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Cures

Author:
Alder

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Date Posted: 06:42:32 07/30/04 Fri

Cure for a Sore Throat (only temporary): Warm up some water so that it's warm enough that honey can dissolve in it but it's not so hot you burn your tongue. Mix 1 teaspoon of honey into the water and drink.

Cure for colds: Don't take a physik, whatever you do. Have lots of garlic and onions and oranges and lemon and also drink lots of chicken soup. It really works in real life.

Cure for warts: Set the end of a twig on fire and put the burning bit on the wart.

Cure for Getting-Chased-Constantly-For-A-Bath-itis:
1. Rub lots of raw garlic mixed with ransoms, onoin and lots of smelly stuff. Take a bath in the mixture. Use lots of onion so when the elders chase you you'll be so smelly they wont touch you. The onoin'll make them cry so they can't see you then you escape.
2. Accept the bath meekly, then when it comes time for the soap grab the soap, chuck it at Ma Mellus then splash her and yell, "WATER FIGH!WATER FIGHT! WATER FIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!" then make sure everyone splashes Ma Mellus and ONLY Ma Mellus. This also works for physiks, but ask for a bath first. That way the physik gets all watered down so it's no good!

Cure for a Fever: Wear lots of clothes and sit in bed with heaps on blankets on you and have lots of hot food and have 30 hot water bottles and generally stay warm until you start sweating. That means the fever's gone.

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