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Subject: Cures here

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Conder- Naughty Knot

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Date Posted: 00:23:37 02/24/05 Thu

Cure to sleepiness:

Take a flask full of strawberry fizz and mix it with white sugar, wnough to make the whole thing a blob of pink, wet sugar. Chomp it down as fast as you can.
Note: The after-effect of this may result in crashing into sleep.

Cure to a dibbun that obeys elders:

Tell the dibbun about what the elders "really want." Then dress up like an elder, get on stilts (shoulder grip, not hand grip), splatter the dibbun with mud and run.

Cure to nettle soup:

This doesn't help the first time but it sure prevents it from happening again. Steal a bottle of ipecac from the cupboard. Chug the soup as fast as possible (Like I said...) and swallow about 1 teaspoon of ipecac. This'll make you throw up and nobody will ever serve you nettle soup again. Then put the ipecac back.

Cure to chafed skin (from a bath):

First, keep the skin from touching anything but air and clothes for about a day and don't rub the clothes on the skin too much. The net day, keep it against something cold like a cask of ale in the cellar. By now it should be a little better off and just treat it gingerly until it regains normal color.

Cure to BEDTIME:

Snatch a cake or trife, or any dessert from the dinner table and hide it for the rest of the evening. Also pinch an entertaining object that doesn't require sight to use. Once the door is shut in your dorm, get up and eat the dessert. If it's high sugar you'll go on a sugar rush which helps a lot. In the meantime, use the entertaining item so you aren't bored!

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