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Subject: Cure for Purple Pocks

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Storm Gullwhacker of the FF

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Date Posted: 01:16:33 08/10/05 Wed

Cure for purple pocks-
What purple pocks is- Purple pocks is a quick but annoying virus. It will last longer if you are out in the sun and you scrach them. What Purple Pocks look like- They are gigantic purple bumps that cover your whole body, from head to tail!
Cure-
Gather blueberries,strawberries and rasberries and put in a bowl. Add five dockleafs to the bowl. The dockleafs must be chopped into tiny pieces or else the cure will not go right. Stir for ten mintues, do not eat anything in the bowl and do not lick the spoon! After ten mintues add two cups of flour, add a half-of-cup of water. Mix for ten more mintues.
Application-
Take the mixture and spread it all over your body, from head to tail. Do not miss an inch on your body. Leave the mixture on for 30 mintues. When the 30 mintues are done, jump into the abbey pond and wash everything off. The cure should stop the swelling and reproducing of the purple pocks. To rid yourself of purple pocks do this three times a day. Through-out all of this do not scrach anything!
Storm Gullwhacker, Fearsome Fiends

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