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Subject: miraculous grumpy elder cure

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arrow redreak of the slippery sneaks

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Date Posted: 02:28:02 03/29/04 Mon

First, take a swim in the pond and put on a soothing cream coloured coloured habit (pale blue or green for boy dibbuns!). Next, make a cup of strong chamomile tea. Steal the sister's sleeping draught and pour lots inna drink. Give kindly to your elder. Once they are in a deep sleep MAKE AS MUCH MESS AS POSSIBLE, and leave Basil stag hare in the room.(you'll come up with an excuse) Shut and lock the door. Bang on a pan until the elder wakes up. Listen in ammusement to your elder whacking basil with a broom. Your elder is now cured. They are not grumpy, THEY ARE FLIPPIN' MAD! (who said you can't get enjoyment out of it?!)

**Arrow redstreak of the slippery sneaks**

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