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Date Posted: 21:38:55 05/19/02 Sun
Author: Blakey
Author Host/IP: 216.148.246.70
Subject: Joke

This Scot called Jock is having a bad time (divorce and lost his job) so decides to look down London for some work. Anyway he ends up working on a building site with a couple of Irishmen. (Paddy and Mick) They get on well and get pissed every night. Every night goign home later and later. One day they return home at 5am so obviously go to work still hammered. Jock was seen accidently falling off a steel beam and died. When the police asked Paddy and Mick if he had any family, they replied "no" so they asked if he had any identification-Paddy replied "yeah he has two bums" Shocked, the policeman asks how he knew this to which Paddy replies.... "well everytime we walked in the pub with Jock-the bar lady would say "here comes Jock with the two arseholes!""

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[> Glad to see King Tuttankamun or some ameoba created at time fo the big bang hasnt replied. -- Blakey, 10:12:08 05/20/02 Mon (64.0.99.233)


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[> [> That's because he's asleep. -- The grandfather of the amoeba generated merely milliseconds after the Big Bang, 10:15:20 05/20/02 Mon (212.23.11.251)


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