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Subject: Cures with candied chestnuts in them!

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Terragon Scrufftail of the Slippery Sneaks

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Date Posted: 10:55:44 03/05/05 Sat

Cures with candied chestnuts in them for:

Hunger:

1. eat them

Boredom:

2. eat them anyway
3. have a compitition to see who can eat the most
4. see how many you can stack
5. build models out of them, with honey to stick them together
6. try skimming them across the pond
7. fing a sparra friend and give them one for a ride on their back
8. go out on the path and throw them at innocent passers-by

Pins & Needles (gone to sleep)

9. if you've got pins and needles in your foot, or it's gone to sleep, stick a candied chestnut between each toe

Boring parties

10. hand candied chestnuts out and throw lots in the air to catch and plat with.

11. sneak off and find more candied chestnuts. Hee-hee-hee!

Something that hasn't happened yet

12. hide ccs for a future midnight feast

13. tell the elders you are sickening lack-of-sugar-itis, eat ccs, and tell them that you were saved just in time.

14. do nothing except eat ccs, and say you have done a risk assesment, and it's dangerous to do anything that day, except eat ccs.

15. EAT LOTS OF CANDIED CHESTNUTS FOR NO APPARENT REASON!!!!

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