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Subject: Cure for any annoying situations

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Terragon Scrufftail

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Date Posted: 09:35:21 03/06/05 Sun

Cures for another dibbun being told off by an elder:

1. Distract the elder
2. Start a food fight
3. Make annoying noises behind their backs
4. Stand behind the elder, and pull faces at the dibbun
5. Jump from the rafters on to the elder's head (squirrels only)
6. Annouce that you are a wombat

Cures for you or a friend being told off by the Abbot:

7. Ask the Abbot why he wears a dress (his robes)
8. Point out the window, and say: "A dibbun's fallen in the pond!" while the Abbot turns and looks, run away

Cures for bed-time:

9. Ask for a drink of water, then if they go and get you one, hide.
10. Encourage the rest of your dorm to do the same

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