To cure yourself from a baff: -- Remedies

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To cure yourself from a baff:

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Nimeek of Active Array

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Date Posted: 01:20:59 01/13/04 Tue

If you have had a howible baff, you may need to try my remedy:
First: Most Dibbuns feel more secure when they are dirty. Roll around in the dirt lots. This will also kind of dry you off.
Second: If you head or any other parts of your body feels funny from being scrubbed, gently rub or stroke them with your paw or a cloth intil it feels better.
Third: The reaction to a baff may have made your stomach queasy, so try eating some candied chestnuts or some other favorite food of your. Hot foods fresh from the oven work exceptionally well.
Fourth: Try to forget the experience of a baff, you may otherwise have nightmares!
Fifth: Be a normal dibbun waiting to escape Mother Mellus from her next baff!

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