| Subject: >:) This is what i was going to post last night |
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Date Posted: 08:18:46 03/22/03 Sat
(ok, this was what i attempted to post last night, but it didn't work. So i'm posting this now...if i doesnt work disregard this, ok?)The group, minus James and the fainted Lilly, turned in shock at James' words.
"How inntollerable you are James." Peter muttered.
"A sinner you are." Lupin muttered.
"We demand another SHRUB. Only this one needs to be a little bit less dense. And not too expensive." the knight again ordered.
"What for?" the disgruntled James yelled.
The knights gasped, "For what? You dare to question the superior power of the KNIGHTS WHO SAY NIII?"
The cowwering Peter winced at the booming voice of the giant Knight.
"Yeah, what's so superior?" James inquired.
"We say NIII." the knight replied bluntly and Sirius, Peter, Lupin, and Cara bounced up and down repeating 'ni, ni, ni, ni'
"So? I can say that too." James tries unsuccessfully to say 'ni' and the others snicker.
"NI is an ancient art, unfortunately lost on your generation....But you must bow before me now! Or i will be forced to say NI!" the knight boomed and the others started to bounce again, "No, not now. See you've ruined my dramatic affect." he grumbled.
"Sorry master-erm." Lupin muttered, but then realised his slip as the tall knight glared at him. Everything goes very quiet.
"What are you keeping from me?" James asked, but there was no answer. "Tell me! There is a consperacy here, and i intend to find this out!"
"There is only one thing we can do now my pupils, brainwash him!" the head knight concluded. And James was promptly tied to a chair.
"Help me! Why are you incurraging this raving lunatic, help me Sirius!" James screamed. But his cries for help were not answered.
"Sorry old chap, but they use fun words." Sirius appologized.
"What? Aren't my words fun enough for you?" James asked. And music from some popular Spanish TV drama-soup opera plays in the background. Sirius turns his head away ashamed.
"Your-your words no longer do for me what they once did." Sirius replied.
"What?! Bu-but how? How did we lose the words, SIrius, how?" James pleaded, his eyes full of hurt.
"St-stop doing this to me! Stop this! I'm not going to take your abuse any more, James. I've found a group of people who have interesting words and don't judge me. My sapport group has help me see how very wrong i had been to join up with you." Sirius answered, still not turning to face James.
The tall knight sweeps in, "Can't you just stop badgering the man? Can't you see he's been through enough pain already? This is his time to heal, not hurt."
"Power to the people!" Lupin cried.
"You said it brother!" Peter agreed and suddenly they all are in cheap hippie outfits and start singing a chorus of "This Land Is Your Land, This Land Is My Land..." as they sway catchily from side to side. The furry monster holds up his lighter and sways along from his seat behind James, a tear in his eye. As soon as this song has finished they go right into the CHICKEN SONG!
They dance and do the motions. James soon finds himself flapping along with them.
"Can't stop...too...catchy." James tries to stop himself, but it's impossible.
(ha, now you just try not using the word IT in your dialogue!)
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