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Subject: Cure for getting out of an extremely strenuous Abbeyschool Gym Class!

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Mareth Baskethead, Active Array

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Date Posted: 17:21:46 01/23/06 Mon

Ingredients:
Lots of smushed berries
A bandage

Procedure: During the class, pretend to fall over and hurt yourself. Pull your smushed berries out and rub them all over your forehead while you're on the ground. Then, moan and pretend to hold back tears. When the teacher asks you what's the matter, tell her you tripped and would like to go to the infirmary. Add plenty of sobs, gasps, and grunts. As soon as she lets you go to the infirmary, run into some secluded area, put the bandage on, and do whatever you like.

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