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Remedies
Remedies
**You walk over to a large book and flick through the pages and realise that this is where you write your remedies for illnesses. You look up and a dibbun speaks to you** Write your remedy in the book and then I'll give you chestnuts. But don't forget to give your name and dorm.

Subject: Cure for cleaness


Author:
Smallclaw Digdeep
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Date Posted: 04:14:25 06/18/04 Fri

You first try to avoid badger marm if you cant just go into the kitchens and jump into the first deeper than ever turnip, n tater, n beetroot pie
(yum yum)or just eat a lot and rub the rest on you
Subject: The cure for parents


Author:
Oakseed from Wicked Wastrels
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Date Posted: 04:09:12 06/18/04 Fri

parents of dibbuns
no matter how old
have a cure
that cant be sold

give them flowers and friuts
and gifts aplenty
give them hugs and love
then take a machete

chop up some mint
and some lavander too
mix with strawberry fizz
and make a potion anew

give it to your parents
who trust you now
and they will drink it
and sleep right now.

then go have fun
theres nothing to stop you
and they wont cut of tails
to put in their stew!
Subject: Cure for loneliness


Author:
Astrognash Lutramigo
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Date Posted: 03:10:46 06/18/04 Fri

Maka bunch a fwiends!!!!
Subject: Cure for loneliness


Author:
Astrognash Lutramigo
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Date Posted: 03:09:21 06/18/04 Fri

Maka bunch a fwiends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: Cure for Sadness


Author:
Maybreeze (Newbie)
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Date Posted: 04:51:57 06/16/04 Wed

Cure for Sadness

Bake (or steal) a huge pie (type doesn't matter) with meadowcream on top. Invite a few, or more, friends over to share it with you. Then spend the rest of the day playing. Works every time:-)
Subject: Cure for...


Author:
Qwicksilver Qwillen (of WW)
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Date Posted: 20:37:33 06/15/04 Tue

CURE FOR LONELINESS:
1) Steal yourself a nice big apple pie with meadowcream. Or bake one, if you're the baking type.
2) Find a nice spot in the orchard, well out of the way of elders.
3) Yell at the top of your lungs, "HEY, DOES ANYBEAST WANT SOME APPLE PIE?"
4) Sit down and wait for the dibbuns to flock in.

CURE FOR BOREDOM:
1) Take apple pie, as described above, and find an unsuspecting elder taking a nap.
2) Rather self-explanatory, don't you think?
3) Eat the left-overs.

CURE FOR BATHS
1) Mud. (There's some by the pond.)
Subject: Cure for boredness


Author:
kitt the otter of UB
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Date Posted: 23:43:18 06/13/04 Sun

get some of your friends and a big meadowcream pie, some mud, some smoke bombs made out of damp grass, some warm nettle broth, some dusty parachment, a stick, and one mean elder. Ambush the elder by throwing the smoke bombs and beating the dusty parchment. Throw the meadow cream pie in their face pour warm nettle broth in their fur, and chuck some mudballs at them, all before the dust settles. Then run and call out "looks like a naghty elda needs a baff!"
Subject: The Cure for a Tummy Ache


Author:
Clemantine HoneyBloom
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Date Posted: 01:52:57 06/11/04 Fri

In order to cure the tummy ache of a stubborn dibbun, you must collect an assortment of berries. Dip them in sugar and syrup and feed it to them. Then take them outside and let them lay out in the sun and cool breeze. This will eventually get rid of their tummy ache!
Subject: Cure for Confusion


Author:
Hawthorn Swordsmaid
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Date Posted: 22:23:01 06/06/04 Sun

A cure for confusion is: Lotsa sleep, a cold bath, candied chestnuts, and a good friend.
Subject: The Otter's cure For EVERYTHING!


Author:
Astrognash Lutramigo
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Date Posted: 16:34:18 06/01/04 Tue

An otter's cure for everything is lotsa Hotroot soup.Unfortunately, It's not a cure for bathtime.
Subject: THE CURE


Author:
LATEROSE
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Date Posted: 21:17:30 05/30/04 Sun

I HAVE FOUND A CURE FOR HICCUPS(I CAN'T SPELL WELL) THAT ALWAYS WORKS AND TASTE WONDERFUL!

1.FIRST YOU TAKE 2 SPOONS OF CANDIED CHESTNUT JUCIE.
2.MAKE SURE THERE ARE NO CHUNKS OF NUTS OR ANY OTHER ITEMS.
3.PUT IT ON A SPOON BIG ENOUGH TO HOLD IT ALL AT ONCE.
4.SWALLOW IT. SWALLOW IT ALL AT ONCE.LET IT SLIDE DOWN YOUR THROAT AND HOLD YOUR BREATH FOR 10 SECONDS.
5.YOUR HICCUPS SHOULD BE GONE BY NOW, IF NOT REPATE THIS AGIN.
Subject: cure for boardness!


Author:
shadow paw of the Tricky Tribe
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Date Posted: 01:21:05 05/30/04 Sun


1.Get a lot of friends together.

2.next find some mud to role in.

3.HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Subject: Cure for Ticks


Author:
Kaibe Quicktail
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Date Posted: 12:53:39 05/19/04 Wed

These are the ingredients you need:

>2 tbsp Ground Hotroot
>October Ale
>1 tsp of Ground Oats
>3 tsp of Milk
>4 tbs of Soft Cheese
>A Mixing Bowl

How You Make it:

>Pour Milk in Mixing Bowl.
>Pour in October Ale.
>Add 2 tbsp of Hotroot.
>Then Add 1 tbsp of Ground Oats.
>Finally and Carefully Add Soft Cheese in Mixing Bowl but Make Sure it Doesn't Splash.
>Stir untill its a creamy substance

How To Use It:

Apply in Hair when taking a Bath (The Horror) and scrub 'till bubbly. Then Wash out untill Bubbly.
Subject: vermin blues cure


Author:
sayo of ss
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Date Posted: 03:31:56 05/19/04 Wed

Take a hug e giaganic stick and smack the vermins nose.Stick his tail through his ears out to the other end then to finish it of throw hotroot pepper powder in ther eyes
Subject: Cure for the Itch


Author:
Kaibe Quicktail
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Date Posted: 14:14:23 05/15/04 Sat

Cure for the Itch

ground up 3tb spoons of hotroot and put in bown

put 1 pint of october ale in bowl

stir till hotroot is creamy put in a container and store for 4 weeks.

when weeks are over put a top on the container overnight

then rub cream on body to prevent itches
Subject: Cures


Author:
Nym Litpaw Unabthable Bunch
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Date Posted: 16:42:08 05/13/04 Thu

A cure for a stinging nettle sting. Find a dock leaf and tear it in half, then soak it in cold water for about 1 minute then wrap around where the sting is for 5 secs.

A cure for tummyaches: Do not take the fizik drink two flagons of water and greensap milk mixed together, then ake the fizik
and immediately afterwards drink a flagon of greensap milk (just to take the taste away).

A cure for headeaches find a motherwort plant and eat it WHOLE, then drink as muchas you can of any drink. Then take fizik.

A Cure for cuts: Find a dock leaf ans soak it in warm water, thenwrap around the cut and hold for 1 minute.

A cure for feeling sick: drink a glass of water then spit it out in the pond then take fizik and drink a glass of greensap milk.

A cure for burns: wrap the burn in a dockleaf which has soaked in freezing water for 20 mins.

A cur for wasp/bee stings: warp motherwort in a dockleafe and squeese tightly then wrap around where the sting is for 10 secs (It sting like crazy when you do this).

Nym Litpaw Unbathable Bunch
Subject: Cures


Author:
Treelilly
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Date Posted: 21:58:58 05/09/04 Sun

Bad Breath - Chew on some parsley for five minutes. While chewing, mix some mashed mint leaves with cold water. Set that asside. Get a cup of strawberry fizz. Spit out the parsley and drink the strawberry fizz. Then, swill the mint water in your mouth and spit it out.

Sadness - Brew a pot of mint tea and bake some oat scones. Drink a cup of tea slowly while eating a hot scone. Think about fun stuff while having your snack.

Hiccups and Coughs - Mix lots of herbs, any type of herbs, into a pot of milk. Warm the milk and drink it slowly.
Subject: cure for bee stings


Author:
Arrow redstreak
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Date Posted: 19:30:13 05/09/04 Sun

In a large bowl, mix three ounces of cornsyrup, a tablespoon of honey, snd three sprinkles of gelatin to make it set. Pour onto your beesting, and then pour cold water onto that. In five minutes, peel it of to reveal no sting, no lumps, and a healthy complexion!
Subject: How to cure a few things!


Author:
Cyprus Bushtail, UB
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Date Posted: 21:48:42 05/08/04 Sat

How to cure the hiccups:

Plug your ears and nostrils and drink as much water as you can.

If your buddy has the hiccups then here's what you do...
Put them in a dark room and hide behind a chair or something. When they least expect it, jump out a scare them! It should scare their hiccups away!


How to cure overeating at a feast.

When you've eaten too much salad, cheese, oat farls, and all the "healthy stuff" just mention dessert! That should make them as hungry as a starving hare! (No offense to anyone!)


How to cure the Gloomies on a rainy day:

All you have to do is ask an Elder whether you can go outside. They will say no (of course.) Then, you go outside anyway. It should make the rain seem a lot better since you're disobeying an Elder!
Subject: How to cure a few things!


Author:
Cyprus Bushtail, UB
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Date Posted: 21:45:49 05/08/04 Sat

How to cure the hiccups:

Plug your ears and nostrils and drink as much water as you can.

If your buddy has the hiccups then here's what you do...
Put them in a dark room and hide behind a chair or something. When they least expect it, jump out a scare them! It should scare their hiccups away!


How to cure overeating at a feast.

When you've eaten too much salad, cheese, oat farls, and all the "healthy stuff" just mention dessert! That should make them as hungry as a starving hare! (No offense to anyone!)


How to cure the Gloomies on a rainy day:

All you have to do is ask an Elder whether you can go outside. They will say no (of course.) Then, you go outside anyway. It should make the rain seem a lot better since you're disobeying an Elder!
Subject: Cure for boredom, or not having enough stuff for a joke


Author:
Lire in the newbie dorm
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Date Posted: 13:12:21 05/08/04 Sat

Find a rose
Take a couple of the hips
Scrape out all the seeds
Take the seeds and crush them up
Stuff the powder on a cusion or a pillow or sumat
Hey Presto
ITCHING POWDER
Subject: Cure a hare of overeating


Author:
Lire in the newbie dorm
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Date Posted: 13:09:14 05/08/04 Sat

This cure has been handed down through generations of Longpaws cos we've a big appetite, just as big as hare's even though we're otters.

Find a rose,
Cut off the hip,
Cut the hip open and take out the seeds,
Stick the hip in some water,
Drain it,
Drink the water,
Subject: a bloated stoat


Author:
Arrow redstreak of the slippery sneaks
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Date Posted: 04:08:19 05/08/04 Sat

ohhhhhhhhhhh...
tis a sad tale i must tell you,
about a pore ould stoat,
he was bit by an adder,
tis even sadder,
for he soon started to bloat,

ohh his face was purple,
his lips were blue.
so i gave him pumpernickel stew,
with a drop of lemon,
a grating of cheese
yep he was cured if you please,
but then, he left anyways,
because the abbey warrior chased him away!
Subject: Cure for Thirst


Author:
Anubis of the Newbies
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Date Posted: 07:05:06 05/06/04 Thu

The ground up leaves of the water root and the stalks of pickel weed, when mixed together, form a tough paste. When you're going on a long journey and are lacking water, all you have to do is break of a small piece and chew it and it will keep your toungue moist so you won't feel the thirst.
Subject: Cure for Thirst


Author:
Anubis of the Newbies
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Date Posted: 07:02:55 05/06/04 Thu

The ground up leaves of the water root and the stalks of pickel weed, when mixed together, form a tough paste. When you're going on a long journey and are lacking water, all you have to do is break of a small piece and chew it and it will keep your toungue moist so you won't feel the thirst.
Subject: Cures for hunger and boredom


Author:
Tinsy Stormsight, AA
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Date Posted: 01:55:54 05/06/04 Thu

For hunger((will not work on a searat ship!!)):
1. Find a kitchen
2. Put of your cutest look
3. Walk up to the cook while wearing it.
4. Say something along the lines of. " Could You pleeeze pleeeze give me some food??"
5. Continue being Cute until food is given

For boredom
1. Find a few bags of colored sugar
2. Find a buddy
3. Sing with him/her in your most terrible voice
4. Watch beasts run from room
5. Throw sugar at their backs as they go and yell "Want some sugar??"
6. Fall over laughing as they run
Subject: cure for tatoos


Author:
Tral Swiftleaf of the newbies
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Date Posted: 00:11:52 05/06/04 Thu

1st: put the creature to sleep (smoldering herbs work the best)
2nd: wash their tatoos (use a flowery soap)
3rd: pull out all the fur with tatoos that you can (be careful!!!)
4th: wash the tatoos again
5th: then use charcoal to mark any pink patches until fur grows back (takes 6 to 7 weeks)
Subject: cure for cuts


Author:
Din Jin
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Date Posted: 23:55:15 05/04/04 Tue

wash it out then rub alcohol
Subject: cure for taking a bath


Author:
Din Jin
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Date Posted: 23:48:59 05/04/04 Tue

hide some were until they decide to leave you alone
Subject: cure for sleepyness


Author:
Din Jin
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Date Posted: 23:43:29 05/04/04 Tue

1.eat lots of suger

2.eat lots of food with spice in it
Subject: cure for paw ache READ ME!!!!!!!


Author:
Din Jin
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Date Posted: 23:38:00 05/04/04 Tue

1.sit down

2.rub your paws
Subject: cure for sadness


Author:
Din Jin
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Date Posted: 23:32:10 05/04/04 Tue

1.tell a funny joke

2.make milk come out your nose

3.play a fun game

4.annoy an elder

5.stuff your face with pie

6.play in the mud
Subject: cure for anything


Author:
Din Jin
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Date Posted: 22:37:40 05/03/04 Mon

Eat lots of cherries cake candied chestnuts and anything
that is sweet.Also drink anything that you like.
Subject: Cure for cuts, scratches, hiccups.....(Remedy Book inside a Remedy Book...)


Author:
Dewflower Moonbeam
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Date Posted: 00:51:36 05/02/04 Sun

Scratches: Apply some water with grounded pine leaves. Mix until it formes paste. Apply to area with a bandage.

Cuts: Apply some ground powdery Dewflower flowers with Ground Pine Leaves and water. Also miz until it forms paste. Apply to area with a bandage made from soft cloth.

Hiccups: Drink some Honey mixed with October Ale and a pinch of Sugar.

Cure for Bee Stings: Add some crushed almonds, 2 drid strawberries, and a teaspoon of Greensap Milk. Mix until it forms into paste and apply it on area....DON'T ITCH!!!

Cure for a blistered hand or foot.: Drench your foot into a Mixture of Summer Ale and powder of finely ground candied chestnuts. Add 5 rose petals in the water for a scent.....REMINDER: DO NOT DRINK!!!!!!!!1
Subject: Cure for stomachaches


Author:
Andro of the Newbie Dorm
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Date Posted: 18:03:17 05/01/04 Sat

The cure for stomach aches is as follows:
First, take fifteen candied chestnuts, and grind them into a fine powder. Second, take the power and mix it with some strawberry cordial. Third, drink the mixture.
(note:If it is a really bad stomachache, use twenty candied chestnuts)
Subject: Cure for bad tasting food.


Author:
Wisker Fuzzypaws
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Date Posted: 16:52:13 05/01/04 Sat

If an elder is trieing to get you to eat healthy foods that taste nasty, then here is what you should do:First, find out how much this disgusting meal weighs. Seccond, gather two strawberries for every ounce the foul tasting concoction weighs, they must be of considerably large size. Third, steal a few tasty treats from the kitchens, they must be soft. Fourth, find honey (if you didn't during the third step). Then, mash this until it is creamy. Finally, get your friends to distract the elders so that you can mix the tasty mix with the not so tasty meal that your elders want you to eat. Do not use this idea if you are allergic or just not too fond of any of the ingredients.


Wisker Fuzzypaws of the Fearsome Fiends.
Subject: blinkin fizzicks for sick


Author:
Mem' Lolivie
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Date Posted: 16:36:52 05/01/04 Sat

I am the top notch creator of yummy tastin fizzicks.

Anyhow... Cure for Brave 'n' Wounded Warriors

First: All the food, company, and rest they want. We shouldn't deprive the brave souls of what they deserve, wot!

Anyway, for wounds cruch some dockleaves with any nice smelling flower, as long as it isn't poisonous. Now, put this crunched mixture in a jolly mixin bowl and pour in a wee smidgen of strawberry fizz corjial. Bandage the mixture on and change every other day.

Next One: Cure for Fevers

First: They are allowed the same as above, the dear sick ones.

Anyhow, take some slightly warm october ale and pore in the current medication for fevers, not much, mind, along with some sleeping powder, and don't let the rotters pore much in either! This should be administered twice a day, okeydok!
Subject: Cure for hayfever


Author:
Lire in the newbie dorm
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Date Posted: 19:17:05 04/27/04 Tue

To cure Hayfever put some hotroot pepper on a dock leave and fold it up. Hold the dock leave to your nose every few minutes.
Subject: Cure for hayfever


Author:
Lire in the newbie dorm
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Date Posted: 19:15:44 04/27/04 Tue

To cure Hayfever put some hotroot pepper on a dock leave and fold it up. Hold the dock leave to your nose every few minutes.
Subject: cure to stop chatterboxes


Author:
Mariel
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Date Posted: 05:24:29 04/25/04 Sun

stick some tape to their mouth
Subject: Cures


Author:
oleman
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Date Posted: 00:15:35 04/25/04 Sun

elder tan your tail eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

1.dench it in summer ale

2.eat it

3.tan thier tail

4. dench it in water

5.think of apples

6.cake it in mud and get a bath

7.poke it

8.cut it off

9.shoot it with an arrow

10. eat 10 apples

11.ingore it

12.have viermin chase you

13.have a party with it

14.bite and eat it

15. chew it

16.drink bulebeerry suprup

17. eat strewberrys

18.eat spinch EEEEEEEEE!

19.chew wood

20.talk to it
Subject: Cure fer the pain of Stubbed Toes!


Author:
Vittalo of the Clever Clan
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Date Posted: 03:27:20 04/23/04 Fri

Drench yer foot in October Ale.

Then, eat as much hotroot peppers as ye can.

Yer insides will feel like on fire, so ye wont feel the pain of the stubbed toe!
Subject: Got an elder hot on your tail?


Author:
Purplepaw
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Date Posted: 01:10:14 04/23/04 Fri

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Subject: cure


Author:
Cadenzie of the Clever Clan
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Date Posted: 23:33:35 04/19/04 Mon

Cure for a rash: Mix honey and meadow cream together, and put it on the rash. It should get better right away!

Cure for a stomachache: Go the to strawberry patch and eat as many strawberries as you can.

Cure for sleepiness: Get 50 candied chestnuts, and 2 cherry pies. Stick all the candidied chestnuts in the pies, and eat them both!
Subject: Cures


Author:
Kana
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Date Posted: 20:44:03 04/19/04 Mon

1.eat 24 pasties to cure hunger
2.have a water fight to cure dryness
3.tikle de 'fimery sista to make her chase you-cure for goodygoody dibbun
4.drink upsi'e down(ifen possible) to cure hiccups
5.roll ina mud to cure cleeness(aaahhhh)
6.have a food eetin contest with a hair to cure sensableness
7.just eet cures eneefing
8.get carried of by an eagle cure for can't fly-itis
9.play a prank cure for sumfin
10.rite cures cure for bordum
Subject: lotsa cures 505ccs please


Author:
Florien Scoffface Whipscut, Naughty Knot
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Date Posted: 16:54:25 04/19/04 Mon

Cures


1. Cure for not being ticklish: take two strawberries and grind them in to paste along with a pinch of sugar and flour. Then apply paste to areas, which you no longer wish to be ticklish. Let it stay overnight. Then when an elder runs up to you and tries to tickle you they won’t feel anything


2. Cure to BE ticklish: Now every dibbun knows that being tickled is pure torture but we keep it secret that we don’t even know; that is that we like being tickled. Now stand on your head for 24 hours with chocolate covered broccoli stuck in your nose. Then you are cured!

3. Cure of to like nettle broth: the key to liking nettle broth (yuck) is to drink lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of nettle broth and by the time your done drinking it (if your not dead) you will like nettle broth, but then again, who would want to like nettle broth.


4. Cure to being a naughty dibbuns: you don’t want to become a good dibbuns so there is not cure

5. A cure to become muddy: go off and roll in some mud then live in the mud until it dries up. When that happens crawl out and mud and the mud should be so soaked into your fur that it will be impossible to clean again.

6. A cure to be naughty: Dibbuns are naturally naughty so you can’t get anymore naughty

7. A cure for Bloodwrath: take exactly 27 blue flowers (no more no less) and get the juice from it. Then when Bloodwrath comes pour the juice in your eyes and presto your eyes will turn blue and if your eyes are blue then you can’t have the blood red eyes of Bloodwrath. It does work that way right?

8. A cure to get rid of antlers: Dibbuns don’t have antlers so you don’t need to get rid of any


9. A cure of how to shorten your #1: take one quart of blueberry juice and soak your tail in it until it is stained. Then suck all the blueberry juice off your tail and it will be shorter.
10. A cure of how to shorten your tail #2: get your tail stuck in a door and run as hard as you can
11. A cure of how to shorten your tail #3: Sleepwalk to the Great Hall around midnight (there may be some other sleepwalker there getting some stupid unimportant message from MTW). Then lighting will flash and thunder w ill roar and the sword of MTW will fly down and cut your tail.
12. A cure of how to shorten your tail #4: Inject your tail with a poison then it will have to be amputated.
13. A cure of how to shorten your tail #5: Yell and scream and threaten it in a dangerous way until it shrinks
14. A cure of how to shorten your tail #6 Gnaw on it
15. A cure of how to shorten your tail #7 Cut it
16. A cure of how to shorten your tail #8 fart waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to much
17. A cure of how to shorten your tail #9 overwork (exercise) it
18. A cure of how to shorten your tail #10 nibble on it when you’re nervous
19. A cure of how to shorten your tail #11 get a fat person to sit on it
20. A cure of how to shorten your tail #12 get Ma Mellus mad at you
21. A cure of how to shorten your tail #13 Down go to sleep so Ma Mellus will skelp it
22. A cure of how to shorten your tail #14 blow your nose on it
23. A cure of how to shorten your tail #15 get a person with bad breath to blow on it
24. A cure of how to shorten your tail #16 get a high voice mousemaid to scream
25. A cure of how to shorten your tail #17 scratch a blackboard
26. A cure of how to shorten your tail #18 rub slimy forest goo on it
27. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #1 love an cuddle it until it starts to get bigger
28. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #2 compliment it until its ego gets so large that it starts to grow
29. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #3 take lessons from Cluny the Scourge of how to give your tail the ultimate workout
30. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #4: take MTW’s sword and swing it around using your tail.
31. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #5 stop farting as much
32. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #6 stop farting altogether
33. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #7 tell it to
34. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #8 Have MTW talk to it and then its ego will get so huge that it will really swell.
35. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #9 take up break dancing and use your tail to spin you
36. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #10 dance to awesome music
37. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #11 have a pretty mousemaid kiss it
38. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #12 have Ma Mellus grab it at each end and stretch it
39. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #13 stop cleaning and all the muck on it will make it look bigger
40. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #14 hang from your tail for 24 hours and it will be very stretched making it huge.
41. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #15 threaten it
42. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #16 force it to absorb lots of water
43. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #17 slam it repeatedly in a door making it swell
44. A cure for warts #1 bite it off
45. A cure for warts #2 grind it off
46. A cure for warts #3 yell at it
47. A cure for warts #4 soak it in water at midnight on Friday the thirteenth
48. A cure for warts #5 have a person with bad breath on it
49. A cure for warts #6 slam it in a door
50. A cure for warts #7 soak it in nettle broth
51. A cure for warts #8 stick broccoli in your ears and balance a pencil vertically on your nose then light the tip of the pencil on fire
52. A cure for warts #9 walk on it
53. A cure for warts #10 hammer it
54. A cure for warts #11 walk of quietly and spank it
55. A cure for warts #12 At midnight walk to the pond say ethimerthi scanema and a grayling will come up and bite it off
56. A cure for warts #13 sleepwalk to the Great Hall and have MTW’s spirit cut it off
57. A cure for warts #14 have the infirmary keeper boil it off
58. A cure for warts #15 nibble on it
59. A cure for warts #16 stare at it
60. A cure for warts #17 amputate the body part that has it on
61. A cure for warts #18 carelessly play with fire (FUN!)
62. A cure for warts #19 ignore it
63. A cure for warts #20 pick your nose with it
64. A cure for warts #21 turn up the volume so much that it vibrates off
65. A cure for warts #22 jam it in a print it
66. A cure for warts #23 sunburn it
67. A cure for warts #24 have the gatekeeper close the gate on it
68. A cure for warts #25 curse at it (though I doubt any dibbuns know any curses)
69. A cure for warts #26 rip it off and use it as fishing bait
70. A cure for warts #27 wait for it to heal
71. A cure for boredom #1 do something
72. A cure for boredom #2 attack Ma Mellus with spitballs
73. A cure for boredom #3 run around in circles until you throw up
74. A cure for boredom #4 do something crazy
75. A cure for boredom #5 go swimming
76. A cure for boredom #6 eat
77. A cure for boredom #7 do something that involves meadowcream pies and angry elders
78. A cure for boredom #8 challenge a hare to a race around mossflower
79. A cure for boredom #9 cheat
80. A cure for boredom #10 hit yourself silly
81. A cure for boredom #11 listen to music so loud you go deaf then you’ll be so busy learning to hear again that you can’t get bored
82. A cure for boredom #12 walk into a wall
83. A cure for boredom #13 raid the kitchens
84. A cure for boredom #14 have a spaz
85. A cure for boredom #15 get Bloodwrath
86. A cure for boredom #16 go out your eyes cross-eyed until they stay like that
87. A cure for boredom #17 save mossflower and Redwall
88. A cure for boredom #18 become the ruler of Salamandastron
89. A cure for boredom #19 right a ton of cures
90. A cure for boredom #20 think of ccs
91. A cure for boredom #21 drool
92. A cure for boredom #22 mess up the gate house
93. A cure for boredom #23 roll in mud
94. A cure for boredom #25 bungee jump off the roof of the Abby
95. A cure for boredom #26 commit suicide and in the process try to stop
96. A cure for boredom #27 be nice to the elders and right as they start to trust your WHAM get ‘em with a load of honey and feathers
97. A cure for boredom #28 write a horror story of zombie squirrels then dress up as a zombie squirrel and scare the wits out of someone.
98. A cure for boredom #29 sing ‘the song that never ends’ until the elders go insane
99. A cure for boredom #30 try to fly
100.A cure for boredom #31 think of the 500ccs that I’m gonna get from these 100 cure, that is not including the other ones I’m gonna make
100. A cure of pain #1 wait for it to go away
101. A cure of pain #2 tell it that its annoying and that it should go away.


More coming soon
Subject: A cure for a dibbun thats too hot.


Author:
Fayna swiftbrook of cc
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Date Posted: 17:36:30 04/18/04 Sun

1)Gather yourself afew mateys.
2)Go and stand by the pond.
3)Get yourself about 50 water balloons
4)Have a MASSIVE Water fight.
5)you're cured!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: A cure for a dibbun thats too hot.


Author:
Fayna swiftbrook of cc
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Date Posted: 17:35:06 04/18/04 Sun

1)Gather yourself afew mateys.
2)Go and stand by the pond.
3)Get yourself about 50 water balloons
4)Have a MASSIVE Water fight.
5)you're cured!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: Cure for Keeping out of the Bath.


Author:
Springald
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Date Posted: 21:03:28 04/17/04 Sat

Go jump into the Abbey pond and swim around a while and have fun right before bath time. When Ma Mellus calls you over to bath you, it looks like you've already done it. It works every time (as long as Mellus doesn't see you doing it).
Subject: Cure for a Stomach Ache


Author:
Springald
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Date Posted: 21:01:17 04/17/04 Sat

Ingredients: 1 pre-made damson pudding
100 candied chestnuts
10 scones

Instructions: First, put 50 candied chestnuts in the damson pudding.
Second, put all the food on a table in front of you.
Third, scoff all the food as fast as you can so that no other dibbuns or elders can ask for any. Your tummy will be full and feel much better.

Note: The recipie works best if you steal the ingredients when they're fresh out of the oven.
Subject: Annoy Elders


Author:
Patrick Dost
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Date Posted: 22:30:12 04/14/04 Wed

If a elder tells you to go to bed, throw sand in their face and hide in your bed, they won't look there. Then run to the kichen and stuff your face with vittles!!
Subject: Cure of Overeating for all species except hares


Author:
Beast the Wild Warrior of the Newbies
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Date Posted: 01:39:08 04/14/04 Wed

If any beast other than a hare has a jolly old problem of overeating wat i suggest is to sit next to a bally hare. Sacraficing himself the hare will galiantly help the poor chap by eating everything for him jolly decent of us wot wot wot?
Subject: remedie for headaches caused by mum's mellus


Author:
meera
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Date Posted: 01:05:58 04/13/04 Tue

To cure, use one bucket of water, and splash over ones face, that should help!
Subject: Cure for Cold


Author:
Firo
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Date Posted: 21:08:51 04/12/04 Mon

Herza cure for da cold!Take a candy nutter an' some cherry cordials+orange an' finnly a fizzic(this might need a lot more sweets)!!!!!!
Subject: cure for fear of mother mellus giving you a bath


Author:
coalstripe
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Date Posted: 20:35:41 04/12/04 Mon

cure for mother mellus fear: what you'll need:
50 cup of honey
1000 ccs'
1000 more ccs'
and 1000 more ccs'
plus a good hiding place, possiablly under a table with tons of food under it.

what to do:run under the table with the 3000 cc's and eat them all, but first dip them in honey.
Subject: Infirmary Cure (Redwall Dibbuns)


Author:
Moonrose pod
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Date Posted: 23:17:36 04/09/04 Fri

Cure for nausea:

Mix 1tbsp of ketchup with 1tbsp of mayonnaise. Add a splash of October Ale and some elderflower cordial, then add 3 nettle leaves.(crushed). Make sure its all mixed together, and it will banish your nausea for sure.

submitted by Moonrose of the Dastardly Dibbuns
Subject: Cure for Poison Ivy


Author:
Pellub
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Date Posted: 21:50:06 04/09/04 Fri

Oi'm in Slippery Sneaks.Moi name ees Pellub. This is moi cure oidea for poison oivy.

1 bag of candied chestnuts
10 cups of meadowcream
10 cups of sugar

DIRECTIONS:
Mix together in a big bowl. Keep mixing untol you just can't stand it and then eat it.
Subject: Cure for Boredom


Author:
Mapelfur Taleheart
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Date Posted: 19:17:54 04/09/04 Fri

Go to DAB!
Subject: my cure bloodwrath


Author:
Goober Goodshot
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Date Posted: 15:33:30 04/09/04 Fri

If you've got bloodwrath but you're that kind of not into killing anything but a pesky fly kinda guy, you take
3 drops of blood red food coloring
2 cups of meadowcream
1 balloon
1 pillow case

mix the food coloring and meadowcream together and draw a face on your pillow. Fill up the balloon with your red meadowcream (which shouldn't be too red. Put the balloon in the pillow case. Take a thick stick and give the pillow a good beating. It should look like you're killing someone. And tada, your bloodwrath is cured.
P.S. If you like meadowcream, you can eat some out of the 'sploded balloon!
Subject: Cures for boredom


Author:
Goober Goodshot
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Date Posted: 15:05:35 04/09/04 Fri

my cures for boredom
1. have a pilow fight
2. round up a ton of other bored dibbuns and raid the kitchen
3. FOODFIGHT!!!
4. get some friends and play tag
5. throw a meadowcream pie into Skipper's (or any other elder's) face
6. sneak a bowl of hot soup onto an elder's chair (wait somewhere within earshot of your target and listen for a yelp)
Subject: cure unconciousness


Author:
Poilub the Mole
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Date Posted: 23:03:41 04/08/04 Thu

Take smelly things and put them in a unwashed bowl.Then put the bowl on the unconcious dibbun's chest.In a few seconds
they will awake.
Subject: cure for sleepiness


Author:
Yona Hedgehog
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Date Posted: 15:31:35 04/08/04 Thu

Ingriedients:
1 sleepy dibbun
At least 5 awake dibbuns
5 Foghorns

First,find the sleepy dibbun.Next,have the awake dibbuns blow their foghorn at least 3 feet away from the sleepy one.The dibbun is healed !!!!!!!!!(If dibbun isn't,give him/her some trifle.)
Subject: CURE ANYTHING!!!!!


Author:
Wisker Fuzzypaws
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Date Posted: 23:14:21 04/07/04 Wed

This remedie is only for mice and moles. If you're sick with a rare desease that could be fatal or if you just have a common cold, use this potion. If you notice that some of the ingrediants are rare and hard to find, don't feel down on your luck, they are located at your nearest infirmary:
6 Flowers of Icetor
8 feathers of hawk
140 almonds

mix with Sister Cicely's Warm Nettle Soup, then, add your favorite beverage. Boil this for three hours. If done correcty, the remedie should have you feeling right as rain in notime!


WARNING
Side effects may occur. They include headaches, drowziness, and temporarily turning into an orange weasle with a large, green, and yellow nose.
Subject: A cure for not being sick


Author:
Wisker Fuzzpaws
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Date Posted: 22:27:52 04/07/04 Wed

If you see a lot of interesting remedies, this one will make you ill so you can try one of the others:
2 ounces of mildew
3 pounds of mold
16 squashed insects
1 dead spider
whts left of the Shrimp an' 'otroot soup from four summers ago.
Subject: cure for annoying elder


Author:
SpeedRain
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Date Posted: 14:42:39 04/07/04 Wed

wake up early when de eldur is still snorin mash up strawberrys and us de juice to make spots on him. cover him with itchy powder and when he wakes up tell Sister Alkanet to phyisk him and have take a bath. next u run away as fast as u can and hide in the cupboard and eat ccs an drink loks an loks of strawberry fizz.
Subject: Are you bored? want some amusement? Get my miracle iory seed!


Author:
Arrow Redstreak
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Date Posted: 03:08:25 04/07/04 Wed

So your bored, then listen to this! Take an iory seed, and put it into any food you like, from a strawberry to a trifle, and make sure someone you're mad at eats it. After a certain period of time, you victim will start sprouting purple nose hair and a very long beard. This will wear off in three hours, but your laughter won't!

**Arrow redstreak of the slippery sneaks**

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Subject: Are you bored? want some amusement? Get my miracle iory seed!


Author:
Arrow Redstreak
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Date Posted: 01:55:13 04/07/04 Wed

So your bored, then listen to this! Take an iory seed, and put it into any food you like, from a strawberry to a trifle, and make sure someone you're mad at eats it. After a certain period of time, you victim will start sprouting purple nose hair and a very long beard. This will wear off in three hours, but your laughter won't!

**Arrow redstreak of the slippery sneaks**

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Subject: Cur for gluttonous hares


Author:
Arrow redstreak
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Date Posted: 02:31:16 04/06/04 Tue

Ingredients for Arrow's famous rockcakes:

1 HARD rock
5 cups of meadow cream,
1 cup of mixed berries

Simply wash pays first. Next wash your rock. Using a spoon, spread meadowcream evenly on the rock. Finish by topping with berries, coconut, fruit, anything that looks good. Serve to you hare. Trust me, he won't have ANY teeth left to eat with once you're finished!

**arrow redstreak of the slippery sneaks**
Subject: Cur for gluttonous hares


Author:
Arrow redstreak
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Date Posted: 02:29:57 04/06/04 Tue

Ingredients for Arrow's famous rockcakes:

1 HARD rock
5 cups of meadow cream,
1 cup of mixed berries

Simply wash pays first. Next wash your rock. Using a spoon, spread meadowcream evenly on the rock. Finish by topping with berries, coconut, fruit, anything that looks good. Serve to you hare. Trust me, he won't have ANY teeth left to eat with once you're finished!

**arrow redstreak of the slippery sneaks**
Subject: Cur for gluttonous hares


Author:
Arrow redstreak
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Date Posted: 00:49:46 04/06/04 Tue

Ingredients for Arrow's famous rockcakes:

1 HARD rock
5 cups of meadow cream,
1 cup of mixed berries

Simply wash pays first. Next wash your rock. Using a spoon, spread meadowcream evenly on the rock. Finish by topping with berries, coconut, fruit, anything that looks good. Serve to you hare. Trust me, he won't have ANY teeth left to eat with once you're finished!

**arrow redstreak of the slippery sneaks**
Subject: Oops! Sorry! I'm in the Newbie dorm at the moment. Can I still get my cc's?


Author:
Lire in the newbie dorm
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Date Posted: 19:09:08 04/05/04 Mon

Subject: Cure for a nightmare


Author:
Lire
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Date Posted: 19:03:53 04/05/04 Mon

To cure a nightmare,
Here's what to do,
Mix strawberies and dandilions,
Till they're like glue.

Take a pine needle brush,
And dip it in the stuff,
And spread it on a pillow case,
And stick on bits of fluff.

Turn the pillow case,
Inside out,
Then pin the pillow case up,
And jump about.

You'll fall asleep,
And then all your bad dreams,
Will be stuck in the strawberry,
In the pillowcase's seams!
Subject: cure for sore eyes continued...


Author:
Arrow Redstreak
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Date Posted: 00:24:52 04/05/04 Mon

If the eyedrops don't work, create a huge chocolate sunday with extra meadowcream and TONS of strawberries. Trust me, your dibbun will get a bit messy, but eyesight will be cured!
(A sight for sore eyes..heheheh)


**Arrow Redstreak of the slippery sneaks**
Subject: cure for sore eyes


Author:
Arrow Redstreak
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Date Posted: 00:21:56 04/05/04 Mon

The first way is to mix one cup of spring water, two cups of mint extract, and three cups of lilac in a bowl. Bring to a steady boil for eight minutes exact. Let cool in unwarm place, suck as the cellars. Once fairly cold, put mixture into an eyedropper, and put three to four drops in eyes every four hours. You'll be healed in half a day!

**Arrow redstreak of the slippery sneaks**
Subject: Remediy for wanting-a-bathtitis


Author:
Yona Hedgehog,Newbie Dorm
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Date Posted: 22:54:36 04/04/04 Sun

To cure want-a-bathtitis,you need:
Mud(lotsof it)
At least 5 Dibbuns

First,have all the dibbuns gather up alot of mud.Then,throw it at the sick dibbun.Congrats,the dibbun is healed!!!
Subject: sorry!


Author:
Sleak Stream
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Date Posted: 15:17:35 04/04/04 Sun

SORRY! im a newbe (oi thinks)
Subject: MY remidy


Author:
Sleak Stream
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Date Posted: 15:13:10 04/04/04 Sun

wash winter green in a mountain spring. then crush with basalt
crush dried cone flower lieves with a newly broken pine stick then stick everything together with spruce sap
for every cup of goo mix with five cups of boiling spring watter and two cups of hot hunny

curs any headace
Subject: cure for tummy ache


Author:
strongwarrior
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Date Posted: 15:17:44 03/31/04 Wed

Ingredients:
1. 10 cc's
2. October Ale
3. Bread

Drink some of the ale the eat the cc's one at a time.
Drink a little bit more ale then eat the bread.
Finish drinking the ale.
Subject: Cures


Author:
Springspark
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Date Posted: 05:58:14 03/31/04 Wed

This is for when you have a tummyache:
1 cup of meadowcream
1/2 cup rasberries
1 Tbls. honey
A big bowl of ice cream
Mix it all together and your tummyache should go away. After that, take a walk in the Abbey orchard and eat ten strawberries to make sure the tummyache doesn't come back.
Subject: Cure for the blues


Author:
Peacerly Waterwillow
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Date Posted: 01:37:59 03/31/04 Wed

When you have the blues and are feeling down,
Imagine yourself in a shining crown,
Look at a star and make a wish,
Go to the pond and catch a big fish,
Lay in the sun and name a cloud,
Do something of which to be proud,
Sit with friends and have a candied chestnut feast,
Dream of winning a battle with a horrible beast.
Play a game,
Re-invent your name,
AND IF NONE OF THAT WORKS CRAWL IN BED AND CRY!!
Subject: miraculous grumpy elder cure


Author:
arrow redreak of the slippery sneaks
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Date Posted: 02:28:02 03/29/04 Mon

First, take a swim in the pond and put on a soothing cream coloured coloured habit (pale blue or green for boy dibbuns!). Next, make a cup of strong chamomile tea. Steal the sister's sleeping draught and pour lots inna drink. Give kindly to your elder. Once they are in a deep sleep MAKE AS MUCH MESS AS POSSIBLE, and leave Basil stag hare in the room.(you'll come up with an excuse) Shut and lock the door. Bang on a pan until the elder wakes up. Listen in ammusement to your elder whacking basil with a broom. Your elder is now cured. They are not grumpy, THEY ARE FLIPPIN' MAD! (who said you can't get enjoyment out of it?!)

**Arrow redstreak of the slippery sneaks**
Subject: the merical cure for a very bad headach


Author:
Flora the good
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Date Posted: 02:13:20 03/28/04 Sun

first eat a lot of food.second put a huge piece of ice on your head this will numb the pain.third take a ssnnoozzee.
Subject: the merical cure for a very bad headach


Author:
Flora the good
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Date Posted: 02:08:23 03/28/04 Sun

first eat a lot of food.second put a huge piece of ice on your head this will numb the pain.third take a ssnnoozzee.
Subject: Cure for a dibbun with nothing to do


Author:
Songbright, Active Array¢¾¢¾¢¾
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Date Posted: 18:04:36 03/27/04 Sat

¢¾ "Cure for a Dibbun with nothing to do"☺
Ingredients:
1 Dibbun with nothing to do
1 clean, white sheet
1 big bucket of meadowcream
lots of red, berrie-juice dye
1 unsuspecting elder
a quick escape route

Directions:Put the red dye in the bucket of meadowcream.Mix well.Lay the sheet out on a flat surface.Pour the now red meadowcream in the middle of the sheet.Roll up the sheet, making a bundle with the meadowcream inside.Tie the ends loosely with rope. Climb up on the roof of the abbey and drop the bundle on the unsuspecting elder.Take the escape route.Fast.Don't get caught.
Subject: Cure for Bloodwrath:


Author:
Gaffreel, Giggling Gang
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Date Posted: 19:18:09 03/21/04 Sun

Cure for Bloodwrath:

Go out and slay as many vermin as you can. Then come back inside and drink a whole flagon of strawberry fizz. Then go back outside and bang your head against the wall. Then come back in and drink a flagon of October Ale.

Jangeye Swiftinn, Forest Watchers
Subject: cure for stuffed up snouts


Author:
Arrow Redstreak
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Date Posted: 20:34:06 03/18/04 Thu

Carefully , mix mint leaves into one cup of boiling water, leave this until water has cooled.

Next, strain out the mint and add a sprinkle of strong powdered thyme and ginger.

Bring to a boil, and strain once more. Lastly, add any sweet smelling thing you want, preferably flowers or honey.

Now, take out the flowers or plant (if you chose a liquid like honey, just leave it!) And bring concotion to a boil for five minutes. (your just about done!)

Put the strong smelling liquid into a shallow basin, and let dibbun lean over it with a towel on his/her head to breathe it in. Let them breathe it in as long as they wants, careful not to touch the hot water.

Cool their face once finished with it, and then you could pour the medicin on any sort of plant, it is high in nutrients!

CXontinue making fresh batches for three days, and your dibbun should be healthy again!

**Arrow Redstreak**
**slippery sneaks**
Subject: cure for stuffed up snouts


Author:
Arrow Redstreak
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Date Posted: 20:31:04 03/18/04 Thu

Carefully , mix mint leaves into one cup of boiling water, leave this until water has cooled.

Next, strain out the mint and add a sprinkle of strong powdered thyme and ginger.

Bring to a boil, and strain once more. Lastly, add any sweet smelling thing you want, preferably flowers or honey.

Now, take out the flowers or plant (if you chose a liquid like honey, just leave it!) And bring concotion to a boil for five minutes. (your just about done!)

Put the strong smelling liquid into a shallow basin, and let dibbun lean over it with a towel on his/her head to breathe it in. Let them breathe it in as long as they wants, careful not to touch the hot water.

Cool their face once finished with it, and then you could pour the medicin on any sort of plant, it is high in nutrients!

CXontinue making fresh batches for three days, and your dibbun should be healthy again!

**Arrow Redstreak**
**slippery sneaks**
Subject: Cure for the flu


Author:
Twisha Longspike
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Date Posted: 23:57:14 03/16/04 Tue

Garlic soup!
5 garlic cloves
1 can of chicken noodle soup
method: Cook up the chicken noodle. Chop garlic into small peaces. Add to soup. Stir until garlic is soft. Serve with white buns.
Subject: Nidak's Cure for Big Bad Boo Boos


Author:
Nidak N Storm Alarm (faithful hawk companion)
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Date Posted: 01:51:08 03/16/04 Tue

First you take a nice soft wash clothe (thats wet to clean da boo boo)and put it on the boo boo to stop the bleeding. Den you put special healing herbs on da boo boo. Last you
take a big white bandaid and wrap it tightly on de boo boo. Oh and did I mention you give the boo boo victim candied chesnuts (the ones you eat) and stawbee fizz to stop the blinding pain?

Nidak

P.S. I got a bad boo boo on my knee (for real) and I'm wonderin if you could heal it.
Subject: Nidak's Cure for Big Bad Boo Boos


Author:
Nidak N Storm Alarm (faithful hawk companion)
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Date Posted: 01:48:21 03/16/04 Tue

First you take a nice soft wash clothe (thats wet to clean da boo boo)and put it on the boo boo to stop the bleeding. Den you put special healing herbs on da boo boo. Last you
take a big white bandaid and wrap it tightly on de boo boo. Oh and did I mention you give the boo boo victim candied chesnuts (the ones you eat) and stawbee fizz to stop the blinding pain?

Nidak

P.S. I got a bad boo boo on my knee (for real) and I'm wonderin if you could heal it.
Subject: Blister Cure


Author:
Nightshadow the badger
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Date Posted: 17:20:30 03/14/04 Sun

Insert blister into jug of pickle juice. Will harden to a less painful callus.
Subject: Cure for Dryditch fever


Author:
Nightshadow
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Date Posted: 17:10:10 03/14/04 Sun

Boil Flowers of Icetor in springwater. Drink.
Subject: Cure for Anger


Author:
Nightshadow
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Date Posted: 17:08:36 03/14/04 Sun

Take 1 pillow. Put it to your snout. Take a deep breath. Scream into pillow.
Subject: Nidak's Cure To Takin A Baff


Author:
Nidak and Storm Alarm (faithful hawk companion)
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Date Posted: 18:41:49 03/13/04 Sat

Nidak's Cure To Takin A Baff

1. Run From The Elders
2. Hide
3. When The Coast Is Clear Dive Into The Abbey Pond
4. Once Clean From All The Swimmin Find Clean Hbit

CAUTION: If You Are Not An Otter You MUST Get Skipper's Help. I'm Sure He'd Be Happy To (He Helped Me Before I Learned To Swim, I'm An Otter)
Subject: Nidak's Cure To Takin A Baff


Author:
Nidak and Storm Alarm (faithful hawk companion)
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Date Posted: 18:39:35 03/13/04 Sat

Nidak's Cure To Takin A Baff

1. Run From The Elders
2. Hide
3. When The Coast Is Clear Dive Into The Abbey Pond
4. Once Clean From All The Swimmin Find Clean Hbit

CAUTION: If You Are Not An Otter You MUST Get Skipper's Help. I'm Sure He'd Be Happy To (He Helped Me Before I Learned To Swim, I'm An Otter)
Subject: Mongolian Body Rash cure


Author:
Kydien of Balencia
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Date Posted: 18:08:20 03/13/04 Sat

Mongolian Body Rash.


1.Oatmeal
2.moldy cheese
3.Clorox
4. dishwasher soap
5. soup
6. cleenex
7.dog fur
8.tape
9.more clorx
10.coke

Mix ALL in bowl apply on rash with your nose.

Do I have Mongolian Body Rash?
If you are turning blue and your skin starts falling off. Then you may have it.
Symptoms, Isanity, blue, singing im blue, puss gushing out of ears and nails. You will also breakout very bad!
Subject: Cure for sore throat


Author:
Stripebeak, Newbie
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Date Posted: 11:27:24 03/09/04 Tue

1.Make a cup of tea
2.Add honny
3.Add lemon juice
4.Stir it up
5.Drink it
6.And eat a scone with it
Subject: Cure for sore throat


Author:
Stripebeak, Newbie
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Date Posted: 11:13:29 03/09/04 Tue

1.Make a cup of tea
2.Add honny
3.Add lemon juice
4.Stir it up
5.Drink it
6.And eat a scone with it
Subject: cure for a sad dibbon


Author:
coralleaf
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Date Posted: 17:18:56 03/07/04 Sun

yous make a fwen pway awot make sure take no bat or bed
Subject: cure for a sad dibbon


Author:
coralleaf
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Date Posted: 17:17:40 03/07/04 Sun

yous make a fwen pway awot make sure take no bat or bed
Subject: Cure for the feeva


Author:
Guss da' 'orible of the Jumping Jokers
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Date Posted: 16:12:25 03/04/04 Thu

1) Let your head bask in the coolness of mud.
2) Drink los an los of ice cold stwabery fizz.
3) Swim aroun the pond
4) Eat lo of stwabrys
Subject: Cure for the elders


Author:
Guss da' 'orible of the Jumping Jokers
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Date Posted: 16:06:54 03/04/04 Thu

1) Get all muddy then hurl the mud in their face then hide for a couple days
2) Get sticky pine sap an' glue them to their bed
3) Put mud on their sandels
4) Steal their glasses and cane (If they have one)
5) Seel the door of the dormitories with pine resin so they can't put you in bed or in baths
6) Get seek n' annoy projectiles to annoy the elders
Subject: Cure for the rash from baffs


Author:
Guss da' 'orible of the Jumping Jokers
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Date Posted: 15:56:38 03/04/04 Thu

1) Rub stwabery fizz over rash an' drink the rest
2) Make sure you never take baffs agin
3) Don't rub the rash cuz it could become inflicted!
Subject: Cure for the snivvles


Author:
Guss da' 'orible of the Jumping Jokers
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Date Posted: 15:52:38 03/04/04 Thu

1)Don't take baffs forever
2)GO to the dormtories when its bed time but sneak out an' eat lotsa' pies
3)Blow noses on tissues and put the tissues in the elders bed
Subject: Cures!


Author:
shadowclaw of the jumping jokers
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Date Posted: 02:46:42 03/03/04 Wed

the first cure for being to hot in summer is to jump in the Abby pond!
the second cure is to jump on a block of ice.
the third is to drink lots of ice cold strawberry fizz!
Subject: Cures!


Author:
shadowclaw
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Date Posted: 02:40:18 03/03/04 Wed

the first cure for being to hot in summer is to jump in the Abby pond!
the second cure is to jump on a block of ice.
the third is to drink lots of ice cold strawberry fizz!
Subject: Laggy Paw Disease


Author:
Alethea of the Jumping Jokers
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Date Posted: 00:09:12 03/03/04 Wed

This disease is not contagious. It comes from a dibbun being left out in the extreme conditions for an extended period of time. Allow the dibbun to run around with his or her friends. Keep their life as normal as possible, but make sure that they keep rested, otherwise the disease may spread and become a serious hazzard to the dibbun's health, and he or she may never recover.

With the infected dibbun's breakfast, mix in:
- Three Tablespoons Of Crushed Dandilion Roots
- Half A Cup Of Hot Root Syryp

This is preferably placed in some kind of porridge, but never place the mixture in a pasty. Let the dibbun have a normal day after this. Until just before dinner. With the dibbun's supper, make a mixture of greensap milk with:
- Two Small Scoops Of Oakbark Powder
- Three Tablespoons Of Powdered Ivy Stems

Mix it well, until there are no lumps. If needed, add some strawberry cordial to keep the milk from tasting like medicine.
Subject: Speckle Faced Squirrel Disease


Author:
Alethea of the Jumping Jokers
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Date Posted: 00:08:08 03/03/04 Wed

The Speckle Faced Squirrel Disease can be spotted easily. If a dibbun is seen itching his or her right paw constantly, and his or her face feels hot, then it is most likely this disease. However, you will know for sure when their fur begins to become many shades lighter in random sploches around their temples or cheeks (if the squirrel is a very pale or their fur is light, then the shade will actually darken until reaching an almost black state).

Isolate the infected squirrel from the rest of the squirrel dibbuns before the rest of them can catch the disease. It usually takes about two days for the illness to move on to the contagious stage. Once the dibbun is isolated, mix the following dry ingredients in a beechwood bowl:
- One Tablespoon Crushed Strawberry Seeds (fresh if possibly)
- One Cup Breadcrumbs
- Two Tablespoons Of Flour
- 10 Crushed Dandilion Leaves (must have been dried for at least half a season)

Toss the ingredients until the mixture is mostly brown, but speckled with white and black with faint streaks of green through the mixture. Once those are mixed together, set the bowl aside. Now, mix together a beaker of:
- 5 Tablespoons Rosewater
- 3 Tablespoons Mint Tea

Put two cups of water into the bowl of dry ingredents and stir until all lumps dissappear. If needed, add more water. This process should take no more than ten minutes. After this is done, feed the sick squirrel a few spoonfulls of the strawberry seed mixture, and sponge his or her face with the rosewater and mint tea in the beaker earlier prepared. Keep them isolated until the next morning. If they are still ill, repeat this process. If they are truly ill with the speckle faced squirrel disease, then they should be cured in no more than a week.
Subject: Cure for Boredness


Author:
Trinity Taggerung
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Date Posted: 03:24:24 03/02/04 Tue

If you're bored, go to my daddy, Skipper, and ask him to help you build a boat or make some shrimp and hotroot soup. You can sail the boat or challenge friends to a shrimp and hotroot soup eating contest.
Subject: Cure for going to bed: FOR MOLES AND FRIENDS ONLY


Author:
Vex Widestripe
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Date Posted: 19:17:21 02/27/04 Fri

Dig a deep hole , then make
it into a cavern of sorts,
big enough for you and all
the other escapees. (Plus
food & moving space)
The next day, go outside
where the hole was dug about
half an hour before before
bedtime. Be sure to raid the
kitchens beforehand and
DO NOT GET CAUGHT!
Store as much food as you
were able to get from the
kitchens in the hole, and be
sure to bring LOTS of
blankets, the ground is
hard & uncomfortable. Then
sit and wait!
Subject: cure for after a baff


Author:
skipp
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Date Posted: 05:20:17 02/27/04 Fri

first thing is find a mud puddle, then roll in the puddle for a long time. thats the cure for baffs
Subject: The cure for a thorn in the paw


Author:
Pinetail of the Clever Clan
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Date Posted: 04:13:46 02/27/04 Fri

1-sit the beast down
2-pull out the thorn
3-put a cool wash rag on the owee spot
4-repeat as needed
Note: if the animal that you are tending to fell into a thorny bush and has thorns all over, take out the thorns and put them(the creature) in the tub and let them soak for 20 minutes
Subject: Cure for sleepiness.


Author:
Leaftail
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Date Posted: 04:29:03 02/26/04 Thu

Ingredients:

-1 bar of chocolate*
-1 cup of black and/or green tea*
-[optional] cinnamon
-[optional] sugar
-[optional] vanilla

When mixed up you will get a yucky-looking but yummy brownish sludge. It can be used as a topping for desserts or to gross out the elders.

*it works because of the caffeine
Subject: Second cure for Hiccups


Author:
Betty Joe Maple
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Date Posted: 01:49:13 02/26/04 Thu

If you wanted to take something for hicups instead, drink as much strawberry fizz as you can without breathing.
You'll turn red, then blue then falls over.
When you wake up, you're hiccups are gone!
Subject: Cure for hiccups


Author:
Betty Joe Maple
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Date Posted: 01:45:39 02/26/04 Thu

You sneaks up behinds them and makes a noise. And whem they looks behimd them, hide.
When the looks away again, wepeat same said noise, amd hide again.
They'll hictup a lot. You have to wait umtil they're hictuping so much *holds hands out wide* Then you jusp next to them and say.
"Kiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
They'd be sooo scared they stop hiccupin ^_~
Subject: cure fo hungyns


Author:
Cutiepie o' de naughtyknot
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Date Posted: 02:09:30 02/25/04 Wed

go thoo an eet youz al fud in de fwij
Subject: cure


Author:
skarlath ov du nuby
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Date Posted: 00:27:19 02/25/04 Wed

cure for sleepeenes:


sit on ice coob
Subject: cure


Author:
skarlath
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Date Posted: 00:19:24 02/25/04 Wed

cure for sleepeenes;

sit on ice coob
Subject: cure for cleanness


Author:
cutiepie de hedge hog of de newbie dorm
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Date Posted: 22:44:54 02/24/04 Tue

first you jump into a mud puddle, then you play as hard as you can, after that you DO NOT take a bath for a week whatsoever, you never let mommy or daddy find when it's bath time, you never ever play in the rain, go swimming, or puddles (even though it's fun), wear the same clothes for a week, don't you ever ever do anything that gets you clean.
Subject: cure for a clean dibben


Author:
cutiepie de hedgehog of de newbie dorm
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Date Posted: 19:49:26 02/24/04 Tue

jump into a mud puddle.
Subject: cure for being a bad acher


Author:
Redstrip of Pesky Pack
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Date Posted: 17:51:00 02/24/04 Tue

practis
Subject: Cure


Author:
Evanroot Derek
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Date Posted: 01:40:45 02/24/04 Tue

Cure for Sleepieness,Lie down DON'T SLEEP
Subject: Cure for Coughing


Author:
Sandingomm, newbie
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Date Posted: 21:37:03 02/22/04 Sun

If you really, really want something bad, like cake,you cough and cough and cough and cough until you get an elders attention. then you suggest that maybe cake would help. Hopefully, if you coughed hard enough, the elder will give you what you want and put you back to bed. You can either repeat the procedure until the elders catch on, or go to bed like a good little dibbun (*wink, wink*)
Subject: remidy 4 hiccups


Author:
Purplepaw Goodarcher
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Date Posted: 18:45:33 02/22/04 Sun

if you have the hiccups,eat a spoonful of peanut butter.i've tried it,it really works
Subject: remidy 4 hiccups


Author:
Purplepaw Goodarcher
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Date Posted: 18:43:54 02/22/04 Sun

if you have the hiccups,eat a spoonful of peanut butter.i've tried it,it really works
Subject: cure for boredom


Author:
Purplepaw
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Date Posted: 02:44:43 02/19/04 Thu

the secret cure to boredom is very simple..
just START A FOOD FIGHT!!!!
Subject: cure foe' shyness


Author:
Kana o' de Naughty Knot
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Date Posted: 23:29:11 02/12/04 Thu

make a fren'
raid de kitchen
eet de food
get muddee
run away fom Ma' Mellus
Subject: cure 4 sadness


Author:
treedart of the pesky pack
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Date Posted: 18:32:43 02/11/04 Wed

eat lotsalots of nice sweet things
Subject: two ways to get back at an Annoying Elder


Author:
Dando Carra of Newbie Dorm
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Date Posted: 01:22:35 02/10/04 Tue

As long as the elder is not an otter this usualy works

take 5 pawfulls of ground hotroot add it too some strong smelling tea or other liquid. offer it to the Elder when they are annoying you

This one Works on ALL elders

1. Tell the elder that you saw something in the shed
2. Lead them there and clothes the door on him/her
3. Put a rake ore other tool to lock the door from the outside
4. State that the door is stuck and that you will go get another Elder
5. Come back about an hour later and claim (wink wink ;)) that you fell asleep
Subject: Cure for sadness


Author:
Sharpeye
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Date Posted: 00:41:19 02/09/04 Mon

eat lotsanlotsanlots of candied chesnuts, pies, an' annoy all of the elders!!
Subject: a sure cure for the dreaded snuffles


Author:
fayna swiftbrook of cc
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Date Posted: 20:38:17 02/08/04 Sun

INGREDIENTS:3 ladels of otters hotroot sauce, extra spicy.
(mmmmm my favourite!)2 pawfulls of wintergreen. a pawful of pepperwort, and 8 candied chesknut.

METHOD:stir up the hotroot sauce with some boiling water in a pot. add your 2 pawfuls of wintergrenn and stir.then add a pawful of pepperwort and stir. finally, take a sip of the concoction, then eat a candied chesknut. take another sip then eat another candied chesknut. and so on untill it's all gone! That should put them snuffels right!!!!!!

WARNING: WHILE ON THIS TREATMENT DO *NOT* TAKE A BATH!!!
Subject: How To Cure: Laggy Paw Disease


Author:
Alethea, da newbie
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Date Posted: 20:22:47 02/07/04 Sat

This disease is not contagious. It comes from a dibbun being left out in the extreme conditions for an extended period of time. Allow the dibbun to run around with his or her friends. Keep their life as normal as possible, but make sure that they keep rested, otherwise the disease may spread and become a serious hazzard to the dibbun's health, and he or she may never recover.

With the infected dibbun's breakfast, mix in:
- Three Tablespoons Of Crushed Dandilion Roots
- Half A Cup Of Hot Root Syryp

This is preferably placed in some kind of porridge, but never place the mixture in a pasty. Let the dibbun have a normal day after this. Until just before dinner. With the dibbun's supper, make a mixture of greensap milk with:
- Two Small Scoops Of Oakbark Powder
- Three Tablespoons Of Powdered Ivy Stems

Mix it well, until there are no lumps. If needed, add some strawberry cordial to keep the milk from tasting like medicine.
Subject: How To Cure: The Speckle Faced Squirrel Disease


Author:
Alethea
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Date Posted: 03:56:07 02/06/04 Fri

The Speckle Faced Squirrel Disease can be spotted easily. If a dibbun is seen itching his or her right paw constantly, and his or her face feels hot, then it is most likely this disease. However, you will know for sure when their fur begins to become many shades lighter in random sploches around their temples or cheeks (if the squirrel is a very pale or their fur is light, then the shade will actually darken until reaching an almost black state).

Isolate the infected squirrel from the rest of the squirrel dibbuns before the rest of them can catch the disease. It usually takes about two days for the illness to move on to the contagious stage. Once the dibbun is isolated, mix the following dry ingredients in a beechwood bowl:
- One Tablespoon Crushed Strawberry Seeds (fresh if possibly)
- One Cup Breadcrumbs
- Two Tablespoons Of Flour
- 10 Crushed Dandilion Leaves (must have been dried for at least half a season)

Toss the ingredients until the mixture is mostly brown, but speckled with white and black with faint streaks of green through the mixture. Once those are mixed together, set the bowl aside. Now, mix together a beaker of:
- 5 Tablespoons Rosewater
- 3 Tablespoons Mint Tea

Put two cups of water into the bowl of dry ingredents and stir until all lumps dissappear. If needed, add more water. This process should take no more than ten minutes. After this is done, feed the sick squirrel a few spoonfulls of the strawberry seed mixture, and sponge his or her face with the rosewater and mint tea in the beaker earlier prepared. Keep them isolated until the next morning. If they are still ill, repeat this process. If they are truly ill with the speckle faced squirrel disease, then they should be cured in no more than a week.
Subject: Cure an overlarge ego


Author:
Aurelai
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Date Posted: 03:11:53 02/05/04 Thu

Just play a trick on them
Subject: cure an elder


Author:
Kana o' de Naughty Knot
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Date Posted: 18:20:35 02/03/04 Tue

Put hotroot in everting dey eet an' drink
Subject: too cur eneeting


Author:
Kana o' de Naughty Knot
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Date Posted: 18:15:16 02/03/04 Tue

eet
play
mudfite
hide at bedtime
Subject: cur for scrape


Author:
Kana o' de Naughty Knot
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Date Posted: 18:11:48 02/03/04 Tue

dampen rag an' cleance wound
put on sum ointment NO FIZZIKS!!!
bandage
Subject: cure for otter pox


Author:
matthias
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Date Posted: 17:29:10 02/02/04 Mon

for sick otters quest for flowers of Icetor make sure ration consist of candied chessnuts and october ale!
Subject: cur for bored


Author:
kana o' de nn (nauty not)
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Date Posted: 02:11:13 02/01/04 Sun

eeeeaaaatttt aaaannnn eeeeaaaatttt
play ina mud
Subject: The cure for Tummy ache


Author:
December Figblossom of CleverClan
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Date Posted: 22:08:05 01/30/04 Fri

Drink lotsa ginger ale, and eat lotsa rasberries or blackberries. I garrentee that you will be feeling right as rain in a few days. :-)
Subject: cur for everting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Author:
Kana o' da Naughty Knot
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Date Posted: 01:37:59 01/28/04 Wed

RAID DA' KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EET UPA EVERTING!!!!!!!!!!SHARE WI' FRENS' IFEN U WANT!!!!!!!!!!:):):):):):):):)=)=):0:0;)
Subject: stuffed


Author:
rowan of the bad babes who cuers the sick!
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Date Posted: 00:02:47 01/26/04 Mon

if you are full do this: run away with no provisions. come bak when you are hungry. another way is to not eat! [hope this dos't happen to a hare]
Subject: stuffed


Author:
rowan of the bad babes who cuers the sick!
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Date Posted: 00:01:39 01/26/04 Mon

if you are full do this: run away with no provisions. come bak when you are't hungry. another way is to not eat! [hope this dos't happen to a hare]
Subject: scoldings


Author:
rowan of the bad babes who cuers the sick!
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Date Posted: 23:53:29 01/25/04 Sun

to get over a scolding lie about anning an elder! this should finish it off quick! rowan of the bad babes
Subject: cure for sad dibbuns


Author:
trissa of the newbies
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Date Posted: 20:44:21 01/25/04 Sun

for sad dibbuns:
lotsa canny chesuts and no bafs forver!
Subject: cure for injustices


Author:
Aurelai
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Date Posted: 04:14:26 01/25/04 Sun

Aurelai Newbie
To cure any elder-induced injuctices you really only have one choice(besides suicide).

Revenge of course! Anything will do, like telling Sister Cicely that they've been acting awfully sick orswitching thier tea with warm nettle broth or pouring honey on them so bees will teach them not to mess wiv dibbuns.
Subject: If you get a baff:


Author:
Aurelai
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Date Posted: 03:57:50 01/25/04 Sun

Aurelai, Newbie dorm

If ya get baffed by da mean ol' elders you do this-

Ingrediants: mud, honey & flour,strawbeee fizz, creativity
Instructions: If ya get baffed-
1. ya make sure you haven't been scrubbed away. (You may want a mirror or another dibbun)
2. ya coat yourself with strawbee fizz to get back any of you that's been scrubbed away and drink the rest.
3. ya pour honey all ova yaself then roll in da flour and become one big pastery but don't eat yaself.
4. Roll in the mud and get really mucky. If ya want to eat the mud then, Hey! Who am I to stop ya!
5. Get revenge by running aroung the abbey and if they want to baff you again then try to imagine getting that little lot off!
Subject: cure for crying dibbuns


Author:
triss
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Date Posted: 02:09:46 01/25/04 Sun

lotsa canny chesuts anna no bafs forevern'ever!heehee!
Subject: Cure for an elder who won't eat


Author:
Watergleam Streambrook of the Clever Clan
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Date Posted: 01:35:40 01/25/04 Sun

Ingredents: One bowl of warm nettle soup, a large plate of cakes, and a beaker of spring water.

Method: Put a tray in front of the elder who won't eat. On the tray place plate of cakes and the spring water. Hold the nettle soup in your hand. Tell the elder that he must eat the cakes and drink the water or else (take a step tward him) you will pour the nettle soup down his/her throat whether he/she likes it or not. You will never have seen anyone eat the food faster than that elder (not even a hare).
Subject: Cure for Boredom


Author:
Maplefur Taleheart
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Date Posted: 18:19:11 01/24/04 Sat

Cure for Boredom: Find the nearest library and pick up a Redwall book. Start reading and you are cured!
Subject: BED


Author:
ROWAN OF THE BAD BABES
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Date Posted: 18:15:30 01/22/04 Thu

If you got sent to bed ealy heres what to do! the next day be as good and bad as possible. do not go up on the battelments. roll in the mud and wash in the pond with an elder watching. that night be polit and ask to stay up late. if you can not stay up late just go to bed at your regual bedtime. good luck!
Subject: Hey,your not ill anymore!!!!!!!!


Author:
Layla of the Rambling Rascals
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Date Posted: 18:35:25 01/21/04 Wed

This is my cure for a chatterbox:SHUT UP!!!!!!

cure for an Unspoiled(and unhappy!)dibbun:
step1:pretend you are starved
step2:Get treated with loads of food and eat until
you are full up.
Subject: How to avoid taking a bath


Author:
Saythe
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Date Posted: 16:54:36 01/20/04 Tue

When your Mama is chasing you to make you take a bath, go quick and jump in de pond. Hide in de pond until your Mama goes away, even if she stands at the edge of the pond wif a towel and a bar of soap for half an hour. If you are afraid of water (like moles) dig a really deep hole and hide there til your Mama leaves.
Subject: Cure for Baths


Author:
Audreystream
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Date Posted: 12:57:44 01/19/04 Mon

Take a bath without getting wet! sprinkle some nice powder into your fur---you'll smell great!
Subject: Wooooot!


Author:
Ferntail Ambereye
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Date Posted: 23:16:21 01/14/04 Wed

the Fever is a rare and serious disease, which is extremely difficult to cure. However, if you may discover October Ale, mix it with powdered candied chestnuts. This will lead to the fever viruses demise.

Enjoy your fever!
Subject: Cure for the Flu


Author:
Kevi Swiftbrook
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Date Posted: 02:58:52 01/14/04 Wed

Contrary to popular belief, bedrest and lots of fluids don't help in the least in dealing with the flu. Wanna know the secret cure? It is... drumroll please... Candied Chestnuts! Of course it would be incomplete without six different types of scone, three different puddings, a trifle or two, and a glass of strawberry fizz, so be sure to get those too. If the grownups don't believe you when you tell them about the cure, just sneak into the kitchens the night before a feast!

Kevi Swiftbrook
Newbie Dorm
Subject: Cure for being sent to bed before it's dark.


Author:
Kuta
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Date Posted: 01:50:01 01/14/04 Wed

Steps:Open a window in youre dorm and jump out. (It's easier then it sounds because everybody else will be outside and nobody watches other people sleep!)
Subject: Cure for being sent to bed before it's dark.


Author:
Kuta
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Date Posted: 01:48:55 01/14/04 Wed

Steps:Open a window in youre dorm and jump out. (It's easier then it sounds because everybody else will be outside and nobody watches other people sleep!)
Subject: To cure yourself from a baff:


Author:
Nimeek of Active Array
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Date Posted: 01:20:59 01/13/04 Tue

If you have had a howible baff, you may need to try my remedy:
First: Most Dibbuns feel more secure when they are dirty. Roll around in the dirt lots. This will also kind of dry you off.
Second: If you head or any other parts of your body feels funny from being scrubbed, gently rub or stroke them with your paw or a cloth intil it feels better.
Third: The reaction to a baff may have made your stomach queasy, so try eating some candied chestnuts or some other favorite food of your. Hot foods fresh from the oven work exceptionally well.
Fourth: Try to forget the experience of a baff, you may otherwise have nightmares!
Fifth: Be a normal dibbun waiting to escape Mother Mellus from her next baff!
Subject: A cure to make happy elders


Author:
Alice Patches Fleabane
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Date Posted: 03:16:54 01/12/04 Mon

Do pretty much everything they want, exept sleeping and taking a bath. Draw pictures of them and be very nice.
Subject: Another Cure for Hiccups


Author:
Tagg-a-long Greenstar
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Date Posted: 04:07:29 01/09/04 Fri

Haff a cup of 'awberry 'ordial ready and hold yer breadth and dwink it all up in won breadth. Yer Hiccups tis gon fer ever!!!!
Subject: A cure for drinking too much hoot root soup, Wot!


Author:
Alice Patches Fleabane
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Date Posted: 03:59:20 01/09/04 Fri

Drink eight gallons of Strawberry cordail, wot. Then hop around the abbey five times, wot wot!
Subject: Cure For Worries


Author:
Maplefur Taleheart
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Date Posted: 01:11:21 01/09/04 Fri

Distract the beast with a fun activity so they don't have time to worry.
Subject: A simple cure for hiccups


Author:
December Figblossom
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Date Posted: 18:13:12 01/08/04 Thu

All you need is a large spoon-full of peanut butter. You eat it(but not the spoon of course) and then hold you breath for 30 seconds. By that time your hiccups should be gone.
Subject: cure for goody-goody diseez


Author:
Keya
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Date Posted: 00:55:53 01/06/04 Tue

taka muddy yuk baf an' pesta elder (all so cure for no 'tenshon
Subject: Cure for bath


Author:
Scarum Quicknife of the Happy Horrors
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Date Posted: 00:14:36 01/05/04 Mon

don't get dirty! if you do, run!
Subject: Cure for denied access


Author:
Tornado Gripper of clever clan
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Date Posted: 18:46:55 01/04/04 Sun

Tell me where your not aloud to go and I"ll flie you thier Dibbun stile
Subject: Cure for denied access


Author:
Tornado Gripper of clever clan
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Date Posted: 18:45:47 01/04/04 Sun

Tell me where your not aloud to go and I"ll cure it Dibbun stile
Subject: Cure for a nap


Author:
Sunny of MM
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Date Posted: 22:27:36 01/03/04 Sat

When the elders come to give you a nap u simply follow along. When u get there and they leave wait 30 seconds and then walk out. Then avoid them until it is time for ur nap to be over.
Subject: Cure


Author:
lilyanna of mm
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Date Posted: 22:25:20 01/03/04 Sat

Cure for a hungry dibbun

first you steal some pastries from the kitchen then u go out side and eat them all!!!!!!!!
Subject: Cure


Author:
lilyanna of mm
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Date Posted: 22:23:00 01/03/04 Sat

Cure for a broken bone

1. get some paper and soak it in water.
2. wrap it around ur broken bone.
3. let it dry and harden
4. leave it on for six weeks.
5. take it off.
6. ur cured!!!!
Subject: Cure for a really bad headache


Author:
Heatherwood of GG
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Date Posted: 18:07:03 01/02/04 Fri

Get some ice and put it in a bag. Then Put it on your forehead and drink some apple juice.
Subject: Cure for sore throat


Author:
Ruddfinne Sleekback of the Tricky Tribe
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Date Posted: 05:25:22 01/01/04 Thu

All you need is an apple, and lots of honey. First of all, you must kidnap the Friar so you get the whole kitchen to yourself. Then...
1) Cut about 1/4 off the top of the apple. Core it, so you get an 'apple cup'. Stew the cored fruit *not the 'cup'* until it's soft.
2)While the apple is stewing, get out as much runny honey you want, and add a bit of water. Then pour some into the 'cup'.
3) Once the stewed fruit is soft, drain out the water and dump it into the cup. Then pour the rest of the honey into it. Add a cherry and dig in!
Subject: Cure for Dryditch Fever


Author:
Ivy of the Unbathable Bunch
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Date Posted: 16:36:34 12/31/03 Wed

Well... all you need are the flowers of Icetor. You grind up the flowers then put a little bit of the flower powder into a beaker of October Ale and make the sick person drink it all up. In three days she or he will be healthy and ready to play again!
Subject: A cure for a bad day!


Author:
slivertoung of the newbies!
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Date Posted: 05:44:33 12/31/03 Wed

this is how it gose you start to notice that eveything is going worng today! What you do is stop what your doing make sure that you don't have anthing to do that day that you may have forgotten make a list of thing that you have to do put what time you have to be there then see what time you have to take a little brake do a little reading to relaxs abit so that if the day dose contiun to go bad well at least you'll be a little bit relaxed not go yanking your hear out!
Subject: Cure for warts.


Author:
Kellany
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Date Posted: 17:01:04 12/30/03 Tue

1. You go to the infirmary and get som medicine and put it on.
2. wait for three days and put som more on.
3. Then wait six more days and youll be wart free.
Subject: Cure for a bad tummy ache.


Author:
Kellany
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Date Posted: 16:58:23 12/30/03 Tue

1. You go to the kitchen and steel all the pastries you can. then you eat all of them and wash it down with som strawberry cordial!
Subject: cure for the a hungry dragon a.k.a hare !


Author:
Abby the otter of the Bad Babies!
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Date Posted: 23:02:49 12/29/03 Mon

1.you take the hare ta the infermay give him/her three balers full of october ale & one bole that is the size of a bed.
2.after the hareeats and drinks it all he or she sould have a tummeacke tell siter Cicely and run Away asfast asyou can with out the hare finding out!!!!!!!
Subject: a new cure i found(none of this is true)


Author:
garth otter
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Date Posted: 14:35:20 12/29/03 Mon

oh you find the very rare root of cinnamon and dip it in beetroot juice feed it to any redwaller that has the sickness that destroyed loamhedge and it also make a nice snack if you want to chew on it(there)
Subject: Cure for wolfbane stains


Author:
Rapscallion
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Date Posted: 06:52:23 12/28/03 Sun

Wolfbane is a natural poisoning, (although not true)withing 2 days, it permanently stains your paws deep red, there is a cure for this (actully, it is something that will catch the poisoner)if you rinse them in an herbal wash, it will remove the stain...(of course this is all a hoax, it is just meant to scare the poisoner, your paws don't actually turn red, it's just to make the poisoner paranoid, so that he/she will climb the wall to get into a dark infirmiry, and sink his/her paws into a cool liquid, only to be caught, and find out, when the lights are on, that he/she dipped his/her paws into beetroot juice
Subject: cure for wolfsbane stain (or catching a poisoner)


Author:
Rapscallion
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Date Posted: 06:50:56 12/28/03 Sun

Wolfbane is a natural poisoning, (although not true)withing 2 days, it permanently stains your paws deep red, there is a cure for this (actully, it is something that will catch the poisoner)if you rinse them in an herbal wash, it will remove the stain...(of course this is all a hoax, it is just meant to scare the poisoner, your paws don't actually turn red, it's just to make the poisoner paranoid, so that he/she will climb the wall to get into a dark infirmiry, and sink his/her paws into a cool liquid, only to be caught, and find out, when the lights are on, that he/she dipped his/her paws into beetroot juice
Subject: Cure for revenge on an elder


Author:
Kibby, from the Newbies
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Date Posted: 19:02:34 12/24/03 Wed

Revenge can't be cured except in one way... to be satisfied with it. So, pick out your elder and lock him outside the abbey in a storm.That'l teach him!
Subject: sore throat


Author:
Redpaw
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Date Posted: 11:21:44 12/23/03 Tue

for a sore throat peel a apple (any will do but 'Royal Gala'
is the best) the apple peel MUST be one long piece NOT small
chunks 'ONE ONE PIECE', then cut off ALL the soft inside and
mash it, then feed the peel THEN the mush
Subject: Cure for Boo-Boos


Author:
Audreystream
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Date Posted: 14:16:56 12/22/03 Mon

when you get a boo-boo you need these things:
1 Basil Stag Hare
Tons of Food!
whenever you get a hurt, call Basil--He says that when you get hurt, you should eat to take your mind off the pain. It has been used many times--- I just never got around too writing it down!
Subject: cure for escaping the bathtub


Author:
James Otterwood of the Rambling rascas
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Date Posted: 14:00:07 12/21/03 Sun

splash soapy water in Mellus' eyes and run!!
Subject: cure for sleepiness


Author:
James Otterwood of the Rambling Rascals
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Date Posted: 13:58:37 12/21/03 Sun

well get some hotroot and boil it and then throw it on your tongue *YEOW*
Subject: cure for sleepiness


Author:
James Otterwood of the Rambling Rascals
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Date Posted: 13:57:30 12/21/03 Sun

well get some hotroot and boil it and then throw it on your tongue *YEOW*
Subject: cure for burnt tongue


Author:
James Otterwood of the Rambling Rascals
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Date Posted: 13:56:03 12/21/03 Sun

get some pond water and then freeze it the pond water is the best ice for a burnt tongue
Subject: cure for battle wound


Author:
James Otterwood of the Rambling Rascals
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Date Posted: 00:00:00 12/20/03 Sat

1 garden herb
2 tspn pond water
1 bandage


that will take care of all your wounds
Subject: cure for a tummy ache


Author:
brokkers
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Date Posted: 22:50:20 12/17/03 Wed

get some friends on the day before the name day feast make a fort inside a trifle fling bits of trifle at your elders when they walk by. the hide in the trifle. youll be havin so much fun youll forget about your tummyache
Subject: finally a cure for nettle soup taste


Author:
Daseyrose shortail
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Date Posted: 19:19:04 12/16/03 Tue

Now we all hate the taste of nettle soup so do something about it by sneaking in this juice (will also help boost your self confidence) :
juice from 3 crushed stawberrys
2 squashed dried out candied chesnuts
a lot of your favourite juice
sneak this into the nettle soup and enjoy a lovely treat!!!
Subject: Cure for Elders


Author:
Jecket L. Porsness
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Date Posted: 13:44:55 12/14/03 Sun

In winter, Take a lot of snow, and make a bunch of snow dibbuns. Dress them in fresh infirmary smocks. Then, sneak out a barrel or five or 19 of October ale and a tray of scones/flans and roll/put them out on the pond. The elders will spend all day retrieving and washing the smocks and retrieving the ale and food(which will be frozen solid) that they will have no time for you, and you can play all day long. Repeat as nessecary. For summer, take all the fruit from a tree in the orchard, put it in a bag with some rocks, and drop it in the pond from your boat. Get a strong slingbeast(a badger, hopefully) to toss another bag from a different tree onto an ornament on the wall. Continue until no trees have fruit. Do this at night so noone sees you. Tell the elders that some crows visited the Abbey and ruined the orchard. They will spend several hours getting Skipper, Logalog, and several squirrels to get the stuff out of the tree. Repeat no more than once a month or two, Elders have good memories.
Subject: Cure for Warm Nettle Soup


Author:
Ferntail Ambereye
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Date Posted: 00:29:15 12/08/03 Mon

Cure for Warm Nettle Soup(bleagh!)

2 glasses of cranberry juice
5 candied chestnuts
1 glass of water
1 friend to attack with your infirmary pillow
1 angry infirmary sister

First, drink the cranberry juice.

To get rid of the aftertaste fo the juice, eat the candied chestnuts.

To hide the smell of your breath because chestnuts aren't allowed in the infirmary, drink the water.

Now attack your friend with your infirmary pillow to infuriate the infirmary sister.

Allow the infirmary sister to kick you out of the infirmary and threaten to leave you ill and untreated for 'Disrupting our peaceful atmosphere.' That way she won't be able to give you any more soup.
Subject: Cure for colds


Author:
George oaktree
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Date Posted: 20:33:02 12/07/03 Sun

Ingreients:
1 grouded leaf from a fallen oak

2 fish scales

3 litres of milk

Add the leaf and fish scales to the milk stir for 5 minites.Put in stove for 10 minites.Dirk over a period of 3 days
Subject: Snake bite cure


Author:
Maple
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Date Posted: 13:58:17 12/06/03 Sat

Snake Bite cure Ingredients:
Powdered Yarrow
Dock leaves
Mud or Water
Sanicle
Flower of Icetor
Tools:
A needle.
How to do:
Where the snake bit you, punch a hole in your fur with the needle. Clean with mud or water. Mix yarrow and sanicle together, and add in the Flower. Mix in some more. Bind with dock leaves.
Subject: Cure for Stomach Ache


Author:
Hygler Riverwalker of the Clever Clan
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Date Posted: 02:08:01 12/04/03 Thu

You need:

Hotroot and watershrimp soup
Strawberry fizz
Any other fizzy drinks
Any other spicy foods

1.Refuse all nettle soup

2.Mix all the ingredients together in a big bowl and eat or drink all of it. The fizz and spice will help settle you stomach

3.After awhile you will fell better again. If you don't then feel free to get rid of your stomach's contents and then you will feel better.
Subject: Cure for extra energy


Author:
Maplefur Taleheart
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Date Posted: 01:33:25 12/03/03 Wed

Run around the abbey wall five times without Ma Mellus catching you. That should tire even the best dibbun out.
Subject: Clean Be Gone!


Author:
Honeypaws
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Date Posted: 23:37:00 12/02/03 Tue

To counteract cleaness after a bath, eat 6 Blueberry pies and rub stawberry cordial all over your fur.
Subject: Cure for sadness


Author:
Garnet of the Newbie Dormatory
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Date Posted: 04:48:08 12/02/03 Tue

Cure for sadness:

Ingredients:
One pastry, hot scone,ect.

Procedure:
The sad Dibbun must simply steal the pastry, scone, ect. and eat it. This is guarrentied to work.
Subject: Cure for tummy ache


Author:
Swifty Treetops-Slippery Sneaks
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Date Posted: 11:28:00 11/30/03 Sun

Eat and eat and eat heaps of yummy food and make sure Sister Setiva doesn't phisik you.
Subject: To heal the blues


Author:
Hygler Riverwalker of the Clever Clan
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Date Posted: 07:17:15 11/30/03 Sun

Ingredients:

A smile
A cheerful attitude
A golden apple pie
A bunch of other friends
One friend who is sad

Procedure:

Take the sad dibbun and give him the pie, cheerfulness and smile, then had him over to the other friends so he can have a lot of fun playing in the orchard or pond. In no time at all the dibbun's frown will be upside down!
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