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Subject: what letter was I on?

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James

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Date Posted: 05:13:26 06/04/03 Wed

Lupin threw his hands up to calm James down. "OK, first of all, who in bloody blazes is Jazzerous, Oprah, and Shrub?"

"Well," James said childishly, "Jazzerous was our headmaster-"

"DUMBLEDORE is our headmaster!"

"Oprah was a talk show host-"

"Hogwarts doesn't HAVE a talk show!"

"And Shrub was the President of the US-"

Lupin had had it then. "WHY WOULD WE HAVE THE PRESIDENT HERE? UNLESS I MISSED THE MEMO, THERE IS NO REASON FOR ANY OF THIS TO HAPPEN! YOUR LOOSING IT POTTER, REALLY LOOSING IT! NOW GET IT THROUGH THAT THICK SKULL OF YOURS THAT THIS IS NOT A DREAM AND WE ARE NOT CONTROLLED BY EDITORS!!!! GRAH!" he sighed heavily. "OK, anyone else want to rant?"

sirius and Peter shook their heads. "I think you out did us in that department," Sirius laughed.

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