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Date Posted: 10:29:07 05/20/02 Mon
Author: Blakey
Author Host/IP: 64.0.99.233
Subject: Another Joke

My gran told me these yesterday. (quite funny for her)

Bloke walks into a pet shop looking for something a bit different. The pet shop owner says "well we have snakes, scorpians, and spiders" The bloke says "nah they arent different enough" Oh repleis the pet shop owner "we have a south african centipede which does all the housework for you" The bloke happily pays the £250 and takes the centipede home. A week later the house is as clean as it could be but the bloke finds his newspaper hasnt arrived. He asks the centipede if he will nip to the conrer shop to get a newspaper and a pint of milk while he has a bath. The centipede says yes and the bloke goes for his bath. Anyway 15mins later the bloke walks downstairs and the centipede is still there! "Why u still here asks the bloke?" the centipede replies...."Let me get my bloody boots on!!!"

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[> "...he's still putting his boots on!" -- Spike Milligan in BBC ad, 10:30:21 05/20/02 Mon (193.133.143.241)


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[> A variant of the footballing centipede joke ? -- BG, 10:32:43 05/20/02 Mon (195.195.249.9)


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