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Subject: ajfkdjs Author: Sirius [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 06:50:41 04/17/03 Thu ...she and the other Marauders could be dragged away to play 'mystery date'! Peter, in a scary tuxedo with a large microphone appeared on the screen. He grinned widely and began to explain the basic rules of the show. "Here with us today we have Miss Lily Evans, a charming fourteen year old girl who enjoys muggle activites and psychologically messing up her boyfriends!" "I do not!" Lily exclaimed. Peter called for security, and Lily tried to talk around the sock they plavced in her mouth, but all she managed was 'neederhoysen'. "Happy holidays, too." Peter replied. "Now, Lily must guess who is James by asking questions to the bachelors tied up in the basement...er, sitting on the other side of this wall!" The audience gave a monotone cheer. "Okay...hmm...bachelor number four, what were you doing on the fourteenth of May?" Lily asked. "Cleaning the third floor corridor." he replied, revealing himself to be none other than Filch! "Gah! You're Filch!" Lily exclaimed. Peter pulled a lever and a buzzer sounded. Filch was thrown out the windw--the window--the second story window. "Ummm...bachelor number two, what does the full moon mean to you?" "Fur and fangs?" he replied pitifully. "Buh-bye, Moony." Lily said, and Peter once again pulled the lever. A hysterical Remus was dragged away from the other guys, trying frantically to bite the security officer attempting to pitch him out the window--the window--the secend story window... "Gah! He bit me!" the officer cried. A pile of SWAT team men fell on top of him, trying to de-werewolf him. "A useless battle." Bachelor number three muttered... [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]