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Subject: Realish cures!

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Date Posted: 23:46:23 08/10/04 Tue

cure for stuffed snouts: In the far north caves, there are tiny crystals, menthol crystals. See if you can get some off a traveller! Melt crytals into a sink full of hot water. Put you head over the strrong minty steam and cover head and sink with a towel, so as to keep the strong steam in one place. Repeat daily until cured.

cure for sore throats: Firstly, brew some chamomile tea as strong as possible. Add as teaspoon of honey. Stir until dissolved. Just drink this mixture whenever you're feeling particularly sore.

cure for snoring: Hehehhheeee....when the miscreant is sleeping, roll up some ramsons into small, pea sized balls. Plug nostrils securely. Due to the smell of ramsons, the culprit will have to worry more about breathiong than snoring! (Wild garlic can be substituted for ramsons!)

i-wanna-get-bathed-a-titus:

Firstly, you have got to be mental to want to get bathed. Rub then don HARD with soap, taking special care to get it in their nose and eyes. Set a baby pike free in the bathtub. If this doesn't work, tell that elder to quit tryin to act like a dibbun, cause he's failin!

(can you tell which work and which don't?)

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