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Remedies
Remedies
**You walk over to a large book and flick through the pages and realise that this is where you write your remedies for illnesses. You look up and a dibbun speaks to you** Write your remedy in the book and then I'll give you chestnuts. But don't forget to give your name and dorm.
Subject: This board is now closed. Please follow the Infirmary link for the new board


Author:
Tangle
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Date Posted: 15:22:43 10/27/07 Sat
Subject: Cure for Rummbling Tum


Author:
SickleBlade
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Date Posted: 02:36:21 10/18/07 Thu
cure for rummbling tum:


ingredients: deeper 'n' ever pie


instuctions eat the pie and chace an elder
Subject: Cure for a boring rainy day....


Author:
Loran
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Date Posted: 08:58:30 10/15/07 Mon
When you wake up and it's raining here's what you should do.
Step 1: Start a food fight at breakfast time.
Step 2: Get together all of your DAB friends and arrange a secret mission to sneak outta da abbey.
Step 3: Once ya get outside ROLL IN THE MUD! What better to do on a rainy day?
Step 4: Get a bucket and fill it with mucky mud.
Step 5: Find Ma Mellus and the other elders. (This shouldn't be hard because they will be chasing you trying to bathe you)
Step 6: Cover them with mud! (Then run!)
Step 7: Sneak into da cellars and drink all da strawbree fiz!
Step 8: Make sure you don't get catchered and you will have a good time.

Loran
II
Subject: Cure for temper tantrum: ingredients: one flagon of october ale and three lemons. Directions: cut the lemons in halfm throw them at a fence post, and drink the october ale.-Iona Firequeen, AA


Author:
Iona Firequeen
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Date Posted: 04:24:50 10/03/07 Wed
Subject: Cures


Author:
Riverstar & Katja
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Date Posted: 19:15:19 09/28/07 Fri
~*Cure for a ill Dibbun, who can't go to play outside with the other Dibbuns~*
1. Ask for someone to fetch a mirror to you.
2. Make funny faces until you'll laugh so much that your stomach is aching from laughing.
3. Sing a funny ditty again and again until you're smiling.
4. Make a poem or a story from your illness and perform it for other Dibbuns when you're healthy again.
5. Eat candied chestnuts. (Remember now you are ill and you can have what you ever want.)
6. Sleep until you don't feel sleepy anymore.
7. Annoy some elder until he or she get bored.

~*Cure for getting rid of Ma Mellus, who is going to bath you~*
1. Say her that someone wants to see her.
2. Run away!
OR (if the previous insruction doesn't work):
3. Cry aloud that you haven't eaten and you are really hungry.
4. In the Kitchens, eat as much as you like and say that you'll have a bad stomach ache if you're bathed right now.

Cures by Riverstar & Katja of DD.
Subject: Cure for a BATHED dibbun


Author:
Sunset and Tiffie of GG
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Date Posted: 00:44:12 09/23/07 Sun
Step one: Once clean, spatter Ma Mellus with lots of soap.
Step two: While she is blinded, run out to the pond.
Step three: Swim in the muck and come out.
Step four: roll in some sticky mud.
Step five: Cover yourself in strawberry juice.
Step six: Cover yourself in honey.
Step seven: Go meadowcream diving
Step eight: Now that your dirty, have a party to celebrate! Bring lots of dirty stuff so everyone can be like you!
Subject: Oops!


Author:
Cuoha
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Date Posted: 13:40:39 09/16/07 Sun
Meh, I said it wrong. Use HALF the watercress for the compress, and half for the mixture.
Subject: Cure for a cold


Author:
Cuoha (GG)
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Date Posted: 13:39:27 09/16/07 Sun
Ingredients:

Fresh watercress
Snakeroot
Pennyroyal
Pepperwort

Method:
1)Pound the watercress, pennyroyal and pepperwort toghether in a wooden bowl.
2)Make the watercress into a compress, and press it to the invalid's head.
3)Dilute the mixture you made previously with water, and make the ill beast drink it.
4)Let them chew on the snakeroot, and after half an hour the cold will be gone!
Subject: Cure for a drought of Nettle Soup


Author:
Geminya and Kaylar of AA
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Date Posted: 22:20:08 09/09/07 Sun
If you've been given nettle soup for anything what you're to do is get ten cc's and a honeyed scone and some strawberry cordial then eat those sitting in the nice warm sunlight! That'll drive away the taste of nettle soup!
Subject: Cure for parent missing.


Author:
swordling of the GG
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Date Posted: 20:23:43 08/30/07 Thu
If you have lost both or just on of your parent and your feeling sad here what you can do
1. Take to your best friend there always there to help
2. talk to the tapestry of Martin the warrior. It really helps.
3 have a long cry to let it all out
4. take a nap and dream of them.
5 go out in Mossflower and kill vermin
6 get into some kind of mischief
This will work, and you won’t forget your parents but it will help
Subject: Cure for pesky vermin


Author:
swordling of the GG
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Date Posted: 20:13:49 08/30/07 Thu
Are vermin attacking the Abby in which you live and you don’t know what to do about it? Simple take a group of your best dibbun friends grab some armor and weapons go out there kill though vermin and then raid the callers and kitchen and eat all your slopes. If you do this I guarantee you it they vermin will all go away. Oh you might want to take a healer with you just in case I recommend Mossy the perfect.
Subject: Cure for an otter that's afraid of water


Author:
Riverstream Wildlough (Confident)
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Date Posted: 01:16:45 08/29/07 Wed
Step one:Tell them they can have all the hotroot soup they want if they go in {If that doesn't work}Step two:Tell them that you need help doing something and you can't do it without them
{If THAT doesn't work}Step three:Throw them in!
Subject: Checkpoint


Author:
Raiden
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Date Posted: 20:37:57 08/26/07 Sun
Subject: Cure for Depression


Author:
lissi of aa
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Date Posted: 18:30:45 08/26/07 Sun
Cure for Dibbun Depression
(this stupendous method will certainly work!)

1) Set a bowl of candied chestnuts in front of him.
2) Throw him into a large trifle
3) Let him roll in the mud with his best buddy.
4) Promise you won't baff him for a week.

After you have done these 4 fantastic steps, I guarantee he will be back to normal.
Subject: Cure for boredom


Author:
Geminya of AA
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Date Posted: 16:31:09 08/24/07 Fri
Cure for boredom
Needed
-A good book
-or-
-A story starter
-Quill pen
-Ink

Sit down and read a good book or write one of your own!
Subject: Some Cures...


Author:
Tysharm (Of The Clever Clan)
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Date Posted: 19:27:42 08/20/07 Mon
Cure for Wasp Sting
-Make a poulstice with a dock leaf
-Put some mud in the dock leaf
-Apply to sting

Healing A Scratch
-Get some bandages
-Put bandages on the afflicted areas
-Give recipient of bandage a candied chestnut

Cure for a Chill
-Get some warm nettle water
-Mix the nettle water with an oak leaf
-Give patient to drink

Cure for a Headache
-Get a lot of rest
-Move as little as possible

Once again, Tysharm of Clever Clan
Subject: CHECKPOINT


Author:
Moonpaw
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Date Posted: 18:23:19 08/19/07 Sun
Homka and Auma, I need your dorms.
Subject: cure for stinging nettle stings


Author:
Wyr of Clever Clan
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Date Posted: 06:26:08 08/16/07 Thu
take a dock leaf ,rip out the Center vein, put Sword fern pollen(the little yellow bumps on the bottom) on it and mash it up into a salve. apply heavily and bind with a dock leaf.
Subject: Stomache Ache


Author:
homkiri
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Date Posted: 18:12:42 08/12/07 Sun
To cure a stomache ache

1. fresh spring water

2. dried ferns

3. strawberry cordial
Subject: cure for sadness


Author:
Sky Breeze (the forgetfull)
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Date Posted: 17:43:12 08/12/07 Sun
I'm sorry but on my last post I forgot to include my dorm(TT)Will you still honor it?????
Subject: Cure for Sadness


Author:
Sky Breeze (The Utterly Sad)
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Date Posted: 17:39:43 08/12/07 Sun
Here is the recipe to cure SADNESS.

1 cup friends
1/2 cup candied chestnuts
2 cups love
1/3 cup MUD BATH!!!!

stir it all up and bake for eleventy-nine hours.
Subject: More cures...


Author:
Riverstar
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Date Posted: 13:25:29 08/08/07 Wed
*Cure for tiredness*
1. Make special candied chestnut tea:
Mix up hot water, crushed candied chestnuts, Dandelion Fizz, sugar and cherry juice.
2. Drink tea until you feel that you're not tired anymore.
3. Go to play out with other Dibbuns! :)

*Cure for Running Nose*
1.Eat three big spoonful of hotroot soup, adding an pawful of hotroot to the soup.
2. Drink a cup of cold water.
3. Eat a few candied chestnuts.

*Cure for loneliness*
1. Look for another lonely Dibbun.
2. Make friends with him/her.
3. Do something very fun: have a pillow-fight, take a mud bath.

Cures by Riverstar of DD.
Subject: cure for itchiness


Author:
Auma
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Date Posted: 23:16:24 08/07/07 Tue
First, eat a cc to soothe your tastebuds. Then, take some juice of hotroot and rub it on the itchy area. Those with thick fur have to try hard! Finish up with some October ale.
Subject: Cure for sadness


Author:
auma
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Date Posted: 21:49:38 08/07/07 Tue
a big bowl of candied chestnuts a friend and some strawberry fizz.
Subject: check


Author:
Moonpaw
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Date Posted: 01:08:24 08/02/07 Thu
Subject: A cure for Flurgy Twinge (Or however its spelled)


Author:
Mossyra of the II
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Date Posted: 23:11:02 07/31/07 Tue
What you need:
A lot of candied chestnuts,
Some strawberry fizz,
A friend,
Tons of blankets,
And lots of pillows!
What to do:
If you find yourself a victim of the dreaded Flurgy Twinge, build a pillow-and-blanket fort with a friend and stock it with as cany candied chestnuts and as much strawberry fizz as you can. Then, play all day and late into the night, eating and drinking from your larder all the while, before having a quick nap. If you still suffer from it in the morning, go to the strawberry patch and eat as many as you can before having a mud war. If you still don't feel better, tickle each other until you are cured.
Subject: Ahem... DORM!


Author:
Moonpaw
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Date Posted: 18:57:52 07/29/07 Sun
Subject: soar bow arm


Author:
bushtailbubbie101 (pained)
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Date Posted: 21:31:58 07/28/07 Sat
ingredients:
dock leaf bandage
sister mays healing searum
candied chestnuts
lots of huney and sugar!
Subject: CHECKPOINT


Author:
Moonpaw
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Date Posted: 15:38:32 07/24/07 Tue
Subject: Cure for Sore Paws


Author:
Riverstar Wildriver
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Date Posted: 14:47:49 07/24/07 Tue
1. Fetch muddy water somewhere and pour it to the bucket.
2. Pour hot water to the bucket.
3. Sprinkle a few petal of rose on the mixture.
4. Sink your sore paws to the bucket and keep them there until they aren't sore anymore.

Cure by Riverstar Wildriver of DD.
Subject: Checkpoint


Author:
Moonpaw
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Date Posted: 00:01:35 07/21/07 Sat
Subject: Check!


Author:
Raiden
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Date Posted: 13:45:12 07/14/07 Sat
Subject: 8 CCs! Checkpoint


Author:
Moonpaw
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Date Posted: 02:45:21 07/14/07 Sat
Subject: Cure for hiccups


Author:
Riverstar Wildriver
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Date Posted: 14:36:33 07/09/07 Mon
1. Drink a beaker of strawberry fizz.
2. After that hold your breath for a moment.
3. Drink another beaker of strawberry fizz.

Cure by Riverstar Wildriver of Dastardly Dibbuns.
Subject: By Martin's Sword. These people don't read the rules. CHECKPOINT


Author:
Moonpaw
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Date Posted: 17:46:35 07/01/07 Sun
Subject: Oops... Sorry...


Author:
Raiden
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Date Posted: 13:29:49 07/01/07 Sun
I ment need your dorm to give you CC's Maybo.
Subject: Check


Author:
Raiden
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Date Posted: 13:28:23 07/01/07 Sun
Maybo, I need you
Subject: cure for stumicks


Author:
maybo
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Date Posted: 03:27:03 06/26/07 Tue
*cures for sick stumics*
(owr wreawy i woulb thay dibbum stick stumiks)

put:
2 candied chestun
three paufuls of medow cream
In your mouth all at the same time then lay on your back. chew then swallow. After that is done run around until your stumick pains are gone.
Subject: Checkpoint


Author:
Raiden
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Date Posted: 13:24:52 06/24/07 Sun
Subject: Cures...


Author:
Riverstar Wildriver
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Date Posted: 15:49:48 06/21/07 Thu
*Cure for dullness*
If you have nothing to do, try this:
1. Look for a mudpool or go to Strawberry Patch.
2. Play in the mudpool until you are very muddy. If you are in the Strawberry Patch, eat strawberries and mess yourself with them.
3. Let someone Elder to see you and run away.
4. If some one Elder saw you: Run away and fastly then!
5. Hide somewhere.


*Cure for headache*
1. Eat candied chestnuts.
2. Eat strawberries or blackberries or some other berries.
3. Drink a cup of Dandelion Fizz.

And these cures are from Riverstar Wildriver of Dastardly Dibbuns.
Subject: A Cure for too much Burping


Author:
Hermes (Clever Clan)
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Date Posted: 18:51:59 06/20/07 Wed
Wanting too do somthing secret? Afraid that youwill give yourself away because you burp too much? Never fear, the cure is here!

Ingredients:
One spoonful of honey
One cup of water
Lots of hotroot

Instructions:
Eat the honey and drink the water. Then eat lots of hotroot. It makes it so that you don't burp for months!
Subject: Dorm, please Windcue...


Author:
Moonpaw
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Date Posted: 03:09:22 06/20/07 Wed
Subject: Cure


Author:
Windcue
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Date Posted: 18:56:04 06/17/07 Sun
Cure fur borednuss

get leaves 'n' pillers
toss leaves up 'n' daown
Have ae piller foight!
Subject: Checkpoint...


Author:
Raiden
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Date Posted: 20:33:12 06/16/07 Sat
Dorm please Tootan, I can't give you cc's otherwise.
Subject: Cures


Author:
Tootan
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Date Posted: 11:57:05 06/16/07 Sat
To cure Rainy day sadness you will need:
Your bed,
Some Strawberries,
Some freinds
and a rainy day.

To cure:
1)Make a tent from a bedsheet.
2)Climb in the tent with your friends.
3)Eat Strawberries.
You will now be having so much fun that you will forget how to be sad.
Subject: Checkpoint (once more)


Author:
Raiden
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Date Posted: 13:07:13 06/09/07 Sat
Subject: Cures


Author:
Tysharm
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Date Posted: 01:40:30 06/07/07 Thu
To cure a case of Mad Dew Fever, simply follow these hard to find instructions.

1) Find drop of dew
2) Place drop onto the patients tounge
3) Make an angry face at patient

The patient should be cured at the end of step 3.

To cure a case of the Nefarious Nettle Rash, apply the following to the patients infected areas.

1) Green Sap Milk
2) Hotroot Pepper
3) Strawberry Fizz
4) Pumpkin Juice

Mix them all together and rub thouroughly on the rash.

I am Tysharm of Clever Clan
Subject: Cure


Author:
Allarund Slingstone of Irresistable Imps
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Date Posted: 13:00:28 06/06/07 Wed
To cure the dreadful disese of
NOBATHITS,


You should, 1. give the subject as much food as they want.
2. Have them rest for a little while.

Now the subject should be too tired and too full to eescape the tub. Happy bathing!
Subject: Checkpoint


Author:
Moonpaw
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Date Posted: 01:39:49 05/31/07 Thu
Subject: Checkpoint


Author:
Raiden
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Date Posted: 19:41:20 05/27/07 Sun
Subject: Checkpoint...


Author:
Moonpaw
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Date Posted: 19:59:33 05/25/07 Fri
Subject: Cure for Sadness


Author:
Riverstar Wildriver
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Date Posted: 15:20:00 05/22/07 Tue
1. Look for the feather of the bird.
2. When you've found it, ask for somebody to tickle you with the feather.

That shoulda drive off your sadness.:) Cure by Riverstar Wildriver from DD.
Subject: Cure for Sore Throat


Author:
Riverstar Wildriver from DD
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Date Posted: 15:09:24 05/20/07 Sun
1. Mix up hot mint tea and honey.
2. Add a pawful of blueberries.
3. Drink it.
4. After drinking the tea, eat a spoonful of hotroot pepper.
Subject: Another Checkpoint


Author:
Raiden
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Date Posted: 11:32:26 05/20/07 Sun
Subject: Checkpoint


Author:
Raiden
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Date Posted: 14:03:20 05/13/07 Sun
Subject: CHECKPOINT!


Author:
Moonpaw
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Date Posted: 22:32:12 05/09/07 Wed
Subject: A happy herbalists cure all


Author:
Highlander Finarr McFlurry from clever clan
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Date Posted: 21:10:17 05/09/07 Wed
When a dibbun is sad there is only one recipe. Rather than physic him sick. Follow these simple instruction:

1.Give him ambrose spike famous stawberry cordial mixed with a llittle nutbrown ale to fortify it a bit

2.Leave him in a room full of candied chestnuts and his best matey

3.Dont bath him for week!

If this fails you can feed me nettle broth because i think my cure is a cure all
Subject: Checkpoint


Author:
Raiden
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Date Posted: 21:53:55 05/05/07 Sat
Subject: CHECKPOINT


Author:
Moonpaw
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Date Posted: 01:52:22 05/05/07 Sat
Subject: Cure for the Sunday sniffles


Author:
Cereth Claymore
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Date Posted: 03:01:45 04/30/07 Mon
sliced strawberries
half a bannana sliced
heavy cream
sunflower seeds
instructions:
Put the sliced strawberries and bannanas into a bowl.Then the heavy cream and the sunflower seeds.Serve.
Subject: Checkpoint


Author:
Raiden
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Date Posted: 18:49:04 04/28/07 Sat
Subject: CHECKPOINT!


Author:
Moonpaw
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Date Posted: 12:53:30 04/22/07 Sun
Subject: Cure for an anoying elder


Author:
Highlander Finarr McFlurry from clever clan
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Date Posted: 08:54:29 04/21/07 Sat
Highlander Finarr McFlurry from clever clan:
When an elder is calm and isnt annoyed at youre antics try this:

you will need: a pond, meadowcream, a boat.
1.When the elder feels sleepy leed him to the boat on the pond. Hopefully theyll be too tired to notice.
2.When they wake up they will be aching from the hard floor. Next too them put their sandals or slipers full with medowcream again too tired to notice they will put their feet in getting a suprise.

3. When they shovvel it out their hands will also get sticky. Vollunteer to help them clear up and push them in the pond. They will now be so sticky, aching or cold and wet thst they will not chase.

ADDITIONAL: you couls then take them to the kitchen ovens to dry off where some gloopy food falls on them it wouldn't be you or me though honest...
Subject: Cures


Author:
Tysharm
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Date Posted: 01:08:36 04/17/07 Tue
Name: Tysharm
Dorm: Clever Clan

Broken bone
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When your patient has a bone broken, take the following steps.
1) If the bone is just fractured, put in a sling for 6-8 weeks.
2) If the bone is jutting out of the body, sew back together using the strongest string you can find. Fishing String is excellent.
3) Apply stitches to where you sew back the bone.
4) Apply bandage on top, and if condition continues, put patient into sling for 6-9 weeks.
Subject: Cures


Author:
Tysharm
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Date Posted: 00:01:49 04/17/07 Tue
Depressed Dibbun
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Give Dibbun one (1) beaker of purple pupple fizz.
Wait 5 minutes.
After 5 minutes are up, give Dibbun cold nettle water.
If the dibbun is still depressed, have five (5) other dibbuns pour water from pond onto his head.

The Week Fever of Doom
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Give patient bedrest, and lots of it.
Keep wrapped in warm blanket, with wet towel on head. Keep the towel damp.
Make a soup of ranks, and clover. 4 leaf if serious, but 3 leaf will do in most cases.
Give soup to patient.
If the patient is still sick, make more soup, and make sure it is 4 leaf clover.
Subject: CHECKPOINT!


Author:
Moonpaw
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Date Posted: 23:58:49 04/13/07 Fri
Subject: Many Cures


Author:
Stoakly Centurio
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Date Posted: 20:26:04 04/11/07 Wed
Cure for too hyper dibbun
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1 Cup of Bubbly
Add half cup of milk
Add half cup of veggies (carrots or broccoli)
Stir together for 3 minutes
Insert into the mouth with a spoon, small sips!!
Spin around twice

AND BOOM! You'll be non-hyper.

Cure for Laziness
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1 cup of Bubbly
Half a cup of Spazz Juice
And someone screaming "HEY!! GET OFF YOUR HINEY AND WORK!!!!"

Cure for Sore Footpaw
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Three packets of Moss
A bandage
Wrap bandage around footpaw
Tape/glue moss to bandage
Three cups of cold water
Pour cold water over footpaw
A cup of warm water
Pour warm water over footpaw
Take bandage off

Cure for Hiccups
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Lay down on bed.
Drink cold water with a straw.
Hold your throat and spit water back into the cup.
Repeat three times
Get up and you're good!

Cure for Abnormally long nails
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Clipper
CLIP THEM OFF!! xD

Cure for Zits
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Shampoo
Water
Paws
Brush
Cupful of water
Mix with pawful of shampoo
Stir with brush
Rub brush against zit
Repeat two more times
Voila!

Cure for Strep Throat
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Fluids (Water mainly, with a few juices)
Bed rest
NO PILLS OR MEDICATION
Sleep
Drink water with sugar
Drink Apple/Orange/Passion Fruit Juice
Sleep more
Wake up, strep throat gone.

Cure for hunger
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Eat food.

Cure for lameness
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Sunglasses
Music
Dance Skills
Go to park.
Turn on loud music
Dance.
Repeat twice
Three times a day
For a week
Finally, you'll be cool again. xD

Cure for Boredom
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Go to Book store
Purchase Redwall: Friends & Foes
Take Quiz

Cure for Bordedom (2)
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Go to DAB
PM Stoakly Centurio
Tell him he's awesome
Recieve compliments in 20 minutes
Thank him.
Begin friendship.
xD

Cure for Bordedom (3)
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Go to carpet
Lay on back
Lean back as far as you can and place legs up in air
Pretend you're an astronaut xD!!

Cure for smelly shoes
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Place sedetives in shoes
Place water in shoes
Put shoes on
Take shoes off
Dry off your feet and shoes
Smell and enjoy

Cure for Tillee's Stick
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Dr. Stoakly is working very hard on this, but it seems there is none. The wild Tillee is a great animal, but with the stick, it can be very dangerous and VERY painful.

Cure for Tillee's Wrath
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Give hedgehog (Tillee) chocolate
Repeat a billion times
Wait for him to fall asleep.
Run away

Cure for Headache
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Tea
Rasin Cookies
Drink tea
Eat cookies
Dance

Cure for Stoakly's false cures
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Give Stoakly a billion dollars and a box of chocolates
Leave him alone

Cure for Bad Dance Partner
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Step on footpaws until he/she quits


Name: Stoakly Centurio
Dorm: AA
Subject: Cure for terrible teachers


Author:
Shania and Kara Wildjut DD
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Date Posted: 02:43:20 04/10/07 Tue
If your teacher is a pest pelt them with beehives, sticks and tie him/her up and leave them in the closet! They will have learned a lesson!
Subject: Cure for a sore throat!


Author:
wanekalily
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Date Posted: 23:04:03 04/09/07 Mon
Cure for a sore throat!

Take a half cup of honey and pour it into a pan. Wait untill it bubbles, but don't let it boil. Stir in 3/4 cup of milk and heat but, DO NOT BOIL! If you do, it'll get disgusting. Drink while still warm.
Subject: Lots of Cures


Author:
Hollister (NK)
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Date Posted: 18:58:02 04/09/07 Mon
CURE FOR A NASTY CUT (Dibbun Style)
- Take 1 Ginger and 1 Garlic
- Throw the both in a bowl
- Pour Salt Water in the Bowl
- Stir
- Take one cloth and dip it in the bowl
- Place it on the cut
(It may sting a wee bit but it helps)

CURE FOR SLEEPINESS (Dibbuness)

-Take one gallon of ice
-Wrap a big towel around it
-Place it on your eyes to keep them from drooping

Head to the Kitchen

-Grab a cool glass of Strawberry Cordial
-Drink it up
-It may give you a brainfreeze, but it means that it's working
-When eyes start to get droopy, apply the bad and the cordial.
(If the cordial runs out and the icebag melts....)
-Imagine having to take baths and never play again

Cure for a mean cough
-Eat 12 lemons
(For more fun, squeeze the lemons in a glass and apply sugar to make lemonade)
Subject: Checkpoint!


Author:
Lunarpaw (Moonpaw) (happy)
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Date Posted: 00:52:38 04/08/07 Sun
Subject: Dock leaf cures


Author:
Atta, Vira, and Marian (Dorm=II)
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Date Posted: 22:46:04 04/04/07 Wed
Cure for yawns: Imagine you are fighting Ma Mellus. Clench your teeth, Widen your eyes, think: "If I go to sleep Ma Mellus will kill me." If you still aren't cured, put some pepper up your snout. The sneeze will waken you up!

Cure for a burnt paw: Dip it into warm water, put on a feather-lined dock leaf, and let heal.

Cure for a parchmentcut: Rub it and apply a dock leaf to stop the flow of blood.

Cure for a bruise: Massage the bruise, bury it in a pillow, and apply another dock leaf to protect it.
Subject: A cure for....


Author:
Hollister of the NK Dorm
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Date Posted: 02:50:41 04/03/07 Tue
~Cleanliness:

Step 1: Ask a dibbun friend to tie your paws together. Tell him/her to make it tight enough for you to not snap it into halves. Don't tell him/her to make it very tight (tighteness will leave your paws vewwy sore and purple)

Step 2: Run to the biggest mud puddle you've ever seen and jump on it. (If you can't, tell your dibbun friend to do it)

Step 3: Roll around dirt until body is covered in mud.

Step 4: Run into Dorm and try to avoid any elders


~Being mean:

Step 1: Empty mind of every mean thing you've ever seen or done throughout your life

Step 2: Watch a nice movie. Involving of rainbows, unicorns, and everything nice.

Step 3: Watch the movie Titanic every 3 hours to cleanse your soul of the evil lurking underneath your flesh. (If you don't have the movie, just try to eat some candied chestnuts)


~Keeping the Anger locked up in a bottle inside you:

1.) If victim is getting bullied, buy a doll and force out your anger by punching it whenever you feel mad.

2.) If punching a doll doesn't work, make a drawing stating of what you feel. Ex. A big mean monster eating the bully

3.) Watch some funny movies and hope the anger will go away (author recommended)


~Car sickness:

This doesn't cure being carsick but it sure helps you to not puke whenever you go on a carride.

1.) Read a book, or anything that will keep your eyes busy.
(Reading a book is nice)

2.) When eyes are getting tired and stomach is getting to up-chuck, close your tired eyes and rest

~Being funny

1.) have friend hit you all the time whenever you crack up a joke


~Stage fright:

1.) Imagine everyone in their underwear

If it doesn't work, paint a funny picture small enough to fit in your pocket and look at it everytime you get frightened.

~Shyness

1.) Have friend embarrass you in front of everyone when you least expect it. You'll get so mad that the shyness will go away as you strangle your friend
Subject: Checkpoint


Author:
Raiden
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Date Posted: 19:14:51 04/02/07 Mon
Subject: A cure for stuff


Author:
Hollister Willowstrike of the NK! (happy)
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Date Posted: 17:29:54 04/02/07 Mon
A cure for bad breath

Go to Sister May's medicine cabinet. Snatch as many mint and green leaves as you can. Then, go to the Kitchens. As the Friar for a big bowl, a piece of wood, and mint powder. Run to the abbey pond, where no one can see you and mix the leaves and powder together in the bowl. Drink it up. You'd taste mint in your mouth. Talk to one of your dibbun friends. Now they don't have to cringe whenever you speak!


A cure for a bad fur day:

When you wake up, make sure no one is awake and sneak to the orchard. Run to the tree where there's a honey comb. Drive away the bees with the nectar spray you got(stole) from Sister May. The bees will be attracted to the scent and leave their comb. Reach inside for three pawfuls of honey. Run to the abbey pond where you can see your reflection. Apply the sticky honey on your fur until the fur is stuck to the flesh. Now you will be delicious, sticky, and glamorous!

Hollister of the NK!
Subject: Checkpoint


Author:
Moonpaw (happy)
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Date Posted: 00:01:17 04/02/07 Mon
Everyone's doing great except for the 'put in your dorm' part. -_-
Subject: UUUUUGGHHH! EVERYONE! DON'T FORGET TO PUT IN YOUR DORM!!!


Author:
Moonpaw (mad)
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Date Posted: 23:27:38 03/31/07 Sat
Guys who don't put their dorm in don't receive CCs. You got that? Just look at the rules. Oh my Martin's Ghost.
**Slaps head**
Subject: Cure for wildness and stress


Author:
Soilrose Diggeria
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Date Posted: 23:08:49 03/28/07 Wed
1. Microwave water for 1 to 2 minutes.
2. Add a tablespoon of honey (or more if you want)
3. Stir in a 1/2 teaspoon of lemon extract.
4. Drink and breathe in deeply.
Subject: Cure for Boredom: Method #2


Author:
Soilrose Diggeria
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Date Posted: 16:11:50 03/25/07 Sun
Cure for Boredom:
Method #2
*Find something most Dibbuns love to do.
*Hold a contest to see who can do it the best.
*Offer a prize(like candied chestnuts) to the winner.
*You compete too, so you'll have fun.
*Soon, most Dibbuns will think it's cool and hold their own contests!
Subject: Cure For Boredom Method #1


Author:
Soilrose Diggeria (happy)
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Date Posted: 15:35:45 03/25/07 Sun
Cure for Boredom:
Method #1:
*Gather some of your Dibbun friends.
*Play a game.
*Go bother the elders until they give you ice cold stra'brry cordial and candied chesktnutters.
Subject: cure for getting it trouble


Author:
gaffler
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Date Posted: 17:31:08 03/24/07 Sat
dorm: Happy Horrors

cure for getting in trouble:
while elder is scolding you pretend to faint then you will be taken to da infirmery so make sure you throw half the warm nettle soup out the window AND tie up Sister Cicely while feeding her the leftover nettle soup (if you get in any more trouble for doing this repeat)
Subject: Cure For An Annoyance


Author:
Soilrose Diggeria (Content)
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Date Posted: 01:31:52 03/22/07 Thu
1. Walk away frumm 'ee annoyance.
2. Think about sumpthing else.
3. Don't pay attention if 'ee annoyance cumms back.
4. After awhile, 'ee annoyance will stop annoying you. IF it is loik moi annoyance!!! ;)
Subject: Cures for headaches, tummy aches, and hickups


Author:
Rumble Thatchhog
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Date Posted: 21:07:27 03/21/07 Wed
Name: Rumble Thatchhog
Dorm: Dastardly Dibbuns

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[b]Headaches[/b]
Put some cork earplugs in your ears then go to bed. When you wake up, take out your earplugs then drink warm water and eat some crackers.

[b]Tummy Aches[/b]
Drink some luke warm milk with a pinch of sugar in it.

[b]Hickups[/b]
Stuff bread in you mouth and chew, but don't swallow yet! Drink some cold milk and slowly swallow it all.
Subject: Check


Author:
Raiden
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Date Posted: 14:07:31 03/18/07 Sun
Thanks Sasha. Lizzi, I need your dorm.
Subject: Cure for Stomachache


Author:
Lizzi Longfletch
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Date Posted: 22:10:20 03/15/07 Thu
Take a glass of water, but baking soda in it, and drink it.
It really works!
Subject: Cure for sore legs


Author:
Sasha Treehopper JJ
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Date Posted: 16:16:03 03/09/07 Fri
To cure sore legs sit all day and make your dibbun friends pamper you and rub your sore legs.
Subject: Updated


Author:
Tangle
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Date Posted: 16:06:30 03/03/07 Sat
Subject: Cure for sore paws


Author:
Seryn
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Date Posted: 08:19:17 02/21/07 Wed
Name:Seryn
Dorm:II

Cover paw with mud clod (make it tight).
Wait 4 hours.
Wash off mud.
Soak paw in warm water for 2 minutes.
Subject: Cure for the hiccups!


Author:
wanekalily
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Date Posted: 15:03:52 02/18/07 Sun
Bake a custard cake and eat it while it's still warm.
Wash it down with a glass of milk, hot chocolate, or cordial.
Take a short rest in a warm spot and...
soon your hiccups will be cured!
Subject: Cure for a burnt hand


Author:
Skarlatha LL
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Date Posted: 19:23:22 02/07/07 Wed
Make a large pitcher of mint tea and stick your hand in it for one hour
Subject: Cure for Clumsiness


Author:
Bumble (Giggling Gang) (The Clumsy Squirrel)
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Date Posted: 03:14:33 02/07/07 Wed
Bumble's Cure for Clumsiness

1/2 cup honey
1/2 cup peanut butter
2 tsp. sugar
1 tsp. starch

Mix ingredients well and smear on bottom of feet. Bumble guarantees that you will have so much trouble picking your feet up off the floor that you won't have a chance to trip over them!
Subject: checkpoint


Author:
Raiden
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Date Posted: 15:33:00 02/01/07 Thu
Atta, Ranlawe, I need your dorms if I'm to give you CC's
Subject: A Headache reliever


Author:
Ranlawe and Trista
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Date Posted: 00:49:39 01/29/07 Mon
1. Lie down in a quiet room
2. Try not to think about the pain
3. Put a damp towel over your forehead

That should do it! And if doesn't work within five minutes, just wait!
Subject: Cures


Author:
Atta
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Date Posted: 00:42:34 01/25/07 Thu
Cure for being cold:
Take a bunch of hotroot soup.
Try drinking it.
Soon you'll be warm as a fresh pie from the oven!

Cure for a headache:


Rest on a pillow if it's really bad.
Eat a bunch of sweet stuff.
Go out and play alot.
Soon your headache will disappear in the fun!
Subject: Check.


Author:
Raiden
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Date Posted: 23:37:57 01/21/07 Sun
What I said above really...
Subject: Cure for laziness


Author:
Rosebud of GG
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Date Posted: 01:59:35 01/20/07 Sat
Ahem! Yes...here it is.
Find all the most sugary things in the kitchen and eat them. Trust me, you will be bouncing off the walls!
Subject: New Intel Recived


Author:
Raiden
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Date Posted: 18:35:26 01/13/07 Sat
(Sorry it's taken a while... been busy...)

++Decoding Intel Document++

Check.

++End Of Intel Document++
Subject: Cure for a Cold


Author:
Atta of the Irresistible Imps
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Date Posted: 02:01:01 01/13/07 Sat
Drink lots of hot chocolate. Then sit by warm fire and have a grownup tell you stories. When you go to sleep(Blaahh!) snuggle down deep and stay warm. In the daytime,(I know it sounds repulsive but) stay inside and have plenty of warm, sweet things to eat.

In a short while you won't sneeze or have a fever.
Subject: Cure for Hiccups


Author:
Attta of the Irresistible Inps
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Date Posted: 01:56:44 01/13/07 Sat
Cure for Hiccups:

Steal strawberry cordial from the cellars, and then drink 5 glasses of it nonstop. Then, eat as much as you can at a meal without stopping. The hiccups will soon go away because there was no time to hiccup!
Subject: Cures for miscellaneous ailments that affect dibbuns


Author:
Tumblepaw of Happy Horrors
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Date Posted: 22:02:39 01/10/07 Wed
1. Cure for sleeplessness: Ask an elder to tell a story from when they were young and get comfortable. It'll take about two minutes to fall asleep!
2. Cure for someone who eats too much: Give them a flask that has two spoonfuls of hotroot mixed with a drink. They'll be drinking all night - and they'll happily let you have their food.
3. Cure for not enough ccs: Hide in a covered trolley. Soona kitchen helper will come along to take it to the kitchens.Wait until the coast is clear, then sneak out and get as many candied chesnuts as you can comfortably stuff in apron/pockets/cheeks/etc. Return to cart and wait for it to be taken out. Repeat process for exiting. Hide in mattress!
4. Cure for imangination slump: Have a good storyteller tell you about Martin's adventures again, and come up with new ones!
5. Cure for loneliness: Break out that stash of ccs you were saving for a rainy day, and watch how popular you get!
6. Cure for nobody paying attention to you: select a large wooden bowl from the kitchens and go sailing in the pond. The grownups would be only too happy to rescue you (although you don't need it)
7.Cure for boredom: In an ultra-secret spot devise a plan with all your trusted advisors on how many grownups you can lock up at one time. Then do it!!
8. Cure for no one to play with: Go to Great Hall. Play in the colors that the stained glass windows leave and give yourself a new name with each color. Then come up with an adventure for all your names.
Subject: Cure for Tummy Aches:


Author:
Bushleaf JJ
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Date Posted: 18:51:04 01/07/07 Sun
1 flask of strawberry
cordial
1 bag of candied chestnuts

1. Slowly drink the flask
of strawberry cordial
2. Eat the candied
chestnusts

Your tummy should feel
better in no time!!
Subject: Cures for an Unwanted Homework Assignment


Author:
Trillium Moonstripe, Bad Babes
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Date Posted: 19:51:16 12/30/06 Sat
Cures for an Unwanted Homework Assignment
1. Burn it
2. Tear it up
3. Hide it in your Abbey School desk
4. Tell the teacher he/she forgot to give the homework assignment to you
5. Just swallow hard and do the assignment!
6. Look at your teacher with "bambi eyes", and ask him/her not to give the assignment to you
7. Play hooky
8. Beg one of your friends to do it for you
Subject: Cures


Author:
Xaia, Catt, and Sofri (GG)
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Date Posted: 17:11:02 12/30/06 Sat
Cure for sleepiness: Lots of sugary sweets, such as candied chestnuts and meadowcream.

Cure for imprisonment in the infirmary: The Window (sneak out)
Subject: Good job!


Author:
Brooky streampaw
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Date Posted: 02:40:32 12/30/06 Sat
Lettuceleaf, Reorm, those were excellent!

Rollo and Silivren, you need to post your dorm.
Subject: Cure for nervousness.


Author:
Silivren Hiddenblossom
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Date Posted: 22:38:35 12/28/06 Thu
I used this remedy to get rid of my stage fright, and it worked!

1. Take about three pinches of Rosemary leaves.
2. Steep the leaves in two pints of water.
3. Drain the water into a separate cup.
4. Add water to chamomile tea.
5. If you choose, add honey for flavor.

Sip this drink, and it should get rid of nervousness for about an hour.
Subject: Infirmary cures


Author:
Baby Rollo
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Date Posted: 01:27:44 12/28/06 Thu
cure for having to take nettle soup

pour the soup down the drain and then show the bowl to Sister Cicely.
Subject: Cure For the Things That DAB is Against


Author:
Lettuceleaf, NK
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Date Posted: 16:32:28 12/23/06 Sat
cure For Bedtime: Pretend to cooperate and let the elders tuck you into bed. Then sneak back out of bed and, hiding in the kitchens, hide out and scoff until morning.

Cure for Bathtime: Give yourself a mud bath, then a honey bath, then more mud baths, until you are so dirty the Elders think you are a rock.

Cure For Hunger: Scoff, Eat, Gorge, Munch.

Cure For Boredom: Come to DAB!
Subject: Reorm Nage : TT


Author:
Reorm Nage
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Date Posted: 20:56:11 12/20/06 Wed

Cut paws - cobweb bandage

Smelly socks - lots of water

Boredom - secret passage in the cellar!

Ear-ache - place a small toad on your head

Stomach-ache - place a dragonfly on your left knee cap

Tooch-ache - place a wasp on your tongue (patients are reminded that I cannot be held responsible for any injuries attained while using this remedy)

Back-ache - throw a spider into a wishing well while humming.

Boredom during a History Lesson - ask your teacher if they remember the Battle of Hastings.

Boredom during a Maths Lesson - ask your teacher what 36 x 290 is. Then ask them if they are that old.

Boredom during an English Lesson - claim to not to be able to read (illiterate (sp?)).

Boredom during an Art Lesson - ask if your teacher is the inspiration for Picasso's abstract artwork.

Boredom during a Science Lesson - ask your teacher if they have been causing global warming.

Boredom during a Geography Lesson - ask your teacher if they know where <insert obscure-sounding country name> is. Then ask them if Santa Claus lives there. Then ask if Monty Python lives there. Then ask if the leprechauns of pixie-land live there, etc.
Subject: Check


Author:
Jess Willowfwirl Tamastru
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Date Posted: 19:40:27 12/20/06 Wed
Raiden, if you want me to stop grading these for you, just PM me. ^_~

All, great job!
Subject: Cure for Bilgy Bottom


Author:
Kirkle of Clever Clan
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Date Posted: 22:52:21 12/19/06 Tue
You'll need:
-a bowl of honey
-lots of dock leaves
-a flagon of cold water
-several rose petals

First, crush the dock leaves into a powder. Now pour the powder into the bowl of honey. Stir this vigorously. Now put the rose petals into the flagon of water. Let them sit for 1-2 hours. Now dump the honey/dock leaf concoction into the flagon. Shake the water jug, and give to patient! Wait 15-30 minutes before feeding patient any other food.
Subject: Reorm Nage - TT


Author:
Reorm Nage
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Date Posted: 12:36:55 12/17/06 Sun

Cold/Blocked Nose - eat a pawful of mint leaves.
Tooth Ache - ginger root (knocking tooth out with a mallet is also advised in severe cases!)
Stomach Ache - mint leaves.
Itchyness - beech leaves.
Subject: Cures


Author:
Midnight
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Date Posted: 21:29:27 12/15/06 Fri
Cure for sore throat:

Take a little bit of honey, okay, maybe alot ;) and some lemon, and put it in a cup. Then add some HOT water, and stir it up and sip it. It will help your throat, besides, being a sweet treat!!

Cure for an ear ache:

Take a rag and dip it in HOT water. Then, squeas some of the water out. Tip your head to the side, with the hurting ear down. Place the warm rag on the ear which hurts. It does help with the pain.

Thats all for now. See ya!

~Midnight of Bad Babes~
Subject: Checkpoint


Author:
Jess Willowfwirl Tamastru
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Date Posted: 16:54:42 12/13/06 Wed
Subject: Cure for Wobbly Whiskers


Author:
Kirkle of Clever Clan
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Date Posted: 15:00:26 12/13/06 Wed
You'll need:
- 7 cups hotroot
- a big bowl of a warm broth
- a jug of water!

1. Dump 7 cups of hotroot pepper into the bowl of broth.
2. Stir vigorously.
3. Feed to patient.
4. Give water quick!
Subject: Cures


Author:
Tamer Loriker
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Date Posted: 04:22:09 12/13/06 Wed
Cure for Laziness:
1 tsp wild onion
3 tsp hotroot
2 cups nettle broth
3 cups Sister Alkanet's special physick

^-^ Threaten to feed it to them, and they'll be up and about in no time!!
Subject: oh, I forgot, I'm TT


Author:
Inbar Trueflight
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Date Posted: 22:36:27 12/08/06 Fri
Subject: cure for large scratches


Author:
Inbar Trueflight
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Date Posted: 22:35:23 12/08/06 Fri
Cure for large scratches.

3dock leaves, 1mint leaf, a bandage washed in hat water.

Place the dock leaves over the scratch, then rip the mint into strips, put them on top of the dock leaves, then wrap the bandage around the limb on which the scratch is
Subject: Cure For Burns


Author:
Rosebud of GG
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Date Posted: 00:36:23 12/06/06 Wed
Rinse in cold water, and then wrap it in a bunch of fresh leaves.
Subject: Cure for Sleepyness


Author:
Rosebud of GG
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Date Posted: 00:33:40 12/06/06 Wed
Easy. Ask a friend to toss you into the abbey pond. You can also ask them to pour freezing cold water over your head.
Subject: Check.


Author:
Raiden
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Date Posted: 17:50:53 12/03/06 Sun
Like I said. Check.
Subject: Cure for Flurgy Paws


Author:
Kirkle of Clever Clan
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Date Posted: 20:14:57 11/30/06 Thu
You'll need:
-pawful of hotroot pepper
-strands of seaweed
-nettle broth
-flagon of October Ale

1. Begin cooking a pot of nettle soup.
2. Put in several seaweed strands and the hotroot pepper.
3. Stir vigorously until boiling.
4. Give to patient. It's very hot, so have the October Ale on hand!
Subject: Check


Author:
Jess Willowfwirl Tamastru
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Date Posted: 16:01:09 11/30/06 Thu
Checkpoint!
Subject: Cure for Dryditch Fever


Author:
Regdab, FF
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Date Posted: 02:02:55 11/30/06 Thu
You'll need:

Flowers of Icetor
Hot Mint Tea
Nettle Broth (Yick!)

Make the sick beast comfortable. Give him/her the hot mint tea. Then, crush the flowers of Icetor into a polujuice (sp?) and have them eat that. Lastly, feed them nettle broth.
Subject: Cure for Wetpaw Fever


Author:
Kirkle of CC
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Date Posted: 22:45:50 11/28/06 Tue
Cure for Wetpaw Fever:

-dock leaves
-burdock root
-dandelion leaves
-strawberry fizz

1. Mix all of medicinals up and grind them finely.
2. Once the mix is almost a powder, pour it into a beaker of Strawberry Fizz.
3. Give this to the patient. It's cures nearly instantly!
Subject: cure for a rat bite


Author:
Craz stag sparra of clever clan
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Date Posted: 23:27:10 11/27/06 Mon
Cure for rat bites:
needs:
fresh burdock root
a small pan
and 2 or 3 pieces of cloth

Using fresh burdock place ½ cup of burdock and 1 cup of water in the pan. Simmer for 2 minutes. Don't drain.
(note: if herb/water ratio may need adjusting if it does not produce proper mush substance)

Get a clean piece of cloth large enough to cover the bite wound(gauze, muslin, linen, or white cotton are best to use) and put it on a clean, flat surface. Pour the contents onto the cloth. put the poultice onto the rat bite(area should be cleaned!).Use a pin to keep it in place.
(you should wrap another piece of cloth around the poultice to keep it from tracking)
by Craz stag sparra,of clever clan
(instructions for use with dry burdock root coming soon)...hopefully.
Subject: Cure for Restlessness


Author:
Rosebud of GG
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Date Posted: 18:48:34 11/26/06 Sun
Make tea, and slip in some of Slagar's Sleeping Potion.
Subject: Cool...


Author:
Brooky streampaw
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Date Posted: 02:08:01 11/25/06 Sat
What I said up there, cool.
Subject: Cure for rashes


Author:
Whortleberry
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Date Posted: 15:25:24 11/22/06 Wed
Cure for rashes

8 crushed candied chestnuts
3 dock leaves
1T honey
1C boiling water

Add the CC's and honey to the boiling water wait for it to cool and apply to rash cover with dock leaves

BY whortleberry Snapdragon in Active Array
Subject: Checkpoint....


Author:
Jess Willowfwirl Tamastru
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Date Posted: 20:07:01 11/17/06 Fri
^.^
Subject: Cure for a very deep cut


Author:
Rosebud of GG
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Date Posted: 01:23:31 11/13/06 Mon
What you will need:


1. Vine leaves
2. Sage
3. Slippery elm bark
4. Water
5. Sharp stone

Take vine leaves, sage, and slippery elm bark and grind them with the sharp stone. Once they are powdery, add water, but only a little. Heat it up, stirring it until it becomes a thick paste. Tie it around the wound with a bandage. In a little while it will feel much better.
Subject: Checkpoint!!


Author:
Raiden
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Date Posted: 11:48:27 11/12/06 Sun
Subject: Cureishness! Whoot!


Author:
Tumbletail Spikedog of CC
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Date Posted: 21:07:10 11/11/06 Sat
Cure for Boredom:

Step 1: Sneak into the kitchens. Step 2: Grab some flour and a few kitchen utensils. Whatever you can get your paws on. Step 3: Put the bag of flour on you. Of course, you have to empty it out first. (For more excitement, pour the flour ON you) Step 4: Run around the kitchens waving the utensils around and shouting "I'm a goofy goober YEAH!" at the top of your lungs.

That should occupy you for a little while. :D
Subject: Nice job!


Author:
Jess Willowfwirl Tamastru
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Date Posted: 20:53:41 11/02/06 Thu
Subject: Rudy


Author:
of DD
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Date Posted: 19:05:31 10/30/06 Mon
1. Remedy for a Sick Dibbun:

A phsyick, a whack, and a box of sugar.

2. Remedy for a Cold:

A warm fire, a bed, and another physhick.

3. Remedy for Kiffer Kookoo Diesease

Liverwort, extracts of nightshade, comfrey, parsley, sugar, anda pound of mint

4. Remedy for Lonliness

A bunch of friends and an aussie squirrel named Jess!!

5. Remedy for Dibbun Diesease

A Tranquilizer

6. Remedy for Heartwood's Illness

Thyme, rosemary, warbluck weed and a bit of comfrey

7.Remedy for Brother Mackey's Illness

Cascara Sagrada, bloodroot, bark of an ash tree

8. Remedy for a Dibbun's Fake Fever

Tell the dibbun that if he loses his fever he can go outside and play!

9. Remedy for Dritch Sacranis

Fresh Stream Water, White Sage, Stoneroot, Mint, Ground Sunflower Seeds, Goldenseal and a pinch of Wild Indigo

10. Seacausus Cold Remedy

Fresh plickadoos, secaucus flowers and a cold glass of liquid

11. Tangy Zester Joobalee Remedy

Pressure on the stomach and a paste of sunflower roots

12. Ryinger's Flu Remedy

Hyssop, lemon balm, pain reliever, a glass of warm milk, peppermint, comfrey, Brother Bob's Mixinger Mix

13. Tootiekook Koral Remedy

Pepper and Salt with CC's

14. Rocksalad Sickness

Rocksalt, lettuce leaves, pure water and salt

15. Cooken Smooken Remedy

Five leaves of peppermint, two bubblestream flowers
Subject: Cure For A Hungry Dibbun!!


Author:
Sunset of GG
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Date Posted: 14:18:22 10/29/06 Sun
Direcctions: 1.Sneak into kitchen 2.Crawl under a table 3. Open the bags of flour that are under the table and throw flour all over the friar and his workers. They will be distracted 4. Hop out from under table and pick up a fresh blueberry pie 5. Run out to the strawberry patch and sit down 6.Enjoy!!
Subject: Updated...


Author:
Jess Willowfwirl Tamastru
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Date Posted: 20:09:07 10/28/06 Sat
Thanks.
Subject: Nagging Elder Blues


Author:
Alethea - JJ
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Date Posted: 19:36:00 10/24/06 Tue
When you are sad because the elders have scolded you, there's only one cure:

First, you need three bluberry scones smothered in honey and stuffed with candied chestnuts. Eat those as quickly as possible. Then scurry out to the starberry patch and eat at least 30 of the biggest, juicest berries you can find. After you have done that, drink at least one big glass of greensap milk, or you'll get a tummy ache.
Subject: *Wiggles her eyebrow.*


Author:
Jess Willowfwirl Tamastru
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Date Posted: 00:25:47 10/24/06 Tue
Checked.
Subject: Cure for Measles, Injury, Cold, Sniffles, and Fever


Author:
Stoneslinger of Tricky Tribe ((stifing laughter))
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Date Posted: 20:18:59 10/22/06 Sun
Take a bath, with lots and lots of soap, then drink three bowlfuls of warm nettle soup. Then put on a clean smock and help the Abbot/Abbess with the chores. Next, go to bed early. A good night''s sleep will top it all off.
Subject: would grade.


Author:
Brooky Streampaw
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Date Posted: 04:51:28 10/21/06 Sat
Bumble, you need to post what dorm your in.
Subject: Cure for Colds, Croupe, Gripes, Cripes, Etc.,


Author:
Bumble (the Clumsy Squirrel)
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Date Posted: 20:04:31 10/20/06 Fri
Warm Nettle Broth

Needs:

One pile of nettles
Comfrey
Rue
Pepper (optional)
One pot of water

Instruction:

Add nettles to water and bring to boil. Reduce heat and simmer with comfrey and rue. Season to taste with optional pepper. Let stand. Serve lukewarm.
Subject: Graded


Author:
Jess Willowfwirl Tamastru
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Date Posted: 22:47:10 10/16/06 Mon
Graded!
Subject: Cure for snake bite.


Author:
Rosebud of GG
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Date Posted: 16:48:35 10/15/06 Sun
Take a knife and slit the bite so the poison can come out. Then bind with dock leaves and maple bark. MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL: Drink hot tea :-)
Subject: Check!


Author:
Midnight
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Date Posted: 06:22:11 10/11/06 Wed
Check to here, REMEBER to post your Dorm, on your threads, or you will NOT get your CCs, because I have to update, and if I don't know your Dorm, I will NOT update your names, because it is really Annoying to have to go and search for your name and dorm in the hall of names. So remeber your dorm. ;) **Winks.**

By the way, you other leaders, when you do the CCs make SURE to say check on each day you do it, so we won't be giving them more CCs.
Subject: Cure for an Abbey Mother


Author:
Willyum, Tussle Brownspike, and Matthew of LL
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Date Posted: 00:21:45 10/07/06 Sat
you need to draw yourself. put mud on the picture. then put it in view of the mother. put a net in front of the picture. capture the mother once she starts bounding to the picture and feed her...NETTLE BROTH!!!
Subject: Cure For Bath


Author:
Sunset GG
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Date Posted: 21:31:21 10/03/06 Tue
Here is a cure for a bath.
What you need:Mud, smelly socks, pond muck, cake, messy trifle, and pie crumbs.

What you do: Bathe in mud, apply smelly socks, apply pond muck, smash face in cake, eat messy trifle, and add pie crumbs. For extra dirtiness, Hide from mellus in Strawberry Patch.
Subject: Cure for the Cold


Author:
Skittles
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Date Posted: 01:37:48 10/03/06 Tue
Hmm..wet's see now..get wots of warm stuffs wike warm mint tea an' wots and wots of stew. Den dwink it up an' go get wots of warm bwankets and jump awound. *sniff* Tats wat me momma tot me..
Subject: Cure for a Mean Dibbun


Author:
Streamslinger of DD ((grinning))
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Date Posted: 22:16:38 10/02/06 Mon
Take a large bowl of hotroot soup, pour it in a jug, and give it to the mean dibbun, and say, "I got you a really good drink. Gulp in down now. Nice and fast." Then run away as fast as you can!!!



NOTE- I am not responsible for any injuries during attempt.
Subject: Cure for Fever


Author:
Streamslinger of DD
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Date Posted: 22:11:27 10/02/06 Mon
Get twenty candied chestnuts, soak in elderberry wine,damson juice,and October ale, then roll them in a mushroom pastie and eat. After, jump on Mother Mellus's bed ten times and scram before she sees you.
Subject: Cure for a tummyache


Author:
Sconerobber (/happysconerobber)
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Date Posted: 01:26:34 09/28/06 Thu
ingredients: 72 blueberrys (make sure there fresh!), small bowl, sap, october ale
Method: mash up the blueberrys then add sap and ale, mix well

Will cure you in minutes!
Subject: Cure for a tummyache


Author:
Sconerobber (/happysconerobber)
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Date Posted: 01:21:55 09/28/06 Thu
ingredients: 72 blueberrys (make sure there fresh!), small bowl, sap, october ale
Method: mash up the blueberrys then add sap and ale, mix well

Will cure you in minute!
Subject: Cure for Acute Hunger


Author:
Blizzardfyr Of Newbie Tribe (Stifling Laughter)
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Date Posted: 02:57:08 09/26/06 Tue
Hungry? Been sent to bed without food? Never fear! Just follow these instructions:

Get someone to chop 3/4 way through a small tree.

Tie a rope around it and around a stake, so it won't fall over.

Put a scale on a stand near a rope, and tie a large knife to one end, so it will hit the rope.

Put lots of food on the other end.

Sit right where the tree will fall and stare at the food until you succumb and grab it.

Note: Thiswillnotwork Co. isn't responsible for concussions, etc. resulting from this "cure".
Subject: Cure for extreme bordom( Or a bullying dibbun)


Author:
Farin Treescurrier (the courageous)
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Date Posted: 04:31:30 09/09/06 Sat
By Farin Treescurrier, in the Jumping Jokers.

Feeling down? Oh, your being bullied, I see. Well why don't we make him a nice BIG bowl of Otter Rock Cream, MMMmm. What's that? Why? Well listen and find out. To make ORC, all you need is some small pebbles, about four pawfuls of them. Place them in a bowl and liberally coat them in whipped cream, use lots, we don't want the pebbles to be seen. Put more on in a nice swirly pattern. Dosen't it look good, DON'T EAT IT! You might chip a tooth! Place it in front of the naughty dibbun and watch as he digs in.Lots of laughs, Teehee.
Subject: Cure for saddness, also one for anger, and one for bordem.


Author:
Songwind of the TT
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Date Posted: 01:57:41 09/05/06 Tue
Saddness:
Get togethger with some freindly dibbuns, roll out a tray of candied chesnuts. Tada! your happy!

Anger:
Get a pillow and hit something, hard. doesn't matter what.

Bordem:
get a book, settle down and stick your nose in it. Hmm..... Its good right?
Subject: A Cure for Loneliness


Author:
Tom Fieldmouse of AA
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Date Posted: 20:45:31 08/26/06 Sat
Name: Tom Fieldmouse
Dorm: Active Array (AA)
Illness: Loneliness
Symptoms: Sadness, quietness, not having anybeast to talk to or hang out with...
Cures: Get a stuffed animal to hang out with! They make great friends that will never betray you, and they provide a constantly listening ear for you to talk to. Not to mention, you can go on all sorts of adventures! Pirate ships, tropical islands, cold blizzards, evil vermin... I, for one, have seen them all with my stuffed pal Riddle. :D So just ask Mother Mellus to make you one, or any of the other Elders, and then have fun with your new friend! :)

Illness: Too Talkative Mouth
Symptoms: Beasts cover their ears when you come around, you are constantly being called "jabber" or "blabber-mouth", your jaw tends to get very sore at night...
Cures: A spoon of peanut butter!

Illness: Insanity
Symptoms: Constantly shouting about taking over the world, referring to other beasts as "minion" or "nemesis" or even "hey you with the hat!"
Cures:

1. A good dunking in the Abbey Pond
2. Exposure to pure tomato
3. A whack between the ears
4. Cheese. Believe it or not, it is the ultimate re-sanityfier.

Hope those are good!
Subject: cure for rashes


Author:
Whortleberry Snapdragon
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Date Posted: 21:26:39 08/16/06 Wed
ingredents

3 Cups honey
1cup walnuts
4 crushed and dried dock leaves
3 crushed and dried mintleaves
2cups elderberry wine



add honey and nuts and stir well heat until bubbling and add mint and dock leaves. finaly add wine and let cool.

spread librally on rash to sooth iching
Subject: Energy Drink


Author:
Whiplash of Tricky Tribe
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Date Posted: 19:52:33 07/19/06 Wed
Ingredients:
a BIG pile of sugar
water orfruit juice


You just pour the pile of sugar into the water and stir it until it disolves. Then you drink it! If you want a flavoured energy drink, use some fruit juice instead of water. This is a great drink for tired dibbuns that don't want to go to bed!
Subject: Cures


Author:
Chugg Nutcracker, BB
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Date Posted: 17:51:35 07/09/06 Sun
Reviving Potion (to use in moderation)
Take some vinegar and add a drop of water inside. You will have to pour it in the sick person’s mouth. They should become hyperactive for a few hours.

Pine needle tea
Boil water and simply add some pine needles in.

Dibbun Tea (only for Dibbuns)
Boil some strawberry ale and add honey. Serve with strawberry scones.
Subject: Cure for a headache!


Author:
Lettuceleaf, NK
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Date Posted: 21:33:48 07/08/06 Sat
To get rid of that aching headache, here's what you need to do:

Take a tight hat, rubber band, or headband, and put it around your forehead about two inches above your ears. If it is tight enough, it should stop your red blood cells from flowing to your head and prevent a headache.

Heh-heh......... big words.
Subject: Cure For Aches


Author:
Sandegar A.M.M. of HH
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Date Posted: 07:59:18 07/08/06 Sat
Cure For Aches

If your head, your stomach, your teeth, if any of them ache, just take some of the miraculous new Cure for Aches!

Ingredients:

Sunflower Seeds
Ivy Leaves
Cress Stems
Daisy Petals
Dandelion Sap
Water
Honey

Method:

1) Boil your water in a large cauldron.
2) Add the Dandelion Sap.
3) Crush the Sunflower Seeds, Ivy Leaves, Cress Stems and Daisy Petals together, squeezing the water out so they are flat, squishy mulch.
4) Add the flat, squishy mulch to the cauldron, where the water and the Dandelion Sap should be boiling.
5) Add Honey to sweeten the mixture, then stir, un-clumping the flat, squishy mulch, then add Honey again.
6) Take a bowlful of the concoction and drink it, and make sure you take in the clumps of flat, squishy mulch.

Your ache should be better now, because you've been concentrating so hard on making the cure, and because the final potion was disgusting! If not, lie down and call the doctor.


Compiled by Sandegar Arrowhawk Meadowwar Mountainfighter of Happy Horrors
Subject: More Cures!


Author:
Jess Willowfwirl Tamastru, DD
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Date Posted: 01:08:17 07/06/06 Thu
Cure for itchy-powder (Because, as Dibbuns, we are likely to be victims to a dose of itching powder once in our lives)
You need,
Blood root
Apple Vinegar
Pulverized Blood root, steeped in apple vinegar until well incorporated will ease the itch.
Tansy
Horehound
Catnip
Hops
Vinegar
Another alternative is a poultice made with (two tablespoons of each) Tansy, Catnip, Horehound and Hops mixed with vinegar.

Cure to stop the Flu:
Honeysuckle flowers, steeped in water for a tea. Add sugar. Or try Red Clover blossoms, mixed with ordinary mint, and steeped in hot water for several hours. It makes tea (of course).
Subject: Cough physick.


Author:
Jess Willowfwirl Tamastru, DD
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Date Posted: 22:51:56 07/03/06 Mon
One of my evil inventions! Ruuuun! Heh, anyway:

Cough Physick:
Boil some water and add Honey for a sweetened effect. Take about a pawfull of crushed Dill seeds and add to the water and honey. Strain the mixture, then drink.

If that doesn't work, try blowing your nose.
Subject: To cure an adder bite


Author:
Leatho
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Date Posted: 05:18:54 06/29/06 Thu
Berries from a rowan tree A small green pine cone A young leaf of a raspberry pounded flat Heat over a fire until it's color is dark. Then stir to make a paste and bind it while still hot with aspen bark and aply to the limb bitten. If he be strong of will prehaps he will wake to thank you.
Subject: cure for sadness,hunger,sweet tooth,mosquitoes


Author:
Anadriel from LL
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Date Posted: 15:06:12 06/25/06 Sun
sadness:just get big pudding with all your favorite fruit inside and eat it of course

hunger:eat all the food in the kitchen

sweet tooth:take 12 tablespoons of honey and pour it over lots of scones then spread fruit icing on top you can eat them all or save them

mosquitoes:eat all the sweet onion you can and you won't be followed by any bug any more
WARNING-onions may take effect on people and bugs
Subject: Cure for Naughty Dibbuns


Author:
Ara Treesong in Irresistable Imps
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Date Posted: 16:38:54 06/23/06 Fri
First, find the naughty Dibbuns and bring them to the kitchen. Then, tell them they have the earned themselves the privilege of washing and drying all of the dishes until they are spotless.
Subject: I'm BACK


Author:
Xaia, Catt, Sofri
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Date Posted: 00:26:58 06/22/06 Thu
Yes, the Infirmary leader is back. Miss me anyone?? (not that I was expecting it....)

Francisca, Barra-great. Legloindil--Post your dorm PLEASE

~Xaia~
Subject: Cure for an annoying Dibbun


Author:
Legloindil Longsword
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Date Posted: 21:41:08 06/15/06 Thu
Supplies:
1.Exceptionaly large pillow
2.Keys to a closet

Now first find the annoying dibbun and with your pillow fight your way to the closet. At first chance, close the door and lock it.
Subject: Cure for Being Cold


Author:
Barra BowBeast (Tricky Tribe)
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Date Posted: 17:29:31 06/15/06 Thu
If you're cold, ask Skipper for a big bowl of Shrimp'n'Hotroot soup!!
Subject: The Infirmary


Author:
Fransisca Bullseye TT
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Date Posted: 20:48:43 06/14/06 Wed
A Cure For A Tummyache

Strawberry Fizz
Subject: Announcement!


Author:
Xaiayth, Cattfire, and Sofricus
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Date Posted: 15:49:35 06/13/06 Tue
Hey Guys! The Infirmary/Kitchens leader is leaving on a week's vacation, so you probably won't get your cC's on either activity until I get back. you can still post here though, you may just need to be a bit patient in waiting for cc's.

Thanks!
~xaia
Subject: Cure for rummbly tummy


Author:
Songwind of the TT
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Date Posted: 23:12:07 06/11/06 Sun
Ingredients:
1 or 9 scones
1 or 5 cups of jam
5 handfuls of candy chesnuts
A big huge beaker of strawberry cordial.

Spread scones with jam and drop on cc's. Drink the cordial. You will soon notice that your tummy is quiet again.
Subject: The Infirmary


Author:
Fransisca Bullseye
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Date Posted: 20:25:37 06/10/06 Sat
Cure for EVERYTHING, By Fransisca Bullseye TT

Warm Honeysap Milk
Subject: The Infirmary


Author:
Fransisca Bullseye
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Date Posted: 20:22:30 06/10/06 Sat
Cure for EVERYTHING, By Fransisca Bullseye

Warm Honeysap Milk
Subject: Remedy for a wound


Author:
Bayleef A. Loam
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Date Posted: 19:22:16 06/09/06 Fri
1 sprig angelica
1 sprig parsley
a foot of bandage
2 teaspoons of rosemary
1 cup water

Take a small pot, and make a fire. Add water to pot and boil over fire. Remove pot, let water cool down slightly, then pur on wound. Rip small peices of parsely and angelica, and smash rosemary to a pulp. apply onto bandage. Then, add the bandage onto the wound, the water and the poultice togethor makes a paste.

~BAYLEEF, HH
Subject: Ivyslash--post dorm please


Author:
Xaiayth and Cattfire
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Date Posted: 02:12:05 06/08/06 Thu
Guys, sorry if I seem to be repeating myself, but it makes my job a LOT harder having to hunt down you dorm by dorm. I have a lot going on IRL and I do not have the time to do it. So please, post your dorm. Ivyslash, Silverfish--still waiting for your dorms.

Thanks!
Xaia
Subject: Infirmary Illness


Author:
Sandegar Arrowhawk Meadowwar Mountainfighter
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Date Posted: 20:40:15 06/07/06 Wed
Ye Olde Cure for Sicknesse of the Infirmary

Hast thou the Infirmary ailment? Hast thou been force-fed vile concotions of the evile Sister? Then thou should make thy Infirmary Illness Potion of Healing.

Take thee:
1 cup of Honey
1 tsp of Nectar of Flower
1 cup of Milk
1 tsp of Sugar
1 freshly baked loaf of Bread
1 jar of Jam
1 case of Butter

Thou will not use all of thy jam or thy butter, worry not.

1) Stir thy Milk and Honey together, so they mix.
2) Add Nectar of Flower and mix.
3) Add Sugar and stir.
4) Add Butter to the Bread.
5) Smear Jam on the Bread.
6) Eat thy Bread-with-Jam-and-Butter.
7) Drink thy Milk-Honey-Nectar-of-Flower-and-Sugar.

There. Thou should be cured of thy ailment. The good food shalt do you much good.


Compiled by Sandegar Arrowhawk Meadowwar Mountainfighter of Happy Horrors
Subject: Cure for Bald Spots


Author:
Ivyslash Longfletch
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Date Posted: 05:51:21 06/06/06 Tue
Gather some ivy, fennel, cress and hotroot peper. Grind together with a little water until you have a paste. Smear it all over the bald spot. The fur should grow back in a few days time.
Subject: Check Point!! Most doing great.


Author:
Xaiayth, Cattfire, and Sofricus
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Date Posted: 00:58:42 06/06/06 Tue
Hey Guys! Great job, thanks almost everyone for remembering to put your dorm. Silverfish--I really can't give you any CC's until you post on this board (doesn't matter if I know your dorm or not) what dorm you are.

Great job everyone else, your CC's are entered.

*Xaiayth*
Subject: cure for getting out of trouble


Author:
Silverfish
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Date Posted: 22:57:36 06/05/06 Mon
when you are in trouble, but elders don't really know you did it, give them puppy eyes, then start to cry, saying"It wasn't me!why do I always get blamed?!"They might even give you a treat!
Subject: Cue for work.


Author:
Gumleaf goobar T T
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Date Posted: 06:15:16 06/05/06 Mon
Say you are going to do the work but run away as farst as you can to a safe place.Then when no one is looking run in to the Abby pod and go for a swim and then get out of the water and play all day. Then go in to the wood lands and pay a vermin to do the work for you at night so no one see him/her. Arter that say that you dided it and how hared it was to do it and that you are sssooooo tied arter doing ti. Then arsk the elders if you can have no barth because you did the job. THE END
Subject: sorry Xaia! I'm a TT


Author:
Songwind
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Date Posted: 04:01:02 06/02/06 Fri
Subject: cure for hungriness and boredom


Author:
Deadeye Streamwhip
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Date Posted: 12:55:40 05/27/06 Sat
Go inna kitchens an gerra dough, bilbeez, a pie tin, and honey.then go to the cellars and get stawbee fizz. then pu a layer of dough into the bottom of the tin.put the bilbeez in to the dough, and pour honey on them. put the remaining dough on the bilbeez in a layer and seal. bake it in the kitchens and when its done, eat it with the stawbee fizz.

-Deadeye from gg
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