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Subject: Cures

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Remaner Ginger

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Date Posted: 08:19:50 02/27/05 Sun

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Cure for elders who won't let yer sing like the wot-wot hares:

Insist life is one big musical, and randomly break into song. The elder will now probaly think you are destined for a theatre life, and allow you to sing to your hearts content, whatever the words are.

Cure for over-eating:

oh well, a few more candied chestnuts won't hurt.

Cure for dibbuns sleeping in a wheel-barrow:

tip 'em into the pond or bath.

Cure for being in trouble before a feast and not being able to go:

ask your dibbun friends at the feast to start building an escape tunnel that leads under the table, once it is built crawl along to under the table, and get your friends to pass you food. when you have finished, cover up the entrances so you can use it another time.

Cure for intelligent dibbuns:

Hit 'em on the head a couple of times.

Cure for stupid dibbuns:

Send 'em to Abbey School.

Cure for hyper dibbuns:

Knock-out drops

Cure for dibbuns with smelly socks:

wash the socks (and the dibbun if necessary).

Cure for rabies:

There is none that I know: run away from the patient.

Cure for hunger:

Eat something, stupid!

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