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Subject: Cure for Abbeyschoolitis

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Xaiayth Airqueen

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Date Posted: 23:09:41 03/28/06 Tue

Abbeyschoolitis is a disease caused by a dibbun being forced to spend too much time at Abbey School. Symptoms of this disease involve: actually starting to enjoy Abbey School, attending without yelling a lot at your elders, and actually learning anything from School. The cure is this:

The cure for Abbeyschoolitis is pie. To be precise, three different kinds of pie (cherry, damson, and greengage are best) that must be filched by the afflicted dibbun him/herself while they are cooling on the windowsill.
1. First the dibbun snatches the pies without Friar seeing
2. Then, the dibbun takes the pies to the clump of rushes by the pond and hides from all the other dibbuns.
3. Then, the dibbun eats all the pies by him/herself WITHOUT SHARING and gets pie all over him/herself until he/she is very sticky.
4. The cure will wear off if the dibbun takes a bath within the next 24 hours. He/she must make absolutely certain to avoid all baths in that time period.

Guranteed that within 3 days, the dibbun will be totally cured of Abbeyschoolitis.

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