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Date Posted: Thu, Apr 22 2004, 16:34:04
Author: Flamin' June
Subject: Cripes...
In reply to: T.E.O.W. 's message, "Wet mess of a LOTR fic: Elrond has twin-Sue nieces." on Wed, Apr 21 2004, 23:11:21

><a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1821128">http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1821128</a>
>"Cousins of Rivendell repost" is the catchy title.

Hark, what is that sound I hear? Ah, 'tis my troll alarm.

> "Yahhhhhhhhhh. Attack the elves" Thranduil and
>Elrond both drew their swords ready to fight, but to
>their surprise, a girl shot straight past them and
>took out ten orcs in one strike, causing the orcs to
>pull back in alarm."Oh will you shut up! sheesh, and I
>thought your singing was bad Eltros. " the girl that
>shot past them commented.

Outrageous Mary-Sue - check
Elves using modern slang - check
Petty bickering passing for comedy - check
"This is my first fic so be nice" comment by the author - check
Fan-girly review(s) - check
Flamin' June thinking, "NO-ONE could SERIOUSLY write this, surely...?" - check

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  • What kind of sadist would name their twins Emerald and Emeral? (NT) -- Non-Sock Puppet, Thu, Apr 22 2004, 17:03:33



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