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Subject: merlin

Author:
Peter

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Date Posted: 04:16:58 06/06/03 Fri

"Grah is a very interesting sounds effect." Chels commented from above. Somehow it echoed down into their compartment, James went plane nuts.
"Caw! Caw! They're after us! Hide! Run! Flee my pilgrim friends! I will slay this beast!" He yelled phsycotically.
The others had huddled in the opposite corned, hoping that three feet would be a safe distance away from the raving lunatic who had once been Prongs.
Hogwarts was beautiful as always. It symbolized every aspect of the craving for knowledge. The boy, minus James, couldn't help but be taken aback by how it rose above the trees mejestically.
This moment was short lived, for James soon began to yell, "They're comming! Run! Run! Hurry!!!"
He completely freaked a herd of 1st year girls, who stampeded towards the lake, screaming in their shrill little girl voices.
"Bloody Hell, James!" Lupin cursed, planting his hands firmly over his ears.
"You should run too! Go far away where they cannot find them. No even better, go to America, hunt them down! Destroy them! All of them! And their little teacher too!" James was foaming at the mouth.
--*&@#($@))))(#$^!@#^#*@*&!~()*$#_
The great hall was decked out in it's finest decorations and the ceiling showed the mystic dark blue of the sky, spotted with hundreds of twinkling stars. The food was scruptious and it refilled itself onto each student's plate.
Meanwhile James was in his grimy padded cell deep within the bowels of the castle. He sat in his tight-fitting straight jacket grinning and every so often babbling incoherently. His eyes were wide and showed that he hadn't slept in quite some time, and his messed up hair gave him the proper affect of insanity.

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