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Date Posted: Sat, Nov 08 2003, 17:31:17
Author: AC
Subject: More tantrums at ff.net

A couple of truly mature writers have popped up and I just had to share.

First up is the story <a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1588094">The Hatred of STEVE!</a>, about a family the author doesn't like in real life. So she decided to write something about them and post it on the internet. I hope the neighbors find it and know a good lawyer.

Next up is <a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1585444">Untitled</a>, a fairly pedestrian story except the summary reads: <i>ATTENTION: THIS IS NOT A PIRATES OF THE CARRIBBEAN FIC! IT IS A SCREENPLAY! ff.net people are pooheads! real summary inside. please read!</i> The story is posted under Screenplays but isn't a screenplay, so it was removed for abuse. So what's she do? Rants in her <a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=458873">bio</a> and reposts it under Screenplays, then deletes any negative reviews.

And <a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1591824">this story</a> is the exact duplicate of <a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1571406">this previously mentioned godawful piece of crap</a>, except they created a new user so they could post it twice, again under Screenplays. I guess they were hoping if they kept posting it over and over they'd get more reviews.

Brats. And they're bad writers to boot.

AC

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Replies:

*Shakes head* I shoot paint balls at the neighbors that are mean to me :P It never occured to me to write bad fan fics about them. (NT) -- Snorkle, Sat, Nov 08 2003, 17:55:09
Wow... I rarely see so much crap in one place. -- Heywood, Sat, Nov 08 2003, 18:17:24
- A giant flame usually stops them in thier tracks...or makes them really mad then you'll be at the mercy of that infection. *Scratches leg* CRAP!1! (NT) -- Snorkle, Sat, Nov 08 2003, 18:24:45
  - Quick - if everyone flames Heywood quickly enough it'll cauterize the wound and stop the infection from spreading! IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT'S RIGHT, EVERYONE FLAME HEYWOOD'S LEG!!! (NT) -- T.E.O.W., Sat, Nov 08 2003, 20:56:11
- We must ACT! Everyone spork Heywood! (NT) -- shadeshark, Sat, Nov 08 2003, 19:37:38
  - Backs away from crazy spork people. *Hides leg* o no itss srpeading rnu 4 ur lifes!!11! (NT) -- Snorkle, Sat, Nov 08 2003, 19:44:52
    - Did anyone ever welcome you here, Snorkle? I think you've passed the cermonial de-bagging(NT) (NT) -- Doc Filth, Sat, Nov 08 2003, 19:52:53
    - -welcomes Snorkle. Offers him/her some Crunchy Frog- (NT) -- The Sofa Of Death, Sat, Nov 08 2003, 22:25:00
      - *SHE takes Crunchy Frog with many thanks* He he, I just got back from an e-mail from a review I left, I need something to get rid of the rage. *Bites and regrets* (NT) -- Snorkle, Sat, Nov 08 2003, 22:40:52
        Mmm.... frog. Hehe. I'm just watching the lunar eclipse- anyone else watching it, just out of interest? (NT) -- The Sofa Of Death, Sat, Nov 08 2003, 22:54:02
        Nope, I don't think you can see it from here. I'm just too lazy to go outside and check. Huh, I live in a place where frog legs are eaten as a regular thing, but I don't like frogs...I'm wierd. (NT) -- Snorkle, Sat, Nov 08 2003, 23:03:56
        He he he, I just got a Sue writter to admit she was wrong! I deserve a friggin ice cream! (NT) -- Snorkle, Sat, Nov 08 2003, 23:09:44
        -cheers- woohoo! That deserves some *special* ice cream. -gives special ice cream- Now that's something you don't see every day... (NT) -- The Sofa Of Death, Sun, Nov 09 2003, 11:36:33
        How'd you do that?! Please tell! (NT) -- Cyndy, Sun, Nov 09 2003, 14:33:25
  - Quiet Historian delurking momentarily in defense of Heywood -- quiet historian, Sat, Nov 08 2003, 20:04:27
    - It's a choice between Heywood--HEYWOOD, mind you--and the good of the entire GAFF board. Simple, really. -- Nimbrethil, Sat, Nov 08 2003, 20:26:07
      - (wines) -- Heywood, Sat, Nov 08 2003, 23:31:13
        *steals wine and auctions it off on Ebay!* (NT) -- shadeshark, Sun, Nov 09 2003, 12:33:53
- my elg fills funy. . .ne1 got nething i cna use 2 maek it beter (NT) -- Wandering Namek, Sat, Nov 08 2003, 21:00:04
  - Call a priest! We may be able to exorcise him! (N/T) (NT) -- AC, Sat, Nov 08 2003, 22:09:43
    - BRING FORTH THE HOLY WATER! .... no holy water? Oh damn. Okay. BRING FORTH THE HOLY HAND GRENADE! (N/T) (NT) -- The Sofa Of Death (four is the number that ye shall count. Five is way out.), Sat, Nov 08 2003, 22:23:04
      - AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *head spins and bad grammar spews from his mouth* (NT) -- Wandering Namek, Sun, Nov 09 2003, 5:43:17
        Yep. I knew that was coming. -- shadeshark, Sun, Nov 09 2003, 12:39:26
        Raaaaaawr!!!!!111!!11!!!!!!! -- Heywood, Sun, Nov 09 2003, 13:07:49
        *sighs* the sky is blue, the grass is green. . .* -- shadeshark, Sun, Nov 09 2003, 13:12:07
        What u say? -- Heywood, Sun, Nov 09 2003, 13:31:49
        My evil plan is come to fruition! -- shadeshark, Sun, Nov 09 2003, 17:07:58
        *GROWS TO GIGANTIC PROPORTIONS AND BEGINS SPEWING RADIOACTIVE BADFIC RAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111* -- Wandering Namek's screen reader, Sun, Nov 09 2003, 18:40:35
        My plans suck. -- shadeshark, Mon, Nov 10 2003, 1:59:52
        Re: My plans suck. -- Heywood, Mon, Nov 10 2003, 4:03:40
        *Eats everyone within range* (NT) -- Wandering Namek's screen reader, Mon, Nov 10 2003, 4:17:11
Re: More tantrums at ff.net -- Architeuthis, Sat, Nov 08 2003, 20:48:57
Sporking is dangerous you put someone's eye out! Here, use this pointy stick they're much safer. (NT) -- Snorkle, Sat, Nov 08 2003, 21:36:52
I got a review from the author of "Hatred of Steve"! -- Heywood, Sun, Nov 09 2003, 16:45:52
- LOL, Sorry just getting over that 'your a bad person for saying the truth' thing. Even though she posted a bad fan fic trying to mean to her neighbor. -- Snorkle, Sun, Nov 09 2003, 17:09:36
- The condensed version: "Flames are baaaad and people who write them are losers - unless *I* wrote them". (NT) -- T.E.O.W., Sun, Nov 09 2003, 17:30:33
  - Hatred of Steve is not found (NT) -- Snorkle, who read it already, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 19:26:57

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