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Subject: Random Cures - life insurance not covered!

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Terragon Scrufftail

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Date Posted: 18:54:39 05/10/05 Tue

Cures for mutness (not being able to speak)

1. Get someone to insult you, so you insult them back.

2. Get someone to make you laugh

3. Sulk

Cures for lameless (not being able to walk)

4. Get someone to insult you then run away, you'll try and follow them

5. Hop around on one foot for the rest of your life

6. Get a wheelchair

Cures for questing creatures

7. Join Squirrel Village where you will never want to leave!!!

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8. Sail round and round in a boat for the rest of you life

9. Tie yourself to a chair

Cures for dibbuns who have smelly socks

10. Tell the dibbun that you have dropped a bag of candied chestnuts in the Abbey Pond and can't swim. The dibbun will swim into the pond, giving itself and it's socks a bath, and you a laugh!

11. Tie one of the dibbun's socks to it's nose. The dibbun will smell it, and realise that it's socks need washing

12. Bribe it

13. Steal the socks and bury them

14. Get someone else to steal and bury the socks (more bribery)

15. Give up

Cures for hyperactiveness (being hyper!)

16. Run round and round in ever decreasing circles, until you hit yourself on the head by running into yourself!

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