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Remedies
Remedies
**You walk over to a large book and flick through the pages and realise that this is where you write your remedies for illnesses. You look up and a dibbun speaks to you** Write your remedy in the book and then I'll give you chestnuts. But don't forget to give your name and dorm.
Subject: Cure for sore throat


Author:
Perigordia
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Date Posted: 01:31:44 03/04/05 Fri
cure for sore throat : mix lemon juice and honey. There you go! From: Pergordia Newbie dorm
Subject: Cure!


Author:
Katana
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Date Posted: 20:53:54 03/02/05 Wed
Ina Newbie Dorm!

To Cure Head Ache-

Take one cup of stawberry fizz, mix it wiv some strong october ale and drink it! Ita make you falls asleep an' wake up wiv no headache!
Subject: Cures for boredom


Author:
Terragon Scrufftail
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Date Posted: 20:18:11 03/02/05 Wed

If you havn't joined DAB, JOIN!

Start a food fight.

Go write a story in the libary.

Write confusing riddles with no answer, and say you forgot to put an answer.
Subject: Imaginary Cure for an Imaginary Ailment That Only Affects Imaginary Creatures


Author:
Fizzle S Freeflyer, Newbie Dorm
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Date Posted: 23:19:53 03/01/05 Tue
GEEBLESHNOCKERITIS:
A rare disease known only to those who can pronounce it. Makes the victim very unlikeable, hard to get along with, and susceptible to being insulted. This virus has 4 Stages:
1) Victim starts feeling angry and upset on a continious basis.
2) Victim becomes extremely repellant to everybeast, thus promoting the loss of happiness as no one will ever speak to you.
3) Effects of Stages 1 and 2 become permanent.
4) Victim suffers a miserable life.

TO CURE:
1) Stop trying to pronounce the name. This makes you immune to the virus.
2) Avoid contact with anybeast who has contracted the illness, as it is EXTREMELY contagious.
3) If contact occurs, wash the affected area immediately with strawberry fizz cordial to ward off all chances of contracting Stage 1. Then, go consume chocolate. LOTS of chocolate.
4) To cure effects of Stage 2, double your chocolate intake, try to think happy thoughts, and stop snarling at anybeast who tries to say hi.
5) There are very few who survive Stage 3. Only a long-awaited wish or the return of a loved one not seen since the sickness was contracted have ever proved effective at this point.
6) There is no cure for Stage 4. You are doomed.

Have a nice day!
Subject: Colds/Sniffles


Author:
Rosabel
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Date Posted: 20:29:35 02/28/05 Mon
materials:1/2 cups of rasberies, 2 cups of water.
First squash the rasberies then boil water. After that mix the rasberies in the water and boil again. Shugar may be added!
Subject: Cure for Colds/Sniffles


Author:
R
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Date Posted: 20:26:21 02/28/05 Mon
Subject: how to cure hiccups


Author:
kalif swishtail slippery sneaks
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Date Posted: 16:36:55 02/28/05 Mon
stand on your head and count to ten. your hicups will vanish in two blinks of an eye!
Subject: how to cure hiccups


Author:
kalif swishtail
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Date Posted: 16:35:19 02/28/05 Mon
Subject: Cure for red pawed tummy Disorde


Author:
Ethra
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Date Posted: 20:52:27 02/27/05 Sun
Step 1. Stop Eating Strawberries. Step 2. wipe paws on elders habit. Step 3. Run like mad. Step 4. Hide among friends and point at someone far away.
Subject: cures


Author:
Cera, Giggling Gang
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Date Posted: 14:45:32 02/27/05 Sun
Medicinal Mud Bath
Bathe your patient in this medicinal mud and in no time they will be lump-free.

Shaky Flaky Cream
Try to hold the patient still and apply the cream to the soles of their feet. Also, apply some behind their ears and under their chin.
Subject: Cures


Author:
Triss Longtail
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Date Posted: 08:52:16 02/27/05 Sun
(Newbies)

Long fur: cut it

Snake-bite: Find someone who does know how to cure it (i.e not me!).

Sleepyness: Jump in the pond to wake yourself up

Lonelyness: Post a new thread on the buddy-board

Boredom: At school, find people who would like to join DAB, and get them to register, then you can go round in a little group like me, Dagen Greeneyes, Remaner Ginger and Terragon Scrufftail.
Subject: Remidies


Author:
Dagen Greeneyes
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Date Posted: 08:45:41 02/27/05 Sun
(i'm in the newbie dorm)

Cures for:

In-growing claw: Cut your claws.

Paw-ache: Give your paws a rest

If your scared of cathching TB (turburculosis): stay away from badgers and cows.

Can't finish your meal: Call Dagen Greeneyes.

Bored: Plan and carry out a kitchen raid.
Subject: Cures


Author:
Remaner Ginger
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Date Posted: 08:19:50 02/27/05 Sun
(Newbies)


Cure for elders who won't let yer sing like the wot-wot hares:

Insist life is one big musical, and randomly break into song. The elder will now probaly think you are destined for a theatre life, and allow you to sing to your hearts content, whatever the words are.


Cure for over-eating:

oh well, a few more candied chestnuts won't hurt.


Cure for dibbuns sleeping in a wheel-barrow:

tip 'em into the pond or bath.

Cure for being in trouble before a feast and not being able to go:

ask your dibbun friends at the feast to start building an escape tunnel that leads under the table, once it is built crawl along to under the table, and get your friends to pass you food. when you have finished, cover up the entrances so you can use it another time.

Cure for intelligent dibbuns:

Hit 'em on the head a couple of times.

Cure for stupid dibbuns:

Send 'em to Abbey School.

Cure for hyper dibbuns:

Knock-out drops

Cure for dibbuns with smelly socks:

wash the socks (and the dibbun if necessary).

Cure for rabies:

There is none that I know: run away from the patient.

Cure for hunger:

Eat something, stupid!
Subject: Cure for a fat and lazy Dibbun


Author:
Mintpaw of Pesky Pack
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Date Posted: 04:36:09 02/27/05 Sun
Cure for a fat and lazy dibbun:

1 bowl of Hotroot Soup (Don't put in if it's a otter you're dealing with)

1/2 bowl of warm Nettle soup! (1 1/2 bowls if Otter)

1/2 bowl of October Ale to cover the color.

Give to dibbun ( He'll probily hog it all) and watch him/her. They'll probily yell and run all around because of the taste and be more active!!!!
Subject: Cures


Author:
Rivvy
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Date Posted: 02:44:54 02/26/05 Sat
Rivvy, Wickid Wastrel


Cure for a terrible head-ache:

Put cool mud and mint sprouts
on the wound. Use a ripped peice
of material to keep it on.
Subject: Cure for a cold


Author:
Dink Wott
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Date Posted: 00:09:32 02/25/05 Fri
Take a sack an put it by a fire for ten minutes. Then, insert sock up your nose for another ten minutes. You may think it's gross, but try it, and you'll see!
Subject: New remidies


Author:
Terragon Scrufftail
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Date Posted: 17:21:36 02/24/05 Thu
Cure for dibbuns with smelly socks:

Tell them that you have dropped a bag of candied chestnuts in the pond and can't swim, say that if they go in and get them, they can keep it!
Subject: Cures here


Author:
Conder- Naughty Knot
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Date Posted: 00:23:37 02/24/05 Thu
Cure to sleepiness:

Take a flask full of strawberry fizz and mix it with white sugar, wnough to make the whole thing a blob of pink, wet sugar. Chomp it down as fast as you can.
Note: The after-effect of this may result in crashing into sleep.

Cure to a dibbun that obeys elders:

Tell the dibbun about what the elders "really want." Then dress up like an elder, get on stilts (shoulder grip, not hand grip), splatter the dibbun with mud and run.

Cure to nettle soup:

This doesn't help the first time but it sure prevents it from happening again. Steal a bottle of ipecac from the cupboard. Chug the soup as fast as possible (Like I said...) and swallow about 1 teaspoon of ipecac. This'll make you throw up and nobody will ever serve you nettle soup again. Then put the ipecac back.

Cure to chafed skin (from a bath):

First, keep the skin from touching anything but air and clothes for about a day and don't rub the clothes on the skin too much. The net day, keep it against something cold like a cask of ale in the cellar. By now it should be a little better off and just treat it gingerly until it regains normal color.

Cure to BEDTIME:

Snatch a cake or trife, or any dessert from the dinner table and hide it for the rest of the evening. Also pinch an entertaining object that doesn't require sight to use. Once the door is shut in your dorm, get up and eat the dessert. If it's high sugar you'll go on a sugar rush which helps a lot. In the meantime, use the entertaining item so you aren't bored!
Subject: cure for sleepy dibbuns


Author:
Joeott
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Date Posted: 23:00:59 02/21/05 Mon
This is a cure for sleepy dibbuns:
1.put 1/2 cup of water
2.put 1 cup of sugar in the bowl
3.smash mint leaves into bowl
4.sture well
5.make dibbun eat mixture
(if dibbun is still sleepy add more suger)
Subject: Cure to ungratefulness


Author:
Chestnut
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Date Posted: 20:54:30 02/15/05 Tue
Get a cup of water and give it though the dibbun. If he or she asks for another more tastier treat tell them a made up story about a begger who died with starvation. Hopefully, the dibbun will take the waterand wont complain!
Subject: The jolly old cure for annoying Bager Lords! (I should know!)


Author:
Windance Everose (I had to change my name)
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Date Posted: 05:13:06 02/15/05 Tue
Ok.
1. You tell him or her that vermin are invading.
2. You tell them that they ran off to some far off place.
3. Enjoy your time with them away, 'cause when they come back, well,
x x
_


Yeah...
Subject: How to give energy to unhyper dibbuns


Author:
Lightning Paw -- UB
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Date Posted: 19:52:27 02/13/05 Sun
First, Get a small, thin oatcake and spread honey on it thickly. Then, chop candied chestnuts and sprinkle them on. Then give to dibbun. He'll be bouncing off the walls in no time!
Subject: Cure: Rainpaw Fever


Author:
Alethea - Dorm JJ
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Date Posted: 19:58:11 02/12/05 Sat
Combine:
1 qt. rose hip tea
2 cups cornmeal
1 handful of nettles
2 sprigs of mint
1 dockleaf
3 teaspoons honey

Apply to affected paw and wrap tightly. Bed rest for the injured beast for two days, drinking strawberry fizz and fruit salad for two meal a day. Unwrap the paw and inspect. If the paw is still a)red and blochy b)cracked and infected-looking c)moist to the touch d)all of the above, then repeat the process until the paw is cured.
Subject: new cure for the head ache


Author:
Thunderclaw
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Date Posted: 19:09:19 02/12/05 Sat

CURE FOR THE ACHING HEAD
use a little moss with a pinch of stinging nettles. Put into a bowl and grind up with a cup of rainwater. Drink one tablespoon of this mixture 3 times per day until 2 weeks have passed.
Subject: Cure for headache


Author:
Southpaw and Bobweave of Newbies
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Date Posted: 17:47:41 02/12/05 Sat
Southpaw: First you get ice and put it on your head
Bobweave: then you get rosewater and dab your face to cool dow, cause most likely you are hot, and that is why you have a headache
Southpaw: Then you will feel better!
Subject: Cure for Toothache


Author:
Southpaw and Bobweave of Newbies
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Date Posted: 17:44:37 02/12/05 Sat
Southpaw: First you put ice on it
Bobweave: Then you take out the ice and put honey on it
Southpaw: Then you find the cavity and the tooth will be loose
Bohbweave:Get Ma Mellus to help you pull it out!
Subject: Cure for an Annoying Elder


Author:
Sarah the Swift, Newbie
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Date Posted: 23:25:52 02/10/05 Thu
Ingredients:
1 spoonfull of honey
2.handfull of pillow feathers
3. a divirsion

How to Make:
First, make a divirsion to make the annoying elder get up out of their seat. While noone is looking, place the spoonfull of honey and the feathers on this or her chair. When they sit down, thier bottom will be sticky and covered in feathers. The perfect cure for the illness of revenge!
Subject: Cure for waterlogged dibbuns


Author:
Berron
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Date Posted: 04:01:49 02/10/05 Thu
Ingredient:
5 ground cc's
a spoon full of honey
hot milk
warm fire
blanket
Instructions:
Mix the ground cc's and honey in with the milk. Then wrap dibbun in blanket and put next to the fire. After a short while the dibbun will either fall asleep or dry out quickly. You can even add a scone or two for realy wet dibbuns.
Subject: Cure for bites


Author:
Lowen Barkstripe Clever Clan
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Date Posted: 06:50:51 02/09/05 Wed
Put some hegorre grass in some boiling water, boil it then smash the bits then strain it the mix itup until it's a thick paste pu on a bandage then put the bandage on the bite it works!!!!!!
Subject: oops


Author:
seth treejumper
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Date Posted: 06:15:12 02/09/05 Wed
my name is seth treejumper no space and i'm in slippery sneaks
Subject: cure for being an unclimbing squirrel


Author:
seth tree jumper
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Date Posted: 06:13:00 02/09/05 Wed
1. put the squirrels fav food high up in the tree .
2. then get the squirrel to fetch it for you.
3. It will trick them into going up the tree.
4. If that doesn't work give them a boot.
Subject: Cure.


Author:
Stripaw of TT
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Date Posted: 23:55:41 02/08/05 Tue
Cure for Scoffless Lurgy, Witherin' Ear Fever, etc. is to give the beast who(m) says they have it some vittles!
OOC: You have to read 'Lord Brocktree' to get it.
Subject: Cure for sleepy creatures


Author:
Thyme Thornpaw
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Date Posted: 12:13:01 02/05/05 Sat



I forgot to put that I am in the newbie dorm!
Subject: Cure for sleepy creatures


Author:
Tyme Thornpaw
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Date Posted: 12:06:43 02/05/05 Sat
In gredients
a barral full of red pepper
a sleepy creature
Instructions
pour the barrel of pepper in the creature's mouth
wait 2 seconds
What will happen
the creature will jump up screaming for water( he won't be sleepy for a long time now!)Now act innocent and tell him that the barrel probally fell from the rafters.
Subject: Cure for a scratch


Author:
Lowen Barkstripe
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Date Posted: 10:36:20 02/05/05 Sat
put some herbes on it then put a bandage on it.den hav a candied chestnut.
Subject: Cure for dibbun's in a bad Temper


Author:
Lowen Barkstripe
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Date Posted: 07:10:59 02/05/05 Sat
give dem a piece of the dibbun's favourite cake den give dem a bagful of candied chestnuts to sweeten thier temper!!!
Subject: Cure for Headache


Author:
Lowen Barkstripe Newbie Dorm
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Date Posted: 23:51:44 02/04/05 Fri
Get into the Kitchens da Friar is making a yummy Cake climb onto a shelf jump off into the cake and eat your way out and den run out to the orchard befor the friar asees u!!!
Subject: DA BEST CURE IN DA WORLD FOR HUNGER!


Author:
Wavestrike Riverblaze(registered as Wavestrike)
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Date Posted: 04:12:30 02/04/05 Fri
Okay, here is DA BEST CURE IN DA WORLD FOR HUNGER! Here it is;
1. Get some vermints to invade.
2. Get alla your dibbun friends and charge da vermints.
3. Kill the vermints.
4. Be da big hero and stuff yorselfs at da big feast in yor honour.
Ya see, you get ta kill vermints, be heros, and you not hungry now.
Subject: Cure for itchy feet


Author:
Lowen Barkstripe Newbie Dorm
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Date Posted: 23:57:38 02/03/05 Thu
Get some Wintergreen grass smash it up boil it strain alla bits out let it cool for a few hours den put it on your feet!!!
Subject: Oops!


Author:
Lonna Sconescoffer: Newbie Dorm
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Date Posted: 19:01:02 02/02/05 Wed
for the boredom cure i forgot my dorm
it's the newbie dorm
Subject: Cure for boredom


Author:
Lonna Sconescoffer
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Date Posted: 18:59:17 02/02/05 Wed
snatch some strawbee sconers an' scoffer dem up quick, afor friar skees you
Subject: cure for verman


Author:
don fighter
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Date Posted: 00:10:10 02/02/05 Wed
the cure for verman is to get a big sling and knock them all out im in the fearsome fines
Subject: cure for verman


Author:
don fighter
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Date Posted: 00:07:31 02/02/05 Wed
the cure for verman is to get a big sling and knock them all out
Subject: Remedie


Author:
Sarah Piknim, Newbie Dorm
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Date Posted: 01:29:10 01/31/05 Mon
Here, its my remiedie for drowsieness:

Have the Friar make you a bowl of hot'root soup. Drink all of it. Then, cool off with the fizziest cordial the cellekeeper has. Gerunteed you'll be wide awake!
Subject: Cure for the Chicken Pox


Author:
muggum Tricky Tribe
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Date Posted: 23:53:09 01/29/05 Sat
10 cup Apple appe juice
10 lemon joice
10 Cup flour
Drections
Pore the apple juce in with the lemon juce
then take in
and then pour the flour over the on your self
Subject: Cure for the Chicken Pox


Author:
muggum Tricky Tribe
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Date Posted: 23:53:09 01/29/05 Sat
10 cup Apple appe juice
10 lemon joice
10 Cup flour
Drections
Pore the apple juce in with the lemon juce
then take in
and then pour the flour over the on your self
Subject: posts


Author:
Farranore Redtail, Board Leader
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Date Posted: 17:47:11 01/29/05 Sat
Hi guys. Just a little reminder that I do need your DORM name in order to give you cc's. And Happy Mardi Gras from New Orleans! *_~
Subject: Cures


Author:
Thrus
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Date Posted: 20:55:50 01/28/05 Fri
Here is a cure for a bee sting:

1) Take some cool, wet mud and
cover the sting with it gently
2) Use damp leaves or a piece of
cloth to tie around the mud
3) Leave on until night time then
take of and wait till morning to
repeat process if necisary
Subject: How ta Cure a Screamin' Dibbun (trust me, I know how) and Caurs for Boredom.


Author:
Windong of the Naughty Knot
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Date Posted: 20:55:11 01/27/05 Thu
Okee doke, first of all, if the Dibbun is screaming and you're an elder, dat means you're a bad person and should be punished. Ok? here we go!

1) Tell the screaming Dibbun that you've been naughty and that the Dibbun gets to spank you 100000 times.
2) Offer the Dibbun all the yummy food in da world ifin's they stop.
3) Allow them to force feed you nettle broth and to pour kindersib oil all over your fur! (GUARANTEED TO WORK!)
4) Give 'em alla candied chestnutters dey wants. (GUARANTEED TO WORK!)
5) Tell them no more baths.
6) Give 'em the Sword of Martin the Warrior to play wit.
7) Give them the Sword or Martin the Warrior and tell 'em that they're the Abbey Warrior.
Now fa all the other stuff.
How to Cure Boredom *grins evilly*
1) Find your way into the human world
2) Amaze people with your talking
3) Let me adopt you!!!!!!!
4) Find Redwall again and bring me.
5) Annoy a certain Badger Lord of Salamandastron and watch him get all BloodWrathy at you and get some poor, evil vermin to try and fight him, then watch as the Badger Lord throws them down a mountain.
6) Um, get Ma Mellus mad at ya and then hide behind a chair and whisper like a dead beast that she hadn't taken enough care of you and that you drowned in the pond and watch her go insane then roll yourself in flour and appear to Ma Mellus. Then say you was neva dead and run for ya life!
7) Go kill vermin wit Martin da Warrior's Sword.
8) Get Dibbun-napped by vermin and escape.
Subject: Cure for the Hiccups


Author:
Holly W. M. B. Newbie Dorm
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Date Posted: 20:18:32 01/26/05 Wed
*Holly waltzes up to you with a peice of parchment in one paw, and a quill in the other.*
"Here!" She says proudly. "It's my remedie!" *You gladly take the parchment and read what it says*:

There are many ways to cure this. I'll just name a few:
1. Take some strawbery cordial, and drink it upside down.
2. {Note: Do not atempt unless you are a squirrel or an exelent acrobatic} Hang from a treebranch upsidedown, hold your breathe, and count to ten {or as high as you can!}
3. Sneak some sugar from the Friar's store and eat ONE pawful.
Subject: Cure for a lonely otter


Author:
Waterfall Riverwar of newbie dorm
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Date Posted: 20:17:51 01/26/05 Wed
First you
1.find a friend
2.make some hotroot soup
3.share it
4.Go dowse your head in the pond because it was so hot


Your not lonely any more!
Subject: Cure for getting a hare out of the kitchen


Author:
Jaqualin Toba of Pesky Pack
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Date Posted: 00:34:43 01/25/05 Tue
1) Put more food out in the Great Hall.
2) Invite him to a feast on the lawn.
3) Tell him that there is a secret stash of food hidden in the abbey somewhere and get him to start looking for it.
4) Tell him that the badger mum is looking for him.
5) Tell the abbey cook that he's in there and I'm shure she/he will do the rest for you.
6) Beg him to come and play with you and don't stop till he leaves the kitchen.
Subject: Cure for getting a hare out of the kitchen


Author:
Jaqualin Toba
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Date Posted: 00:32:30 01/25/05 Tue
1) Put more food out in the Great Hall.
2) Invite him to a feast on the lawn.
3) Tell him that there is a secret stash of food hidden in the abbey somewhere and get him to start looking for it.
4) Tell him that the badger mum is looking for him.
5) Tell the abbey cook that he's in there and I'm shure she/he will do the rest for you.
6) Beg him to come and play with you and don't stop till he leaves the kitchen.
Subject: Cures


Author:
Oakpaw of the Irresistable Imps
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Date Posted: 20:28:12 01/22/05 Sat
cure for headache,

drink some strawbwrry fizz, and eat 3 candied chestnuts,
then yer cured !

cure for boredom

think of a good plan to annoy elders,
get some dibbuns to help you
find an elder to annoy,
do it an have fun !
Subject: Cure for a hungry dibbun:


Author:
Windsong Everose
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Date Posted: 19:29:35 01/22/05 Sat
First you go into the kitchens and bug whoevers workin' there until they listens to ya. Then you tell him(or her) that you want 10 batches o' candied chestnuters. Ifin's they don't give 'em to ya, tell em that it's for one of Sister Topaz's cures. Then when you gots the candied chestnutters, go to da cellars and ask for 3 beakers of dandelion cordial. When you got the fizzy dwink, go into the orchard and eat it alls up. Then you not be hungry no more. Repeat when needed.
Subject: Cure for a boring stuffy day


Author:
Waterfall Riverwar
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Date Posted: 17:07:58 01/22/05 Sat
First you organize a plot
Then you get some friends to help you with it
Then you plan it very carefully
Then you activate your plan

See your not bored anymore!!!!
Subject: Cures for Unmischievious Dibbuns


Author:
Trillium Moonstripe, BB
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Date Posted: 22:19:45 01/21/05 Fri
Cures for Unmischievous Dibbuns:

1. Go plan a trick on Ma Mellus and act it out.
2. Attack Ma Mellus with spitballs.
3. Attack the elders with snowballs.
4. Attack the elders with wadded-up Abbey School homework.
5. In Abbey School purposely knock over your ink container but make it look like it's fake, so the teacher will have to refill it. Continue doing this until the teacher is annoyed out of her brain.
6. Tickle the elder's feet under the table at dinner with a feather duster.
7. Start a food fight at a meal.
8. Write all over the Abbey Walls with ink.
9. If there are mud puddles, and you're out playing, splash mud puddle water on Ma Mellus or some of the elders.
10. Get Ma Mellus' habit all wet.
Subject: Cure for Scary Shadows


Author:
Tanurn
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Date Posted: 22:16:42 01/21/05 Fri
If in bed, pull blanket over your head and wake up your friends to help you scare the shadows away.

If outside, run behind a tree and say "BOOO"
Subject: Cure For Annoying Grown-ups


Author:
Tanurn
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Date Posted: 22:08:12 01/21/05 Fri
Steps:
1.Throw berries in their face.
2.RUNAWAY yelling I'm verwy verwy sowry.
Subject: Cure for toothakes


Author:
Adment Baskethead
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Date Posted: 16:06:04 01/21/05 Fri
First stop eating so much candy
Then, take a huge spoonful of squashed strawberries + rasberries

good luck
Subject: Cure for Sore thoarts


Author:
Beaktalon
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Date Posted: 02:32:46 01/21/05 Fri
Get two pounds of willow bark, crush it up, boil a pan of water, mix, pour a bottle of honey in, and drink.
Subject: Cure for Sore thoarts


Author:
Beaktalon
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Date Posted: 02:32:46 01/21/05 Fri
Get two pounds of willow bark, crush it up, boil a pan of water, mix, pour a bottle of honey in, and drink.
Subject: Cure For Too Much Talking


Author:
Samra
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Date Posted: 21:51:42 01/20/05 Thu
Sure For Too Much Talking:

1. Steal alot of candied chesnuts
2. Stuff them in the patient's mouth
3. Wait untill they are done, then stuff some more in their mouth
4. When you are out of candied chesnuts...RUN AWAY!
Subject: cure for sleepyheads


Author:
Airyel
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Date Posted: 21:06:38 01/20/05 Thu

First mix meadowcream, candied chestnuts, strawberries and a hot root pepper in a bowl leave sit for 10 minuts then put on you face
(it really works)
Airyel of the Newdies Dorm
Subject: cure for sleepyheads


Author:
Airyel
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Date Posted: 21:05:24 01/20/05 Thu

First mix meadowcream, candied chestnuts, strawberries and a hot root pepper in a bowl leave sit for 10 minuts then put on you face
(it really works)
Subject: Sorries!!!


Author:
Farranore Redtail, Board Leader
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Date Posted: 01:43:48 01/20/05 Thu
I am SOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry that this is getting up here so late. I haven't been able to access the site at all until today. For you newbies, don't worry--I talked to Tangle about this already.

Remember y'all, don't forget your name or your dorm name and don't post somebody else's remedies!
Subject: cure for hiccups


Author:
Airyel
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Date Posted: 21:10:39 01/19/05 Wed
Cure for Hiccups
1. eat two candied chesnuts
2. smear strawberry cordial on your face
3. finally hold your breath for 12 seconds

by Airyel of the Newbie Dorm
Subject: cure for baths


Author:
don fighter
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Date Posted: 23:48:19 01/18/05 Tue
To cure a bath simply get realy dirty and then run away crying. I'm in the newbie dorm.
Subject: A Cure For The Weak Minded


Author:
SmallStripe The Strong
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Date Posted: 22:00:43 01/18/05 Tue
Here are the ingridients you will need:

1. stong october ale
2. meadow cream
3. ripe strawberries

First mix the three ingreidients in a large bowl. Pour them in to a large mug. Make sure the recipie is warm while drinking.

To cure the weak minded put them in a small room with pillows and blankets so they are comfotable. Light lavender and make the paitent drink thr remedy. Soon they will fall asleep. In a dream a figure will appear. That of Martin The Warrior. He will say all he needs to say pending on the paitent. The paitent should wake up with a new perspedtive on life.
Subject: Sorry!


Author:
Waterfall Riverwar
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Date Posted: 02:01:57 01/18/05 Tue
Im of newbie dorm
Subject: Cure for hotroot soup


Author:
Waterfall Riverwar
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Date Posted: 02:00:54 01/18/05 Tue
Iv have a lot of expeirience with this(Im an otter myself)

First you drink one cup of water.
then eat some bread
then drink one cup of October ale.
then you will be comepletely back to normal
Subject: Sadness


Author:
ElfCup
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Date Posted: 02:45:50 01/15/05 Sat
Cure for your friends sadness

1. Get a big bowl
2. Fill with apples
3. Put lots of honey on top
4. Top it off with meadow cream
last get two forks go find your friend who is sad and share it with them!
Subject: Sadness


Author:
ElfCup
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Date Posted: 02:44:44 01/15/05 Sat
1. Get a big bowl
2. Fill with apples
3. Put lots of honey on top
4. Top it off with meadow cream
last get two forks go find your friend who is sad and share it with them!
Subject: Cure for feeling cold


Author:
Duskpelt, Clever Clan
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Date Posted: 20:49:09 01/14/05 Fri
warm up some fizzy coridal over a fire
add strawberry chunks
sip until warm
Subject: the cure for getting rid of chills


Author:
kalif swishtail
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Date Posted: 00:35:41 01/13/05 Thu
ingriedients:tea, honey, hotroot pepper.
1. mix hotroot pepper and honey into tea.
2. drink.
youll be warm in no time! {atleast your mouth will!}
Subject: Cure for Sore Throat


Author:
Sarah Barkpaw, Newbie Dorm
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Date Posted: 18:42:26 01/08/05 Sat
*A young squirrelmaid walks up to you showing a peice of parchment. It reads,*:

Sore Throat Remedie
Ingridents:
1.Water
2.Salt
Instructions:
Pour a cup of water, then add salt. Gargle for five seconds.
Subject: Cure for Drowsyness {again}


Author:
Belle, Newbie Dorm
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Date Posted: 20:06:50 01/07/05 Fri
{I forgot to add my dorm the first time}

All ye has ta do is...*pulls out a glass bottle* drink dis! It's hotroot soup so ita wake ye up, cause it so hot!
Subject: Cure for Drowsyness


Author:
Belle
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Date Posted: 20:03:43 01/07/05 Fri
All yous need ta do is..*pulls out a glass bottle* drink dis! It a hot'root soup. It so hot, it'll wake ye up!
Subject: Cure for if you are made to drink warm nettle broth


Author:
Tamello of the newbie dorm
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Date Posted: 03:57:30 01/05/05 Wed
Drink a glass of water , eat real food ,then go and play in th orchard all day!
Subject: Cure for if you are made to drink warm nettle broth


Author:
Tamello
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Date Posted: 03:50:55 01/05/05 Wed
Drink a glass of water , eat real food ,then go and play in th orchard all day!
Subject: Cure for Dryditch Fever


Author:
Moonflash Longtail, Active Array
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Date Posted: 01:49:00 01/03/05 Mon
The cure for Dryditch Fever is Icetor Flower Tea. To get Icetor Flowers you must climb the mountain of King MacPhearsome.
Subject: Cure for a bad dream


Author:
Ascron Bullseye
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Date Posted: 16:39:41 01/02/05 Sun
Youd need one glass of water.

You mix in the spiciest things you can find laying around and mix them in the water. You then give the soup to the person you had the dream about. Hopefully the will run around with their mouth buring leaving you to have a good dream about that event later that night.
Subject: A cure for lonelyness


Author:
Eslick de Mouse from de Mad Menaces
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Date Posted: 17:38:15 01/01/05 Sat
A Cure for Lonelyness:

You will need:

1. One lonely dibbon.
2. As many friends as you can get.

What to do with the stuff:

Get all of them together and do somthing fun!

(This treatment is garentied to work)

Eslick de Mouse from de Mad Menaces
Subject: Dorm


Author:
Hareton
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Date Posted: 21:14:56 12/30/04 Thu
Also, my dorm is Newbies and my name is Hareton.
Subject: Cure for a stomach ache( do not try at home, it tastes awful)


Author:
Hareton
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Date Posted: 21:13:04 12/30/04 Thu
Keep willow bark out for one night, then grind it up. While you're doing that, boil a 1/2 cup of water. When it's done sprinkle the bark into the water and let it cool. Then, drink up! Also, if you don't want it to taste awful, put a whole jar of honey in it.
Subject: Cure for a sore throat


Author:
Ryelle
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Date Posted: 17:51:59 12/28/04 Tue
Make honey tea it always helps sooth your throat. All you do is make some tea and add 3 tsp of honey or more if you want. Your throat will be better in no time.

Name: Ryelle
Dorm: newbie
Subject: If yous fall in the pond and get fished out and put in to bed after a cup of nettel broth (that horroboll stuff) sneek out and go clime a tree and eat candied chestnuts. (garentyed to work)


Author:
Janda Scurry
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Date Posted: 17:22:14 12/28/04 Tue
Subject: Baff Sickness


Author:
Streamrose, PP
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Date Posted: 14:19:11 12/28/04 Tue
If you get sick from having a baff, eat stawbees until you feel better.
Subject: Incase of infection


Author:
Marrygold Gringleweedertosson
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Date Posted: 01:13:37 12/28/04 Tue
If having an infection use marigold flowers and then dress the wound
Subject: Cure to hiccups


Author:
Thrus of the newbies
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Date Posted: 18:19:49 12/27/04 Mon
<When you get the hiccups, fill a glass full of water.
Drink one fourth VERY slowly. Take three deep breaths and exhale. Reapeat process untill glass is empty. If necisary reapeat without such strict breathing.>

-T'us of de newbie do'm
Subject: Remedie for Enemies with the Comman Cold


Author:
Flowerbud, Unbathable Bunch Dorm
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Date Posted: 20:47:28 12/23/04 Thu
First, convince them that the sprites are angry with them (vermin are RAWTHER supersticous) then give them the "Only Cure" it is something as follows

1.Bankmud containing Earthworms

2.Sap with Bark

3.Fish Heads

4.Seaweed Grog

5.Minced Wild Onion

Mix ingredients in a pot on boil, and shove it Down His Throat
Subject: Squeakles


Author:
Farranore Redtail, Board Leader
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Date Posted: 02:32:54 12/20/04 Mon
Your recipe has a different purpose, Squeakles, so I'll let this one slide...but try to watch what you post.
Subject: oops!


Author:
Squeakles the warrior,newbie
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Date Posted: 17:13:41 12/14/04 Tue
sorry!!!!!!! i didnt mean to copy anybody
Subject: cure for pale grownups (garenteed to work)


Author:
Squeakles the warrior,newbie
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Date Posted: 17:04:42 12/14/04 Tue
first get the hottest hotroot soup you can find and mix it with nettle broth,vinegar and strawberry fizz.
Then sneak up to pale grownup and pour down throat. this will definitly give them some color!
Subject: cure for friars who will not let you have candied chesnuts


Author:
squeakles the warrior,newbie
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Date Posted: 11:40:27 12/14/04 Tue
first run into the kitchen breathless and tell the friar a dibbun has fell in the pond (have your otter friend swimming in it)the friar will imediatly run out,leaving you to have as many chestnuts as you want.
Subject: posts


Author:
Farranore Redtail, Board Leader
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Date Posted: 22:52:10 12/13/04 Mon
Sorry I'm a little behind on these. I have gotten your ccs to Tangle, so don't worry about them anymore.
--Farranore
Subject: cure for wasp (or was it a rose thorn?) stings


Author:
Flowerbud, newbie dorm
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Date Posted: 02:11:37 12/13/04 Mon
this cure varys from person to person. . . it is something as follows. . .

For Villans Who Diserved it:

1.get a big handful of bank mud

2. slap it on the sting with vigor



For Sweet Angels:

1. fetch some newly made salve

2. apply to the wound, gently so as not to inflict extra pain on the poor baby.

3. find a clean white cloth and wrap around the area of the wound, tight enough so that it stays, loose enough so it wont hurt the prciouse mite!
Subject: cure for thirsty people who are too lazy to get up and get a drink. . .


Author:
Flowerbud
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Date Posted: 01:59:55 12/13/04 Mon
Get a rawther large pot of hotroot soup, put fifteen pawfulls of hotroot pepper into it, and go pour it down the said persons throat.they should definitly leap out of bed with sudden vigor and douse themselve with water for the rest of the day.
Subject: A cure for frizzy whiskers


Author:
Squeakles the warrior,newbie
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Date Posted: 21:23:58 12/12/04 Sun
Go to your kitchen and put shortening on your whiskers.
Style your whiskers and leave the shortening on them for a month.
Subject: One of the many Cures for Boredom you can use


Author:
Duskpelt the Bat, I don't have a dorm yet althougth I'm a member of DAB, so I'm trying to earn 10 ccs
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Date Posted: 14:29:54 12/11/04 Sat
When you are bored the best thing to do is go do something you like. If you are a part of DAB, then you probally like Redwall books.

Go and get a book/scroll to read. If you get the right scroll it can be fun. My favorite is the tale of "Salamandastron"

Something else you can do is try to draw. IT's fun.

Also, If you are bored, go to this site.
Subject: This is a Cure for nettle sting


Author:
Duskpelt the Bat, (I don't have a dormitory yet, so I'm trying to earn 10 ccs)
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Date Posted: 14:17:55 12/11/04 Sat
The best cure for the sting the nettles give you is the sap- from the leaf of the flower jewelsweed. A Jewelsweed is an bright orange color, and it is bell shaped. It's very small. The leaves are a dark green. Luckilly it often grows around nettles.
You break the leaf and press the sap from the leaf on the nettle sting. It works.

(OOC, IT actually works, BIC)
Subject: A Cure For Bordom(Garentied To Work)


Author:
Eslick de mouse, Mad Menaces
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Date Posted: 21:29:59 12/09/04 Thu
A Cure For Bordom.

Come up with naughty stuff to do,
and then DO it!
(If it doasnt work then dont blame me!)

Eslick de Mouse
De Mad Menaces
Subject: A Cure For A Sleepy Grownup(Garentied to work)


Author:
Eslick de Mouse, Mad Menaces
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Date Posted: 21:22:51 12/09/04 Thu
A Cure For A Sleepy Grownup.
You will need:

(If the adult is an otter)
1.One TBS. of vinegar.

(If the adult isnt an otter)
1.One TBS. of hotroot pepper.

(If its the infirmery brother/sister)
1. cup of warm nettle broth.

What to do with the stuff:
1. sneack up on the grownup and while there lying there trying to wake up, pour the vinegar/hotroot/warm nettle broth down
thier throat.

This is garentied to cure drowseyness for grownups.
So happy hunting!

Caution!This treatment may prove fattal for dibbons! Avoid having the treatment at all cost!

Eslick de Mouse
De Mad Menaces
Subject: A Cure For Someone Who Is Depressed(Garentied to work!)


Author:
Eslick de Mouse, Mad Menaces
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Date Posted: 21:51:05 12/08/04 Wed
You will need:

1.One depressed dibbon.
2.the dibbon's favorit food.

What to do with the stuff:
1.give the food to the dibbon.

This is garentied to cure depreshion.
If it doasnt, then your not a normal
dibbon(no affence)
Caution!
This info. is very important!
Keep it from grownups at all costs!
Enjoy!
Eslick de Mouse, from de Mad Menaces
Subject: a cure for a skinned footpaw


Author:
Max
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Date Posted: 19:15:06 12/06/04 Mon
First you need a bucket of honey, some blueberry juice , some medowcream diluted with water and some dock leaves.
First you put the meadow cream on the leg. Then you put the leg in the bucket of honey and let it soak for 5 minutes. Then you take the blueberry juice and put it on the dock leave, and wrap in on the footpaw to make a bandage.
Subject: A cure for sore throat


Author:
Snowswirl
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Date Posted: 08:09:36 12/06/04 Mon
To cure the Sore Throat you need:
Suger
Water
Meadowcream
Blueberry Trifle
Deeper'n'ever Veggietable pastey
Directons
Mush these ingrediants together
Then eat in one sitting
I'ts deliciuos
Subject: Remedy for warts.


Author:
Ce'Nedra
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Date Posted: 03:14:27 12/04/04 Sat
rub each wart with a pebble from the river and then throw the pebble over your shoulder when the moon is new.
Subject: Cure for sneezelessness


Author:
Stripeface Thistleclaw of the Newbies
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Date Posted: 01:36:21 12/01/04 Wed
Get lots and lots of hot peppers (the hotter, the better)
Dry it in the sun until crisp
Mash it into powder
Sniff what you made

----->GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SNEEZE<-----
IF YOU HURT YOURSELF, IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!
Subject: Cure for the snuffles


Author:
Coffers of the Irrestiable Imps
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Date Posted: 20:36:57 11/30/04 Tue
Materials: 1 pound of garlic
4 cups of dirty bath water
1 small flame
1 ounce of black pepper

Directions: Put the ingredients in a large bowl. Then mix the ingredients together. Put the bowl of the small flame for about 6 seconds. Finally, breath the air directly above the bowl until you can breath again. Repeat as needed.
Subject: How to stop a beast from going bloodrathy... (Or you get your money back!)


Author:
Anubis, TT (aka Mossa Silverback)
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Date Posted: 00:49:55 11/30/04 Tue
Supplies:

1 very cute and fuzzy dibbun
1 extremely cute outfit for the dibbun.
1 equally cute stuffed animal for the dibbun.
Somebeast strong enough to carry the dibbun.

Run up to the beast about to get bloodrath. Hold out the cute dibbun in the gute outfit with the cute toy (but not to close just in case it dosen't work) and hope that the dibbun's cuteness and innocence will calm the beast.
Subject: How to cure the tickles


Author:
Jaqualin Toba of the Newbies
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Date Posted: 22:09:43 11/26/04 Fri
1) Jump around on one foot for ten seconds.
2) Eat ten bowls of water(toasted is best).
3) Sit in the bell tower while listening to a good story.
4) Try to eat more Hot Beetroot Soup than Skipper.
5) Wiggle your toes every time you see Boorab.
6) Then, when someone tries to tickle you say "I can't be tickled!"
7) When they ask why said Mama Mellus said so.
Note: The best way to cure the tickles is to find a way to not be tickled. These solutions are only to be used if that dosen't work.
Subject: How to cure the tickles


Author:
Jaqualin Toba
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Date Posted: 22:07:24 11/26/04 Fri
1) Jump around on one foot for ten seconds.
2) Eat ten bowls of water(toasted is best).
3) Sit in the bell tower while listening to a good story.
4) Try to eat more Hot Beetroot Soup than Skipper.
5) Wiggle your toes every time you see Boorab.
6) Then, when someone tries to tickle you say "I can't be tickled!"
7) When they ask why said Mama Mellus said so.
Note: The best way to cure the tickles is to find a way to not be tickled. These solutions are only to be used if that dosen't work.
Subject: cure for a lazy dibbun


Author:
ranma saotome of the newbie dorm
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Date Posted: 19:35:57 11/25/04 Thu
mash 43 hotroot peppers and dry them (this will make them extra hot) add 10 table spoons of october ale. and mix well. feed to dibbun. if you want even better results, bake it in a pie.
Subject: I luv u all


Author:
Happy messanger
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Date Posted: 01:56:04 11/24/04 Wed
I luv u all for teaching naughty dibbuns how to behave.
Subject: Sorry


Author:
Swift Arrow
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Date Posted: 01:53:06 11/24/04 Wed
Sorry I'm in the Newbie dorm
Subject: Cure for trickster dibbuns


Author:
Swift Arrow
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Date Posted: 01:51:30 11/24/04 Wed
This cure for trickster dibbuns teaches them how it feels like to be tricked.
1. tell them that if they take lots of baths the lolly man will come and give them lollies.
2. tell them if they go to bed early a candy man will come to give them lollies.
3. tell them if they roll in mud or get their clothes dirty a boogie man will come to get them to eat the dirt off their clothes and THEM!
Subject: Cures


Author:
Auburn
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Date Posted: 16:02:27 11/23/04 Tue
srry, im in the newbie dorm

cure for hiccups - cakes and pies
cure for bad dibbuns - no candied chesnuts
cure for sleepiness - candy
Subject: Cures


Author:
Auburn
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Date Posted: 16:00:04 11/23/04 Tue
cure for hiccups - cakes and pies
cure for bad dibbuns - no candied chesnuts
cure for sleepiness - candy
Subject: Holiday Cures


Author:
Kricket Thornwhistle PP
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Date Posted: 22:13:14 11/22/04 Mon
Cures for holiday blues:

Halloween:CANDY!!!
Thanksgiving:Turkey
Turkey at Thanksgiving:RUN AWAY!!!
Christmas:Presents
Subject: Cures


Author:
Firlily
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Date Posted: 14:55:42 11/21/04 Sun
Cure for no baths: run away
Cure for angreyness: yell real loud
Cure for stomachaches: lie down
Cure for warts: dockleaves and moss
Cure for blisters: pop 'em and suck 'em
Subject: cures


Author:
Keyma greenbow
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Date Posted: 00:37:25 11/21/04 Sun
Sorry, Farranore. I am a FF. Go FFs!
Subject: posts


Author:
Farranore Redtail, Board Leader
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Date Posted: 23:43:35 11/20/04 Sat
HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SAY "YOU MUST PUT YOUR DORM NAMES ON YOUR POSTS"?

Please, put them on there! Otherwise, I can't give you candied chestnuts.
Subject: cure


Author:
Keyma Greenbow
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Date Posted: 16:36:34 11/16/04 Tue
To cure a hare of it's gluttonous appitite feed it a mixture called BSMBS. Here is the recipe.
1 rotten bananna
3 strawberries
a saucer of milk
2 blueberries
1 moldy salad
Mash together the fruit. Then pour the milk, fruit and salad into a pan and heat until boiling. let it cool and while the hare is sleeping pour mixture into it's mouth. Proven to cure the most gluttonous hare.
Subject: warts


Author:
Gruckford Nimbletoes(rambling rascals)
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Date Posted: 12:52:22 11/16/04 Tue
If you've got a wart just put duck tape on it. Make sure that the tape covers only the wart. In a few months your wart will be gone. :)
Subject: warts


Author:
Gruckford Nimbletoes
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Date Posted: 12:51:02 11/16/04 Tue
If you've got a wart just put duck tape on it. Make sure that the tape covers only the wart. In a few months your wart will be gone. :)
Subject: Curse of the Tritan!


Author:
Cheeko
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Date Posted: 23:49:21 11/11/04 Thu
Kay, me finks afer loong weserch zat dere ar cuwurs.
1. A rospetal mashed wif wolfbane thats been in fifty howers o' friar-fat-non-food-poisoning cordial.
Subject: POSTS


Author:
Farranore
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Date Posted: 23:16:17 11/11/04 Thu
YOU MUST PUT YOUR DORM NAMES ON YOUR POSTS FOR THEM TO BE ACCEPTED
Subject: Cures


Author:
Firlily of the DD
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Date Posted: 21:11:05 11/05/04 Fri
1Cure for sleepynes:Sleep
2Cure for Itchyness:Scratch yourself
3Cure for thirst: Drink something
4Cure for Hungryness: eat something
5Cure for boredom #1:Run#2Eat#3drink#4walk#5talk#6yell#7somersault#8flip#9handstand#10Cheer#11Write#12 Read#13Math#14History#15Get sick#16Throw up#17Run away#18Sniff#19See#20hear
Subject: Cure for sleepiness


Author:
Whiteclaw
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Date Posted: 18:34:47 11/05/04 Fri
Cure for sleepy dibbuns
Candied chesnuts
Suyrup
honey

Mix it together and feed it to them. They won't be tired for a long time.
Subject: a cure for hungry hares who are lazy


Author:
deyna ashflight
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Date Posted: 17:45:34 11/02/04 Tue
to cure laziness tell them them to work and you'll give them a pie,then when they are done throw the pie to us dibbuns.the dibbuns are full and the laborious task is done
Subject: Cure for Zamstar


Author:
Fluffbelle Nightmoon
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Date Posted: 22:55:09 11/01/04 Mon
Zamstar is a slight illness that is caused when dizzy and sees stars. They are cured by warm nettle broth, seaweed or coral grains formented in fish scales, yukk!
Subject: Cure for hiccups


Author:
Crystal Treestar
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Date Posted: 01:07:33 11/01/04 Mon
take a glass of water and put a metal spoon in it. Drink the water with the spoon on your forehead. REALLY WORKS!
Subject: posts


Author:
new leader--Farranore
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Date Posted: 03:57:23 10/31/04 Sun
Hey y'all. I'm sorry I've taken awhile to evaluate your posts. I think this is a good time to mention that unless you put both your player name and your dorm name on the post, <b> anywhere on the post </b>, I will not even submit the scores to Tangle. So please put them on there. If you wish to resubmit your ideas, go right ahead. Some of your ideas are very good--I just don't know who to give credit to. Thank you.
Subject: cures


Author:
Ini Smalltree
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Date Posted: 13:52:12 10/29/04 Fri
1. cure for head ache: mix apple juice, lemon juice, strawberry juice and orange juice (all freshely squezzed) together, then add a pinch of sugar and a teaspoon of water and drink.

2. cure for tummy ache: drink strawberry fizz, then hold your breath for as long as you can.

3. cure for coff: mix equal parts of sugar and water, then drink.

4.cure for wasp stings: wrap the sting in a damp dock leaf and pour apple juice over it.

Ini Smalltree Newbie dorm
Subject: Problem.


Author:
Trillium Moonstripe
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Date Posted: 21:52:54 10/27/04 Wed
When I said cure for good dibbuns in my title I meant to change it to Cure for Hare Hiccups
Subject: Cure for Good Dibbuns


Author:
Trillium Moonstripe of the Bad Babes
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Date Posted: 21:51:49 10/27/04 Wed
Cure for Hare Hiccups:
Bag full of carrots
Big flask of water

If a hare is having the hiccups have them eat a bunch of carrots then drink lots, and lotsa water. And Voila! they should be cured after eating the carrots and drinking the water.
Subject: cur for annoyin sibwings


Author:
misty the newby
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Date Posted: 23:14:58 10/24/04 Sun
GO PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: cure for cleanitus


Author:
shoggy
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Date Posted: 19:48:14 10/24/04 Sun
to get rid of cleanitus you get mud , strawbree fizz, and lotsa fruit and make a big 'olemess
Subject: cure for hungryness


Author:
kana of the naughty knot
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Date Posted: 16:55:28 10/23/04 Sat
EAT AND EAT
Subject: Cure for Twichy fingers


Author:
Darien Leftpaw( newbie dorm)
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Date Posted: 21:32:44 10/22/04 Fri
Dis da cure for twichy fingers dat work
1. finda nearest window( preferably near the kitchen)
2. wait in da bushes near for someone to put pies out
3. wait another minute, to make sure no elder is lookin' then edge close to the window
4. swipe the Pie, and dive back into the bushes.( becareful not to Droppa pie)
5. Eat pie, and as soon as possible, move away from your hiding spot.
6. act as innocent as possible... and steer clear of all elders

this is the remedy for twichy fingers.. it has been passed down through my holt for many generations.
Subject: cure for no friends


Author:
midnight
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Date Posted: 05:17:07 10/15/04 Fri

1. go to buddie board
2. put a message down thats breifly tells about yourself
3. send
4. wait
5. you have lotta friends so go and play and be happy
Subject: hicups


Author:
Zipflash
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Date Posted: 04:04:28 10/12/04 Tue
hold your breath
Subject: boredom cure


Author:
Fishkiller IV
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Date Posted: 11:52:29 10/09/04 Sat
To cure boredom get together a whole lot of mud And dump it on the elders

Fishkiller IV, Newbie
Subject: Cure for the Dibbuns *Tummy Ache*


Author:
Emmi Willowbow
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Date Posted: 01:59:50 10/05/04 Tue

~Emmerald Willowbow's Cure for the Dibbuns Tummy Ache~

First- Have the Dibbun sit down in his or her favorite comfy place.
Then you give them a big beaker filled with Strawberry Fiz top with whiped meadowcream. The fiz helps to settle the tummy and the cream helps it to go down smooth.
Repeat at least twice, then excuse the dibbun from any chores assigned for that day. It takes at least that day to recoperate from the "Terrible Tummy Ache".

Emmi~
(BAD BABES)
Subject: cure for hunger


Author:
Silver Shadow
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Date Posted: 04:36:53 10/01/04 Fri

Here is the cure for hunger. Step by step

1. go into the kitchen and steal alla candie chestnuts you find
2. go into the celler and steal alla sta'bee cord'l you can carry
3. get some warm scones
4. get a friend and go eat it alla up in the h'orcherd

I'm in the newbie dorm. Thanks Silver Shadow
Subject: cure for hunger


Author:
Silver Shadow
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Date Posted: 04:34:58 10/01/04 Fri

Here is the cure for hunger. Step by step

1. go into the kitchen and steal alla candie chestnuts you find
2. go into the celler and steal alla sta'bee cord'l you can carry
3. get some warm scones
4. get a friend and go eat it alla up in the h'orcherd
Subject: Cure for growingupitus


Author:
Abbot Mortimer - Newbies
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Date Posted: 18:05:15 09/27/04 Mon
If you feel too grown up take this cure:

1. find all the candied chestnuts in the abbey
2. eat them
3. annoy an elder
4. laugh
5. play
6. join DAB
7. Repeat 1-5 daily until you feel young again
Subject: cure for happiness


Author:
brock
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Date Posted: 17:28:33 09/22/04 Wed
pinch one of the friars candied chestnut trifles when he's not looking and hide in the oven and eat it.
Subject: Cure for a Lonely Heart


Author:
Kalista Fortuna
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Date Posted: 04:23:35 09/20/04 Mon
This is one I discovered myself when I was still in the care of my mother and father.

1. Find yourself a lucky toy or blanket. Keep it with you always. It will never hurt you, will always listen to you, and will always love you

2. Hug your mama. Nothing takes the lonelyness outa your heart like a cuddle.

3. Always believe there are beasts out in the world who love you.

4. Treats. Eat sweets, and fruit. Yes fruit. Fruit keeps you healthy, and still taste's good. Apples are wonderful.

5. Sing. Singing lifts your spirits and, if you have a wonderful voice like my mama did, everyone loves to hear it.

The last two are also good for bad temper.

Kalista Fortuna, Newbies Dorm.
Subject: how to cure excessive talking


Author:
friendlyjake
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Date Posted: 01:48:28 09/15/04 Wed
have a contest to see how many candied chestnuts you can eat
Subject: Cure for Nettle Broth


Author:
Irvine
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Date Posted: 06:01:23 09/12/04 Sun
When No-one in the infermery is looking. Toss the nettle broth out the window for the birdses to eat.
Subject: Cure for ...


Author:
Tesseri
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Date Posted: 03:12:41 09/08/04 Wed
Cure for wobbly paws, runny snout, flurgy twinge, ect.

Sing Keyla's (made up) otter charm.
Subject: Cure for Going To Bed


Author:
Bragoon of the Mad Menaces
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Date Posted: 15:37:10 09/07/04 Tue
1.Find a grown-up who will make a deal with you.

2. Make a deal.

3. Smear moss and other icky stuff all over you. The have the grown-up say that the disease can only be cured by eating lots of candied chestnuts.

4. Wash off the stuff or repeat step 3.
Subject: cure for being obedient


Author:
martin
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Date Posted: 22:23:23 09/04/04 Sat
2 candied chesnuts
1 strawberry truffle
1 apple
3 slices of yellow cheese

that is the cure for bieng obedient
Subject: Cure for Salads


Author:
ShadowSwitcher
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Date Posted: 23:36:39 09/02/04 Thu
1.before the meal hide as many yummy foods as u can in your pockets.2.right before meal stand by sal;ad aneat all ya sweets. then say that u just had one.
Subject: Cure for Minor Scrapes,cuts and Bites.


Author:
Irvine
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Date Posted: 04:34:05 09/02/04 Thu
Take four purple clover stems,Mash and boil them in some water. Then take it out of the water. Take a Strip of cloth or something to rap it around the Scrape,cut or lizard bite. And rap it around the cut scrape of lizard bite.
Subject: cure for bloodwrath


Author:
whiplash
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Date Posted: 07:51:57 08/31/04 Tue
1.take an axe and chop off the tail of the creature sitting next to you.
2. take a big gulp of cherry cordial (make it wasn't made by Aggril)
3. turn to the goodbeast who's tail you just chopped off and say "no 'ard feelings mate, I just had a bit of the old bloodwrath in me eyes, y'know"
Subject: cure for boredom


Author:
whiplash
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Date Posted: 14:56:19 08/28/04 Sat
1. take a walk and sneak strawberries while nobody is looking. Get as dirty as possible in the process.
2. run and jump into the pond
3. dance in the mudslide
4. go up to sister may and tell her you just took a bath and get her dirty by rubbing on her
Subject: cure for boredom


Author:
whiplash
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Date Posted: 14:54:54 08/28/04 Sat
1. take a walk and sneak strawberries while nobody is looking. Get as dirty as possible in the process.
2. run and jump into the pond
3. dance in the mudslide
4. go up to sister may and tell her you just took a bath and get her dirty by rubbing on her
Subject: Cure for Loneliness Disease


Author:
Astrognash Lutramigo of the Wicked Wastrels
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Date Posted: 00:01:07 08/28/04 Sat
Items:
1 bag of Candied Chestnuts.
10 Water Ballons
1 other Dibbun beside yourself

Steps:
1.Give the Dibbun the Candied Chestnuts
2.Give them 5 Water Balloons and have a water-balloon fight
3.Ask them to be your friend
4.If they accept, play with them some more!
Subject: Cure to avoid taking a bath


Author:
Anubis TT
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Date Posted: 07:09:03 08/23/04 Mon
Rub a lotion of beeswax and honeyflower petals on your fur. To the elders, it /looks/ like you took a bath because it makes your fur appear cleaner and it smells like you took one too (it smells pretty good).
Subject: Cure for falling through the ice on the Abbey Pond


Author:
Mossa Silverback TT
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Date Posted: 07:06:31 08/23/04 Mon
1. Well, first get whoever fell in out. Don't fall in yourself by flattening your body across the ice and crawling out towards them. This keeps your wait evened out over the ice.
2. Wrap the dibbun who fell in in a warm fuzzy blanket and get them back to the abbey as soon as possible.
3. Warm them up by the fire and give them something warm to drink, like tea or cider.
4. Check them all over to make sure they didn't get frostbite. If they did, soak the frost bitten part in luke warm water.
Subject: nasty paper cuts


Author:
otterkit
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Date Posted: 22:19:44 08/21/04 Sat
1.rinse with 1/4 tankard of strawberry cordial
2.drink left-overs
Subject: Cure for headache.


Author:
Fiona MacScoffer Tartantail
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Date Posted: 22:11:45 08/19/04 Thu
Gently rub a small dot of eucalyptus oil mixed in a lotion base into temples and behind ears. (Dibbuns must have a grown-up mix the lotion and put it on! It can sting terrible if you get it in your eyes!)

Place a warm washcloth over your eyes. Listen to soft music or someone reading a story.

Don't get up too soon, or the headache will come back. Rest!
Subject: cure for cuts burns and bruses


Author:
Matthew
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Date Posted: 17:07:18 08/18/04 Wed
1.Get seawater and pour over wound/s
2.bandage over wounds
3.buy or find the herb applemint
4.break apple mint into bits and rub on paws
5.carefully remove bandage after seawater has soaked into the wound and gently rub applemint scented paws over the wound
6.bandage the wound back up and leave on for a couple of hours
7.take bandage off
Subject: flaky skin is for da vermin


Author:
Chrys Trueblade
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Date Posted: 00:50:55 08/16/04 Mon
Mah mum's remedy for flaky skin will work wonders,sah!
boil some blackberry leaves in some stream water, strain and cool. rinse fur and skin well wid dis. It's worth da agonies,wot,'cause der won't be any flippin' baths when you got a coat dis shiny!
Subject: relief from blinkin' burns


Author:
Chrys Trueblade
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Date Posted: 00:44:15 08/16/04 Mon
Find yourself a few aloe leaves, and scrape the gel out o'
the inside of 'em. rub dis on your burn, and it will make ya feel a whole jolly lot better.
Subject: da yummy tummy cure


Author:
Chrys Trueblade
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Date Posted: 00:38:46 08/16/04 Mon
for those chaps that suffer from blinkin' tummy-aches,mah
cure'll have ya back to feastin' in no time flat,wot.
Get yourself all comfy, and slowly sip a beaker of ginger-root ale. Breathe deep, and get all sleepy like, den you can resume your jolly scoffin.
Subject: cure da snuffed up snout


Author:
Chrys Trueblade
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Date Posted: 00:31:20 08/16/04 Mon
You can rid yourself of da snuffles by sniffin' up a bit o'
hotroot powder.It's jolly stuff,wot. Your eyes will water,
your mouth will burn,but when your done doin' a blinkin' dance,you'll be able to breathe great!
Subject: Cure for misquitos


Author:
Foxfur
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Date Posted: 20:31:35 08/15/04 Sun
Take some lilac flowers and smash it all up. Rub it on your fur and misqito bites. Heals the bites, and keeps misquitos away!
Subject: Cure


Author:
Foxfur
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Date Posted: 20:29:30 08/15/04 Sun
Cure for burns

take a leaf of the plantain plant and burn it. Apply to wounds and bind tight.
Subject: Cure for mild fever


Author:
Elsie Pinktail, Unbathable Bunch
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Date Posted: 14:45:55 08/15/04 Sun
Firstly, take one cuppa chopped dandelion leaves, an put it in 3 cups a milk. Mash green pine nuts an' elderberries into a paste, an add a few spoonfuls o' that to the mixture. Let simmer for ten minutes, then spoon into the fever victim's mouth. Do this twice a day until the fever is gone.
Subject: Realish cures!


Author:
Arrow
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Date Posted: 23:46:23 08/10/04 Tue
cure for stuffed snouts: In the far north caves, there are tiny crystals, menthol crystals. See if you can get some off a traveller! Melt crytals into a sink full of hot water. Put you head over the strrong minty steam and cover head and sink with a towel, so as to keep the strong steam in one place. Repeat daily until cured.

cure for sore throats: Firstly, brew some chamomile tea as strong as possible. Add as teaspoon of honey. Stir until dissolved. Just drink this mixture whenever you're feeling particularly sore.

cure for snoring: Hehehhheeee....when the miscreant is sleeping, roll up some ramsons into small, pea sized balls. Plug nostrils securely. Due to the smell of ramsons, the culprit will have to worry more about breathiong than snoring! (Wild garlic can be substituted for ramsons!)

i-wanna-get-bathed-a-titus:

Firstly, you have got to be mental to want to get bathed. Rub then don HARD with soap, taking special care to get it in their nose and eyes. Set a baby pike free in the bathtub. If this doesn't work, tell that elder to quit tryin to act like a dibbun, cause he's failin!

(can you tell which work and which don't?)
Subject: Cures


Author:
Alder
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Date Posted: 15:19:39 08/06/04 Fri
Cure for Headache
Mix lavender and mint oil together and rub it on your head. It works really well.

Another cure for constantly-getting-chased-for-a-bath-itis
Rub butter, vegetable oil and other slippery stuff all over yourself so that when the elders try to pick you up and carry you to a bath they won't be able to hold on to you (heehee).
Subject: cure


Author:
rosebush off jumping jokers
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Date Posted: 16:22:08 08/05/04 Thu
CURE FOR HEADACHE
get some wild carrot and grind it up
then put the pouder into a beker off
cordial with a spoon full off suger
tell him or her to drink it
then there better agan
Subject: Cure for tiredness


Author:
Cyprus Bushtail, UB
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Date Posted: 22:59:58 07/31/04 Sat
Get one flask of plum cordial, strawberry fizz, raspberry cup, blackberry cordial, a little tiny TEENSY bit of elderflower wine, and a cup of sugar.
Mix together and drink very very fast. Repeat three more times.

You won't be sleeping until next August!
Subject: Cures


Author:
Alder
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Date Posted: 06:42:32 07/30/04 Fri
Cure for a Sore Throat (only temporary): Warm up some water so that it's warm enough that honey can dissolve in it but it's not so hot you burn your tongue. Mix 1 teaspoon of honey into the water and drink.

Cure for colds: Don't take a physik, whatever you do. Have lots of garlic and onions and oranges and lemon and also drink lots of chicken soup. It really works in real life.

Cure for warts: Set the end of a twig on fire and put the burning bit on the wart.

Cure for Getting-Chased-Constantly-For-A-Bath-itis:
1. Rub lots of raw garlic mixed with ransoms, onoin and lots of smelly stuff. Take a bath in the mixture. Use lots of onion so when the elders chase you you'll be so smelly they wont touch you. The onoin'll make them cry so they can't see you then you escape.
2. Accept the bath meekly, then when it comes time for the soap grab the soap, chuck it at Ma Mellus then splash her and yell, "WATER FIGH!WATER FIGHT! WATER FIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!" then make sure everyone splashes Ma Mellus and ONLY Ma Mellus. This also works for physiks, but ask for a bath first. That way the physik gets all watered down so it's no good!

Cure for a Fever: Wear lots of clothes and sit in bed with heaps on blankets on you and have lots of hot food and have 30 hot water bottles and generally stay warm until you start sweating. That means the fever's gone.
Subject: Stay up forever and stay clean forever!


Author:
Reflame Wildstripe
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Date Posted: 00:53:02 07/26/04 Mon
Ingredients needed:
1 Flaggon of Strawberry fizz
1 Bushel of green apples
3 Smashed blackberry tarts
5 Daisey Pettles
1/2 Cup hotroot pepper
1/2 Tablespoon of sugar

Mix all ingredients and stir for 5 minutes; back for 30 minutes in your favorite pie crust. Let it set for one day before eating. You won't taste the ingredients in the pie so don't worry. Enjoy your pie!
Subject: Stay up forever and stay clean forever!


Author:
Reflame Wildstripe
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Date Posted: 00:50:48 07/26/04 Mon
Ingredients needed:
1 Flaggon of Strawberry fizz
1 Bushel of green apples
3 Smashed blackberry tarts
5 Daisey Pettles
1/2 Cup hotroot pepper
1/2 Tablespoon of sugar

Mix all ingredients and stir for 5 minutes; back for 30 minutes in your favorite pie crust. Let it set for one day before eating. You won't taste the ingredients in the pie so don't worry. Enjoy your pie!
Subject: lets you stay up for ever and stay clean!


Author:
Reflame Wildstripe
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Date Posted: 00:37:04 07/26/04 Mon
Ingredients need:
1 Flaggen of Strawberry Fizz
3 Blackberry tarts
5 daisies
1/2 Tabespoon of sugar
1/2 cup hotroot pepper
Subject: Cure for SoreThroat


Author:
Carrul of the Clever Clan
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Date Posted: 12:08:09 07/25/04 Sun
Ingredents.

1 Water
2 Glass
3 Salt

Directions.

1 Boil water in a glass as hot as you can bear.
2 Mix Salt
3 Gargle for 30 seconds.

WARNING

DO NOT DRINK THE WATER.
Subject: Cure for Too much food


Author:
Smokejem
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Date Posted: 18:47:37 07/21/04 Wed
Tie dibbun to a twee, and give im/er warm nettle bwoth. Den untie im/er to give em thpace t' trow up. Altho cure Wantin' Wevenge on 'nother Dibbun.
Thid 'fecks: Gettin chasered by t' 'firmary thister 'wasting bwoth'
Subject: Cure for Too much food


Author:
Smokejem
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Date Posted: 18:43:30 07/21/04 Wed
Tie the dibbun to a tree, and give him/her warm nettle broth (min. three bowls) Then untie him/to give them space to throw up. Also cure Wanting Revenge on a Fellow Dibbun.
Side-effects: Getting chased by The imfirmary sister for wasting broth.
Subject: Cure for aches and pains


Author:
Sagebrush
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Date Posted: 17:13:38 07/17/04 Sat
Peel a strip of Silver Birch bark from the tree, and hold it to your aching muscle.
Another cure-
Carline thistle as an antiseptic!
and yet another-
Angelica is good for coughs
and Marigold ointment-
a handful of fresh marigolds, boil with 200g vaseline. simmer for ten minutes, while stirring. press through a cheesecloth, and seal in jar! Wonderful for cuts, burns, and sores.
(each actually works!)
Subject: Cure for Too Well-Behaved Dibbun:


Author:
Fwril Treewhiffler
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Date Posted: 23:33:40 07/16/04 Fri
1 Scream your loudist, standing on a table in the Great Hall
2 Run to the kitchens and pinch a blueberry pie, and a tray
3 Gobble down the pie, no chewing.
4 Slide down the stairs of Cavern Hole and Great Hall on the tray
5 Run to the kitchens,again
6 Pinch a Woodland Trifle with extra cream and a huge bowl
7 Gobble down Woodland Trifle with extra cream and smear some cream on the walls
8 Run down to the pond
9 Scoop up a bowl of water
10 Pour onto an elder (preferably infrimery Sister, cos she gives out nasty phisicks)
11 Tell other Dibbuns to follow like wise

** If you get in trouble, smear left over cream form the trifle on the punisher**
Subject: Cure for Too Well-Behaved Dibbun:


Author:
Fwril Treewhiffler
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Date Posted: 23:23:36 07/16/04 Fri
Subject: Cure for Boredom


Author:
Gentlebreeze
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Date Posted: 02:34:55 07/16/04 Fri
It's a rainy summer day and you have NOTHING TO DO!!!! Well here's a cure for boredom:

Read a Redwall novel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Gentlebreeze
Subject: cures for boredome


Author:
Firlily of dd
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Date Posted: 19:09:58 07/15/04 Thu
Drink
1strawberry fizz
2strawberry cordial
3damson wine
4dandilion and burdock cordial
5dandilion fizz
todo outside
6roll in the mud
7 have a race
8yell war cries
9fight
10gho to the gate house
11eat in the orchard
12run
13kick
14go on the walltop
15 go fishing
16swim
17climb
Inside
18hide in the attic
19hide anywhere
20climb
21sleep
22go on the abbey roof
23write a story
24record
25play
26do anythind
Subject: cures for boredom


Author:
firlily
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Date Posted: 18:51:27 07/15/04 Thu
1go in the kitchins
2throw flour all over yourselkf
3Dive into a trifle
4eat meadowcream
5pinch pies
6eat them
7eat scones
8get sticky with honey
9dive into a cake
10eat your way out
11put pots o as hats
12have a food fight
13eat all the sugar
14eat a apple
15eat a pear
16eat a flan
17eatfieldcream
18eat lettuce
19eat cheese
20eat carrot
21eat tomatoes
22eat cucumber sandwichs
23eat great hall cake
24eat redcurrentwall cake
25eat porige
26 eat strawberries
27eat cabbage
28eat turnips
29eat redcurrents
30eat damsons
31drink elderberry wine
Subject: top 10 cures in de world!


Author:
Kana of de naughty knot
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Date Posted: 17:29:56 07/13/04 Tue
1.cure for boredum: raid de kitchens.
2.cure for sleepyness: put ice in yer pants and hotroot on yer tongue.
3.cure for hungryness: eeta hole ton ata feest.
4.cure for lonelyness: find a friend and annoy 'firmiry sista.
5.cure for stommyache(stomach/tummyache): drink fizzy st'abee fizz.
6.cure for dryness: hava water fight.
7.cure for wetness: eet straberrys ina st'abee pach until dry.
8.cure for stuck-up-ina-tree-ness: call for a sqwirl.
9.cure for can't-get-upa-tree-ness: get a ladder.
10.cure for cleanness: take a bath....in mud.
Subject: Graded!!!


Author:
James Otterwood
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Date Posted: 20:37:12 07/09/04 Fri
Subject: Cure for shots


Author:
Cho Chang
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Date Posted: 22:34:05 07/05/04 Mon
Getting shots? Well I found a way to cure them.

1. RUN & HIDE FROM THE PERSON WHO GIVES THEM TO YOU.
2. YELL TO YOUR FRIENDS!
3. SWIM TO THE LITTLE ISLAND IN THE POND & SPIT AT THE ELDER.
4. CLIMB UP A TREE.
5. LAST CLIMB TO THE SPARROWS NEST. THEY WERE NICE TO ME.

THAT IS HOW YOU CURE SHOTS.
Subject: cures for boredom


Author:
firlilly ofdd
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Date Posted: 15:00:46 07/01/04 Thu
1 chop of yoyr tail
2 play with martin the warriors sword
3 anoy someone
4 yell
5 sing the song that never ends
6 take a bath
7 swim in the pond
8 fish
9 jump of the wall
10 run away
11 run
12 sing
13 eat
14fool around in the infermary
15 ring the bells
16 mess up all the sheets in the dormitorys
17 raid the kitchins
18 raid the wineceller
19 hide
20 yell gr
Subject: Cure for a hare who's eated too much!!


Author:
Comet of the newbies!!
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Date Posted: 21:26:50 06/29/04 Tue
Drink loads too! It balances it out!!
If that don't suit you you could always ground up some mint and mix it wiv mushed up cherrys and then mix that wiv Strawberry Cordial! Then drink some of it!!
Subject: Cure for quietness


Author:
Comet of the newbies!!
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Date Posted: 21:22:37 06/29/04 Tue
Jump on the table and yell at the top of your voice FOOOOOOOOD FIIIIIIGHT!!!!!
Subject: Cure for a headache


Author:
Comet of the newbies!!
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Date Posted: 21:20:22 06/29/04 Tue
To cure a headache:
mix some cake crumbs and ground up candied chestnuts with loads of cream!! Shove it in your mouth with a paw that has been dunked in honey beforehand!!
Subject: Cure for the Got Caught Pie Snatchin Blues


Author:
Beast the Wild Warrior of the Rambling Rascals
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Date Posted: 15:21:12 06/29/04 Tue
Get a better pie snatching plan. First get a pal to divert Cook then find a strong dibbun to stand on while you steal the pie from the cooling slab meet back under the tables and split the booty. This Recipe works for pastries as well as pies.
Subject: How to cure a sleepyhead


Author:
Susabell
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Date Posted: 13:09:45 06/28/04 Mon
When the lazy sleeper is gone
For breakers, noon, and tea,
It's time to get his education on.
Tie the sleeper to his bed,
Then dump on him a bucket of water,
Give him a dose of pepper red.
Yank his tail
clap your paws,
Give him another splash of water fom the pail.
Until the lazy creature is UP!
Subject: cure for Kaibe


Author:
oakseed
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Date Posted: 23:29:43 06/22/04 Tue
RUN!!!!!!HIDE!!!!!COVER YOUR EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!.....or just ignore him/her
Subject: Cure for a bad day


Author:
Kaibe Quicktail
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Date Posted: 13:54:20 06/22/04 Tue
FRIENDS!!!!
Subject: Cure for an annoyance


Author:
Kaibe Quicktail DD, Stream Ottersea newbie, and Songail Tinselpaw Newbie.
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Date Posted: 17:23:55 06/20/04 Sun
Ingridients

Ingriedient #1. One annoyed Dibbun (Kaibe)
Ingriedient #2. Two fwends of da annoyed dibbun (Stream and Songail)
Ingriedient #3. The annoyance (Somebeast)

Steps

Step #1. Horde around the annoying beast.
Step #2. Scare da likkle blighter.
Step #3. CELABRATE!!!!
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