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Date Posted: 18:28:18 05/02/03 Fri
"You are Rogue!" Lauren yelled. "You imprint, stealing other people's personality traits, life-force, and, in the case of mutants, powers for a short amount of time! Prolonged contact can result in comas, paralyisis and eventual death!"
There was a brief silence, broken when Mr. K muttered, "Aren't I supposed to be the educator?"
Lauren ignored him and continued, "Chelsea is Cyclops, with optic beams that shoot from her eyes and could be fatal to anyone or anything she looks at unless contained by a special type of ruby quarz. Maddi, being Nightcrawler, is extremely athletic and agile and can teleport from place to place. Tara, or Storm, has control of wind, water, and other forms of weather. I, being the Wolverine, have a healing power that, coupled with my adamantium-laced bones, make me virtually indestructable. That's where I got my claws, when William Stryker performed an operation that would have been lethal if not for my 'gifts'."
"We all know this," Maddi muttered, but Lauren, on a roll, continued to ignore her.
"There's also Iceman, the guy with power over ice, Pyro, a dude who controls, but doesn't create, fire. Magneto, who controls metal, Jean Gray, who is telekinetic and a telepath. Prof. X is also a telepath, the Beast is blue and fuzzy and super-smart, Toad is..toad-like, Sabertooth has animal instincts and senses, Mystique can morph into or take on the seperate traits of any living being, person or mutant. Gambit is French, melts things, likes the ladies, bugs me..."
"He's the card-guy!" Chelsea interrupted helpfully. "And he's cool!"
"...Fufu," Maddi began quietly. "You need therapy."
"And Spiderman can swing from webs, originally not of his body's creation, can climb walls, is superstrong, has a spider sense. Batman is not techinically a super-hero at all, the Flash is super-fast, Superman is incredably strong, can see through walls, is fast, can fly, Green Lantern has an amusing ring with which he can create barriers and shoot stuff...Daredevil's got enhanced senses that come with him being blind, Blade's half-vampire, Silver Surfer's...just plain weird...Wonder Woman's got a fun lasso of justice...or truth, or something..."
Maddi motioned as if speaking into a tape recorder. "When on a roll, the Fufu will continue to rant until stopped...which could take a while."
Lauren was changing tack again. "And the Charmed Ones are witches with the powers to stop time, see the future, move things witht heir minds, the Slayer is super-strong, fast, has a heightened healing power, can sense evil, and usually dies early in life. Souled vampires have conciences and feel horribly for all the wrongs they commited.."
"Do you have a consience??" Maddi demanded from her place on the celing. "Do you feel horribly for all you hav commited by dragging us into this twisted sub-plot??"
Lauren thought for a moment, then grinned twistedly. "Nope. Not until I drag in random classmates will I feel bad...which won't be for a while...maybe." *evil cackle*
(ok, that was scary. can u tell ive been on a super-hero kick ever since that movie?? good movie, go see it, good movie, go see it!!)
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