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Subject: Cures

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Emallett|&|Otulissa|&|Russet

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Date Posted: 04:37:50 02/28/06 Tue

Name: Emallett, Otulissa, & Russet
Dorm: M.M.

Cure for Boredom: Take the two poles and stick them in the ground just below the Abbey steps leading outside. Tie the string between them and wait for an elder to trip!!!!
"Ingreidiants": 1 long, firm string. 2 short sturdy poles.

Cure for a Runny Nose: Run over to Ma Mellus's big apron (the one with the flowers on) and blow, hard!
"Ingreidiants": 1 Ma Mellus.

Cure for Anger: Hit something! It does not matter who/what.
"Ingreidiants": It depends. Smart dibbuns hit pillows and materesses, dumb ones hit chairs, walls, and other dibbuns.

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