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Subject: grtdjkn

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Sirius

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Date Posted: 05:30:50 04/28/03 Mon

Shoving the Editors out of their story, the Marauders sat back down in their gameshow seats. Peter, looking throughly hassled, grabbed his microphone again. The two professors stood back to watch.

"Yes, ummm..." Peter mumbled. "Lil, just guess already."

"James is bachelor number six." Lily replied.

"How did you know? There were only five guys!" Peter cried.

"He told me." Lily said innocently. "When Oprah was attacking."

Peter whacked his head with his hand. "You weren't supposed to cheat!"

"I didn't..." she pouted.

"Oh well, give it a rest. I'm hungry, and I think I've got a good prank." Sirius muttered, grabbing Remus and Peter and dragging them off to the Great Hall.

No one saw the sinister mob of teenage girls trying to be inconspicous behind them...no one heard one mutter angerily, "Roxie, you copper chicken, stop stepping on my toes!" ...no one saw one of the black robed figures break away from the group, climb up the wall, utter a suspicous howl, and pounce on Professor Dumbledore.

The editors ran into the headmaster's office, tying him up and leaving him in Filches' broom closet.

Maddi grabbed the michrophone for the PA system...

(mwa ha ha ha ha *hack hack wheeze* ha ha ha ha ha!)

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