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Subject: Cure for the elders

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Guss da' 'orible of the Jumping Jokers

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Date Posted: 16:06:54 03/04/04 Thu

1) Get all muddy then hurl the mud in their face then hide for a couple days
2) Get sticky pine sap an' glue them to their bed
3) Put mud on their sandels
4) Steal their glasses and cane (If they have one)
5) Seel the door of the dormitories with pine resin so they can't put you in bed or in baths
6) Get seek n' annoy projectiles to annoy the elders

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