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Infirmary cure

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Deyna ML

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Date Posted: 23:31:08 12/03/05 Sat

CURE FOR STRAWBERRY FEVER
Symptoms:They vary.For hogs,squirrels,and vermin,we get a irrational fear of
strawberries.For otters,moles, and mice,you love them like your own child.For
the rest of you,well,it depends.Everybody that has caught the fever is found
with strawberries every day, no matter fear or love of them.
Cure:Mash strawberries in one bowl,and blackberries in another.Switch them
every 5 seconds in front of the victim.Depending on how heavy the symptoms are,do this 5-10 times.Then pour the blackberries into the strawberries,and hold this in front of the victim.

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