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Subject: lalalalalalala Author: James [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 07:01:43 04/17/03 Thu "Ok we have two... er," he stumbled backwards as Remus growled and went back to his seat,"three bachlors left. Which one is James? Will Lily end up with a boyfriend that is not her own? Find out after this message!" **Commercial break** We see Remus, in his wolf form sitting on a hill, howling at a full moon. The announcer begins: Tired of getting shoes thrown at you every full moon? A shoe is pitched at Remus, who growls and leaps on the attacker. We hear screams, growls, and tears. The announcer continues: Tire of getting chased by dog catchers every time you try to go outside? We now see Sirius, in his dog form, being chased by a dog-catcher with a large net. Sirius abruptly turns around and tackles the dog-catcher. They fall out of view and we hear screams, growls, and tears. The announcer continues: Then maybe you need... LETS-CONTROLL-THE-HUMAN-RACE SPRAY! Spray this on any human and they will obey you every whim! We see Remus with a person behind him on the hill, playing a violin while he howls at the moon. We see Sirius being pampered by the dog-catcher. Both are smiling and happy. **Back to the show** [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]