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Date Posted: Wed, Apr 21 2004, 23:11:21
Author: T.E.O.W.
Subject: Wet mess of a LOTR fic: Elrond has twin-Sue nieces.

Okay, it's more pathetic than truly godawful, but what the hell it's a badfic and anything's more fun than the damn monster bitchfest thread.

<a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1821128">http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1821128</a>
"Cousins of Rivendell repost" is the catchy title.

Some snippets:

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Elrond has a sister that doesn't like him or Thranduil very much. Well Saria has two daughters, Emerald and Emeral, they were twins, and a son Eltros. Well Elrond goes walking through the forest with his long time friend King Thranduil of Mirkwood and guess who they met in an orc battle.

"Emerald slow down we aren't in any hurry here."Eltros complained after falling out of the tree for the third time."I am not Emerald, Eltros. I am Emeral. Get it right for once, and no I will not slow down, it will take us longer to get to Rohan and deliver this message if we slow down, so quit complaining. We're supposed to meet Emerald at the river by Rivendell, you can rest there."Emeral replied harshly.

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" Well Elrond I have to hand it to you. sending the Twins ,Legolas, and Estel on a search for some orcs, did get them out of our hair for the day."Thranduil, King of Mirkwood, said with amusement. Though we will be paying for it tomorrow... move!!!" they ducked out of the way as an orc arrow barely missed them.

"Yahhhhhhhhhh. Attack the elves" Thranduil and Elrond both drew their swords ready to fight, but to their surprise, a girl shot straight past them and took out ten orcs in one strike, causing the orcs to pull back in alarm."Oh will you shut up! sheesh, and I thought your singing was bad Eltros. " the girl that shot past them commented.

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"Oh dear, mother isn't going to like this. "said one of the twins. "Why" inquired Thrandail."Mainly because she still hasn't gotten over what you two did to her 2,346 years ago," answer Eltros, "our mother is Saria of the Saffron and Lady of Rivendell. "You mean you’re my nieces and nephew. Your right this can't be good. Its like the saying goes, Mordor hath no wrath like a woman's scorn.""

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Elronds Nick and nephew are in rivendell.

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