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Subject: cure for feeling gloomy


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Urthwyte from Wicked Wastrels
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Date Posted: 16:36:04 01/30/06 Mon

Go to the pond and wet your paw, then draw two trails of water coming out of your eyes (looking at the sun continuasly or, even better, if you can, fake tears)
next, go to a corner and wail, sooner or later an Elder will come and ask what's wrong, wipe your eyes and say that you feel unapreciated, the elder is bound to give you a candied chestnut/treat/day off from school ect.

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