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Subject: 10 great cures

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Gruckford Nimbletoes (RR)

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Date Posted: 18:45:04 02/10/06 Fri

All cures by Gruckford Nimbletoes of the Rambling Rascals...

Cure for achy head..
put mint on it (the head) , and pound the mint in very hard.
next, give the dibbun dandelion burdock, then make them drink it.
Then give the dibbun strawberry fizz and make them drink it.
their achy head will be gone.

Cure for good dibbun...
make them do at least three mischievous things a day.
make them do at least 21 mischievous things a week.
make them do at least 21 mischievous things a week for the entire season, and they will be a bad dibbun again.

Cure for itchy paws...
scratch 'em!

Cure for runny nose...
dab at it lightly (very lightly) with a mint towel for three hours.
Do not let them drink anything for a week and they will be better.

Cure for over mischieviosity...
Lock them up in a room and don't let them out except to eat.

Cure for over rudeness (which i think some dibbuns here need very much ;))
tape their mouth together.
Make sure that the tape is on tight 'cause they're not to talk.
If they say anything rude (overly rude) put the tape back on for a day.

Cure for clumsiness...
drill them every day for five weeks for balance and stuff like that.
if they fall over or trip over themselves, drill them for another week.

Cure for fatness...
make them excersize every day for five months, and restrict their eating.

or

punch their stomach a whole lot.

Cure for angriness...
shut them up in a room for the day.

Cure for non-patriotism (non-DABdibbunism)...
make them attend every DAB activity that there is for a month, and make them attend at least one activity every month for the rest of the season.

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