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Date Posted: 19:09:43 05/02/03 Fri
(aw, i know what cyclops does. Remember i created the goggle theory!)
The scene changes to a nature documentury. We see Maddi, Chrissy and Chels croached behind a bush. From our bush-view we can also see a lone Fufu in a clearing.
Maddi, acting as a temporary narrator, babbles the monologue, "We now can see one of a dying out race of Fufiusgenerousalioso, or Fufu. See how her brown-colored crest feathers resemble hair? Though little is known about this rare specie it can be said that her brown plumage is used as a sort of solar panel system to conduct heat."
CHrissy continued, "The Fufu reacts with her environement cautiously at first. SHe will first be seen sniffing trees carefully, telling what type of tree sprite lives in it. If she finds a favorable one she'll start to babble about random entertaining movies or series. These include: Buffy, Charmed, X-men, Spiderman, Green Lantern, Superman..."
"The list goes on and on." Chels muttered.
"We now are witnessing a rare interactment with a human." Maddi announces as Chels is shoved into the camera's view.
"How come i have to be the human?" Chels hisses angrily at the 'hidden' Maddi and chrissy.
"Because you speak Fufu and plus, we're the narrators." Chrissy whispered back. Chels reluctantly went forward and petted Fufu's head.
"What are you doing?" Fufu asked, shooting Chels an odd look.
"This specimin exibits(sp? I know there's and H in there somewhere) anger with the human's weird greeting." Chrissy mutters into her microphone.
"Um...stroaking your head crests, erm, hair?" Chels offered uncomfortably.
"Ok...what?"
"Um...nothing."
Lauren/Fufu glanced away before noticing the packet of juicefruit in Chels' pocket, "Mmmmm! Is that Juice Fruit???"
Chels looks down at pocket, "Yes, yes i believe it is."
Maddi narrates, "The Fufu notices food and asks for some politely."
"Give me the fricken gum! It's only one piece! Just give it!" Fufu yells as the tug at the gum packet.
"Noooo! Never it's mine!" chels protests, but it's too late, lauren has the gum. Chels sinks to her knees in dispair.
"No! Don't feed the fufu!!!" Chrissy exclaims, jumping out from behind the bush, blowing their cover. fufu looks at her like a cow looks at an oncomming train before scurrying off into the forest.
Maddi and Chrissy storm out into the clearing and glare at Chels.
"What have we told you about modern food products poluting the Fufu's diet?" Maddi growled angrily.
"Eat them first?"
"NO! Never give them food!"
"Sorry? It was an accident. Honest, it was."
"There's no excuse!"
Maddi glances at the camera, "Are we still filming?"
Tara grins behind the camera and nods a 'mmmhmm'.
"Oh god! Now our show is ruined! This was live!" Chrissy yells while beating CHels over the head with a safari hat.
"Ow! I...ow! Didn't...ow! Mean to...OW!"
"Where are we going to find another rare animal?" Maddi thought aloud. Both Maddi's and Chrissy's eyes landed on Chels at the same time and grinned.
A few moments later you see Chels dressed up like one of the 5 guys from Monty Python's 1st Flying Circus.
"This is imbarrising." Chels complained.
"Shut up, you're the one who scared the fufu away, so you need to replace her."
"Just fallow the script, don't complain any more."
"Oh, alright..." chels gets down on her hands and knees grumbling about something.
"3, 2, 1 annnnnnnnd action!" Tara yells from offscreen. Chels begins to moo. And lauren is heard laughing at her from the cover of the forest.
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