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Subject: Cures


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Meadowbloom
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Date Posted: 17:51:39 03/25/05 Fri

I'm Meadowbloom of the Newbie dorm.

Cure for nosebleeds:
1 dock leaf
3 candied chestnuts

Put the dock leaf under your nose and eat a few candied chestnuts while you wait for the bleeding to stop.

Cure for loss of voice (from screaming too much):
1 strawberry cordial
1 honey
1 elder to annoy when done

Pour the honey into the strawberry cordial and drink it all up. Wait a few minutes, then go annoy an elder with your new-found voice!

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