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Subject: Zosayer's Many Batty Cures - Cure of Elderhugosis

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Zosayer Nightteeth of Jumping Jokers

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Date Posted: 22:06:19 03/03/06 Fri

Cure for Elderhugosis
Elderhugosis - when all of the elders and grown ups give you hugs.
Ingredients: 1 pit of mud, 5 decomposing leaves, 3 handfuls of unidentifiable goo, as many strawberries as possible, 1/2 tsp of garlic
1. squish alla da stawberries up and walk in them. This will help you make sure your feet keep safe. If you have wings, rub strawberries on them to keep 'em from getting sore. It works!
2. Roll in the pit of mud. It covers up alla the strawberries, so I hope you don't mind.
3. Rub the leaves all over you.
4. Give yourself hair by putting the goo on your head
5. Avoid water. Adults won't even want to touch you!

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