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Imaginary Cure for an Imaginary Ailment That Only Affects Imaginary Creatures

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Fizzle S Freeflyer, Newbie Dorm

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Date Posted: 23:19:53 03/01/05 Tue

GEEBLESHNOCKERITIS:
A rare disease known only to those who can pronounce it. Makes the victim very unlikeable, hard to get along with, and susceptible to being insulted. This virus has 4 Stages:
1) Victim starts feeling angry and upset on a continious basis.
2) Victim becomes extremely repellant to everybeast, thus promoting the loss of happiness as no one will ever speak to you.
3) Effects of Stages 1 and 2 become permanent.
4) Victim suffers a miserable life.

TO CURE:
1) Stop trying to pronounce the name. This makes you immune to the virus.
2) Avoid contact with anybeast who has contracted the illness, as it is EXTREMELY contagious.
3) If contact occurs, wash the affected area immediately with strawberry fizz cordial to ward off all chances of contracting Stage 1. Then, go consume chocolate. LOTS of chocolate.
4) To cure effects of Stage 2, double your chocolate intake, try to think happy thoughts, and stop snarling at anybeast who tries to say hi.
5) There are very few who survive Stage 3. Only a long-awaited wish or the return of a loved one not seen since the sickness was contracted have ever proved effective at this point.
6) There is no cure for Stage 4. You are doomed.

Have a nice day!

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