley who’s blamed
……..
Look at what happened the first game of this year
A loss to Monmouth at home (26-9) and no reason to cheer
All of last year’s memories came flooding right back
After the team (down 17) got a penalty for celebration after a sack
………
Do you think the team is studying or reviewing plays at night?
They are out at the bars trying to start fights
You think the poor performance and fired coach would make them meek
Yet some go out of their way to pick on the weak
You think this is poem outrageous? Full of lies?
I’m telling you the truth , I’ve seen it with my own eyes
………
I hate that this team and that it thinks it is tough
And then schedules games against opponents that are all cream puff
The team has some bad guys. Some no good punks
And a gridiron membership comprised of fat drunks
I could go on because this falls on deaf ears
But the team will be abolished one of these years
………
Know this much regardless of what weak school Fordham plays…
The Abolishment of Fordham Football is here to stay
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Subject: to all fordham football fans


Author:
fatboy
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Date Posted: 12:26:10 09/26/06 Tue
wake up
let's come together and end the suffering
the team is pathetic, end it now

really, grow up
allowing this football team to continue is an embarrassment

and there is no reason to keep it
no reason has ever been given

"TRADITION"??? hahaha please
that tradition ended in 1954
what's happening today is a game of children playing dress up

it's over, let it be over, let it die with what little dignity it might have left

"IT BUILDS COMMUNITY"
please
the only community it's built has been this one

AFF FOREVER
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Subject: HEY BARRY!


Author:
the notorious danny hatred
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Date Posted: 11:15:26 09/26/06 Tue
go FUCK yourself!!!
and tell your shithead father to go to hell
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Subject: im sorry barry


Author:
baron
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Date Posted: 15:44:25 09/25/06 Mon
im sorry your father feels that current fordham football players are good role models. im sorry that every time you go to a fordham football game, the teams loses and lets you down. i am not sorry that fordham football will be abolished. get into fordham basketball barry.
Subject: I think Fordham football is cool


Author:
Barry Goldberg
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Date Posted: 14:57:23 09/22/06 Fri
My dad takes me and my brother and sometimes my friend to the football games. We have a hot dog and a good time when we go. My dad says you want to take this away from us. The players are nice and signed my football. Why do you want to take this from us.
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Subject: BREAKING NEWS!


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 12:53:50 09/18/06 Mon
FORDHAM FOOTBALL SUCKS!
Subject: Reason for the disgraceful 37-7 loss against Columbia


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 20:09:18 09/16/06 Sat
Obviously this team is still reeling from Coach Foley practing the team too hard during mid-week practices last year.

These "poor" guys are exhausted. They need more undue praise and less accoutability for their own actions ASAP.

Fordham Football sucks and should be abolished immediately.

I mean seriously, what is Fordham Football still hanging around for. This is a disgrace
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Subject: FORDHAM FOOTBALL LOSES AGAIN!!


Author:
BLOWN OUT BY COLUMBIA...37-7 AFF! AFF!!
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Date Posted: 15:32:52 09/16/06 Sat
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