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Subject: U PUT AN EAR ON THE BACK OF JAMES' HEAD??? HA!!!!

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Date Posted: 06:17:22 12/05/03 Fri

James twitched and poked Sirius between the shoulder-blades. "Fix it," he ground out through gritted teeth. "NOW!"

Rolling his blue eyes, Sirius waved his wand and James noticed his sense of hearing going down. Frantic, he patted the back of his skull. No ear.

"If that had been permanent," he started. Sirius smirked.

"It wasn't! Lighten up, lad. I wouldn't have done anything harmful to you...or at least, not too harmful..." Putting a friendly arm around James' tense shoulders, he pointed and whispered so only the three boys could hear him, "Now that guy over there probably wouldn't be so forgiving."

The quartet turned and looked in the direction he was pointing. A young man with greasy black hair and a solid scowl on his face sat alone, clothed in black robes. He didn't even have an animal with him.

"Who's that?" Peter breathed, obviously afraid.

"Severus Snape. I prefer to call him Snivelly, myself." Sirius was looking upon the solitary boy with such loathing that James couldn't help but hate "Snivelly" too.

"How do you know him?" Remus asked, keeping a clear head and an open mind about the greay boy.

"Me mum and dad were always settin' up play dates for me with him. They'd stick us in the playpen, or the backyard while they discussed their latest evil tactics...Stupid git was always hitting me with that rattle." Sirius looked furious.

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