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AFF - ABOLISH FORDHAM FOOTBALL!!!
Hey, I heard you missed us, WE'RE BACK!

1. THERE IS NO FOOTBALL TEAM. The actual team was abolished in 1954. It was then revived as Club Football 10 years later in 1964. In all honesty it is STILL a club. A club reserved for spoiled, obnoxious little boys


2. THEY SCREWED VINCE. Fordham never had Vince Lombardi as coach, he was given an assistant position but never head coach. His wife said it always hurt him for the rest of his life.


3. WHY WASTE MORE MONEY? Expenses for the team is over $2 -3 million per year. Revenue is less than $500,000 per year. (these are estimates. exact figures to be determined)


4. MOST OF THE PLAYERS ARE JERK-OFFS. The way many players conduct themselves on/off campus is embarrasing to the other students. This is the only matter that can be explored on a case to case basis. (team grade point average to be determined)


5. NOBODY CARES ABOUT FORDHAM FOOTBALL (EXCEPT FOR EX-PLAYERS AND PARENTS). Attendence at games is sad and even when the weather is nice and the team is winning, no one cares.


Zero Win Seasons: 1883,1885,1946,1979,1980,1994,1999. Any thoughts on this matter?



Subject: Is Aymen Aboushi in the NFL or Harvard Law School


Author:
Fordham Boaster
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Date Posted: 13:55:36 06/01/05 Wed

some chumps actually asked this question!
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Subject: FORDHAM FOOTBALL


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 06:18:45 09/13/05 Tue

Duquense Football 30
Fordham Football 13

Fordham Football is on the way to another glorious season.
Making all of us at AFF so proud

Good job Rams!
Subject: Man, this board is DEAD! You guys have finally given up I see!


Author:
Just Saying....
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Date Posted: 13:20:02 09/06/05 Tue

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Subject: 2005 Season Off To A Terrfici Start


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 09:31:16 09/06/05 Tue

URI 34
FORDHAM 20
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Subject: AFF RULES


Author:
fatboy
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Date Posted: 11:23:56 08/02/05 Tue

you have no brains fordham football
suck an egg!
Subject: Football season is just around the corner, so hurry up and order your tickets now. They're going fast.


Author:
This board is amusing, though I assume the mods don't intend it to be so.
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Date Posted: 09:56:42 07/15/05 Fri

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Subject: AFF is so incompetant they can't even maintain the upkeep on their OWN website. No surprise here though...


Author:
Just Saying...
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Date Posted: 16:56:52 06/30/05 Thu

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Subject: Glad to have the board back in tip top shape


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 11:26:05 07/14/05 Thu

Fordham Football is in for a big surprise in the coming months. A big AFF surprise!
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Subject: Just Saying...


Author:
Fatboy
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Date Posted: 08:31:24 07/11/05 Mon

I love the irony that this jack off spells "Incompetent" wrong...
Volumes...
Volumes...
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Subject: FU Football players eating 6 cheeseburgers and wonder why they cant finsh wind sprints.


Author:
Punt FU Football
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Date Posted: 15:08:25 06/16/05 Thu

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Subject: The Impending Abolishment of Fordham Football


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 09:46:38 06/21/05 Tue

The impending Abolishment of Fordham Football is no game. Unlike Fordham Football, we won't walk through our drills like Aki Jones did at Redskins training camp.
Unlike Fordham Football we won't accept undue praise like well every Fordham Football player and fan does.
Unlike Fordham Football we wont walk around campus with our fat bellies hanging out.
Unlike Fordham Football we wont stand idly by in weight rooms with our arms folded and angry looks on our face.
Unlike Fordham Football we will win.
Unlike Fordham Football we won't lose $3 million each year
Unlike Fordham Football we will have the majority of Fordham supporting us.
Unlike Fordham Football, we will survive.
Goodnight Fordham Football, you wasted our time, our money and our resources for far too long. You have disgraced us with your behavior, and misdeeds and now it's time to say "Good bye".
Make way for the impending ABOLISHMENT!
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Subject: FU Football players who cant hack it in the United States going over to Europe to play football and getting demolished.


Author:
I vomited last time I watched a FU football game
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Date Posted: 15:09:33 06/16/05 Thu

Subject: Jerkoff Fordham football players who earn no repect from anyone on the field walking around campus like a bunch of tough guys.


Author:
FU Jokeball
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Date Posted: 15:07:10 06/16/05 Thu

Subject: HA HA HA!! Fat slob football players standing around in a crowded bar when they have a game the next day with their hats on sideways slugging red bull and vodkas.


Author:
HA HA HA
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Date Posted: 15:04:58 06/16/05 Thu

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Subject: Considering


Author:
fatboy
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Date Posted: 05:22:47 06/16/05 Thu

The best defense you slinks can come up with is posting porno and poker websites???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

FUCK BAGS!

Have fun pondering your "glory years" on a fourth rate college football team, best of luck finding any meaning in existence!

ABOLISHMENT FOREVER
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Subject: I Just got off the phone. His name is Rob Loh and we're all very proud of him!


Author:
Football Boaster
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Date Posted: 14:05:20 05/19/05 Thu

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Subject: OH ABOLISHMENT!


Author:
fatboy
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Date Posted: 07:37:07 05/27/05 Fri

Fordham Football players are Mosquitos and AFF is just spraying
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Subject: i have been looking at this post board for two years now and i somehow still see the football team playing every fall.


Author:
silvestro
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Date Posted: 13:04:18 05/18/05 Wed

bottom line is i have no problem giving my name my address or anything else you aff people want to know. the fact is i still do play football for Fordham and i have never heard any administration people say that they are strongly considering abolishing football at Fordham because of a fanatic group called the AFF. do you people even try to get the football team shut down or do you just post on this board becuase some football player fucked your girlfriend in college. i dont get it. dont you people have lives or jobs. all i have is class and football so i have time to read this stupid shit but you people must be real losers in the real world if you spend time writing on this fuckin post. and what kind of names are NDH and Fatboy. fatboy are you trying to make fun of yourself, maybe you are fat and people have been making fun of you all ur life, so the way you combat that is by trying to make a joke of ur fatness so other people dont feel they need to. please guys either cancel my football program or get a life pick one, becuase you guys are really pathetic with all this posting non sense.
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Subject: i heard rumors...


Author:
baron
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Date Posted: 13:30:18 05/19/05 Thu

that fordham football will play practice games against fordham prep to boost team confidence.
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Subject: hey silvestro...


Author:
NDH
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Date Posted: 18:16:56 05/18/05 Wed

do us all a favor and blow your uesless brains out
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Subject: this article says it all....


Author:
NDH
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Date Posted: 08:33:18 05/15/05 Sun

fuck 1-AA and fuck fordham football



By Joe Starkey
TRIBUNE-REVIEW
Thursday, May 12, 2005


The NCAA should be mortified that Pitt and Youngstown State will play a football game Sept. 24 at Heinz Field.
And that West Virginia will butt heads with Wofford a week before that.

No disrespect to Youngstown State or Wofford, but there oughta be a law against this.

Division I-A teams should not, under any circumstances, play I-AA competition. Mostly because it's unfair. The difference can be measured in the 22 additional scholarships (85 to 63) available to I-A teams.





But instead of seeking to bar such "games," as it should have done long ago, the NCAA board of directors recently passed legislation that essentially sanctions such games and surely will increase them.

Anyone for Southern Cal vs. Duquesne?

The addition of a 12th game in 2006 likely means that many bigger schools will take the easy payday and fill out their slates with a home game against a I-AA punching bag.

In what amounts to incentive to do just that, the NCAA board has stipulated that victories over I-AA competition will count toward a I-A team's bowl eligibility. Part of the rationale, an NCAA spokesperson told me Wednesday, is to foster "rivalries" and help I-AA schools in recruiting.

Sorry, but I have to believe it's all about filling athletic department coffers on both sides.

It's a money grab.

So, instead of using that 12th game to try to stoke old rivalries (Pitt-Penn State) or give the home fans a game to get excited about, schools all around the country will be executing a widespread rip-off.

I mean, people are going to pay cold, hard cash to see Pitt play Youngstown State, even if it's just part of their season-ticket package.

Six of the eight Big East teams are getting a head start on the insanity. Pitt, WVU, Rutgers, Cincinnati, South Florida and UConn are hosting a Division I-AA team as part of their 11-game schedules this season.

Wasn't the weak-sister Big East supposed to be beefing up its non-conference schedules?

Granted, there are plenty of I-AA teams that are better than the worst I-A teams. Playing Wofford isn't much different than playing Buffalo or some other I-A weakling, but the least college football can do -- the least it could have done -- is limit the opportunity for grotesque mismatches.

Big East schools will tell you they are forced to play I-AA teams because of scheduling difficulties. They might need to find five non-conference games in 2006, for example, while other conferences won't have nearly as many dates to fill. And there are only so many teams to go around.

Too bad. If it takes scheduling a conference team twice, do it. West Virginia and Pitt talked about a second game a few years ago. Split the gate. Do something. Just don't play a I-AA opponent.

To be fair, schools like Pitt and West Virginia are just playing the hands they're dealt. And the I-AA schools aren't complaining, mind you. They get a nice payout of their own when they play sacrificial lamb at the big-time opponents' field.

Everybody's happy, except the fans, who, starting in 2006, will no doubt have to shell out more season-ticket money for a home slate that has increased by a game -- one that nobody wants to see.

Some I-A schools probably will wind up playing two I-AA teams in the same season. That's two near-automatic victories, two nice paydays and two more reasons to be ashamed of college football.

What a farce.


Joe Starkey is a sports writer for the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review. He can be reached at jstarkey@tribweb.com

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Subject: Not Sure How All This Started but...


Author:
yukon '95
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Date Posted: 11:52:12 05/11/05 Wed

The Fordham Mascot represents the entire University all year round at all functions, events, and athletic competitions

On the other hand

Fordham’s Football team represents a dismal athletic department, what? 13 weeks of the year?

Fordham’s not a Football school, hasn’t been for half a century, longer in fact. If it was abolished I doubt much would change at Rose Hill...
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Subject: Head Coach


Author:
Prince Valient
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Date Posted: 23:16:13 05/13/05 Fri

He really should be too busy trying to coach football rather than singing God Bless America at Yankee Stadium. I wonder if George Steinbrenner wastes $3M a year on that song?
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  • that was so funny! -- yaaaawn, how are you so lame? you are an adult right?, 21:10:19 05/14/05 Sat
Subject: Just a quick poll.... would you rather be on the football team and NOT even play... OR be the team mascot and jump up and down in a ram suit cheering on guys you secretly hate and then later create an internet board bashing the players you cheered for?


Author:
Just Saying...
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Date Posted: 08:20:29 05/11/05 Wed

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Subject: Look at how mad Danny is everyone... "you fucking faggots" I can't believe such a quality young man like Daniel would use such language, I thought only the big bad meanie football players talked like that! Danny Danny Danny... I thought aff had higher standards? Is the internet chatroom getting you mad? Write a poem!


Author:
gorams
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Date Posted: 16:43:07 05/11/05 Wed

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Subject: you fucking football faggots...


Author:
NDH
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Date Posted: 12:03:00 05/11/05 Wed

you absolutely disgust me....honestly, i've been quiet these past few days and you guys have shown exactly why this site was started to begin with....you are classless, stupid, COWARDLY, and just plain annoying....you know my name as well as a few others, yet you continue to post anonymously....it really is amazing how you can call us cowards when several of our identities are out of the bag, yet all we know of you dipshits is prince....so, pleae, continue to make asses of yourselves, because, despite your idle threats and 3rd-grade name-calling, AFF will come out of all this with fordham's administration behind us, i guarantee it

p.s. gorams/explayer/just saying/any other stupid name - , how is your gay porn collection?
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Subject: DANIEL BARONE.... what a poor little fellow. All he ever wanted was to make fun of his own college behind a fake screenname. Too bad he's too stupid to stay anonymous and now his name is the biggest joke in Fordham History!


Author:
explayer
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Date Posted: 15:12:42 05/10/05 Tue

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Subject: I heard...


Author:
baron
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Date Posted: 12:32:06 05/09/05 Mon

gorams was a damn good water boy, and just saying could suck a stain out of a jock.
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Subject: Kinda funny when we post something up here that makes the AFF guys look like complete asses, they take it down... even though it had absolutely no profanity or threats in it. Again showing the cowardness and classlessness typical of these 4 guys...


Author:
Just saying...
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Date Posted: 08:45:19 05/09/05 Mon

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Subject: Just Saying is a joke


Author:
fatboy
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Date Posted: 08:48:05 05/09/05 Mon

It's a shame you're such a coward, I'd love to laugh right in your face when Fordham Football is abolished.

And what? I should go tell a football player to his face that his team should be abolished? So, what are you implying? that I'd get beat up? ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh- i'm quaking

so you admit that Fordham Football players are unreasonable brutes, incapable of being rational. Interesting.

Once again, you prove our points wonderfully.

Fordham Football is a dragon and I'm JUST SLAYING!
AFF IN YOUR EYE!
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Subject: Sympathy for Danny


Author:
NDH
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Date Posted: 10:38:58 05/06/05 Fri

sung to "sympathy for the devil" by the rolling stones:

Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man with a wealth of hate
I’ve been around for a long, long year
Watched these fat football players as they ate
And I was ’round when dave clawson
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that frank mclaughlin
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
I'll let you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is why these bums are paraised for playing a game
I stuck around jack coffey field
When I saw it was a time for a change
We handed out flyers and held up signs
And fordham football screamed in vain
I rode the abolishment tank
Held a head coach's rank
When lombardi raged
And the players stank
Pleased to hate you
Looks like you guessed my name, oh yeah
Ah, what’s puzzling you
Is why fordham football is so lame, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your wide reciever
Let the game-winning catch
Bounce off his knee
I shouted out,
Who killed the b-ball board
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I’m a man with a wealth of hate
And I laid traps for aki jones
Who was winded after the first play
Pleased to meet you
Looks like you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what’s confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every strength coach is a blowhard
And all the players punks
As heads is tails
Just call me notorious
’cause I’m in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some hate
Use all your well-learned football plays
Or I’ll lay your team to waste, um yeah
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Subject: The Colonial Athletic Association, headquartered in Richmond, Va., will officially announce that it is adding football and absorbing the entire Atlantic 10 Football Conference in 2007. Losing football will now regulate the Atlantic-10 Conference to D1-AAA status, giving it less clout in Division 1 policy voting and a weaker overall in athletics. Sounds like a great benefit for the Atlantic-10, doesn't it? NOT. Schools that don't have football have always been (and will always be) looked at as 2nd rate athletic programs.


Author:
Just saying...
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Date Posted: 04:29:39 05/06/05 Fri

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Subject: tick tock tick tock....


Author:
NDH
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Date Posted: 13:05:22 05/04/05 Wed

...you hear that?...thats the sound of time running out for fordham football
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Subject: first, the basketball board.....then, the football board.....then, fordham football.....and finally, when the dust has settled, there will be only one group remaining, as srtong and proud as ever: AFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......suck on it, bitches


Author:
NDH
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Date Posted: 12:34:44 05/02/05 Mon

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Subject: You guys just get lower and lower


Author:
Prince
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Date Posted: 16:10:31 04/29/05 Fri

What the fuck, do you really think that going on the board and telling them that I said I sold drugs changes anything about the way they feel. Do you think that someone is all of a sudden going to say, Yeah they are right lets get rid of the football team. Let's be serious. First of all, do you really think they give that much of a shit about me that your post would effect them. Be for real, I don't give a shit. You can tell the world whatever you like. My people know me and know whatever it is I have done. Their opinions are the only ones I care about. Not yours, not the alumni on the other board, the players are my people and all of my boys know the real truth.

A fatboy if I did sell drugs how would you know. Did you allegedly buy some from me, did your friends. The fact is that if I was a drug dealer and you knew this for a fact, then what does that make you, a drug fiend.
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Subject: You guys really are just DUMB aren't you. You don't even make sense. Did the "prestigous doctor" put that new scoreboard up, hahah


Author:
gorams
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Date Posted: 12:29:02 04/29/05 Fri

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Subject: One quick question, is Fordham still playing football? No one cares what you think about anything other than that? "Abolishment is near" etc... hahaha I love this site! Were can I find one of those flyers I definitely want to frame one!


Author:
gorams
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Date Posted: 13:17:20 04/28/05 Thu

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Subject: Arena Princess with Tits


Author:
Blo Fish
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Date Posted: 21:19:38 04/27/05 Wed

Last we checked NDH is a prominent medical doctor you absolute , look like the guy from homicide life on the street, complete jackass

Are you one of those Haitian zombies? Because your brian would make it appear as if your might be.
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Subject: FORDHAM UNIVERSITY’S AKI JONES SIGNS FREE AGENT CONTRACT WITH WASHINGTON REDSKINS


Author:
Fuck you queers were getting paid to play
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Date Posted: 11:28:07 04/28/05 Thu

FORDHAM UNIVERSITY’S AKI JONES SIGNS FREE AGENT CONTRACT WITH WASHINGTON REDSKINS
Senior Defensive Lineman Was a Second Team All-Patriot League Pick in 2004, Former Punter Matt Fordyce Signs With Arizona
Bronx, NY - (April 26, 2005) – Fordham University senior defensive lineman Aki Jones (Jamaica, NY/Christ the King) signed a free agent contract with the Washington Redskins of the National Football League, it was announced today.

Jones, a 6-4, 290-pound defensive tackle, was named Second Team All-Patriot League last fall. He registered 32 total tackles, 14 solo, in ten games in 2004. Included in his 32 tackles were six for a loss of 30 yards and a team-high five sacks. He also broke up a pass this season.

A 2003 First Team All-Patriot League selection, Jones closes out his Fordham career with 101 total tackles, 55 solo, including 25 tackles for a loss and 12 sacks. He also broke up five passes and had one interception in 39 career games.

A graduate of Christ the King High School in Middle Village, New York, Jones arrived at Fordham after spending a year at Deerfield Academy in Deerfield, Massachusetts. He was an All-League, All-City and All-Queens pick at Christ the King while also being member of the basketball and track and field teams at Deerfield.

Jones wasn’t the only former Rams to sign a free agent contract today as former kicker Matt Fordyce signed with the Arizona Cardinals. Fordyce, who was with Arizona last year until being cut just prior to the end of preseason camp, graduated in 2003 following a senior season in which he kicked a school and Patriot League record 18 field goals. He capped the 2002 season kicking an NCAA I-AA playoff record five field goals in the Rams’ I-AA playoff win over Northeastern University.

Fordyce was named First Team All-Patriot League as a punter and a kicker, becoming the first player to earn First Team honors as both in league history.

As a punter, Fordyce averaged 38.5 yards/kick his senior year, second best in the Patriot League, and he placed 21 of his 57 punts inside the opponent’s 20.
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Subject: Abolishing Football


Author:
Minion
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Date Posted: 13:22:07 04/28/05 Thu

Fairfield
The following schools do not have a football team

St. Joes
Xavier
Gonzaga
St. Johns
Providence
The list goes on....

Any one see a trend here?
It's abolishment and Fordham's next!
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