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Remedies
Remedies
**You walk over to a large book and flick through the pages and realise that this is where you write your remedies for illnesses. You look up and a dibbun speaks to you** Write your remedy in the book and then I'll give you chestnuts. But don't forget to give your name and dorm.
Subject: Thorns of the Pricklybush


Author:
Riverrose
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Date Posted: 23:53:23 10/03/05 Mon
Dorm: Bad Babes

The Pricklybush is a type of nettle that's thorns are a shade of violet. It has a long scientific name that means poisionous rose. If you ever have the misfortune to get stung, you will realize that where the Pricklybush hit you, it has turned pinkish purple with a tint of green. An Abbeybeast needs to report to the infirmary as soon as he/she sees these signs. Pricklybushes are poisonous.
Pricklybushes should be treated with a bowl of nettle broth mixed with minced thyme. The ingury should be weighted down with a dressing of regular healing herbs. DO NOT INCLUDE ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH ITCHING! IT WILL MAKE IT WORSE!
Once the wound has been in the dressing for exactly three days, an hour, and thirteen minutes, remove it carefully and try to get the thorn out. Anything done before this time will make the wound worse.
Make sure the patient doesn't move the injured part until the greenish tint is gone from the wound. It should be a dark purple when this happens.
Subject: cure!!


Author:
moonbrook and treeshine of II
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Date Posted: 14:31:23 10/03/05 Mon
Cure for lonliness
Go to the buddy board and post there! Ice cream helps too!

Cure for boredom
raid kitchens, do activities, climb a tree... we could go on forever an' a day!
Subject: Cures


Author:
Follis Mudface
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Date Posted: 16:55:54 09/30/05 Fri
newbies dorm

cure for sneezes: get youen mucher rest und put thoi face in tho ground

cure for ugglieness: Putten basket ova your ugly facen stay in dem dark shadowers

cure for sunlight: dig much deep holen the crawl on in

cure for bedtime: Pillowfight intill youin fall over

cure for cut: put muchen mud and dock leaves on dem wound and eaten many o tem candy chestnutters
Subject: A Cure for the bathtime blues


Author:
Crocus & Cregga in II
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Date Posted: 16:25:17 09/30/05 Fri
Here is a cure for the bath time blues. What you need.
A puddle , some dirt, a jar of honey.

After getting baffed you should put a jar of honey on yourself. Then roll in the dirt. after that jum in the puddle you will feel better.
Subject: Reminders


Author:
Storm
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Date Posted: 22:17:39 09/25/05 Sun
**Storm flips to a new page and starts to write in big letters.**
1. YOUR DORM!!! Please put your dorm!
2.Your name!
3. Your cure which you put in the message box, not in the message subject box.
Thank you very much for your wonderful cures!Thank you for reading this,
~Storm G.~
Subject: Cure for hiccups


Author:
Summer Rain
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Date Posted: 19:47:59 09/24/05 Sat
A really good way to cure the hiccups is to take a drink of water, stand on your head, and swallow. the hiccups should go away.
Subject: Simple cure for sleeping,,,,,


Author:
Ranlawe
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Date Posted: 16:49:05 09/24/05 Sat
Fill a tub up with ice cold water, then another with burning hot water... First, jump in the burning hot water, then jump into the the cold water for 15 seconds. After after, eat alot of sugar and coke!!!!
Subject: cure for sunburn


Author:
Hazel
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Date Posted: 02:18:26 09/24/05 Sat
Naughty Knot

Stay indoors
Get lotsa sleep
Have tons of water
wait
Subject: New Cure!!!


Author:
Sapheronatora
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Date Posted: 03:54:34 09/23/05 Fri
The cure for hicups:
1.Eat a spoonful of sugar
2.Get realy scared
3.Pinch and rub your earlobes at the same time (Rubb them hard
3.Sneeze, cough, or hold your breath
Subject: cure for bad beath i'm in ss sorry i pressed enter me's be clumsy what you need: a shouvel a lot of mint. first put the mint on the shouvel then shouvel it into there mouth and make e'm chew simple


Author:
seastar&sharpestripe
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Date Posted: 20:07:48 09/22/05 Thu
Subject: cure for bad breath i'm in slipery sneaks


Author:
seastar&sharpestripe
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Date Posted: 20:04:18 09/22/05 Thu
Subject: Cure for traintitanik.


Author:
Ginky
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Date Posted: 01:21:37 09/22/05 Thu
this iv the worst one ever,
this is what happens,
you start to go 'chuga chuga wuga tweeet.'
this the cure, you get a club an' wack their nose 5,000 times and if that dosint work eat 50 trains.



dats good isint it????????
Subject: Cure for Boredom


Author:
Rimrose Crocus & Cregga wetpaw of irresistable Imps
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Date Posted: 14:40:09 09/19/05 Mon
Cure for boredom
What you need.
Six candied chessnuts
A long stick
some string

What You do.
attach the String ( In six pieces ) to the Pole
Attach the Candied chessnuts to the string
Go to the sencond floor
hang the candied chessnuts out the window
Wait
Wait
Wait for dibbuns to come along & kepp the candied chessnuts out of their reach.
Subject: Reminders


Author:
Storm
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Date Posted: 13:04:01 09/18/05 Sun
**Storm flips a page in the infrimary book for the start of the new week. She starts to write something down in a quick busy-like manner. After a few mintures of the sound of the scratching of a quill, she stops.** Good that be done! **You lean closer to see what she wrote.**
REMINDERS-
1. Pwease put your NAME! Put it in the NAME box.
2. Pwease put your DORM NAME!!! Put it next to your name. I will be mad if there will be no name, me might bring Ma Mellus!
3. Your cure(s). Try not to post the same message twice!
Thankee kindly-
~Storm G.~
Subject: Cures for just about anything


Author:
Swiveltail and Co.
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Date Posted: 02:22:41 09/18/05 Sun
Cure for being chased by an angry swarm of bees:
Requirements: A lake
Remedy: Go jump in a lake (no, really)

Cure for bee stings:
Requirements: bankmud and dock leaves
Remedy: Slap bankmud on it and wrap it in dockleaves.

Cures for Frustration:
Requirements: a pillow
Remedy:
(1.)Hurt somebody
(2.)Throw your pillow out the window

Cure for Boredom:
Requirements: a lake
Remedy: jump off a window into the pond with no parachute(has't been tested yet)

Cure for Glumness:
Requirements: a feather
Remedy: take a feather and tickle yourself silly (hasn't been tested on animals yet....hey wait a minute....)
Subject: Green because your stomach hurts? Have a hare that's too hungry beside you? Need to stop a scratch from bleeding? Here are the cures you need.


Author:
Cetera, a Wicked Wastrel
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Date Posted: 21:46:16 09/14/05 Wed
For Greeness, caused by Stomachache:
Drink a bit of ginger-mint tea or chew on a pawful of ginger or mint.

For Hungry hares(or Vermin): (WARNING: May cause nausea. Make sure hare is not ravenous, or he/she may become sick. May endanger healer with perilous, angry hare.)
Combine the yuckiest food or drink you can think of with mud and place one live worm in side. Offer to hare. If hare attempts to eat it, he will 1) Discover the worm when it wriggles, 2) Pay no attention to it. If he does this, wait a moment, but not until he swallows it, and tell him there's a worm in the food. If he doesn't try to eat it, throw it away. By now, the hare should be sufficiently "Eww!-ed" to stop eating.

How to stop Bleeding:
1. Find a clean, smooth leaf of a non-poisonous plant.
2. Pick leaf.
3. Place leaf on bleeding scratch and apply pressure.
Repeat all steps if it is not successful the first time.
Subject: Cure for hungafungamitis fever


Author:
Gruckford Nimletoes (rambling rascals)
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Date Posted: 21:36:33 09/13/05 Tue
Hungafungamitis fever is a howwibible diseasey. It makes a dibbuns fur turn blue and makes you start sprouting mushrooms out of your head.
so here's de cure,
squeeze lemon juice into de patients ayes and then make dem sniff ammonia. If dat doesn't work, stangle them until they can't breath and then pull aww de hairs out ob deir head.

how's that cure? huh? huh? huh?
Subject: Cure for selective hearing


Author:
Chloette Grey-ears
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Date Posted: 19:10:52 09/13/05 Tue
When a small dibbun has selective hearing they often are unable to hear things they are being told. To cure this simply Do not give him the words he likes to hears{ such as Candied Chestnuts} and answer his questions in the fewest words possibale after a few days of this try and see if his hearing has expanded {try "Go wash your hand"} Many Dibbuns have selective hearing to these words, But they are the first words to become hearable. I am in II sorry there are two messages
Subject: Cure for selective hearing


Author:
Chloette Grey-ears
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Date Posted: 19:09:40 09/13/05 Tue
When a small dibbun has selective hearing they often are unable to hear things they are being told. To cure this simply Do not give him the words he likes to hears{ such as Candied Chestnuts} and answer his questions in the fewest words possibale after a few days of this try and see if his hearing has expanded {try "Go wash your hand"} Many Dibbuns have selective hearing to these words, But they are the first words to become hearable
Subject: Reminders


Author:
Storm
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Date Posted: 02:13:02 09/13/05 Tue
Ok then, weekly reminders!**Hears the moans in the background and glares at everyone.**
1. Remember your dibbun name! No credit if you have no name!
2. Remember your DORM! Yes, YOUR DORM!!!!!!! Please!
3. If you are in the NEWBIES DORM(you just joined dab and don't have a dorm) put Newbies Dorm with your name. Then I know to check there to see which dorm you are in.
4. Remember your cure! :D If you have two cures, put them both in the same post.
Thank you for your wonderful cures and your time,
~Storm G.~
Subject: Cure for hives


Author:
Chloette Grey-ears
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Date Posted: 21:47:13 09/12/05 Mon
To cure the icty case of hive simply Put some Ice into a bag and quickly put it on hive and the itching will stop within 6 minutes
Subject: Cure for a sword stab. (this only works if the patint has only been wounded for a few minutes)


Author:
Alfano
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Date Posted: 17:40:08 09/12/05 Mon
First you will need some sea salt a knife and a fire. Ok first you pour a half cup of sea salt down the wound (sea salt helps clean wounds) then you take the knife and put it in the fire till it turns RED hot then you hold it down on the wound and smother it wait till the skin has melted back into place then let it heal. (this is may be very painful and is a real treatment). My dorm is LL.
Subject: Cure for a sword stab. (this only works if the patint has only been wounded for a few minutes)


Author:
Alfano
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Date Posted: 17:38:53 09/12/05 Mon
First you will need some sea salt a knife and a fire. Ok first you pour a half cup of sea salt down the wound (sea salt helps clean wounds) then you take the knife and put it in the fire till it turns RED hot then you hold it down on the wound and smother it wait till the skin has melted back into place then let it heal. (this is may be very painful and is a real treatment).
Subject: Cures


Author:
Kuunvarjo Kultaturkki
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Date Posted: 19:09:52 09/10/05 Sat
Cure for unhyper dibbuns:
Take sugar, honey and chockolate.Mix them with hot water or hot milk.Drink it and you`ll be very hyper !!

Cure for boredom:
1)Go to the kitchens and hide somewhere.2)Wait there until an elder comes to make food.3)Scare the elder and start from 1) again as many times as you like to.

Another cure for boredom:
1)Go out.2)Jump to the pond.3)Roll around in mud until you are dirty.4)Run for your life, because Ma Mellus is coming to take you to bath !!

Kuunvarjo Kultaturkki, Wicked Wastrels
Subject: Dorm


Author:
Alfano
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Date Posted: 17:47:32 09/07/05 Wed
Ok I had the post for the arow wound and I forgot to give my dorm name so here it is LL.
Subject: Cure for a sad, lonly dibbun


Author:
Stream Sureflight
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Date Posted: 21:08:09 09/04/05 Sun
You have to give the sad dibbun lotsa strawberry fizz and candy chestnuts.Then you put on a funny show for them(and you can even mess up in some areas to make it funnier, but dont mess up too much or else it isn't funny any more)(it wouldnt hurt if you acidentally messed up, either).
Subject: Cures


Author:
Perigordia and Brackenclaw of NK
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Date Posted: 21:17:51 09/03/05 Sat
Cure for ingrown pawclaw
Pull it out.
If painful, get a pretty maid to hold your paw. that should make you feel better

Cure for headache

Stop thinking and go to sleep
Subject: New cure for arow wound.


Author:
Alfano
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Date Posted: 03:48:22 09/03/05 Sat
Just pore salt & garlic is all it takes. Then rub.
Subject: Cure for snake bite


Author:
Snowfwirl Whitefur, Newbies
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Date Posted: 00:55:13 09/02/05 Fri
To cure a bite from a snake you..

1. lay the victim down
2. wash the bite in rosewater
3. get dockleaves and mud and combine them with nettles and mint
4. feed the victim scones and October ale for three day until better

Do this fast or the bite might get infected
Subject: Reminders


Author:
Storm
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Date Posted: 14:03:05 08/30/05 Tue
Great, wonderful cures! Keep them up!
Remember-
1. Your dorm name( if you do not have a dorm yet, put Newbie Dorm)
2. Your dibbun name!
3. Your cure( well I hope you would remember that)! :-)
Thank you again for these wonderful cures and your time,
Storm
Subject: I forgot


Author:
Alfano
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Date Posted: 22:36:40 08/29/05 Mon
Sory I forgot to put my dorm name its LL. I had a cure for dryditch feaver.
Subject: Cure for Drydittch feaver.


Author:
Alfano
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Date Posted: 22:35:04 08/29/05 Mon
Ok so you got dryditch feaver. Well I know how to cure you. Ha but Iam not going to tell you unless you pay me HaHaHa! Iam just kiding Iam realy a nice guy. Ok here you go. Youll need vinagar and mud. Ok just pore the entire bottle of vinagar down youre throat. Then rub the mud on youre forehead. Keep dooing this for four days. Well theair you go a cure for dryditch feaver.
Subject: Cure for Drydittch feaver.


Author:
Alfano
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Date Posted: 22:33:23 08/29/05 Mon
Ok so you got dryditch feaver. Well I know how to cure you. Ha but Iam not going to tell you unless you pay me HaHaHa! Iam just kiding Iam realy a nice guy. Ok here you go. Youll need vinagar and mud. Ok just pore the entire bottle of vinagar down youre throat. Then rub the mud on youre forehead. Keep dooing this for four days. Well theair you go a cure for dryditch feaver.
Subject: Cure for a Sore Throat


Author:
Hermione Oakpaws (Newbie Dorm)
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Date Posted: 02:14:05 08/28/05 Sun
Ingriedients:
1. Water
2. Three pinches of salt

Directions:
1. Pour water into a cup or goblet
2. Add salt
3. Stir for fifteen seconds
4. Gargle for ten seconds, then spit it all out.
Subject: To stop a nosebleed


Author:
Songrose Moonsword of Clever Clan
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Date Posted: 23:02:57 08/26/05 Fri
Here are some ideas......
1) Hold some fresh bay leaves to your nose
2) Clamp your nose shut and lift your head up.
3) When the bleeding has stopped for the most part, soak a tissue in witch hazel water (a hemostatic- stops bleeding) and hold that to your nose
Subject: Cure for sleepyness (instant hyperness)


Author:
Vrie, Newbie dorm
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Date Posted: 17:27:55 08/25/05 Thu
Ingredients: as much junk food as you can find, some pineapple (aids digestion), a lot of sugar, fizz, cordial.

Crush all the junk food and pineapple into little pieces. Pour everything into a bowl, and sample everything as you put it in. Stir it all together until it's mostly all blended together. Eat it until you start to shake. (but don't give yourself a tummy-ache, because with all that sugar you couldn't possibly sleep it off.) Store the leftovers in a cool, dry place. (That corner in the cellars is a good idea.)
Subject: Cure for tummy-ache


Author:
Vrie, Newbie dorm
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Date Posted: 17:19:25 08/25/05 Thu
Tummy-aches are a miserable feeling in the abdomen, often caused by the excess consumation of foods with high sugar content. Follow these simple steps to a full and swift recovery:
Translation:
Your stomach hurts because you ate too much junk food. Do this and you'll feel better:

Ingredients: Several slices of pineapple, a blanket, cold mint tea, a good pillow, a sheet (optional)

Go to the bathroom. (sounds silly, but it's a good idea)
Spread the blanket in the sun on the abbey lawn or in the shade of the orchard, whichever you prefer. Put the pillow on one end of the blanket. Eat the pineapple and tea slowly. (Pineapple aids digestion, and the tea is just refreshing.)
Stretch out on the blanket with your head on the pillow, and put the sheet over you if you want.
Sleep until you feel better.
Subject: Cure for Mosquito bites, Bee stings, etc.


Author:
Vrie, Newbie Dorm
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Date Posted: 16:58:12 08/25/05 Thu
Ingredients: 1 large mud hole, 1 keg of Strawberry Fizz, 1 enormous bowl of ice cream (preferably chocolate), 1 large cake.

Roll in the mudhole until you are thoroughly caked in mud. This helps relieve itching and stinging. Shove the other stuff in your mouth at your leisure. This makes you hyper and gives you energy to escape the Elders that want to bathe the mud off of you.
Subject: Cure For Dryditch Fever


Author:
Riverwyte
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Date Posted: 16:23:15 08/25/05 Thu
Go north and follow the path. If you see crows make sure that they dont see you. If you happen to meet a falcon be very kind to him and then the leader of their group might help you out. Scale the mountain in the north until you get to the top where the eagles nest is. Make sure you go unarmed and call the eagle King or Your Magesty. Ask him kindly for the Flowers of Icetor and hope that he will give them to you. If not you might need to threaten to fight him and not be scared by him. He might then give them to you, or he might eat you. If you do get the Flowers of Icetor, crush them up in a pestle and mortar. Administer them evenly to all the beasts with the dryditch fever by sprinkling them in their food or drink.
Subject: Cure for headache


Author:
Songrose Moonsword of Newbies Clan
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Date Posted: 23:23:16 08/24/05 Wed
(This is Whisp Candyrose's alt (hehehe notice I like roses) Anyway, Tangle hasn't given me a dorm yet, but I THINK she's going to be in Clever Clan like Whispy)
1)Rub your forehead, right above the temples, with your paws (IRL thumbs) They should line up with the middle of your eyebrows. This usually makes a headached lessen

2)Take a cold bath, not scalding as that will make it worse
Subject: Da cure for isomnia!


Author:
Whisp Candyrose of Clever Clan
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Date Posted: 22:07:25 08/23/05 Tue
Get some-
Jasmine
Lavender
Rose
Hot water
Heat the water up until it is steaming hot. Put in a bowl (not metal, not glass) and pour the herbs into it. When it starts to vaporize, it will smell delicious. Take a sniff (or two or three) and then you should be feeling sleepy. You can also make a tea for this by putting the herbs in a small cloth bag and setting this in the water. To bottle the water, just use a higher concentration of herbs and keep in a dark, dry place for about a month until it becomes very powerful. This can then be used any time you can't get to sleep. And some chocolate never hurt for sleepiness. ;)
Subject: *Sorry I forgot to tell you my dorm!


Author:
Hazel ( dorm naughty knot )
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Date Posted: 22:30:16 08/22/05 Mon
Hazel is in Naughty Knot!

my cures were for bugs and hunger and are right be low this post!
Subject: Cures


Author:
Hazel
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Date Posted: 22:26:54 08/22/05 Mon
cure for hunger: eat all of the cake you con find then hide before the Abbot finds you!


cure for bugs: role all around in the mud so that the bugs can't get to your skin. There might be some side affects like being chased by an elder thatis holding a bar of soap!
Subject: Cure for the Common Cold


Author:
Onyx StreamKlutch of the laughing lot
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Date Posted: 20:22:18 08/21/05 Sun
Cure for the Common Cold

3 teaspons of hotroot pepper
1 cup of water


mix ingredients and swallow, you'll be warm in no time!
Subject: Cure for Lazziness


Author:
Stream Sureflight : Giggling Gang
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Date Posted: 17:41:29 08/20/05 Sat
Here's a cure for lazziness:
1. Fill a bowl full of warm nettle soup.
2. Sprinkle lots of hot root pepper on the soup.
3. Serve the lazy dibbun the soup ahd tell him it will taste really good.
4. The lazy dibbun will most likely run around trying to find something really nice tasting, cool drink.


(before you give the lazy dibbun the soup make sure there is no drinks or food around him) WARNING! If you are ever given a bowl of soup to drink by a grinning dibbun, taste it before you drink! (can also be used for a practical joke)
Subject: Reminders


Author:
Storm
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Date Posted: 12:03:51 08/16/05 Tue
Great cures so far!
Reminders-
1. Put the cure name in- the message subject box
2. Put the cure in the- type your message here box
3. Put your dorm name and name in the- name box
Love all of the cures so far,
Storm
Subject: Cure for a 24 Hour Virus


Author:
Vinxliyar Esyrlden of the Tricky Tribe
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Date Posted: 19:46:14 08/14/05 Sun
If you wake up one morning and puke, do the following:
1. Try drinking water, if you throw that up, then you're going to have trouble retaining liquids and that could end up nasty.
2. If you can't keep liquids, stay near a bucket so you can continuously throw up in that.
3. If you start to dry heave after you've thrown up everything, then don't eat until the next day.
4. Have a wet rag on your forehead, it'll cool you down and make you feel a whole lot better.
5. If tomorrow you are still throwing up, you may have something different, like the flu. More precautions should be made.

Overall these things should help you avoid from throwing-up and feeling overall bad during your 24 hour Virus.
Subject: Cure for Nausea


Author:
Vinxliyar Esyrlden of the Tricky Tribe
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Date Posted: 19:41:31 08/14/05 Sun
1. Get a cup of cold, clean water.
2. Sit with your back straight.
3. Sip a bit of water every 10 second or so.
4. Your nausea should lessen.
5. Get a bit of rest.

This is a cure for those of you who excercise or do a lot of activity without eating, which is hazordous to your health. After your nausea resides, eat a bit of something, it'll help you feel a whole lot better.

Note: Actually works! ^_^ Happened to me before and it helps a whole lot.
Subject: sourness cure!


Author:
Stream Sureflight: Giggling Gang
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Date Posted: 03:15:22 08/13/05 Sat
I gotsa cure for sourness!
Instructions:
1. Gather a bunch of cc's, cakes,puddings, and other sweet food.
2. Eat it all up, cause if you do the sweetness washes away all your sourness(don' eat too much though, cause if you do, you'll probably get sick)!
Subject: The young otter Stream walks up and announces, "I hav dicoffered another cure for a stumikkake! Just take some cucumbberz(cucumbers) and soaks them in water for a day or so and thens yous gosta drink it all up, nice 'n' slow!"


Author:
Stream Sureflight of the Giggling Gang
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Date Posted: 03:03:00 08/13/05 Sat
Subject: The young otter Stream walks up and announces, "I hav dicoffered another cure for a stumikkake!"


Author:
Stream Sureflight of the Giggling Gang
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Date Posted: 02:59:26 08/13/05 Sat
Subject: Hi beasties!


Author:
Storm Gullwhacker
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Date Posted: 11:27:25 08/12/05 Fri
Hi everybeast! I am leader of the infirmary now.
You get 2ccs per cure! Please no spamming this board! Oh and if you want the ccs, PLEASE put your dibbun's name and your dorm's name! Thankee kindly,
Storm
Subject: Cure for Purple Pocks


Author:
Storm Gullwhacker of the FF
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Date Posted: 01:16:33 08/10/05 Wed
Cure for purple pocks-
What purple pocks is- Purple pocks is a quick but annoying virus. It will last longer if you are out in the sun and you scrach them. What Purple Pocks look like- They are gigantic purple bumps that cover your whole body, from head to tail!
Cure-
Gather blueberries,strawberries and rasberries and put in a bowl. Add five dockleafs to the bowl. The dockleafs must be chopped into tiny pieces or else the cure will not go right. Stir for ten mintues, do not eat anything in the bowl and do not lick the spoon! After ten mintues add two cups of flour, add a half-of-cup of water. Mix for ten more mintues.
Application-
Take the mixture and spread it all over your body, from head to tail. Do not miss an inch on your body. Leave the mixture on for 30 mintues. When the 30 mintues are done, jump into the abbey pond and wash everything off. The cure should stop the swelling and reproducing of the purple pocks. To rid yourself of purple pocks do this three times a day. Through-out all of this do not scrach anything!
Storm Gullwhacker, Fearsome Fiends
Subject: Cure for Drowsiness


Author:
Astro and Rockfire, WW
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Date Posted: 22:42:49 08/09/05 Tue
Ingredients:

Water, Smashed Strawberries

Needed materials:
Large Bowl, and a spoon.

Instructions:

Add the water to the bowl, and then the smashed strawberries. Stir until the water is pink, scented of strawberries, and (optional) tasting of strawberries. Then, removes the strawberries, and you have Astro's sure-fire cure for Drowsiness!

Application:

When you start to feel drowsy, get some of the strawberry scented water into a glass (the drowsier you are, the more strawberry cented water you need) or cup. Then, spalsh it into your face, and the droswiness will be relieved. And, you will smell like strawberries, so it also works like a sort of perfume so you don't smell dirty to the elders, so they won't make you take a bath.
Subject: Cure for Nettle stings


Author:
Kaya Willowbend of Newbies
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Date Posted: 21:25:04 08/05/05 Fri
1. Take four dock leaves
2. Take some maidenhair
3.Take a dollop of bankmud
4. Plop the bankmud on the sting
5. Crush up the dock leaves
6. Wrap up the compress with the maidenhair

There you go! Your asting will feel all better
Subject: Sadness Cure


Author:
Angel Filinia
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Date Posted: 19:55:45 08/04/05 Thu
There is a remedy for sadness. Okay, here's what you do.

Get: 2 cups of strawberry fizz
1 cup of cinnamon sugar
5 candied chestnuts

Then: Crush 3 of the candied chestnuts. Put them in a bowl. Toss the cup of cinnamon sugar into the bowl. Let them roast in the heat of the sun for a while. Lie down on a bed and enjoy the the candied chestnuts (crushed) and the the strawberry fizz. Stash away the other 2 cc's for another sad day!
Subject: giggle cure


Author:
Gruckford Nimbletoes
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Date Posted: 15:28:42 08/02/05 Tue
Stick your head in de water so that if you giggle, water will go into your mouth.

(water going into mouf is serious, so you will probably stop giggling)
Subject: Poisoned scratch cure


Author:
Peep
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Date Posted: 12:24:29 08/02/05 Tue
To cure a poisoned sratch:

1. wrinse it with cold waterwrap it in a dock leaf
2. wrap it in a dock leaf
3. dip it in warm water
4. hold the dock leaf in place in the warm wter until it goes brown.
5. bandage up the scratch so it doesn't get infected.
6. mix honey and boiling water. leave it to simmer over a small fire for 15 minutes.
7. collect 4 strawberries, 4 grapes and 1 apple. Chop each into small pieces.
8. put all the uice that comes out into the honey mixture
9. cook the chopped up fruit on a open fire for 35 minutes
10. mix it with the the honey mix.
11. Get the poisoned creature to take the medicine.
12. the poisoned creature must rest for a week for the medicine to work properly.
13. The wound must be washed with cold water twice a day (once in the morning, once in the evening) and the bandage should be changed every day. If the wound turns green, wash it in warm water and leave a bandage off it for 2-4 days.
14. If the patient is sick give them the medicine twice a day until the stop being sick.
15. The bandage can be taken of 10-14 days after it being applied.

Peep Newbie dorm
Subject: Cure for coughing


Author:
Nettle Rosewood, Naughty Knot
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Date Posted: 21:03:47 08/01/05 Mon
1. Get 2 tablespoon of honey and pour it into a cup.
2. Measure out 1/4 cup of lime or lemon juice and add it in.
3. Add in 3/4 cup of water.
4. Stir well.
5. Add slighty more honey, lime or lemon juice, or water to suite your taste, though make sure that it is not too thin.
Subject: Cure for pain


Author:
Nettle Rosewood, Newbies Dorm
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Date Posted: 03:09:38 07/31/05 Sun
1. Get some salt, and wrap well in mint leaves.
2. Press gently against hurting area.
Subject: Cure for hicups


Author:
Elmtail from SS
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Date Posted: 13:16:45 07/27/05 Wed
Take a spoon full of sugar & put it in your mouth & let it
melt in your mouth until it's like liquid. Then take a mouth full of water & swallow it upsidedown. That always
works for me.
Subject: cure for a cold


Author:
jonnyboy
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Date Posted: 09:35:32 07/26/05 Tue
sit by the fire drinking hot chocolate

by jonnyboy of the Newbies Dorm*!*
Subject: cure for idiots


Author:
jonny boy
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Date Posted: 09:31:07 07/26/05 Tue
study at abbey school
Subject: OOPS


Author:
Brooksong Headstrong Brookbed
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Date Posted: 03:12:26 07/26/05 Tue
sorry, the filthyness cure is from SS!
Subject: Cure to Filthyness


Author:
Brooksong Headstrong Brookbed
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Date Posted: 01:23:36 07/26/05 Tue
Ingredients

One Pond
One piece of flat wood
One Otter
One small Air filled container for each Dibbun

Procedure

Tie Air filled Container around waist

Place wood on pond. make sure it can hold at least 6 dibbuns at once.

Load 'raft' with dibbuns

Have otter push raft out to the middle of the pond

Jump off wood

paddle around
Subject: A Cure for Tummy Aches


Author:
Lavee Nightswift
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Date Posted: 23:26:51 07/23/05 Sat
INGREDIENTS:
Milk
10 Mint Leaves
Cinnamon
Vanilla

First, put the milk on to boil. Crush all 10 mint leaves. When the milk is boiling, put the mint leaves in the milk. Add a little bit of vanilla, and put cinnamon on top. Drink as soon as it isn't going to burn your tongue.

Lavee Nightswift, Clever Clan
Subject: cure for a loose toof


Author:
sqweakas da warior
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Date Posted: 00:17:32 07/23/05 Sat
go bite big roc!

skweakas da warior
Subject: cure for sad dibbuns


Author:
skweakas da warior
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Date Posted: 20:05:09 07/21/05 Thu
just give em big box of crayons some paper an a big bowl of candied chestnuts!

skweakas da warior,newbie dorm
Subject: cure for a cold


Author:
buckbeak
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Date Posted: 19:01:00 07/21/05 Thu
A huge bowl of soup No pepper and not to hot!
Subject: Sniffles


Author:
Fireclaw
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Date Posted: 19:03:16 07/20/05 Wed
This is for sniffles

get a little bit of pepper. then sniif in the pepper. then sneez out all the mucus. then wash the pepper out!
Subject: Cure for Boredom


Author:
Chestnut Spiketree
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Date Posted: 17:38:01 07/20/05 Wed
Ingredients:

Strawberry Cordial
Golden Honey
Meadowcream
Chestnuts

Instructions:

Pour all the ingredients into a huge mixing bowl. Mix and knead until doughy. Grab a pawful and aim at a nearby elder. Throw hard and you will guarentee a great chase.

Side effects:

Getting aught and being bathed

Chestnut Spiketree, FF
Subject: posts


Author:
Farranore Redtail, Board Leader
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Date Posted: 21:38:11 07/18/05 Mon
Sorry about the lateness, guys. I just got a new computer, so I should be doing this more systematically now.
Subject: Cure for stubbing toes


Author:
Biloe
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Date Posted: 15:56:35 07/18/05 Mon
You were walking into your dorm and you bang your toe on a bed. heres what to do:

1. Sqweeze your toe hard for 30sec.
2. Walk around your Dorm
3. Repeat if it still hurts
Subject: Cure for swollen limbs


Author:
Whisp Candyrose, CC
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Date Posted: 06:15:32 07/13/05 Wed
Well, there are two types, a warm poultrice and a cold poultrice.

The Warm Poultrice-
Fill a pot with oats and enough water so that the oats don't burn. Warm the pot, adding more water as the water evaporates, until there is a thick paste and your oats are pretty warm. Cover in a soft, preferably thick, towel, and apply to the spot. This can be chilled and preserved, but it must be warmed up before each use or it will not work.

The Cold Poultrice
Add bay leaves, milk, more oats (yes I know I love oats) together in a pan, warming them so that another paste is formed. Cool this by wrapping in a towel and setting on ice. Then put on. The good thing about this poultrice is that it can be re-used, just put something over the skin and then rest the towel on it. You might want to make this one in advance and then keep it cool until you need it.
Subject: cures for stuff


Author:
Arrow
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Date Posted: 22:08:51 07/11/05 Mon
1.Are you a prissy little dibbun girl who likes to have baby smoothe fur? well here's an all natural concoction you can make in no time! you'll need:
aloe oil, sugar, and honey (yep. that's it!'

Mix two tablespoons of sugar with one tablespoon of honey. Mix it into a paste. Next add a teaspoon of aloe oil, mixing well. Aply to face, scrubbing slightly. The gritty sugar exfoliates, while the honey and aloe enriches skin wif vitamins. Leave on for 10 minutes before rinsing.

2: upset tummy

the best thing to do is to stop eatings. (obviously) now the next thing is to make something to settle your stomach. If you've eaten to much, take a long walk, then try this.
But some chamomile plant in a strainer and boil for five minutes straight. Leave it to strain s'more so that it's real strong. Ad a bid of sugar or honey if you must. Then sip, don't gulp, until it's all gone. avoid spicy, dairy, and fizzy foods for awhile after.

3:mouth sores

painfull things caused by to much candy and too little teeth brushing. Mix one heaping table spoon with a cup of warm water. Stir. Gargle over the spot. It might sting a little, but it's actually cleaning it out. Baby teething gels are also good, they numb it and stop the pain. (btw, don't swallow or you'll gag)

4: Muteness

do you have a friend that's mute? This will cure it! Repeatedly play the goofy goober theme song in your friends ear, with the button glued on play mode. They will either yell SHUT UP or sing along. how foolproof.

5: stinky footpaws

do you smell like bum? It might be your feet. Firstly, brave the soap and wash them. Next, rub some mint into your feet. If that don't work, soak in tomatoe juice for a half hour and rince.

6: bad breath

90% of bad breath is caused by build up at the back of your tongue. Be sure to brush as far back as possible wivout swallowing the toothbrush. If that doesn't work, suck on a mint before you go to see anybody.


Arrow redstreak, slippery sneaks
Subject: sorry,


Author:
Arra
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Date Posted: 03:39:05 07/05/05 Tue
That last cure for Poison Ivy was made by Arra, in the newbie dorm. :)
Subject: Cure for Poison Ivy


Author:
Arra
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Date Posted: 03:35:55 07/05/05 Tue
Find some fresh Jewelweed outside in the Abby grounds. Grind it with a mortar and pestel until it's in little bits and add a TINY bit of boiling water. Let sit for three hours, or until the water has been soaked up. Store someplace dry.
Subject: Cures and the like


Author:
Conder (NK)
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Date Posted: 16:31:48 07/04/05 Mon
Cure to insomnia:
During day, get some valerian root from the garden. Chop it up into little bits, put those into a bowl and use a spoon to mash and grind it into powder. Put powder into a glass of room-temperature water and drink. If you can't drink it because it tastes too bitter, put in about a tablespoon of honey. If you drink it, you will feel relaxed in some time and won't have as many sleep problems.

Cure to being forced to eat nettle soup:
Actually, if you eat it, you might get sick from it and never have to eat it again. If you don't have this problem, pretend to eat it (put soup in mouth but don't swallow) and when the infirmary sister (probably Cicely) is looking elsewhere, spit the soup out the window.

Cure to a cut from that sharp corner on the Great Hall table:
Put some water and a bit of soap on it. (Note: this is really vital but it hurts a lot!!!) Lay a cotton or wool strip over the cut. This will stick to the water and you can keep it wet around the edges until the cut heals. Plus, if you were bleeding a lot, you can take the cloth strip with all the blood and scare the elders!
Subject: Cure for a Bad Day


Author:
Aela
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Date Posted: 00:33:56 06/28/05 Tue
Cure 4 a Bad Day:

Ingredients:
1 big bunch of friends
2 bushels of fun
1 big helping of laughter

Procedure:
Combine all ingredients. Mix well. Have fun! -Aela of RR
Subject: cure for boredom


Author:
brooky streampaw (bad babes)
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Date Posted: 07:51:16 06/27/05 Mon
find your friends and go play. then annoy elders. Baisically go have fun.
Subject: Cure for Dry Ditch Fever


Author:
firetail
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Date Posted: 01:59:54 06/26/05 Sun
1.Get Flowers of Icetor and fresh spring water.
2.Boil them together.
3.Now you have medicine for Dry Ditch Fever!!!
Subject: Cure for Bossy Elders


Author:
Majestia Diamondnose
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Date Posted: 01:51:22 06/26/05 Sun
Collect:
1 LARGE bucket of honey (and for super bossy elders,a bucket of mollasses too!)
2 feather pillows with their seams ripped open
a table with a blanket over it

Instructions:
Crawl underneath the table. When that bossy, (and also unsuspecting) elder walks by, dump the bucket or buckets and feather pillows on them and most importantly, RUN AWAY!
Subject: Cure for a burn


Author:
Kaela
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Date Posted: 01:47:44 06/25/05 Sat
For a minor burn, simply find a aloe plant, cut off a leaf, slice it in half, and apply the gel to the burn.
Subject: Cure for Sleepyness


Author:
Brock Widestream, Dastardly Dibbuns
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Date Posted: 02:22:44 06/21/05 Tue
Go to a pool and jump in then you will wake up.
Also if you want to wake up faster take an icecube and rub it all over your neck and face.
Subject: Cure for Sleepyness


Author:
Brock Widestream, Dastardly Dibbuns
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Date Posted: 02:21:41 06/21/05 Tue
Go to a pool and jump in then you will wake up.
Also if you want to wake up faster take an icecube and rub it all over your neck and face.
Subject: Cures


Author:
Hazel ( dorm naughty knot )
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Date Posted: 17:23:47 06/19/05 Sun
cure for scratch: If you have a scratch DO NOT GO TO THE INFIRMARY! Escape through the main gate,find dockleaves,and use river mud to keep the dockleaves on the scratch.Then return to the abby and pretend like nothing happend.

cure for pollen alergies: Do not go near flowers. Stick moss in your nose and mouth and most importantly DO NOT GO TO THE INFIRMARY!

cure for sore paws: Find an elder strong enough to carry you,jump on his back,then invite the rest of your friends along for the ride,and most importantly DO NOT GO TO THE INFIRMARY!

cure for anoying elders:Find as much rope as possible,know who your targets are going to be ( all of the abby adalts )practice making knots,and most importantly TIE THE INFIRMARY SISTER UP FIRST!
Subject: Cure for muscle aches


Author:
Celest
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Date Posted: 17:37:21 06/16/05 Thu
Sorry! The remedy is for muscle aches!
Newbie dorm, Celest
Subject: remedy


Author:
Celest
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Date Posted: 20:10:44 06/15/05 Wed

1.mash some acorns
2.sprinkle some cinnamon on them
3.chew on them
4.jump up and down 20 times! (exactly)

Celest, newbie dorm
Subject: Cure to GET hicksy upsys


Author:
Skitarna Mistsmoke
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Date Posted: 14:39:27 06/14/05 Tue
Cure to GET Hicksy Upsys

1. dwink lotsa fizzy juice
2. jumpsy upsy and downsy rweally fasty
3. eat ta'undred CCs rweally fasty
4. repeat step 2.

For best results in annoying elders in the process, hicksy upsys in 'dere ears rweally, rweally loud!

Skiltarna Mistsmoke
Unbathable Bunch
Subject: Dorm


Author:
Redtail
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Date Posted: 03:54:46 06/12/05 Sun
I'm sowee but i forgot to tell you my dorm. the cure for hickycups and coffing was made by me. I am in the newbie dorm. Sowee!
Subject: Cures


Author:
Redtail
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Date Posted: 03:52:08 06/12/05 Sun
Cure forra hickycups
Standa onna head an holda yoo bweath, counta to thirtee
Cure forra coffing
Choo lotsa candee chesknutters, stuffa yore moutha fulla joocy fwuit. Then, drink lotsa stwabewee cordial.
Ta da!
Subject: cure for forgetfulness


Author:
brooky streampaw (bad babes)
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Date Posted: 05:20:05 06/10/05 Fri
boil water then get a large pinch of sage and a large pinch of rosemary. Then leave it alone fore 5 minutes. Drink.
Subject: posts


Author:
Farranore Redtail, Board Leader
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Date Posted: 00:57:37 06/10/05 Fri
Thank you!
Subject: Cures...


Author:
Kuunvarjo Kultaturkki of Wicked Wastrels
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Date Posted: 18:37:15 06/05/05 Sun
1.Cure for sore paws:
First swim in the pond and then eat Candied Chestnuts.
2.Cure for bored dibbuns:
Start a food fight !!!
3.Another cure for bored dibbuns:
Take a good book, sit down and read it !!
Subject: CURE FOR SORE THROATS (OR SADNESS)


Author:
Pear CC
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Date Posted: 12:20:09 06/05/05 Sun
1. Find Ice-cream and (or)
popsicles.
2. Eat a ton!
3. Find Candy Chestnuts
4. Eat A TON
5. EAT MORE OF EVRYTHING
YUMMY!!
Subject: Cure for grumpy dibbuns


Author:
Sandscutt Bad Babes
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Date Posted: 12:03:46 06/05/05 Sun
1#Nuncle Gabe's Giggly Juice
2#Dibbun with smiley face
Have The dibbun with the
smiley give the grumpy
dibbun the giggly juice.
wait for the effect>
Subject: posts


Author:
Farranore Redtail, Board Leader
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Date Posted: 21:31:12 06/03/05 Fri
Thanks for the posts. Remember, no DORM name, no CC'S.
Subject: Cure for poisen ivy


Author:
Swift Wavetail-Dastardly Dibbuns
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Date Posted: 03:11:28 06/02/05 Thu
1: mush up lotsa leavs wid gel stuffs inside umm...

2: get 1/4 a cup of honey

3: Water 1 cup

4: fivtey-seven cups of strawberry fizz

5: put it all in a bowl and mash it up and stir

6: Rub on poisen ivy...

7: For a bonus it smells like strawbee fiz!!!
Subject: Cure for Hiccups


Author:
Mareth Baskethead, AA
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Date Posted: 17:27:19 05/30/05 Mon
Step 1) Hold your breath and count from friffity six to onety.

Step 2) Go outside and do something fun like play with <B>Me</B> (or else) or roll in mud.
Subject: Cure for grumpy dibbuns


Author:
Sandscut
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Date Posted: 19:15:11 05/29/05 Sun
INGREDIENTS:
Nuncle Gabe's Giggly juice
A Dibbun with a big smile
Instructions:
#1Have the dibbun with the
big smile give the grumpy
dibbun the giggly juice.
#2Have the grumpy Dibbun drink the juice.
Subject: Cure for physicks!


Author:
Wonwill
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Date Posted: 01:23:26 05/27/05 Fri
1. Kick and scream, do whatever you can to GET AWAY FROM THE EVIL SISTER!!!
2. Run down the stairs fast as you can!
3. Hurry into the cellars!
4. Start sipping some strawberry fizz-but not too much, because you'll need to get away before the Sister finds out where you are!

5. Get to the kitchens, pronto!
6. Find the secret Enterence to the Orchard
7. Star eating some yummy berries!

The taste should go away after that! If it doesn't, get some candied chestnuts and tell one of your hare friends to steal that strawberry triffle for desert tonight!

-From IVY LEAF AND WONWILL'S ALWAYS WORKING AILMENTS
Subject: cure for bordom


Author:
Hazel
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Date Posted: 16:07:39 05/26/05 Thu
1. Join DAB
2. Throw stuff at elders
3. Pretend to be Martin the Warrior and defeat evil.
4. Make big messes that elders have to clean up.
5. Steal desert from the kitchen to have for a snack.
6. Protest against bed time.
if you are really daring take off to Mossflower woods and go adventuring

Hazel "newbie dorm"
Subject: Cure for cold


Author:
Hazel
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Date Posted: 15:59:02 05/26/05 Thu
newbie dorm

Mix 1 cup elderberry wine
half cup dandilion cordial
and 3 cups tart apple juice
There will be enough of this medicine to phisic the cold out anybeast.
Subject: Cure for head ache


Author:
Hazel
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Date Posted: 01:30:50 05/24/05 Tue
Mix all the sweet stuff you can find into one container,sit in the shade and eat or drink all of your sweet medicine.
Subject: sorry


Author:
RoseStarr
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Date Posted: 22:43:57 05/22/05 Sun
i'm in the newbie dorm (i'm RoseStarr)
Subject: sunburn


Author:
RoseStarr
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Date Posted: 22:36:06 05/22/05 Sun
1. take 1/4 cup honey and mix with 2 cups crushed rose petals, 1/2 cup chopped nettles, and 4 cups milk.

2. stirr in pot of boiling water

3. sift until all chunks are gone

4. aplie to burn
Subject: Cure for the hiccups


Author:
Sorin in the Bad Babes
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Date Posted: 23:47:56 05/20/05 Fri
Ingredents:
1/16 cup of sugar
1 cup of C.C. juice
1 cup
1/4 cup of water
Step 1: Mix the 1/16 cup of sugar with the 1 cup of C.C. juice and then add the 1/4 cup of water and stir them in the cup.
Step 2: Once you have made the drink you swallow the juice and let it slide down your thoart. Keep doing this until the hiccups are gone.
Subject: Also


Author:
Thwisp Waterglider of the HH
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Date Posted: 16:40:41 05/20/05 Fri
I'm in Hazppy Horrors too.
Subject: cure for a very very bad sneeze


Author:
Thwisp Waterglider
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Date Posted: 18:36:15 05/19/05 Thu
Right first you have to go in to Mossflower woods and get the fattest freash water shrimp
some cress
button mushrooms
and in the abbys garden find
leeks
and rotten cabbage
and squeeze
and one pint of lemon juice
mix em all together
cover with rubarb leaf
and boil for 1 hour
and then the worst bit GIVE IT TO THE SNEEZING HARES <RABBITS MICE OR WHAT EVER ANIMAL BUT NEVER GIVE TO BADGERS
IT MAKES THEM SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: cure for wound


Author:
Fireclaw (Newbie)
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Date Posted: 03:15:55 05/19/05 Thu
take swamo water and soak it into moss. then soak some cream and red wine into and apply it onto wound
Subject: Cure for burns


Author:
Arflow of Newbies
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Date Posted: 22:06:10 05/18/05 Wed
First you need

Dockleaves
nettles
clove
water

grind this all together, placce on burn, and bandage
there!
Subject: posts


Author:
Farranore Redtail
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Date Posted: 23:05:36 05/17/05 Tue
Thanks for all the cures. Remember: no dorm names, no CCs.
Subject: Remedy for A Hurt Feeling


Author:
Goldenbelle, Newbie Dorm
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Date Posted: 11:05:43 05/17/05 Tue
Take one cup of sweet strawberries, big as you can get them. Chop and Candy them. Take thos bits and place in home-made vanilla ice cream. Add bits of chocolate and scrapings of havelnut. Cover place in pasty. Add one layer of chocolate syrup. Cover with another sweet pasty. Give it to the hurt Dibbun!
Subject: Cure for a sore tooth


Author:
Sorin newbies
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Date Posted: 15:56:25 05/15/05 Sun
Spread your favorite kind of juice mixed with 1/16 cup of honey across your tooth and let it sit for a minitue.
Subject: Cure for the Hiccups


Author:
Sorin
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Date Posted: 15:44:07 05/15/05 Sun
Take half of a cup of C.C. juice and mix it with 1/4 cup of sugar and 2/4 cup of honey. Let it slide down your thoart and repeat that till you stop Hiccuping.
Subject: Physick to cure aching tails


Author:
Dabman of MM
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Date Posted: 13:06:51 05/15/05 Sun
Ingredients:

1 beaker of water
5 stems of dogwort and verbena
Small vial of essence of mint
10 nightshade leaves
Crushed sage leaves

Preparation:

1. Trickle 1/4 of the essence of mint into the beaker of water, then add the dogwort.
2. Let sit for a while, then add the nightshade leaves and the verbena. Let sit for another while.
3. With a ladle, squeeze the herbs down onto the bottom of the beaker. Remove the herbs and dispose of them.
4. Heat for 2 minutes, and feed to your vic---I mean, patient.
Subject: Cure for a sore throat


Author:
Isidar (Izzie) Mithrim, Newbie Dorm
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Date Posted: 19:26:18 05/12/05 Thu
Ingredients:
1. One cup of Water, just plain old water
2. Ten pinches of salt

Utensils:
1. Cup/Goblet
2. Spoon or something to stir with

Directions:
1. Pour the water into the cup/goblet
2. Add the salt
3. Stir for one minute
4. Gurgle the water for around ten to fifteen seconds. But don't swallow! YUCK!!
5. Spit out water

You're throat should feel normal after that! Repeat if nessicary.
Subject: Cures


Author:
Sky
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Date Posted: 01:33:15 05/12/05 Thu
I think you should have a cure for a sweet tooth or somthing. The cure should be elderberry extract.
Subject: Cure for swelling areas


Author:
Moonlight
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Date Posted: 22:36:14 05/11/05 Wed
Items:Warm water, some dockleafs, and some string.

1. First, dip the dock leafs into the warm water
2. Then, place dockleafs over swollen areas.
3. Last, use string to tie dockleafs to the area.

Oi am in TT
Subject: Random Cures - life insurance not covered!


Author:
Terragon Scrufftail
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Date Posted: 18:54:39 05/10/05 Tue

Cures for mutness (not being able to speak)



1. Get someone to insult you, so you insult them back.

2. Get someone to make you laugh

3. Sulk


Cures for lameless (not being able to walk)


4. Get someone to insult you then run away, you'll try and follow them

5. Hop around on one foot for the rest of your life

6. Get a wheelchair

Cures for questing creatures

7. Join Squirrel Village where you will never want to leave!!!


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8. Sail round and round in a boat for the rest of you life

9. Tie yourself to a chair

Cures for dibbuns who have smelly socks

10. Tell the dibbun that you have dropped a bag of candied chestnuts in the Abbey Pond and can't swim. The dibbun will swim into the pond, giving itself and it's socks a bath, and you a laugh!

11. Tie one of the dibbun's socks to it's nose. The dibbun will smell it, and realise that it's socks need washing

12. Bribe it

13. Steal the socks and bury them

14. Get someone else to steal and bury the socks (more bribery)

15. Give up

Cures for hyperactiveness (being hyper!)

16. Run round and round in ever decreasing circles, until you hit yourself on the head by running into yourself!
Subject: Stings


Author:
Moonlight
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Date Posted: 23:31:49 05/09/05 Mon
Ingretients: Dock leafs and clean mud.

First, place mud over inffected area.
Then, place dock leafs over mud.
Wait for mud to dry and peal off.
Subject: Cures


Author:
Chugg Nutcraker, BB
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Date Posted: 19:03:20 05/09/05 Mon
Cure for Stomach Illness
Ingredients:
- 1 tsp of October Ale or Stawberry Fizz
- 2 tsp of spices
- 3 acid cherries

Instructions:
- Put everything in a cup
- Stir it
- Feed it to the dibbun
Subject: Talkative


Author:
Triss
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Date Posted: 02:43:19 05/09/05 Mon
When you can't stop talking eat a very big candied chestnut it will stop you from talking for a while.
Subject: Hyper active


Author:
Triss
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Date Posted: 02:40:40 05/09/05 Mon
When hyper eat as many candied chestnuts as possible. Eat untill stuffed
Subject: Sore Throat


Author:
Triss
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Date Posted: 02:38:32 05/09/05 Mon
For sore throats mix 1/2 cup of honey with two cups of milk. Take once in the morning and once in the after noon
Subject: Sore Throat


Author:
Triss
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Date Posted: 02:37:21 05/09/05 Mon
For sore throats mix 1/2 cup of honey with two cups of milk. Take once in the morning and once in the after noon
Subject: bee stings


Author:
Triss
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Date Posted: 21:19:53 05/08/05 Sun
dip stung area in water and ice for 30 seconds
Subject: Tummy ache


Author:
Triss
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Date Posted: 20:44:46 05/08/05 Sun
Lay down and drink water untill tummy ache is gone.
Subject: new remedy


Author:
Talaum
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Date Posted: 15:52:31 05/07/05 Sat
Cure for Nasty Nettle stings
Pick some large green dockleaves
Crush the dock leaves with ice
This will make a cool anti-septic liquid which you can put on your nettle sting


Talaum
Fierce Fiends
Subject: Cure for Cough!


Author:
Elyth
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Date Posted: 19:46:46 05/02/05 Mon
Cure for Cough-
Ingrediants: Candied Chestnuts, 1 cup of Greensap Milk, and 1/2 cup of meadow cream(optional)

Instructions: Mash the candied chestnuts until they are a fine powder. Then put the powder into the cup of greensap milk and stir. If the cough is really bad, add the meadow cream.

I am Elyth of Dastardly Dibbuns
Subject: Cure for badness


Author:
Swiftpaw
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Date Posted: 18:28:04 04/30/05 Sat
Take shrimp, october ale, strawberry fizz, fish,some edible roots and beries, and some saltwater. Mix it together and serve. It will make sure you're never bad again. Especially after you've tried it!
Subject: The Cure for Biting Insects!!!


Author:
Tails Brownpaw
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Date Posted: 01:30:19 04/30/05 Sat
The long awaited cure for biting insects....


DO NOT BITE INSECTS TO START WITH!!!

hahaha, get it?
Subject: Medicine


Author:
Cera, Giggling Gang
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Date Posted: 18:45:10 04/28/05 Thu
Medicinal Mud Bath
Bathe your patient in this medicinal mud and in no time they will be lump-free.

Shaky Flaky Cream
Try to hold the patient still and apply the cream to the soles of their feet. Also, apply some behind their ears and under their chin.
Subject: Cure for Irratated Eyes


Author:
Oaktail of JJ
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Date Posted: 22:58:36 04/27/05 Wed
Cure For Irratated Eyes:
Ingredients:
1. 1 Cucumber
2. 1 Dockleaf
3. 1 cup Mint tea
Directions:
1. Chop the cucumber into thin, even slices. The thickness of slices depends on the species of the patient.

2. Tell the patient to close the eye that is itchy/irratated

3. Put the cucumber slice over the eye

4. Pour 1 cup of Mint tea over the eye. Do not make the tea steaming hot and don't pour it all out- you will need more later.

5. Soak the dock leaf in mint tea for 1 minuet

6. Place it over the eye

7. Allow the patient to rest for the remainder of the day. The next day, take off dressing and give the patient the rest of the tea to drink becuase they have been good ( if they havent, baff 'em good!)
Subject: Cure for a Sore Throat


Author:
Maple Treebush, Newbie Dorm
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Date Posted: 20:46:06 04/22/05 Fri
Ingreidients:
- A cup full o' water
- Three tsp of salt

Directions:
- Add salt to the cup filled with water
- Stir for thirty seconds
- Gurgle the salt water for fifteen seconds
- Spit out the water

In no time, you should have a sore-free throat!
Subject: Cure for gloominess!


Author:
Saloo
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Date Posted: 19:16:31 04/22/05 Fri
Name:Saloo
Dorm:Naughty Knot
Cure:1.Find another gloomy elder.
2.Go out into the orchard and collect some dirt and insects.
3.Creep up behind the elder.
4.Pour the dirt and insects over the elders head!
5.Laugh!
Subject: Cure for the caugh


Author:
RavenTalon of RR
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Date Posted: 19:13:30 04/22/05 Fri
Great gramma Talon's cure for a bad caugh:

Ingrediance: 2 oak leaves, 1 pine cone, pepper (a few heaping spoonfuls will do), 1 of great gamma talon's feathers (a normal feather will do, if you can't find one of great gamma's lying around)

Instructions: Grind up pine cone and oak leaves, and mix them in a bowl while the sick dibbun isn't looking add the pepper and DON'T STIRE!!!, then take the feather and tickle the dibbun whos caughing's nose, while having them mix the bowl with the newly added pepper. Then they will be sneezing so hard, they can't even thing long enough to caugh!


P.S Sorry to the dibbun that has to take this medicine great gramma talon was kinda a kook.
Subject: A cure for deep cuts an' wounds


Author:
Oaktail of JJ
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Date Posted: 04:25:48 04/21/05 Thu
Ingredients:
1 tablespoon of meadowcream
1 large dockleaf
As much as needed Redwood bark
Directions:
1. clean the wound with fresh water
2. spread the meadowcream over it
3. Cover the meadowcream with a dockleaf
4. tie the leaf on with strip of Redwood bark

Note: Dressing should be changed daily. Normal symptoms are tiredness, restlesnes or sleepwalking. If patient starts bleeding uncontrolably, take off dressing and lie the beast in a cool, qiuet room.
Subject: Cure For Boredom


Author:
Brightbeak- Naughty Knot
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Date Posted: 19:29:58 04/20/05 Wed
A cure for boredome is simple
First you Ummm welll just sneak into the kitchen and get as many food items and beverages as possible and have a small picnic with friends, Then guard the strawberry patch just dont get caught.
Subject: posts


Author:
Farranore Redtail, Board Leader
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Date Posted: 18:47:32 04/20/05 Wed
Your cc's are on their way to Tangle, guys! Keep up the good work.

Remember, no DORM name, no CCS.
Subject: Cures


Author:
Kuunvarjo Kultaturkki
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Date Posted: 16:49:16 04/17/05 Sun
Cure for hungryness:eat Candied Chestnuts
Cure for thirst:drink Strawberry Fizz

Kuunvarjo Kultaturkki from Wicked Wastrels
Subject: The Sneezy Poultice


Author:
Starblaze of The Clever Clan
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Date Posted: 23:09:46 04/15/05 Fri
Cure for sneezes

If a Dibbun can't stop sneezing, here's what you do...
First, get a dockleaf and a wooden clothespin. Wrap the leaf around the Dibbun's nose and pin it there. Next, give them a pot of Sticky honey or a honey mole. Their mouth will stay closed for a while. When they're done eating, give them some water. Tell them to hold their breath for 10 seconds. The moment they are done, Remove the clothespin and pull off the dockleaf! They should have stopped sneezing.
This cure also works for Hiccups and Coughs.
Subject: Cure for stings and bites


Author:
Rippler
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Date Posted: 15:38:32 04/10/05 Sun
Dorm:Mad Menaces
Name:Rippler
Ingredients:
Seaweed
water
ice
rock salt
Directions:Boil seaweed until water begins to bubble. Let the leafs cool for 25 minutes. Mix water and rock salt until they mix evenly. Dip seaweed leaves in the mixture and put ice ontop. Bind to victims injury for 1 week. Ta-da!
Subject: Cure for sleepiness


Author:
Rosabel of the CC
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Date Posted: 16:35:59 04/09/05 Sat
Start a wild party and pillow fight with all of your friends
Subject: Cure for a cut


Author:
Rippler
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Date Posted: 15:22:22 04/09/05 Sat
Suculents
Water
dockleak
Lily pollen
Boil the suculent leaves until bubbling. Add lilly pollen in sprinkles, every 5 seconds until liquid appears a milky white color. Let it cool for 1 hour. Dip dockleaf in the concoction and bind wounds or cuts. Burning may happen but cure will be imedeiate!
I am Rippler of the Mad Menaces!
Subject: Cure for boredom


Author:
Kuunvarjo Kultaturkki
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Date Posted: 11:09:24 04/09/05 Sat
Cure for boredom is very simple:
Just go to DAB.
Subject: Cure for Colds


Author:
Moonflash Longtail, AA
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Date Posted: 03:08:24 04/09/05 Sat
Okay, here are the ingrediants:

One pound of goldenrod
A pot full of water
A pestle and morter

Instructions:
1. Put the pot of water on a stove and boil it.
2. Take the pestle and morter and the goldenrod and pound the goldenrod until it is just goldrod dust
3. Put the goldenrod dust in the pot of water and stir. Stir for 2 hours, then pour the goldenrod water in a cup. Add sugar, drink, and you're over your cold
Subject: Cure for anyfink


Author:
Sarahrose
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Date Posted: 11:11:03 04/08/05 Fri
100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cc's
Subject: Cure to cold


Author:
Chestnut and Songbrush
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Date Posted: 20:58:52 04/06/05 Wed
1 cup of honey
Boiling water

Mix the honey with the boiling water and drink.

Chestnut of FF and Songbrush of Newbies (cc's go to Song)
Subject: posts


Author:
Farranore Redtail
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Date Posted: 23:33:25 04/05/05 Tue
Thanks for the new remedies, guys. Keep up the good work, and remember--No DORM name, no CANDIED CHESTNUTS.
Subject: cure


Author:
Brocktree
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Date Posted: 01:50:25 04/05/05 Tue
cure for dryditch fever: boil flowers of icetor in spring water to make a remedie. give to paitent. voila.
Subject: Oops!


Author:
Shaiala
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Date Posted: 10:18:48 04/03/05 Sun
I forgot to mention, on Cures involving Chocolate, I'm in LL
Subject: Cures involving chocolate (or if you're a chocoholic and want an excuse for eating so much chocolate)


Author:
Shaiala the CHOCAHOLIC! CHOCAHOLICS OF THE WORLD UNITE!
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Date Posted: 10:15:36 04/03/05 Sun
Cure for depression:
eat chocolate

Cure for Bath Shock (or Mellusitis)
eat chocolate

Cure for Chocolate cravings:
eat chocolate

Cure for being bored:
pour hotroot soup down an elder's throat, run awya, then eat chocolate

Cure for loneliness:
Find some friends, starts a consiracy theory, and then eat chocolate

Cure for not-having-enough-sugar-sitis
eat chocolate

Cure for insomnia
eat chocolate

Cure for just about everything:
EAT CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: Cures


Author:
Shaiala of LL
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Date Posted: 09:58:24 04/03/05 Sun
Cure for VERY bad acne:
put lemon juice alll ove rthe affcted area, then where ther's really big pimples, put bicarbonate of soda on them.

Cure for Ant bites
put a paste of bicarbonate of soda and water on it

Cure for a sore throat
put some honey in warm water and drink it

cure for Hangover
put the person in a dark room and give them knockout drops

cure for not eating enough
get a hare to forcefeed the siad dibbun

cure for eating too much
drink some mint tea then go eat lots of licorice and sit on the toilet all day long

Cure for elders-punishing-you-sitis
1conspire as to how to make the elder msieable
make the elder miserable
write kick me on a piece of paper and stick it to their tail
if it's skipper, pour hotroot soup down his back and put honey and feathers all over him
if all else fails, grab a pie and squish it in the abbot's face, then eat another one in a hiding place
Subject: Cures


Author:
Shaiala of the Laughing Lot
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Date Posted: 02:16:41 04/02/05 Sat
Cure for bath shcok (also known as mellusitis)
This must be done fast! Heat up some melted chcolate in a pan, then add milk and give to victim. If victim has already lost conciusness, this is bad! Go find a dibbun with a really loud voice and yell in their ear. Then give them hot chocolate. If no chocolate is a vailable, then use strawberry fizz when it's ice cold, or a few canded chestnuts.

mellusitis is a more deadly kind of bath shock.

Cure for school induced boredom
1: Sneak some candied chestnuts into the room and hand them out.
2: conspire with your classmates as to how to make the teacher miserable
3: make the teacher miserable
4: If all else fails, talkreallysuperfastlikethis and collapse from lack of oxygen, like I keep doing

Cure for eating too much food
Drink some peppermint cordial and then put a hot water bottle on your tummy to get rid of the ache while you're asleep. Don't fall on your stomach or lay on it coz that will make you throw up.

Cure for being an April Fool's victim
Go prank whoever pranked you back!

Cure for getting injured on April Fools
Get the injury seen to, then go prank that person back!
Subject: Cures


Author:
Flair Silvereye, Giggling Gang
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Date Posted: 17:47:03 03/30/05 Wed
Cure for a heat induced headache: Drink a lot of strawberry fizz, ice-cold from the cellars.

Cure for dullness: eat something with a lot of sugar. Preferably candied chestnuts!
Subject: Posts


Author:
Farranore Redtail
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Date Posted: 16:44:37 03/28/05 Mon
Hey guys! Thanks for all the new remedies. Keep it up!

Just a little reminder though: if you do not give me both your DORM and CHARACTER name, I can't give you cc's.
Subject: cure for being naughty


Author:
Rakkety Tam
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Date Posted: 00:44:51 03/28/05 Mon
#1 Go do your punishment and along the way be mean to everyone.
#2 Get into trouble again an repeat step 1 and 2 throughout the day.
#3 throw a pie at the person/people that got you in trouble and at the abbot/abbes.
#4 stay up all night and have fun.
Subject: cure for sprains


Author:
Tarpin Lightpaw
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Date Posted: 00:45:18 03/27/05 Sun
The cure for sprains by Tarpin the Newbie.
1/4 cup dried Comfrey or 3 cups fresh Comfrey washed dried off and minced
4 cups oatmeal

Mix comfrey and oatmeal with enough hot water to form a paste.
Place the paste directly on your skin and cover with a towel.
When it cools replace it with a warm one. Continue for 30 min.

And eat a LOT!
Subject: Cure for Stuffy Snout


Author:
Starblaze
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Date Posted: 00:59:38 03/26/05 Sat
I'm starblaze, I don't have a dorm yet...

Cure for Stuffy Snout:
Ingredients: Hotroot soup, Extra Hotroot pepper, Cold Apple Cider.
1. Give dibbun hotroot soup with extra hotroot pepper. Have cold cider ready for any moment in case the soup is too hot. (If the dibbun is not affected by the heat, you may use the cider to cure burning fevers.)
Subject: Cures


Author:
Meadowbloom
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Date Posted: 17:51:39 03/25/05 Fri
I'm Meadowbloom of the Newbie dorm.

Cure for nosebleeds:
1 dock leaf
3 candied chestnuts

Put the dock leaf under your nose and eat a few candied chestnuts while you wait for the bleeding to stop.

Cure for loss of voice (from screaming too much):
1 strawberry cordial
1 honey
1 elder to annoy when done

Pour the honey into the strawberry cordial and drink it all up. Wait a few minutes, then go annoy an elder with your new-found voice!
Subject: Cure for a bored dibbun


Author:
Fleetbeak
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Date Posted: 20:01:34 03/23/05 Wed
i don't have a dorm yet...
Cure for a bored dibbun:
Find a spoon, load it with meadowcream pie, take aim, and FIRE!
Subject: Cure for being too clean!


Author:
Saloo
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Date Posted: 16:53:43 03/23/05 Wed
Saloo,Naughty Knot
Quite simple really!
1.Run outside
2.Find the nearest muddy spot
3.(This is the fun part!)Roll about in it!
Subject: Cure for being punished


Author:
Robin Redflash
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Date Posted: 07:31:57 03/23/05 Wed
I am in SS

The only cure for being punished is to go out and have either a pillow fight, an inter dorm challenge, a water fight or roll in mud! Any of these activities will make you happy again and forget you ever got punished! But be careful not to be caught for what you decide to do out of this list!
Subject: Cure for a war wound


Author:
Robin Redflash
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Date Posted: 07:28:02 03/23/05 Wed
I am in Slippery Sneaks

The only cure for a war wound is to make a poltuice of honey, bank mud, mint, thyme and rosemary apply it to the wound and bandage it up and of coarse eat loads and loads of scoff!
Subject: Cure for chicken pocks


Author:
BarkArrow
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Date Posted: 21:03:59 03/22/05 Tue
BarkArrow
Happy Horrors

Sorry but you have to take a bath!!
1.pour in nice warm water
2.pour in some oats and tomato juice
3.stir well!!

P.S. also great for dibbun stew!! hehe
Subject: Sadness


Author:
Rosabel (newbie)
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Date Posted: 17:10:25 03/19/05 Sat
throw a DAB party and feast. also make your own food by kicking the friar out of the kitchens!
Subject: Cures


Author:
Firlily
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Date Posted: 13:13:31 03/19/05 Sat
#1.Cure for fatness:
Run around the abbey 25 times a day fort a month.
#2.Cure for bloodlose:
Drink a lot.
#3.Cure for eating to many strawberries:
Throw up.
#4.Cure for having a bath:
Run away.
#5.Cure for eating nothing of the main course and have most of the pudding:Mush up your food and push it to the side of your plate.
Subject: Cure for Headaches


Author:
Sandegar Meadowwar Mountainfighter
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Date Posted: 07:41:47 03/19/05 Sat
Hello! At the moment I am still a newbie, wot!

Cure for Headaches.
Mix powdered vanilla, meadow cream, Flower of Icetor syrup, yellow buttercup butter and heat in oven. Add candied chesnuts. Drink with fizzy strawberry cordial.
Subject: Cure for the sniffles!


Author:
Tlurg
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Date Posted: 04:24:09 03/18/05 Fri
Cure for the Sniffles!

By Tlurg the Otter!


Mix plum pudding, meadowcream, and a great big fruit flan and give it to the sniffler.. or Tlurg!
Subject: posts


Author:
Farranore Redtail
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Date Posted: 18:47:46 03/16/05 Wed
Thank y'all for your cures. Happy St. Patrick's Day, complete with luck of the Irish!

Remember, always put your DORM and CHARACTER name on your posts.
Subject: cure for someone else boasting


Author:
Seastar Quickrudder
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Date Posted: 19:51:02 03/15/05 Tue
im in slippery sneaks

pour hot honny down their throat and stuff some socks down their throat
Subject: Cure for burns


Author:
Robin Redflash
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Date Posted: 19:21:16 03/15/05 Tue
I am in Slippery Sneaks

For a bunt patch mix bank mud, dead leaves, thyme, mint leaves and fresh basil together and place it on the inflicted area and bandage it up!
Subject: Cure for Headache


Author:
Robin Redflash
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Date Posted: 19:17:54 03/15/05 Tue
I am in Slippery Sneaks

The cure for headaches is to boil honey, mint leaves, rosemary and sage together and drink it and have a lie down.
Subject: Cure for loneliness


Author:
Robin Redflash
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Date Posted: 19:14:55 03/15/05 Tue
I'm in Slippery Sneaks!

The cure for loneliness is to make a freind of a dibbun by going to the Buddie board!
Subject: Cure for Super-bad Sore Throats


Author:
Figgs Fleetpaw
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Date Posted: 17:08:02 03/15/05 Tue
Cure for Super-Bad Sore Throats!

You need:
10 mint leaves
3 drops of lemon juice
10 tablespoons of sugar

Method: Soak and squeeze out the mint from the mint leaves, add 3 drops of lemon juice, then stir in the sugar. Then, take Friar Glisum's BEST cupcake tray, and put equal portions of the mix in eack slot. Cook in the oven for 2 hours. You should come out with lots of sticky, sweet, yummy lozenges that taste so good, other Dibbuns will TRY to get a sore throat! (And, in the deal, you caused some mischief by ruining the friar's best tray!)

-Figgs Fleetpaw
Newbie Dorm
Subject: Some cures.


Author:
Midnight
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Date Posted: 16:38:45 03/14/05 Mon
Midnight of Bad Babes

Cure for ear aches:

Put pure clover exstract behind your ear that hurts. Within 24 hours it will stop hurting

Cure for stuffy nose:

Put pure clover extract on the bridge of your nose and on the side of it. Within 24 hours it should clear up

Cure for sore throat:

Mix hony, Lemon and water together. Heat it up. Drink it. It will sooth your throat

Cure for tiredness:

Drink strawberry fizz

cure for baths:

Scoop up some mud and smear it on your self. Then go roll in dried leaves (fall) or in dirt (any season) snow (winter) or grass (Spring).

Thats all I can think of right now.

Midnight of Bad Babes. Just thought I would put it twice.
Subject: dryditch fever


Author:
matthias
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Date Posted: 16:09:55 03/14/05 Mon
the flowers of icetor in the tomb of martin the warrior and on the northern mountains

im inna newbies dorm
Subject: cure for tummy ache (otters only )


Author:
Seastar Quickrudder
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Date Posted: 16:14:07 03/13/05 Sun
im in slipery sneaks
swim in the abbey pond then have some javelin practise
Subject: cure for love (boys only )


Author:
Seastar Quickrudder
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Date Posted: 16:10:42 03/13/05 Sun
im in slipery sneaks
continu loving them and do what they want to do an get biceps to pound people that make fun of her
Subject: cure for a cut


Author:
Seastar Quickrudder
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Date Posted: 16:07:54 03/13/05 Sun
im in slipery sneaks
call it an honrable war wound and have allot of hotroot soup while recovering
Subject: Cure for being bathed


Author:
Seastar Quickrudder
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Date Posted: 16:04:24 03/13/05 Sun
cover patches of your body in honey then put grass alla over you and it will stick im in slipery sneaks
Subject: Cure for being bathed


Author:
Seastar Quickrudder
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Date Posted: 16:03:14 03/13/05 Sun
cover patches of your body in honey then put grass alla over you and it will stick
Subject: Cure for insulted


Author:
Robin Redflash
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Date Posted: 09:08:43 03/13/05 Sun
There is only one cure for being insulted and that is revenge. The best way to revenge yourself is to buy a pie and chuck it right in their faces when they least expect it! And eat another one!
Subject: Boredom


Author:
Robin Redflash
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Date Posted: 09:04:55 03/13/05 Sun
If you are bored find something to do! Such as buying hotroot soup and poring it down an elders neck and then run like the wind!

I am in the newbie dorm.
Subject: Cure for cuts


Author:
Robin Redflash
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Date Posted: 08:58:49 03/13/05 Sun
I am in the newbies dorm

Put a poltuice of dried bank leaves, nutmeg, mint and bank mud onto the cut then bandage it up and have some pie to eat.
Subject: Cures


Author:
Robin Redflash
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Date Posted: 08:54:24 03/13/05 Sun
I am in the newbie dorm

When you are feeling sad simply drink a lot of strawberry fizz and eat only pudden especially trifle!
Subject: Bee stings


Author:
Robin Redflash
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Date Posted: 08:50:34 03/13/05 Sun
I am in the newbies dorm!

If you get stung by abee then put some bankmud on it with some mint leaves in and eat a lot of candied chestnuts and buy some goodies lik trifle or pie or hotroot soup. If you can sting the bee back!
Subject: Bee stings


Author:
Robin Redflash
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Date Posted: 08:47:17 03/13/05 Sun
If you get stung by a bee but bankmud on the sting with some mint in it and eat lots and lots of candied chestnuts and if you can, sting the bee back!
Subject: cure...


Author:
willowpaw
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Date Posted: 16:01:52 03/10/05 Thu
im new here tangle said i could join but i need some candied chestnuts before i can get into a dorm so here is some cures to earn them... btw im an otter with a white stripe down my forehead and a sling and pebbles for a weapon....

cure for hiccups

<ul>get three friends preferably two tall ones and one short one.
<ul>have your two tall friends hold you upside down while your short one pours some water in your mouth to drink.
<ul>or just have one tall friend swing you around and scare you half to death.

cure for insomnia

<ul>get one cup of milk
<ul>warm it over a fire
<ul>add some honey
then drink it.

warning adult supervision required.
Subject: posts


Author:
Farranore Redtail
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Date Posted: 18:47:08 03/06/05 Sun
Hey guys. A lot of you aren't putting your DORM names in your posts. Some of you I recognize, so I can still give you credit, but a lot of you I've never seen before. So please put your dorm name.
Subject: Cures


Author:
Seastar Quickrudder
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Date Posted: 13:59:47 03/06/05 Sun
1. For rudder ache dip it in trifle.
2. For a sore head call it an honourable war wound and scoff as much as you can.
3. For a cough eat a lot of pudden.
Subject: Cures for anything


Author:
Terragon Scrufftail
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Date Posted: 09:38:54 03/06/05 Sun

EAT CANDIED CHESTNUTS!!!
Subject: Cure for any annoying situations


Author:
Terragon Scrufftail
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Date Posted: 09:35:21 03/06/05 Sun

Cures for another dibbun being told off by an elder:

1. Distract the elder
2. Start a food fight
3. Make annoying noises behind their backs
4. Stand behind the elder, and pull faces at the dibbun
5. Jump from the rafters on to the elder's head (squirrels only)
6. Annouce that you are a wombat

Cures for you or a friend being told off by the Abbot:

7. Ask the Abbot why he wears a dress (his robes)
8. Point out the window, and say: "A dibbun's fallen in the pond!" while the Abbot turns and looks, run away

Cures for bed-time:

9. Ask for a drink of water, then if they go and get you one, hide.
10. Encourage the rest of your dorm to do the same
Subject: cure for itchness


Author:
quickpaw
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Date Posted: 20:28:40 03/05/05 Sat
Ingredients:
1 cup of cold tea with no sugar
1 tsp of cold mik
1/2 cup of flour
1 cup ground candied chestnuts
To Make:
mix together for 5 minuties
rub on itchy spot
Subject: cure for itchness


Author:
quickpaw
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Date Posted: 20:26:09 03/05/05 Sat
Ingredients:
1 cup of cold tea with no sugar
1 tsp of cold mik
1/2 cup of flour
1 cup ground candied chestnuts
To Make:
mix together for 5 minuties
rub on itchy spot
Subject: Cure for a nasty phsick


Author:
Perigordia
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Date Posted: 16:10:18 03/05/05 Sat
Drink a barrel of raspberry cordial, then have some damson pudden
Subject: Cure for a too hungry hare


Author:
Perigordia
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Date Posted: 16:07:46 03/05/05 Sat
Make a scoffin' contest, and make sure the hare's opponent can bally well scoff for the whole bloomin' day . At the end that hare will hate food for a bally day( Perigordia, Newbie)
Subject: Cures with candied chestnuts in them!


Author:
Terragon Scrufftail of the Slippery Sneaks
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Date Posted: 10:55:44 03/05/05 Sat

Cures with candied chestnuts in them for:

Hunger:

1. eat them

Boredom:

2. eat them anyway
3. have a compitition to see who can eat the most
4. see how many you can stack
5. build models out of them, with honey to stick them together
6. try skimming them across the pond
7. fing a sparra friend and give them one for a ride on their back
8. go out on the path and throw them at innocent passers-by

Pins & Needles (gone to sleep)

9. if you've got pins and needles in your foot, or it's gone to sleep, stick a candied chestnut between each toe

Boring parties

10. hand candied chestnuts out and throw lots in the air to catch and plat with.

11. sneak off and find more candied chestnuts. Hee-hee-hee!

Something that hasn't happened yet

12. hide ccs for a future midnight feast

13. tell the elders you are sickening lack-of-sugar-itis, eat ccs, and tell them that you were saved just in time.

14. do nothing except eat ccs, and say you have done a risk assesment, and it's dangerous to do anything that day, except eat ccs.




15. EAT LOTS OF CANDIED CHESTNUTS FOR NO APPARENT REASON!!!!
Subject: A cure for all dibbun ailments


Author:
Perigordia
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Date Posted: 23:09:42 03/04/05 Fri
Cure for all dibbun ailments: give them a candied chesnut 9(newbie)
Subject: Cures by Seastar Quickrudder


Author:
Seastar Quickrudder
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Date Posted: 18:46:01 03/04/05 Fri
(I'm in the Newbie dorm)

1. If it's really hurts cut it off.
2. Eat candied chestnuts all the time!
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