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Remedies
Remedies
**You walk over to a large book and flick through the pages and realise that this is where you write your remedies for illnesses. You look up and a dibbun speaks to you** Write your remedy in the book and then I'll give you chestnuts. But don't forget to give your name and dorm.
Subject: Cure for Cleanness


Author:
Seabreeze Swiftrun and Armin
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Date Posted: 02:31:49 05/24/06 Wed
Cure for cleanness

Eat as many berries as you can. Soon you will be covered in berry juice. Now you're dirty again. This will also annoy the elders who cleaned you in the first place and can also double as a cure for hunger.

Fearsome Feinds
Subject: Cure for Cleanness


Author:
Seabreeze Swiftrun and Armin
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Date Posted: 01:38:51 05/24/06 Wed
Cure for cleanness

Eat as many berries as you can. Soon you will be covered in berry juice. Now you're dirty again. This will also annoy the elders who cleaned you in the first place and can also double as a cure for hunger.
Subject: Cure for school by Gumleaf


Author:
Gumleaf Goobar
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Date Posted: 08:35:34 05/22/06 Mon
When you go to school play a joke on the teacher and make them go carzy and them start going the chicken dance and sing na na na naaaana and run aroud the room with the teachers glassis and the throw some mud and sout out mud fight! and tie the teacher up and put him/her face in the mud.Then give him/her a big barth and make them say the 9 times table.
Dorm Tricky Tribe
Subject: Dorms


Author:
Xaiayth and Cattfire
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Date Posted: 21:12:27 05/17/06 Wed
Hey! Great, everyone. Songwind, please put your dorm or else I can't give you your ccs. Everyone else, thanks for remembering to put dorms.
*Xaiayth and Cattfire*
*Now officially in charge of Infirmary*
Subject: cure for too much hot root pepper


Author:
Aeldan Longpaw of the JJs
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Date Posted: 01:02:01 05/17/06 Wed
When you eat too much pepper and your mouth is on fire, drink a glass of green sap milk and eat a slive of fresh warm bread with butter. You will feel better soon!
Subject: Cure for saddness


Author:
Songwind
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Date Posted: 00:15:02 05/16/06 Tue
Go read a book.
Subject: Cure for headache


Author:
Songwind
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Date Posted: 16:48:17 05/15/06 Mon
Dwink some cordial
Subject: cure for sleepyhead


Author:
Rosebay willowherb
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Date Posted: 15:34:42 05/15/06 Mon
Cure for sleepyhead:
stand on one foot in a noisy area.
Next, get a friend to hold a nettle/ thorn/ sprig of holly under your chi.
then get another friend to tickle you.

dorm: bad babes
Subject: Cure for annoying Elders


Author:
Gumleaf Goobar
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Date Posted: 10:18:12 05/15/06 Mon
Dorm Tricky Tribe
Get a BIG mud pie and squish it in a elders face.
When its barth time run away in to the wood.
Make the elder go crazy by geting dirty not going to bed jump in to the pond and have fun
Subject: Hi!


Author:
Arithdeu Ararin Devani
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Date Posted: 07:46:48 05/14/06 Sun
Cures for boredom -

(1) Join DAB.
(2) Go to the Tricky Tribe dorm board.
(3) Annoy an elder.
(4) Escape, and go for a picnic in Mossflower Woods.
(5) Go to the cellars!


Cures for Smelly Socks -

(1) Wash said odourous socks.
(2) Jump into the pond - Go swimming and washing in one!
(3) Don't wash 'em, use 'em as a weapon in the IDC.
(4) Throw them at an elder... Then run away!
(5) Don't wash them (risk losing friends and cleanliness).


Cures for Hiccups -

(1) Hang upsidedown from the rafters.
(2) Drink lotsa mint cordial.
(3) Eat an apple while holding your breath.
(4) Hold your breath.
(5) Sit, hiccuping in the corner, and hope it stops soon.


Arithdeu, TT (I think!)
Subject: Hi!


Author:
Arithdeu Ararin Devani
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Date Posted: 07:45:44 05/14/06 Sun

Cures for boredom -

(1) Join DAB.
(2) Go to the Tricky Tribe dorm board.
(3) Annoy an elder.
(4) Escape, and go for a picnic in Mossflower Woods.
(5) Go to the cellars!


Cures for Smelly Socks -

(1) Wash said odourous socks.
(2) Jump into the pond - Go swimming and washing in one!
(3) Don't wash 'em, use 'em as a weapon in the IDC.
(4) Throw them at an elder... Then run away!
(5) Don't wash them (risk losing friends and cleanliness).


Cures for Hiccups -

(1) Hang upsidedown from the rafters.
(2) Drink lotsa mint cordial.
(3) Eat an apple while holding your breath.
(4) Hold your breath.
(5) Sit, hiccuping in the corner, and hope it stops soon.
Subject: cure for shyiness


Author:
skip
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Date Posted: 00:03:03 05/14/06 Sun
friends
cndeechess nuts
Subject: Cure for boredom on a rainy day


Author:
Tiria Wildlough
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Date Posted: 05:18:26 05/11/06 Thu
Find a good book and read it or a movie you haven't watched in a long time and watch it!
Subject: A cure for upset Dibbuns


Author:
Kuunvarjo Kultaturkki of Wicked Wastrels
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Date Posted: 14:09:15 05/08/06 Mon
A cure for upset dibbuns

Ingredients:
Lots of candied chestnuts
Lots of honey !
Lots of sugar !
Some tea, water or milk.
A big bowl

How to make the medicine:
Put the candied chestnuts, honey and sugar into the bowl and mix them. Add the milk, water or tea, and wait a few seconds.Then say drink the medicine and you'll be cured !
Subject: Cure for a Scratchy Throat


Author:
Whitepaw Widestripes, of the Bad Babes
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Date Posted: 01:06:14 05/03/06 Wed
To cure a Scratchy Throat

Ingreidents:
1 cup of warm milk
1/2 a Tps. of Honey
1 Physic

To Procede:
Mix milk and honey. Have patient drink. Tell them to the throw the Physic out the window, and that they will never get a Physic again.
Subject: cure for baff time


Author:
rosebay willowherb
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Date Posted: 15:51:30 05/02/06 Tue
dorm: bad babes

cure for baff time.

take a clean towel and cover one side in mud an' dirt.
then do the same to the soap.
when you get put in the tub, pour in a bit of soil. the soil will turn to mud on the bottem of the tub.
once you have been dried wiv the mucky towel, scoop up the mud an' rub it in.

then you have got mukcy a' annoyed Ma Mellus
Subject: Cure for baths


Author:
Ambereyes from Rambling Rascals
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Date Posted: 05:29:10 04/30/06 Sun
Step one: (For safety) Place soap in the in Great Halls fire place, while its burning.
Step two: Get grease ALL OVER YOU!!
Step three: Have an elder see you and chace after you.
Step four: Race to the Abbey Pond and jump in the shallows.
Step five: Pretend to clean vigouresly.
Step six: Say: "See? Me norra get baffed, I bees clean! I bees a good dibbun who takes care of m'self."
Subject: Mole Boils Cure


Author:
Marchurr Mole
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Date Posted: 21:38:34 04/29/06 Sat
Me from Clever Clan

Hurr, moi gurt ould movver allus sed that if'n oi get them'n mole boils on moi gurt paws et relly hurt, ho aye!
She'm sed oi put sum noice hunny on et an' ee salt et bee gettin's better, hurrhurr!
Subject: Remedie


Author:
Libby
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Date Posted: 20:22:47 04/25/06 Tue
To cure a bad cold
1. Mix Rosemary and chives with boiling hot water.
2. Sieve it to take out the herbs.
3. Leave to cool.
4. Drink.
Subject: Cure for sore eyes


Author:
William Silverstreak
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Date Posted: 04:07:28 04/25/06 Tue
Soak clean cloth in warm water and place on eyes 2 times a day eat soup.
Subject: Checkpoint!


Author:
Ranlawe, Trista and Tasmanian
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Date Posted: 01:36:50 04/24/06 Mon
Yay! Everyone did great! Lady Goldenstrip, plase remember to write your dorm! And Sarvin, when you do join, please let me know what your dorm is so I can get your CC's. Thank you!
Subject: cure for sleepyness


Author:
fenna rosalin may
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Date Posted: 08:25:48 04/20/06 Thu
Take a beacer of cold dandylion fizz and drink it. Then get some of your friends together and start a pillow fight. If you start to get tired then go for a paddle in the pond.

Dorm: Slippery Sneaks
Subject: Cure for hiccups. (I've seen this work IRL)


Author:
BunFoo of Fearsome Fiennds
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Date Posted: 20:54:20 04/19/06 Wed
Cure for hiccups:
Ask the Dibbun with hiccups to let out a really loud hiccup! Hiccups will immedieatly go away!
Subject: Cure for Bathtime


Author:
BunFoo of Fearsome Fiends
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Date Posted: 22:46:44 04/18/06 Tue
Cure for Bathtime
Step 1: Splash water at Ma Mellus.
Step 2: Run quickly.
Step 3: Hide in the woods.
Step 4: Jump into a real big mud puddle!
Step 5:(if you escape with a friend) Start a mud fight!
Subject: fenna rosalin may's dorm


Author:
fenna rosalin may
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Date Posted: 16:57:05 04/17/06 Mon
my dorm is newbie dorm or slippery sneaks but me cure still the same.
Subject: cure for being to happy


Author:
fenna rosalin may
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Date Posted: 16:51:25 04/17/06 Mon
take one average hare offa salamandastron(one that can't not sing vewy well) anna ask it to sing for ya.
or take a nettle ana use it to sting ya paw. ven wub a dock leaf ona da sting. da sting will stop an you won't not be to 'appy.
Subject: Cure for a headache


Author:
Tumblepaw
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Date Posted: 22:14:54 04/12/06 Wed
Tumblepaw of Happy Horrors

Take a cool cloth and a very boring book to someplace you know you won't be disturbed. Put the cloth on your head and read the book until you fall asleep - you won't notice the headache anymore!!
Subject: Cure for sad otters


Author:
Tiria Wildlough,JJ
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Date Posted: 03:01:51 04/12/06 Wed
Make a big pan of Shrimp and hotroot soup and put a small portion of hotroot insde of a little bag in case if they want it hotter and a big flagon of Strawberry fizz and unlimited amounts of candied chestnuts then take it to them and be there servant/butler for a day!
*Remember this is to make THEM happy not YOU,but if you start feeling down you can ask them to remember what you did for them and they'll do ANYTHING for you!!!
Subject: Cure for sad otters


Author:
Tiria Wildlough
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Date Posted: 02:58:41 04/12/06 Wed
Make a big pan of Shrimp and hotroot soup and put a small portion of hotroot insde of a little bag in case if they want it hotter and a big flagon of Strawberry fizz and unlimited amounts of candied chestnuts then take it to them and be there servant/butler for a day!
*Remember this is to make THEM happy not YOU,but if you start feeling down you can ask them to remember what you did for them and they'll do ANYTHING for you!!!
Subject: Cure for a sore nose


Author:
Tumblepaw
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Date Posted: 12:35:39 04/11/06 Tue
By Tumblepaw of Happy Horrors

If you happen to have been the unfortunate victim of a hard flung object on your nose, this is waht to do: Take a soft cloth and soak it in cool water. Wring it out until it is not sopping anymore and place tenderly on your nose. It should feel much better!
Subject: cure for sad days


Author:
Lady Goldenstripe Dewmist Sunfire
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Date Posted: 13:36:01 04/10/06 Mon
To cure lonliness, sadness, or being bored, you should eat one-quarter cup of pudding. If this doesn't ork, then you should try one more quarter cup of pudding. If this still doesn't work. then go outside and play.
Subject: cure for sore throats


Author:
riverswift
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Date Posted: 19:45:04 04/07/06 Fri
ingredients:
-honey
-lemon
mix everything together and drink
Subject: Cure for a stuffy nose


Author:
Tumblepaw
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Date Posted: 15:01:24 04/07/06 Fri
Tumblepaw of Happy Horrors

Ask a friend that really likes garlic to take a big bunch and chew it up. Then have them breathe in your face. That should clear it up really fast!
Subject: Cure for Backaches


Author:
Sarvin, I want to be a member
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Date Posted: 10:12:34 04/07/06 Fri
5 cups Strawberry Cortial
3 bowls of Berry & Rootbeer crumble

for best effects swim in pond for 5 hr. before eating, then eat and swim again more swiming, better results
Subject: Cure for hiccups


Author:
Lady Goldenstripe Dewmist Sunfire
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Date Posted: 04:15:17 04/06/06 Thu
to sure hiccups you take 2 cups of raseberry juice and 2 cups of water, mix them together and drink it slowly, letting it slide down your throat. breathe as little as possible when doing this.
Subject: Checkpoint!


Author:
Ranlawe
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Date Posted: 22:15:31 04/05/06 Wed
Checkpoint! Everyone did good! A few beasts forgot their dorms, remember to put your dorms!
Subject: Cure for a sad ferret ;-)


Author:
Star Shadowfang
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Date Posted: 18:16:45 04/02/06 Sun
Find a friend and laugh at jokes and go play and get very dirty!!!
Subject: Cure for Abbeyschoolitis


Author:
Xaiayth Airqueen
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Date Posted: 23:09:41 03/28/06 Tue
Abbeyschoolitis is a disease caused by a dibbun being forced to spend too much time at Abbey School. Symptoms of this disease involve: actually starting to enjoy Abbey School, attending without yelling a lot at your elders, and actually learning anything from School. The cure is this:

The cure for Abbeyschoolitis is pie. To be precise, three different kinds of pie (cherry, damson, and greengage are best) that must be filched by the afflicted dibbun him/herself while they are cooling on the windowsill.
1. First the dibbun snatches the pies without Friar seeing
2. Then, the dibbun takes the pies to the clump of rushes by the pond and hides from all the other dibbuns.
3. Then, the dibbun eats all the pies by him/herself WITHOUT SHARING and gets pie all over him/herself until he/she is very sticky.
4. The cure will wear off if the dibbun takes a bath within the next 24 hours. He/she must make absolutely certain to avoid all baths in that time period.

Guranteed that within 3 days, the dibbun will be totally cured of Abbeyschoolitis.
Subject: Cure for depressed friends


Author:
Carnation Cheesesnatcher//Jumping Jokers
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Date Posted: 00:23:35 03/28/06 Tue
Cure for depressed friends

-First you give your depressed friend a big hugg!

-Second you let them cry on your shoulder for as long as they want to cry on your shoulder.

-Third you give your friend another BIG Hugg, and say comforing words to them

-Fourth you invite them over for a fun weekend at your house

(your friends forgets why she is depressed and you get to have fun with your friend)
Subject: Cures for nettle broth, sore throat


Author:
Aster Fleetpaw, DD
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Date Posted: 15:26:25 03/24/06 Fri
Nettle broth cure
Ingredients:
Honey
Sugar
Candied Chestnuts
One small cake with frosting already on it
Six balls of marchpane

Directions: Mix together the honey and sugar, and spread liberally over the frosting on the cake. Place marchpane balls and chestnuts on the cake, and eat and enjoy!

Sore throat cure
Ingredients:
One teaspoon of mint extract
One large tablespoon of honey
One teaspoon of meadowcream

Directions:
Mix together the mint extract and honey, then top it off with the cream. Drink, and the mixture should begin to work in an hour.
Subject: Remedie for coughs and sore throughts.


Author:
Libby happy horrors dorm
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Date Posted: 17:29:48 03/23/06 Thu
Boil some water,
Put the water in a mug,
mix in honey and lemon juice,
leave to cool and drink.
Subject: Cure for a Baff


Author:
Rippler Waterflier of MM
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Date Posted: 14:43:55 03/23/06 Thu
Ingredients:
Lotsa mud!

Procedure:
Simply throw self into mud and roll until completely covered.

Tip: You may want to use a reed as a strw, to ensure you can breathe!
Subject: cure for a sad dibbun


Author:
abbot of the unbathable bunch
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Date Posted: 00:28:04 03/22/06 Wed
talk to him and tr to help him by saying you will be his freind
Subject: Cure for Flurgy Twinj


Author:
Hillgorse Snowscut
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Date Posted: 07:48:45 03/21/06 Tue
Collect up 1 bucket of soapy bathwater, 1 beaker of hotroot soup, mix and pour into tankard. Tip tankards contents over the Friar's head, and you'll feel much better!
Subject: Cure for loseing a friend


Author:
Tokie the Mole (UB)
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Date Posted: 02:06:19 03/21/06 Tue

CURE FOR LOOSING A FRIEND

Ingredients: You and your friend you lost
Strawberry Fizz
Scones

Say to the friend you lost I'm sorry and ask them to forgive you or you forgive them and give them some strawberry fizz and scones.

Tokie
Subject: Cure for loseing a friend


Author:
Tokie the Mole (UB)
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Date Posted: 02:06:02 03/21/06 Tue

CURE FOR LOOSING A FRIEND

Ingredients: You and your friend you lost
Strawberry Fizz
Scones

Say to the friend you lost I'm sorry and ask them to forgive you or you forgive them and give them some strawberry fizz and scones.

Tokie
Subject: Cure for loseing a freind


Author:
Tokie the Mole
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Date Posted: 01:59:54 03/21/06 Tue
CURE FOR LOSING A FREIND

Ingredients: You and a friend you just lost
Strawberry fizz
scones

Say I'm sorry to your friend and ask them to forgive you and give them some strawberry fizz and some scones.
Subject: cure for hicups


Author:
bimmi (JJ)
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Date Posted: 19:29:28 03/20/06 Mon
firs you stick you tongue out as far as it will go, den you jump up an down a whole bunch, den you dwink a big gwass of stwaberry fizz. den you jump sum mowr an da hic ups be all gone
Subject: cure for hicups


Author:
bimmi (JJ)
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Date Posted: 19:28:53 03/20/06 Mon
firs you stick you tongue out as far as it will go, den you jump up an down a whole bunch, den you dwink a big gwass of stawberry fizz. den you jump sum mowr an da hic ups be all gone
Subject: Cure the common tumie ache.


Author:
Fuzzel of th HH
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Date Posted: 23:28:37 03/17/06 Fri
The way to cure the tummie ache is to not hit your tummie when you eat.
Subject: Cure for a muddy mole


Author:
Tiggle
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Date Posted: 18:55:15 03/14/06 Tue
1.Take a mole on a rainy day
2.Take him/her to the kitchen
3.Make his/her favarite deper then ever pie
4.Give it to him/her
5.Watch them dig in
Subject: A Cure For Hiccups


Author:
Fwirl
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Date Posted: 15:31:40 03/11/06 Sat
Take any animal with hiccups and tell them to roll both of their sleeves up. When they have done that tell them to roll them back down again and ta da! Their hiccups have vanished!
Subject: A cure for hicups.


Author:
Slyth Dark-furr
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Date Posted: 15:17:14 03/11/06 Sat
Take a animal with hicups, and sit him down on a chair. then, while he/she is not looking, slap a huge spoonful of peanutbutter in his mouth... wait for him to swallow, and then whack his back!
Subject: Cure for a cranky hare!


Author:
Aeldan Longpaw of the Jumping Jokers
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Date Posted: 22:31:41 03/09/06 Thu
Take one cranky hare on a hot summer day. Give the hare a cup of cold stawberry fizz and a popsicle down by the Abbey Pond or by the shore of Salamandastron. The hare will be much happier after the cold scoff and maybe even a swim! (This works for other creatures, too young or old)
Subject: Cures


Author:
Rosetip Spike of UB
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Date Posted: 03:56:45 03/05/06 Sun
Cure for lonlyness:
Pretend to get hurt and cry. Everybeast will come runnin to sees whats wrong with you. Then you get to laugh when all the beasts see that you was pretendin. This might also come in handy

Cure for the giggles:
Stare at something and take big deep breaths. If that don't help try drinkin some water(but be careful you don't spray it on somebeast).
Subject: Zosayer's Many Batty Cures - Cure of Elderhugosis


Author:
Zosayer Nightteeth of Jumping Jokers
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Date Posted: 22:06:19 03/03/06 Fri
Cure for Elderhugosis
Elderhugosis - when all of the elders and grown ups give you hugs.
Ingredients: 1 pit of mud, 5 decomposing leaves, 3 handfuls of unidentifiable goo, as many strawberries as possible, 1/2 tsp of garlic
1. squish alla da stawberries up and walk in them. This will help you make sure your feet keep safe. If you have wings, rub strawberries on them to keep 'em from getting sore. It works!
2. Roll in the pit of mud. It covers up alla the strawberries, so I hope you don't mind.
3. Rub the leaves all over you.
4. Give yourself hair by putting the goo on your head
5. Avoid water. Adults won't even want to touch you!
Subject: A cure fer a bumbly bee sting


Author:
Durro Gurtclaws; Clever Clan
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Date Posted: 23:53:31 03/02/06 Thu
ta 'elp cure a bee sting, yous be a'needin a poultice made out o' mud, moss, an' some mashed up figwort
Subject: Anudder cure from Durro


Author:
Duro Gurtclaws; Clever Clan
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Date Posted: 04:59:53 03/02/06 Thu
A cure fer poison ivy

if'n yous gone an' fallen in a gurt poison ivy bush, get some mud from da abbey pond and stick on yer poison ivy rash. If you starts to scratch away da mud, den use honey to stick yer paws tergether. When yer rash bes gone, you can lick away da honey!
Subject: A cure fer a gurt tummy acher


Author:
Durro Gurtclaws; Clever Clan
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Date Posted: 04:41:18 03/02/06 Thu
So yous can get rid o' a tummy acher, all you bes a'needen is 'bout three drops o' every cordial from da cellars an' mix it all tergether in one big 'ol beaker. Drink it all in one big ol' gulp, an' yer tummy can fell bedder!
Subject: 4 Good Cures


Author:
Seed Fieldflower + Lyn Riverpearl
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Date Posted: 00:37:13 03/02/06 Thu
Cure for Beautiful Cleanlyness: Simplely rush into the mud! Lather yourself up and become ugly and dirty!
"Ingreidiants": Mud. Lots of mud.


Cure for Scrawnyness: Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat!!! Next, you will be using this next cure to help you!
"Ingreidiants": TONS OF FOOD! (and I mean really mean: TONS)

Cure for Fatness: Its simple: Don't keep eating!!! How much do I have to tell you, the only way to stay thin is to eat less!
"Ingreidiants": Nothing, exept for a weight so heavy that you cannot move it and plenty of rope to tie yourself to it with.

Cure for an Itchy Back: Rub it on the Abbot/Abbess's big easy-chair! For extra pleasure, roll in the mud or dirt first.
"Ingreidiants": 1 Abbot/Abbess's big easy-chair, dirt & water (to make mud, if there isn't any)

Cure for Restlessness: RUN! RUN EVERYWHERE, AROUND THE POND, ABBEY, OR UP AND DOWN THE GREAT HALL!
"Ingreidiants": 1 Redwall Abbey.
CAUTION: DO not run down the dormitory stairs, you will fall and get hurt!
Subject: Cure for sore paws


Author:
Aeldan Longpaw of the Jumping Jokers
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Date Posted: 21:15:35 03/01/06 Wed
Cure for sore paws:
Got a case of the sore paws,wot wot? Won't ever do young beastie! March yahselves down to the Abbey pond and put your young paws in the shallows. When yah return to the trainin grounds, we'll have a regular scoffin' good time!
Subject: Cure for Being Good


Author:
Tumblepaw
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Date Posted: 14:41:51 02/28/06 Tue
Name: Tumblepaw
Dorm: Happy Horrors
Lie in wait for the cooks in the kitchens and dump molasses all over them, them make them chase you through the gardens so they'll get covered in dirt. That night substitute your pillow for yourself in your bed and camp out in some bushes all night. Since you didn't sleep at all before anybeast wakes up wake up all the other dibbuns and run yelling and banging pots through all the dormitories. (Then find a good place to hide from Mother Mellus)
Subject: Cures


Author:
Emallett|&|Otulissa|&|Russet
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Date Posted: 04:37:50 02/28/06 Tue
Name: Emallett, Otulissa, & Russet
Dorm: M.M.

Cure for Boredom: Take the two poles and stick them in the ground just below the Abbey steps leading outside. Tie the string between them and wait for an elder to trip!!!!
"Ingreidiants": 1 long, firm string. 2 short sturdy poles.

Cure for a Runny Nose: Run over to Ma Mellus's big apron (the one with the flowers on) and blow, hard!
"Ingreidiants": 1 Ma Mellus.

Cure for Anger: Hit something! It does not matter who/what.
"Ingreidiants": It depends. Smart dibbuns hit pillows and materesses, dumb ones hit chairs, walls, and other dibbuns.
Subject: Cure for an Upset Stomach


Author:
Rippler Waterflier of Mad Menaces
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Date Posted: 14:49:58 02/27/06 Mon
~ Cure for and Upset Stomach ~

Ingredients:
Mint tea

Instructions:
Consume tea slowly. The more you drink, the better you'll feel! After that, lie in your bed and rest, think about how you will steal the friar's new meadowcream pie. 10 minutes later, steal it and eat it all! You may need to repeat this procedure if you eat the pie too quickly, so make sure your'e hungry!

-By Rippler of Mad Menaces
Subject: A cure


Author:
Gnoff of the Clever Clan
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Date Posted: 19:39:20 02/25/06 Sat
My dorm is clever clan

*Stuffy Nose*
Boil some water with yellow dandelions and virginia pine needles (for making lemon tea)
Toss the mixture to your nose.

*Headache*
Take a weeping willow leaf and grind into a fine powder. Harden into a pill shape. Bake in an oven.
Take with water every morning for one week

*Sore*
Make a poultice from smashed strawberrys and rasberry. grind mint leaves too. Rub onto sore.
Subject: cures


Author:
Kirrick
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Date Posted: 17:45:06 02/25/06 Sat
SORE THROAT-

boil some water

squeeze lemon juice into water

pour honey in the water

DRINK!!

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GLUMINESS-

give them a nice gift!! (or a big hug!!)

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SEVEN SEASON FAMINE-

ask the friar for some meadow cream pies and the cellar hog for strawberry fizz

steal some straw berries from the garden

pilfer some cakes

EAT IN EARNEST

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Kirrick of the Happy Horrors
Subject: Hot nettle soup


Author:
Bayleef A. Loam
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Date Posted: 00:19:18 02/25/06 Sat
Warm nettle broth
1 can of chicken noodle soup
1 sprig of parsley
salt and pepers
THIS IS A ALL CURE!!
First get the chicken noodle soup and make it according to direction on can.Drain out the noodles and only have the broth and chicken and veggies.Next add the sprig of parsley in and make sure it is chopped finely.Then add in the basic salt and pepper and then mix.Serve warm
I am in the happy horrors
Subject: cure for tummy flu


Author:
Fleetbow Silent from MM
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Date Posted: 17:35:58 02/22/06 Wed
#1. drink.
#2. eat soup & pudding.
#3. sleep on lawn.
Subject: Cure for Headaches/Boredom/Listlessness


Author:
Aryah Sweetbloom
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Date Posted: 20:57:10 02/21/06 Tue
I am from Irrististable Imps!!!!!

Cure:
step #1) hide somewhere where you can't hear the other dibbuns screamin'!
step #2) go in the abbey grounds and walk (NOT run)
step #3) talk to a friend (QUIETLY!) I would suggest talking to an ELDER friend, as dibbuns tend to be very noisy!
step #4) drink a whole barrel of starwberry fizz as fast as you can


and, if all else fails...
horror of horrors! TAKE A NAP!
Subject: Ember and Zo, MM


Author:
yeah. up there
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Date Posted: 14:22:34 02/18/06 Sat
Cure for toothaches.

mix together strawberries and duckweed in a pot of boiling water. Then blend them together until they are one liquid. Make a little "sack" out of dockleaves and put the liquid in there. Then, put the sack on your tooth. You will be better!
Subject: the cure fooooor.....................?


Author:
oakfang
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Date Posted: 00:47:34 02/15/06 Wed
hi there the cure for tummy aches. for good or bad dibbuns.

cure for bad dibbuns is. nettle broth made by sister cicely. cure for good dibbuns is jam scones with meadow cream.




(dorm mad menaces name oakfang)
Subject: Checkpoint!!


Author:
Ranlawe and Trista
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Date Posted: 15:23:18 02/11/06 Sat
Okay! Everyone did great! But, Oakfang forgot to put his/her dorm! REMBEMBER: You will not get CC'S if you don't put your dorm!
Subject: cure for tummy ache


Author:
oakfang
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Date Posted: 00:41:35 02/11/06 Sat
the cure for tummy ache oven heated bread and a tiny bit of jam (dont forget the butter before the jam
Subject: 10 great cures


Author:
Gruckford Nimbletoes (RR)
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Date Posted: 18:45:04 02/10/06 Fri
All cures by Gruckford Nimbletoes of the Rambling Rascals...

Cure for achy head..
put mint on it (the head) , and pound the mint in very hard.
next, give the dibbun dandelion burdock, then make them drink it.
Then give the dibbun strawberry fizz and make them drink it.
their achy head will be gone.

Cure for good dibbun...
make them do at least three mischievous things a day.
make them do at least 21 mischievous things a week.
make them do at least 21 mischievous things a week for the entire season, and they will be a bad dibbun again.

Cure for itchy paws...
scratch 'em!

Cure for runny nose...
dab at it lightly (very lightly) with a mint towel for three hours.
Do not let them drink anything for a week and they will be better.

Cure for over mischieviosity...
Lock them up in a room and don't let them out except to eat.

Cure for over rudeness (which i think some dibbuns here need very much ;))
tape their mouth together.
Make sure that the tape is on tight 'cause they're not to talk.
If they say anything rude (overly rude) put the tape back on for a day.

Cure for clumsiness...
drill them every day for five weeks for balance and stuff like that.
if they fall over or trip over themselves, drill them for another week.

Cure for fatness...
make them excersize every day for five months, and restrict their eating.

or

punch their stomach a whole lot.

Cure for angriness...
shut them up in a room for the day.

Cure for non-patriotism (non-DABdibbunism)...
make them attend every DAB activity that there is for a month, and make them attend at least one activity every month for the rest of the season.
Subject: Cure for a rainy day


Author:
Avion the good fox of Bad Babes
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Date Posted: 15:35:35 02/09/06 Thu
Take some French toast, Persuede the local master of music to play for some stolen 'unny moles, and make him play for you. Of course, being a hare, they will eat messily and leave hunny on their whiskers. When the angry Elders look for the culprit, Piont out the hare has hunny on his whiskers and laugh as he is Spouting of names**Bounder! That was stolen scoff! I was framed! Jolly good moles though, Wot!
Subject: A cure for Bedsers


Author:
Wiseye of Interable Imps
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Date Posted: 23:08:42 02/06/06 Mon
To cure the beders just grind up starwbrees and make a cold soup with strawbrees bread and cold water, then drink up.

Note: If victim has already fallen asleep just pourd 'em wi a sharp stick and then hit 'em wi a big pice a bread
Subject: Sea Rogues Sea Grog


Author:
Shadowclaw,JJ
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Date Posted: 03:11:24 02/03/06 Fri
Ahoy mates!! This is good fer upset tummies either after being aboard a ship or eatting too many strawberries!!Its also good just fer drinking, as long as you like sour stuff!Hahaharr!!!

1 Tbsp. og Honey
1/2 to 1 cup of Seltzer Water
1/4 lemon juice

Mix together in a large tankard and drink up me hearties, Haharr!!!!!!!!
Subject: Aloe: A cure for burns


Author:
Beaktalon Clawfeather, Newbies
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Date Posted: 05:52:13 01/31/06 Tue
Ingredients:
Aloe Leaves
Water
A pot
A fire
A knife
Instructions:
Cut the aloe leaves into little pieces. Pour the water into the pot. Put the pot on the fire. Put the aloe leaves in the pot and boil for three hours. then put in a jar and rub on burns.
Subject: cure for feeling gloomy


Author:
Urthwyte from Wicked Wastrels
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Date Posted: 16:36:04 01/30/06 Mon
Go to the pond and wet your paw, then draw two trails of water coming out of your eyes (looking at the sun continuasly or, even better, if you can, fake tears)
next, go to a corner and wail, sooner or later an Elder will come and ask what's wrong, wipe your eyes and say that you feel unapreciated, the elder is bound to give you a candied chestnut/treat/day off from school ect.
Subject: No Subject


Author:
Terragon Scrufftail, SS
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Date Posted: 15:58:17 01/29/06 Sun

Wasp Sting - Vinegar

Bee Sting - Yeast/Baking Powder

Sore Throat - Tie a smelly sock to your nose

Hiccups - sit in a barrel and drink stawberry fizz for 10 minutes

Tooth Ache - Chew dock leaf for 1 hour

Ear Ache - Sit under a table, cover you ears and sing loudly

Nightmares - Hide underneath a pile of socks

Smelly Socks - Wash socks on regular basis

Missing Socks - Complain loudly about "sock monsters"

Paw Ache - Steal another dibbun's socks
Subject: Cure for getting out of an extremely strenuous Abbeyschool Gym Class!


Author:
Mareth Baskethead, Active Array
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Date Posted: 17:21:46 01/23/06 Mon
Ingredients:
Lots of smushed berries
A bandage

Procedure: During the class, pretend to fall over and hurt yourself. Pull your smushed berries out and rub them all over your forehead while you're on the ground. Then, moan and pretend to hold back tears. When the teacher asks you what's the matter, tell her you tripped and would like to go to the infirmary. Add plenty of sobs, gasps, and grunts. As soon as she lets you go to the infirmary, run into some secluded area, put the bandage on, and do whatever you like.
Subject: Sure for a really bad sun burn


Author:
Ranlawe
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Date Posted: 03:07:50 01/21/06 Sat
This is simple:

1. Fill a tub full of cool water, tehn get in the tub
2. After that, put a cool towel on the sunburn
3. Wait a bit, and then surnburn should be gone in no time!
Subject: Ivy Leaf and Wonwill Present, A Cure For A Bad Heart


Author:
Ivy Leaf and Wonwill
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Date Posted: 02:10:14 01/20/06 Fri
The Cure For A Bad Heart:
Gather up-
honey
chestnuts
sugar
a pan
an oven

Put the honey on the chestnuts, the sugar on the honey, and the chestnuts on a pan. After using all the chestnuts you want, put them in an oven. Wait for about ten minutes. Then, take the chestnuts out, and leave them on the cutting board to cool. Grab a basket and decorate it with various things such as ribbon, sequence, and flowers.

Check on the chestnuts. If they are still hot, please keep an eye on them!

Get some paper, some crayons, and a quill pen. Start drawing something pretty, anything you'd like.

Write a message to the person with a bad heart. It can be simple, or a funny poem!

Put the chestnuts in the basket, and make sure the decorations are tidy. Then, get some October Ale to have the chestnuts with.

Take the person with a bad heart to a picnic with your chestnuts to share. Maybe bring along some fun games, like pebbles and acorns! Start playing with them and dinning on the delicious food.

Hug them and give them encouragement and smile at them a lot. Do this while you are at the picnic, and the bad hearted one will be sure to smile. It works all the time! For those especially hard to cure ones, please see page 5 on Stubborn Kindness.
Subject: Cure for anything.


Author:
Denya
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Date Posted: 23:56:02 01/19/06 Thu
A good big scoff.
Subject: Cure for a Rumbly Tumbly


Author:
Astro, WW
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Date Posted: 20:40:39 01/15/06 Sun
INgredients:
1 Small Bag of your favorite food.
1 Pot of Hot Water
2 Cups of Warm Greensap Milk
1 Tsp. of Honey
1 Dibbun-Sized Bowl

Steps:
1. Empty Bag of Food.
2. Chop up food into small bits.
3. Add to water.
4. Mix in Honey with Warm Greensap Milk.
5. Add Warm Honey Milk to Water.
6. Stir Untill you get a warm, sweet, gloopy mixture.
7. Apply Generously To Bowl.
8. Pour mixture down throat.

The rumblings and grumblings in your tummy should stop after 1 to 15 Minutes.
Subject: Cure for Shyness or Lonelyness


Author:
Bushytail(Whicked Wastrels)
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Date Posted: 19:13:47 01/15/06 Sun
Make more freinds on the buddy board and other boards
Subject: Cure for itchy paws


Author:
Gruckford Nimbletoes (rambling rascals)
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Date Posted: 19:07:48 01/09/06 Mon
Eat a whole lota suga'!!! If dat doesn't work, eat...
a tonne of candy cheskernutters!!!
If dat doesn't work, i don't know what you gotta do...
Subject: I'm Serious! (for feeling bad in bed)


Author:
shadowflash
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Date Posted: 14:26:36 01/07/06 Sat
hot milk mixed with honey
Good and warm, go to sleep easier.
Subject: Cures


Author:
Marchurr Mole
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Date Posted: 21:22:40 01/03/06 Tue
Dorm: Clever Clan

Claustrophopia for Moles:
A Diet of wild garlic, ground dockleaf bread, frogskins and nettle broth for three weeks will cure the mole's claustrophobia. Instead the mole will develop an undying fear of these foods.
Subject: OOPS!!!


Author:
Brilla Flower-Foot
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Date Posted: 16:06:34 12/27/05 Tue
OOPS!!!!
I'm Brilla and I'm in the Newbie dorm, Sorry!
Subject: Sleppy Head Remidie


Author:
Brilla Flower-Foot
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Date Posted: 16:01:37 12/27/05 Tue
2 c. bubble gum
4 c. SUGAR
3 c. soda
1 c. flour
1 c. butter

Instructions:
Stir together butter sugar and flour. Add soda and mix until smooth. Melt bubble. Cook the mixture of butter, soda, sugar, and flour. Roll the sugar-bread in bubble gum and serve!
Subject: Cure for hungry Hares


Author:
Whortleberry Active Array
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Date Posted: 20:18:31 12/23/05 Fri
Cure for hungry Hares

5 pawfulls of hootroot
The hares favorite food

Stick the hootroot in the food and give to the hare, say you made it specily for him/her and no one else sould get a smidin of that delutable dish made for them for their hard work.
Subject: sad dibbun


Author:
Sandscutt, Korana,& Dextra
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Date Posted: 09:17:36 12/11/05 Sun
Sandscutt, Korana, And Dextra, BB
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cure for sad dibbun:
large meadowcream pie
strawbee cordial
candied chestnuts
Give them all to the sad dibbun! Cures instantly.
Subject: Cure for lazy Dibbuns


Author:
willowflame
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Date Posted: 03:00:56 12/09/05 Fri
My Dorm is Laughing Lot

Cure for lazy Dibbuns:
Get a fishing rod and a cc and some meadow cream.
Put the fishing pole up the dibbuns tunic and hang the cc with a dollop of cream from the hook on the fishing pole! The dibbun will see the cc and run after it! But make sure it is just out of reach! Let him do that for 15minutes and then give him a job to do in the infirmary! Then give him the cc! It really works!
Subject: Reminders(please read)


Author:
Storm
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Date Posted: 17:28:08 12/04/05 Sun
**A sad Storm flips the page and writes something on the new page.**
Reminders!
1. Please put your DORM! No one did it this week! Please put your dorm!
2. Please put your Dab name.
3. Your cure, if you have more than one cure put it in the same post.
Thank ye,
Storm
Subject: Infirmary cure


Author:
Deyna ML
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Date Posted: 23:31:08 12/03/05 Sat
CURE FOR STRAWBERRY FEVER
Symptoms:They vary.For hogs,squirrels,and vermin,we get a irrational fear of
strawberries.For otters,moles, and mice,you love them like your own child.For
the rest of you,well,it depends.Everybody that has caught the fever is found
with strawberries every day, no matter fear or love of them.
Cure:Mash strawberries in one bowl,and blackberries in another.Switch them
every 5 seconds in front of the victim.Depending on how heavy the symptoms are,do this 5-10 times.Then pour the blackberries into the strawberries,and hold this in front of the victim.
Subject: important cures


Author:
jauna
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Date Posted: 20:42:13 11/22/05 Tue
cure for sleeping feet;
if your feet are asleep, then you have to go outside and run around the abbey 10 times. If that does not work, then you have to jump up and down 100 times. after that your feet will not be aleep.
cure for sleepiness:
jump on your bed! then go and eat a huge great hall cake and drink all the barrels of srawbeery fiz.then you will be too full to go to sleep!
Subject: Runny Nose Cure


Author:
Tumbletail
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Date Posted: 14:43:32 11/20/05 Sun
Cure for a runny nose:
1.Put smelly sock up to snout to clear sinuses.(Do for 1 hr.)
2.Eat candy chestnuts.
3.Eat warm nettle broth for every meal.
4.Drimk lotsa fluids!>-)
Subject: Cures for sleepy dibbins


Author:
Jonanaru
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Date Posted: 02:36:34 11/12/05 Sat
To cure a sleepy dibben during abbey school, tell him that you will give him some candy chesnuts if he runs around the abbey. Then after he does, tell him you will give them to him after the calss is over
Subject: Reminders


Author:
Storm
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Date Posted: 21:21:36 11/11/05 Fri
**Storm flips some pages into she finds a clean one. While flipping she sees somethigns.** Hmmm, wery good. **The quill moves across the paper quick as a bird and then she puts it down. If any dibbun cared and wanted to see some notes they would read-**
Wello! How are ye? Reminders are here!
1. Pweety pweety put your NAME!
2. On me pawies, pweese put your DORM NAME!
3. If you have more then one cure, put it in the same post.
4. DO NOT put your cure in the MESSAGE box!
Thankee kindly!
Storm Gullwhacker
Subject: Cure for the Seatide flu


Author:
Longbpws
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Date Posted: 01:37:56 11/09/05 Wed
If you find somebeast has the Seatide flu this is one cure.
Take a lemon that is not ripe and 3 toadstumps from the sourth marshes. Grind them into a mushly mixsture. Add a 10 wasp feet and old walnut chese and make them in to balls. Then add the Lemon and toadstump mixsture andcover the balls in it. Feed the beast 1 a day for 6 day and at the last day feed them ground up moss and seaweed grog and they will be fine the next day.
WARNING:This is a old pirate cure. Use only if you know it is the Seatide flu. It could be the northsea flu many have become sicker if it is the roung cure. Northsea flu cure on other page.
Subject: For Dibbuns who play sick


Author:
Lord Kipter
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Date Posted: 00:06:51 11/09/05 Wed
If a dibbun is playing sick so they won't have to go to Dibbun school, just say "aww, you pour thing... let me give you some of my strawberry fizz..." and then when they open their mouths, hold it open and say that if they don't go to school, you will pour hotroot soup in their mouths.
Subject: Cure


Author:
Sapheronatora of the Unbathable Bunch
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Date Posted: 02:05:22 11/08/05 Tue
If you need t sneeze but your nose woun't, jut squeeze it litly or pour pepper down it.
Subject: Cure (and vaccine) for cramps


Author:
Aster & Sapphire Fleetpaw, DD
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Date Posted: 15:13:03 11/05/05 Sat
Dip candied chestnuts in costmary oil and administer to patient. Take one teaspoonful of peppermint tincture, wtih an orris root fixative, and rub onto cramp.
Subject: Fever and cough


Author:
Aster Fleetpaw and Sapphire Fleetpaw, DD
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Date Posted: 15:07:38 11/05/05 Sat
Fever: Add one tablespoonful of honey to one glass of a feverfew infusion. Mix well with half a cup of lavender tisane. Use one packet of chamomile scent for aromatherapy, combined with violet. If symptoms have not let up, apply one tablespoonful of orris root and bee balm tincture to forehead.
Cough: Administer one cup of peppermint and rosemary tisane, mixed well with lavender essential oil.
Subject: Cure for getting rid of pestering hungry hares at a feast


Author:
Rika from MM
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Date Posted: 23:40:03 11/03/05 Thu
Cure for Getting Rid Of Pestering Hungry Hares At A Feast

Ingredients: spoon, pie (optional), and good hiding spot
If hungry hares at a feast are nagging to you about having your food, here's what you do:
1. when he gets really annoying, smack him right in his mouth.
2. Take your food, and run for your life! Hide in really good hiding spot and eat your food in peace
3. If hare finds you and does not cease yammering about food, give him a pie and send him away. That should keep him busy.
Subject: Cure for thour throughts


Author:
Sapheronatora of the U.B.
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Date Posted: 05:06:26 11/02/05 Wed
If you have a sore throught just suc on mint candy or icecubes and have warm mint tea
Subject: Cure for sore throats


Author:
Whortleberry AA
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Date Posted: 18:42:42 10/30/05 Sun
cure for sore throat

2cups carrots
1cup potato
1 oinon
1 garlic clove
1 teaspoon olive oil


fry potatos in a pan greased in olive oil. Add carrots, garlic, and oinion.

Searves 4 dibbuns
Subject: more cures!


Author:
moonbrook and treeshine of II
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Date Posted: 14:06:58 10/26/05 Wed
Cure for hiccups:
there are many ways! these are only a few ways, though.
1. sing a loud annoying song in front of elders
2. eat 17 bowls of hotroot soup without stopping, then wait 2 minutes before drinking anything.

cure for newbie flood
go an' make friends with all the newbies! they won't seem so new anymore!!!
Subject: cure cure for being bugged by elders who want you to be to bed!


Author:
twyleaf
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Date Posted: 15:11:15 10/22/05 Sat
Cure for being bugged by elders who want you to go to bed:

run away as fast as you can

hide in the D.A.B. headquarters

make rude faces

eat candied chestnuts!
Subject: Cures!!!


Author:
Audrey, Vinepaw, Narmi and Koro
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Date Posted: 11:26:24 10/22/05 Sat
**Audrey, Vinepaw, Narmi and Korobi saunter up**

1. Laziness

You need: 17 packets of sugar

Vinepaw: Your friend lazy, like me? Always doing nothing, like me? Won't get off his fat tail, like me? Then just pour 17 packets of sugar down his gob and he'll be bouncing off walls!

Audrey: **Sarcastic** Oh yeah great cure! Evadibbun, check out my cure!
NOTE: Hyperness will occur for 24 hours straight- be prepared for a looooonng night

2. Boredom

You need:
Adults
Lotsa food
Good dibbun allies

Audrey: Preferrably done at a feast where your in good, clean smocks and are forced to eat politely. Throw food about everywhere, smoosh it into your good clothes and the abbots face (make sure you get the infirmary sister too.... oooh nasty physicks!) When the elders try to round you up, get a few dibbun allies to distract them!

Narmi: Ooooohh!!! Mines better!!!

3. Sadness

You need:
One cup of that Cheery Drink stuff
Tasty Pie
Buds

Narmi: Drink the Cup of Cheer stuff up, then share that nice tasty pie with your buds!! Always works like a charm!

Korobi: Ha, you call that a cure, look at mine!

4. Lonelyness

You need: A Crowd of Dibbuns

Korobi: Find a nice crowd of dibbuns (one that can support your weight) and yell CANNONBALL! and dive into them. You'll soon be drowning in new friends!

~By Audrey, Vinepaw, Narmi of RR and Korobi of UB~
Subject: Cure for boredom and cuts


Author:
Whortleberry AA
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Date Posted: 10:38:25 10/20/05 Thu
as much stickey and slippery things you can get
biggg bowl
long wooden spoon
big thick paintbrush

mix the stickey and slipperry things together and then paint it on the floor and walls. wait for somebeast to slip

dockleaves
cinnamon
hootroot pepper
medow cream

mix the cinnamon and hootroot and medow cream then put them of the cur then bind it together with the dockleaves!
Subject: Cure ALL


Author:
Whortleberry
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Date Posted: 19:48:09 10/19/05 Wed
Cure for everything

pawfull of nettles
two pawfulls of seaweed
pawfull of hootroot pepper

make nettle broth with the nettles, squash the seaweed and add to nettle broth then add the hootroot

searves 5 dibbuns
Subject: cure for tired Dibbuns


Author:
Whortleberry AA
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Date Posted: 22:53:04 10/17/05 Mon
1 big cup of cup of cheer
37 cc's
big cup of strawberry cordial
pawfulls of sugar and cinnamon(mixed)

crush the cc's into powder and mix the strawberry cordial and cup of cheer. Slowly poar the cc's and cinnamon and sugar into the drink and guzzle it down. Then go and annoy the Elders
Subject: im in dd


Author:
rudy of dd
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Date Posted: 21:55:34 10/17/05 Mon
im in the grand ould dd!
Subject: The Cures


Author:
Rudy
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Date Posted: 21:53:41 10/17/05 Mon
A Bad Cold ~

5 Candied Chestnuts. or
A good Phsick

1. Usually Dibbuns fake a cold to get special treatment so coax them to not by feeding them cc or phsick them till they stop fake-sneezing.

___________________________________

A Back Ache ~

A Hammer.
A Ointment of Fire
A Ointment of Ice
A Ointment of Mending

1. Smash the person's back with a hammer.
2. Put a OOF on the person's back to burn the pain away.
3. Put a OOI to numb the flaming pain.
4. Put the OOM to mend the back.

NO MORE BACKPAINS!!
Subject: coure for not drinking


Author:
hend (newbie)
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Date Posted: 20:47:10 10/15/05 Sat
poor hot root pepper in all his/he food
Subject: Cures


Author:
Terragon Scrufftail (SS)
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Date Posted: 09:46:06 10/09/05 Sun

Eating too many Candied Chestnuts:


1.Eat more
2.Eat hotroot soup for half an hour
3. Sit holding a smelly sock and a spoon for 1/2 a season!
4. Do nothing
Subject: Remedies


Author:
Otterears of the Rambling Rascals
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Date Posted: 21:15:21 10/07/05 Fri
For Asthma Attacks
17 bowls of Hotroot Soup
7 ounces of water (to cool the mouth after the soup)
I huge candied chestnut (for later)

Feed the creature nonstop the hotroot soup. Then have it drink the water. Afterwards give it the chestnut to stop the shivverin'. The soup should have scared the attacks away.
Subject: more cures


Author:
Sapheronatora of the U.B.
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Date Posted: 22:56:39 10/06/05 Thu
Cure for not beeing adle to sleep
What you need:
-Hot or cold chocolate milk
-a place to sit
-a very nice and funny friend

I you can't sleep, got wake up one of you best and funiest friends. Go down to the kichens and make yourselph some hot or cold chocolate milk. Go to a quiet plce and talk about why you can't sleep.
Subject: cure for hiccups, coughs and snezzes


Author:
Whortleberry Active Array
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Date Posted: 20:08:47 10/04/05 Tue
3teaspoon of hotroot pepper
1teaspoon of hony
1 branch(attached to a tree)

Mix half of the pepper and all of the honey and put it in your mouth and putthe pepper up your nose this should cause you to snezze one BIGGGGG snezze, and your hiccups and the rest should go away. do all of this upsidedown on the tree branch.
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