Shrub! AHHH! -- Our Marauder Spoof

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Subject: Shrub! AHHH!

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James

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Date Posted: 06:05:02 03/22/03 Sat

"If you don't let me go," Shrub yelled at the knights, "I'll decalare war on you!"

The Knight scoffed, his little minions coppying him repeatedly. He shushed them. "You and what army?" he demanded dragging Shrub into the woods behind him.

"True, my military is in Iraq right now," Shrub thought as he was dragged away from the marauders for ever.

"I'm never going to America again," James said as he pulled up the now concious Lily from the ground. Everyone else was trying to clean off the goo.

Sirius looked confused for a moment. He was staring at the entrance. "Umm, guys?"

"What?" Asked Remus.

"I just remembered. We're still inside the school." Sirius was trying to look clam.

"So what?" said Peter. "At least we're rid of shrub for good." He hung his head, realizing his treat was no longer here for him to munch on.

"Well, not if they can help it." Sirius pointed at the foggy passage.

There stood an angry mob of American students, all looking shocked and ready to kill the boys.

"You just ate, and then shipped away our president! And you insulted him!" All of the sudden their expression change to glee. They ran up and hugged each of the kids, who looked dunbfounded. "We love you all! Thank you! Now..." They broke off, their expressions changing back to angry again. "Now we're going to have Chaney as our President! Thats just as bad!" They lunged at the marauders, cying out a battle cry. "AYI! AYI! AYI! AYI! AYI!" (we need some bit of tara in here)

"AHHH! From one monster to the other!" screamed James. The boys took off down the hall, practically dragging Lily and Cara, who were still trying to recover from that first monster.

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