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Subject: Pouncing's fun...

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Peter/CHels

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Date Posted: 16:13:39 04/28/03 Mon

(Which one of us pounced)

"Attention all fictional characters of the world of Harry Potter!!!" Maddi boomed into the PA microphone, "We have taken your school hostage. You are no longer free to do as you wish, and will now do our bidding."
All the students froze instantly all over the school. They looked at the PA speakers as if they held the answer to some perplexing perdicimate. The PA was silent for a moment before there could be heard the muffled sound of the editors wrestling over the micophone.
"It's mine!" could be heard clearly. As well as the scream of pain as someone was bitten.
Eventually Chrissy grabbed the microphone and announced,"There's no need for you to be alarmed, fair students and mythical creatures. We mean you no *cough* physical harm."
Someone else in the background murmured, "Mental on the other hand..."
"Shush!" Chrissy hissed. There was some more weird comotion on the other end of the speaker and the microphone changed hands.
"We can't keep up this charade any longer," Chels started, "We feel that you have the right to know that-"
She paused and her last word echoed throughout the still hallways of Hogwarts.
"That you're lives are being controled by we simple editors..." Chels finished.
"Meaning, four teenage American girls from Michigan." Maddi clarified. A few people gasped at this news and others were thrown into complete histerics.
"See! I told you! I told you all!" a deranged James cackled at his classmates.
Sirius grasped his shoulder firmly, pressing the younge Potter back down into his seat, "James...are you ok?"
The only response that James made was cackling evily in long spurts of MWAAAAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHA! Those around him backed away.

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