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top 10 cures in de world!

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Kana of de naughty knot

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Date Posted: 17:29:56 07/13/04 Tue

1.cure for boredum: raid de kitchens.
2.cure for sleepyness: put ice in yer pants and hotroot on yer tongue.
3.cure for hungryness: eeta hole ton ata feest.
4.cure for lonelyness: find a friend and annoy 'firmiry sista.
5.cure for stommyache(stomach/tummyache): drink fizzy st'abee fizz.
6.cure for dryness: hava water fight.
7.cure for wetness: eet straberrys ina st'abee pach until dry.
8.cure for stuck-up-ina-tree-ness: call for a sqwirl.
9.cure for can't-get-upa-tree-ness: get a ladder.
10.cure for cleanness: take a bath....in mud.

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